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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING?
JUDAS AT THE OPERAAAAAAAAAAAA
melodeath sucks
Venom suck and were never black metal.
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Why aren't you listening new Fleshgod Apocalypse song? Video also looks incredible.
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how many metal bands do you have to be a fan of before you can call yourself a metalhead? if you dont like wearing black and are put off by musicians wearing corpse paint then are you a true metalhead?
What's our favorite Rotting Christ album?
none of them
>how many metal bands do you have to be a fan of before you can call yourself a metalhead? if you dont like wearing black and are put off by musicians wearing corpse paint then are you a true metalhead?
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what do you mean? Euronymous said they were good
What are some albums?
metallica
Thy Mighty Contract and Non Serviam.
>our
Fuck off
If you're unsure, you're not a metalhead.
oh fuck how do i become sure
This general is getting worse by the day. What in the absolute fuck is wrong with all of you?
shut the fuck up incel
space cake
space cake
space cake
You're just jealous because you're not the teacher's pet
I don't think you're cut out for this.
>wanting to be considered a metalhead
Damn son. Why would you want that?
I like heavy metal music and I like this heavy metal album
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Garm is at it again
DO THE RANDOM DANCE!
>ran-dumb
>ran-dumb
>ran-dumb
>varg is a
>DOG, DOG DOG!
>varg is a
>DOG, DOG DOG!
>ran-dumb
>ran-dumb
>ran-arf-arf-AROOOO!!
Be aware before crossing the road
My little cat
Be aware before crossing the road
You nice dog
Be aware before crossing the road
Spiky hedgehog
Be aware before crossing the road
Long ears rabbit
Be aware before crossing the road
Frog and pimply toad
Be aware before crossing the road
Creeping caterpillar
Be aware before crossing the road
Little singing cricket
Be aware before crossing the road
Butterfly bird and owl
I hate you, fucking cars, cause you kill the animals
Grinding their bones, bursting their veins and making them agonize
I will crush you as you crush them, you will taste my lunar sword
You won't be able to run anymore, you will become a scrapheap
>Momma’s little baby likes short’nen, short’nen
>Momma’s little baby likes short’nen bread
>Cori-Bell, those weeds are growing faster than you pulling them
>Mary-Bell, your daddy watching the way you planting that and it don’t look straight
>Lilly-Bell, that plow is not gonna plow without a little elbow grease
>Momma’s little baby likes short’nen short’nen
>Momma’s little baby likes short’nen bread.
Again it is another dream
Again the night is so bright
Again the fairies love me
Again the madness shal be
We will run towards the skirt of the forest
We will dance between the trees
We will throw ourselves on the ground
And roll in leaves
We will hang on to the branches
And climb very high
We will fuck everybody
i just wanted to be a metalhead too
If you think there's criteria for entry and that there's some sort of fucking quantification of being a metalheads then you're counted in the head
You'll know if you are, and if you dont know, then you're not
People who do nothing but complain about the quality of a board or general are worse than shitposters
At least shitposters are funny sometimes
Stop complaining and contribute quality content if you're upset about it bitch
You're cute when you're flustered, kid
Imagine voluntarily coming to this place just to complain about it. Lmaoing at your life.
What does /metal/ think of NWOBHM?
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this sounds exactly like mutiilation
I really enjoyed this after not hearing it for years.
Do you like it?
it's decent
fucking rules. I love lifting to it
What are some good blackthrash bands in the vein of Absu and Destroyer 666?
More in the vein of good riffs and drumming in a somewhat technical way, or technical in comparison to rawer stuff
Huh?
:*
Nifelheim
The last concert I been to was this in 2010. Feels bad man.
Why did you stop going to concerts?
Stoped having real life friends
Hi guys it's not something that I care about but the norwegian guys have big dicks?
no homo btw
yes
euro's dick was bigger than he was (a full 3 inches)
why does the movie attract so many faggots?
nope
because it's about black metal
It's been a few years for me as well.
There's a couple bands that I really want to see over the next couple of months, but the standing up is just too fucking hard on my lower right back (trapped outer thigh nerve).
Just don't have the motivation to put myself through them anymore. Gotta travel 200km to Sydney anyway.
Yep. That's why it's attractive. Why it attracts fags is that it's targeted at soibois etc.
shut up idiot
Hey /metal/, I have a question. I don’t really even like metal that much besides a few entry level bands, just isn’t my thing. However, I want to attend a REAL mosh pit and take out some aggressions. Not a fake faggot pit like some EDM shit. What should I know and where should I go? I figure you guys don’t seem like posers anc could help me pretend to be a real metal head for a few hours so I can experience moshing.
fags =/= numails
fags fuck your girlfriend in the ass when you lower your guard
poser
So what have you guys enjoyed this year so far? I think the new Maestus and Swallow the Sun were pretty good.
What entry level bands you flaming fucking faggot?
It doesn’t matter, I’m admitting to not being a metal fan. That’s the point you retards.
Sounds like shit like the nu doom soundtrack. kek at all the queers that defend that shit game.
Mastodon, Ghost, High on Fire
Do you kiss your dad?
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Thoughts? The video is overproduced movie shit but I actually like the song itself.
This you?
>I figure you guys don’t seem like posers
HAHAHAHAHA
yeah
nu-male!
XD
how fucking dare you
That is the best music video i have seen in my life. And i love the song.
No but it looks like your mom that I fucked last night :)
Is this the faggot version of Nile?
Friendly reminder black metal is an overrated sub genre
No, because Nile is the faggot version of Nile.
>how fucking dare you
Imagine voluntarily being a europoor who shits up anime metal generals
t. Euro keyboard faggot
New Bal-Sagoth album out on April 30th.
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Is the Star Wars soundtrack proto-djent?
>when the pre-show is better than the entire festival
Example? You mean the old star wars or new? I haven't seen the new.
they havent made a decent album since their first which isn't that good
Probably imperial march.
WHEN THE FALLOUT COMES
fuck I dont give a shit, not going to even play it on youtube
Guys recommend me some more Metal with Opera vocals like Messiah
it doesn't have to be Doom
nice
how you know
Interesting. Looking forward to it.
LIFE SUCKS
SCUM FUUCK
I used to listen to death metal and thrash metal and every flavor under the sun and now all I do is listen to black metal all day every day. I'm making this post to recognize that I'm a black metal addict.
kek, fuck is this.
are you depressed?
>I used to listen to death metal and thrash metal and every flavor under the sun and now all I do is listen to black metal all day every day. I'm making this post to recognize that I'm a black metal addict.
for the last 4-5 months yea
What's your favorite Vulcano riff
Me in reverse. I only listened to black metal for years, but now I'm discovering death metal and am having a blast.
>mfw this is actually good
REAL SLAM$ HOURZ
a full 3 inches bigger? or a full 3 inches dick that's bigger than his?
Great album.
is there anything i need to know about them?
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Just read here there was a massive campaign against them in Finland because of this and other shit but they don't have the full interview on this video.
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give me a quick rundown
XDDDDDDDDDDD
So it's Myrkur before Myrkur was a thing.
m8 it's three paragraphs, just read the fuckin thing
No Read it and stop being a bitch
it's not loading for me
Hell
Llo me find album.
Sorry prog thrssh with snake/Drake on cover
Thanks :)
Here's everything on the page besides the 22 years out of date dox.
throw me some of the most obscure black metal you know
I'm bored and got a couple of hours to kill
Ravenstorm chads vs Finnish bm virgins
Imagine being able to cause so much asspain by having fun
HE IS FIREEEEEE
I think I deciphered what you attempted to type
This was given out as a flyer lmao.
This band got their spikes and shit stolen at one show and one of their other shows their tyres got slashed and they couldn't go onstage due to the crowd being so hostile.
Never stop crushing poseurs, sepulchral riffsposter
Thank you
this sounds like dad rock
I like it
>see this in yt recommendations
>oh cool, it's a tribute band
>that second guitarist not even in character
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed
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Thoughts?
Their best in a while, but still about average
Crap, like everything else they've ever released.
恥ずかしいwww
Who else got some fun riffs?
Not metal but it's hard rock and that's close enough.
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Hey it's breddy gud black metal very nice
Look no further than Hair Metal
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from: ESP marketing staff
They sure are fun..
Now I want to buy an ESP for some reason.
Judging from the cover and logo I already know t's garbage
>not taking the message that maids will rule the world
get oudda here with your fake wokeness
maybe this is more your speed
it's literally an ESP marketing act, nothing woke here
>USBM
>"""esoteric""" cover
>sounds like third-rate Cultes des Ghoules, which is already third-rate Mortuary Drape itself
wew
literally cancer
do you even like music
>AH
>HA
>HA
>HA
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Only NWOBHM is real
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Yes, I just like good music
>world painted blood
>End Game
Wew, those sure were on opposite ends of the quality spectrum
ok then post some faggot
JONATHAN LAUGHED AND SAID
GET OUT OF MY WAY
I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
kill yourself you unfunny faggot
by the numbers meat and potatoes death metal
no one does agree, surely /metal/ will?
the best darkthrone album, clearly
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People in the Black Metal scene take themselves way to seriously, to the point that it’s really funny.
Ingurgitating Oblivion has accomplished something here that *very* few Bands EVER achieve with “Vision Wallows In Symphonies Of Light”... And they’ve done so on merely their 2nd Album too ~ Which frankly goes FAR beyond the words “MindBlowing”, “Incredible”, “Unreal”, or even “Genius” could honestly convey properly. Ingurgitating Oblivion create & *literally* WARP (already) INSANELY DisHarmonic, Atonal, Dense, Thick, and outright *Evil* Sounding Melodies and Rhythms ~ That, used with good Bass-Friendly Earbuds/Headphones.... Makes this Album nothing short of an *absolute* EPOCH TO ALL THINGS TECHNICALLY-DISSONANT & SONICALLY-INTENSE... The likes of-which (sadly) most Humans won’t *truly* Comprehend... This aside, this 4-Song Visceral MASTERPIECE Album, exceeding 50Min; *EASILY* sits among the Top-of-the-Top with the Gods of Dissonant Experimental TechGrind. Period.
as much as I want to agree with you, it's just not true
I think this is the best but you're entitled to your opinion
I'd say Totale Vernichtung definitely falls under the category of fun riffs.
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so rude
But user I want an Ibanez next. The marketing isn't working on me.
What can I say about Hunhau Mitnal? Fucking FUCK... An Abhorrently-Demented EXTREME BlackMetal Ultra-Group born from “Lord Marco” Pitruzzella on Drums, Manny Lozano on Guitars/Keys, Markie Gunn on Bass, and Alvaro “Z” Mazuca on Vocals ~ This honestly sounds like Krallice went and snorted a Rail of Coke, smoked some Meth, shot-up some Roids, ate about 100Mg of Adderal; And just said “FUCK YOU ALL LET’S OBLITERATE EVERYTHING!!!!” (
what
To all the TechDeath Elitists & Erroneously-Critical of ANYTHING Musically-Meticulous in quite frankly *any* Genre that has EVER Existed: Well... Here ya go; You’ve literally found IT ~ The Absolute, Almighty, *Beyond* Grandiose, Masterpiece Album; That is honestly nothing short of a Monumental *EPOCH* of a Testament to ALL THINGS Extreme, Incredible, AND Mind-Blowing! Combining seriously almost every form of Metal *conceivable* ~ Noyan, (with the assistance of) Jimmy, Tom, Christian, Ali, Ahmed, CJ, Hayato, and Brandon; Have accomplished something here that I wholeheartedly believe will *never* be TRULY “Topped” by ANY other Band on Earth ~ Beyond Noyan himself, or his Band NYN of course heh... And for this, I feel that Noyan and everyone involved in “Entropy: Of Chaos and Salt” should be SEETHING with Pride & Joy! Because *this* Album, regardless of your Taste in Music ~ Will, I.SHIT.YOU.NOT. make you question what is even Humanly-Possible for Music.... PERFECT 10/10
based as fuck
Hailing all the way from the Frigidly-Cold & Beautiful Country of Azerbaijan (near Russia) ~ Modern-Progressive TechDeath Band, Silence Lies Fear’s new Album “Shadows of the Wasteland” is *very* accurately Titled; As they have *clearly* worked UNBELIEVABLY hard here to create something not just Unique & Memorable in a veritable Ocean of Mediocrity ~ But ALSO something that Musically, even if you’re not a Fan of Metal; That is *immediately* apparent, that what you’re about to Hear, actually has DEPTH & SOUL to it... And frankly, beyond the *Incredible* Guest-List already being a massive Testament to this; I believe that with the Epic-Mixture of Elmar & Carolina’s Vocals, Jakhangir’s *Vicious* yet Memorable Shredding-Riffs/Leads/Bass Lines, and Asim’s Ridiculously-Precise Drumming; And the overall Atmosphere they’ve created ~ That they have accomplished this IN-SPADES!!! And it was *not* easy picking a Favorite Song either that’s for sure... ~Review Dedicated to my Dear Friend Jakhangir; You’ve created a Piece of *Truly* Beautiful Art here.
Immortal
At The Heart of winter
[Osmose]
Oh oh, some lengthy tracks here. Ha, doesn't matter to me cuz while others praise Marduck, THIS band is for me. This 1999 cd may be 'polished', but argh, the riffs and songs are molten metal! 46 minutes I can't live without! Why can't more black metal lean towards death and heavy metal like this instead of faggy keyboard/ female/ goth shit? Then all these retards claiming to be black metal would finally be wiped out and not even allowed into the bargain bins, just straight to the garbage dump!
While underground bands with bad production will capture my heart first and foremost now, I also love a great sound and technicality. As a fan of Megadeth, old Metallica, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, AND cut throat black metal, all my worlds have collided and created a new one with At The Heart of Winter (thanks Malphas! Man, I owe you big time for this one!) Fuckin Brilliant! 10 out of 10! Makes me want to pound back beer and fuck up my hands some more punching the walls and my ghetto blaster! Goddamn! If you don't request the title track from your favourite metal radio show, you ain't no friend of mine!!!!!
I completely agree, good choice user
Akitsa is pretty good.
Set in a Dystopian Future that gives a Respectable-Nod to such Icons as Fritz Lang, George Orwell, H.R. Giger, David Lynch, George Carlin, and even Alan Watts ~ This *Female-Narrated* Instrumental Technical Avant-Garde Digital Prog Album, is MOST ASSUREDLY something Unique, to say the LEAST; Even within the Instrumental Metal Genre World lol... Utilizing Funk, TechDeath, Jazz, Classical, DeathMetal, Electronica, Folk, Ambient, Blues, and *even* Flamenco in various areas; This Album has honestly tried to cover EVERY Musical-Ground!!
And behind & beyond ALL of this anyways ~ The Story-Narration that Vishal wrote to the Album that connects every Song together; Is IMMENSELY Enthralling, Intense, Exciting, Sad, Deep, Wise-Beyond-Age, Hopeful, Inspiring, Emotionally-Moving, and UNBELIEVABLY BEAUTIFUL ~ *If* you actually Listen...
~This Review is Dedicated to my Eternal-Brother in Music: Vishal J. Singh; For giving me the Unbelievable & Unforgettable Year-Long Journey, of creating this Magnum-Opus Album; Thank You, Eternally... ~Colin
It's good but it's like Darkthrone fanservice (and by extension CF fanservice). There's no forward movement, none of the headspinning weirdness of ABitNS or Under a Funeral Moon, so it would feel wrong calling it their best.
Am I the only one who don't get this album? The riffs sounds like they were written by a high schooler who just recently picked up the guitar.
In what way?
now picture a highschooler who just picked up a guitar
imagine what kind of riffs he would play
anybody remember dmshareguy? did he ever come back?
review-senpai. Can you check Veldes
Probably AC/DC or Deep Purple riffs
dmcuckguy? I hope he hasn't come back
At the Heart of Winter was my favourite Immortal for years, but recently I've been enjoying their debut and Pure Holocaust more. They really are a good band though, even their 2018 release was great, if not a little by the numbers.
Their latest was basically a rehash of their old style but low quality and boring.
It's exactly what the band needed at the time, but it hasn't held up for me as well as their early stuff. The guitar tone is so sterile and devoid of any feeling or heaviness (but peter tagtgtgtgren compressed it to about as loud as it would go so people mistake it for being heavy and good sounding).
The prospect of another one-man atmospheric black metal band with songs about nature and solipsism isn't bound to excite anyone at first glance; even so, Veldes seemed to stick above the sea of mediocrity, thanks in large part to multi-instrumentalist Tilen Šimon's talent with composition. While Skyward offers a similarly bleak and bleary experience to its predecessor, it's with some disappointment I find myself largely underwhelmed by Veldes' second offering. While it's often the lot of EPs to supplement an artist's primary work in some way, it's discouraging that Skyward has scarcely attempted to improve on the formula on To Drown in Bleeding Hope. Rather, we have a half hour of music that is too innocuous to be anything but atmospheric, and too leisurely to be entirely engaging. It is not a failure so much as it is a discouraging dip into the middling brand of quality bands of this ilk are prone to putting out..
While listening to this release, I noticed myself almost in a trance while listening. It is extremely calming and meditative music while at the same time remaining rooted within the black metal veins. I have found that while working on something frustrating or after a long day at work, Skyward is the best thing to have playing in the background because it keeps you cool and collective instead of getting your blood pumping. I attribute these feelings to the chord progressions used on almost all songs, especially the intro track. I have listened to thousands of albums and with that, thousands of intro's and this one is by far my favorite. It has a melancholic vibe with the downward chord structure and the way the piano melody intertwines with the guitar. It is a gorgeous representation of how well these types of intro's fit within metal music. When the black metal kicks in, it still keeps the piano at the forefront for most of the time and that adds so much to the music.
You aren't really wrong. I wouldn't call it boring but yeah it wasn't a creatively impressive album
Immortal were creative enough on their first few albums, I'm OK with them sorta being the Manowar of back metal after that.
Just listen to the arpeggios during the chorus on "Where Dark and Light Don't Differ" and the solo 6 minutes into the title track. It's extremely bland, just like the rest of the harmonic "progressions" are on this album. This album would be much better with more disharmonic riffs to break up the harmonies once in a while. The opening riff in "Tradegies..." is great though.
This. The sound is very bland and sterile, no wonder why many non bm-fans regard this as their best.
Gorgoroth
Incipit Satan
HA! This is the most outrageous insult of Black Metal yet, and it hurts mostly because this band used to be great. I don’t think that anybody could have predicted that Gorgoroth would have gone techno, which is basically just what they did on this CD. I’m not even sure if this was intended to be a joke or if it was actually intended as a serious release… Either way it is obvious that this band puts no effort at all in their music anymore. EVERYTHING on this CD is way below the average standard and I can barely imagine a band losing talent so fast… Maybe they did it on purpose - to rake in the cash and laugh at all the people who actually bought this CD, or maybe they did it just to get out a record as fast as they could, obviously without any apparent care for the music on it. Either way, they win and you lose… Maybe if we get everybody to boycott this CD they’ll release something better next time (but I think it will be a stern challenge, maybe even impossible, to get much worse then this…)… Until then, let us start the boycott!
Pros – None significant
Cons – Just about everything
Style of music – Techno/’Black’ metal
Will likely appeal to – People who go for comedy
Overall –… Horrible – 1/10
how is this not a meme
Thoughts on Inquisition?
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I had not even heard Skyward yet
ありがとう先輩
it can be if you believe
You didn't know any high school guitar players.
I saw an interesting documentary on the singer. I think it was called Leaving Neverland
RIFFQUISITION
good if a bit touristy. incubus is an underrated drummer
i was a high school guitar player once
hold up I meant to post
>good if a bit touristy
also see: old K.P.N.
Very good band. I hope they keep releasing albums.
What was that melodic death metal band from france that had an album with a golden drawn skull in the cover?
DRINK FROM THE CHALICE OF BLASPHEMY
RISE UP AGAINST THE ENSLAVER
As a band that espoused a transgressive, hedonistic LaVeyish egoist/"will to power" type of satanism and actually wrote lyrics about rituals involving murdering children, there's no "separation of the art and the artist" possible when it comes to Inquisition and Dagon's pedophilia. Frankly anybody who still listens to Inquisition at this point is extremely suspect and should be treated as a potential pedophile.
>Ravenstorm's drummer Black Bolton
oh they knew what they were doing
more like this? just pure aggression and violence
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This. This is perfection.
Godsmack
Is kublai khan the only good metalcore in this modern day and age
are you trolling? i can't tell I have no clue about groove metal
Sepultura - Chaos A.D.
are you?
thanks, never actually listened to later non-thrash Sepultura or Soulfly
no
well Chaos AD is still pretty thrash-y but anything after that I wouldn't bother with, it's all very bland
Slipknot
ok i will check anyway
i have been listening to them for 2 weeks now
absolutely love Iowa
btw this is coming for someone who has been listening to bm for like 6 years
who hates women here
Can I get some black metal with killer riffs please.
fuck modern metal
fuck melodeath
fuck metalcore
fuck blackgaze
fuck atmoshit
fuck stonershit
fuck caveshit
fuck women
fuck niggers
sammath
Unless you're very young I don't understand how you never listened to Poops Bloody Poops and all the other post-thrash classics.
I'm 22
i avoided nu/alt/core bands like plague
i respect wammens
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Is this the best black metal album?
Close but not quite
this is
I'm mexican... And jew
It's good that I'm not on that list. It could affect my self-esteem severely
eternal yers on the path to the cemetery gates is the greatest black metal track of all time
omg black metal is so dark and evil!
Metal Archives really give astoundingly retarded ratings sometimes.
Uh-oh! Looks like you just got FUCKING FILTERED YOU ABSOLUTE PLEB.
...a-and so rude and strong that me, someone different, may like it while all the others do not, because they are such idiots an-and I do not
Finnish black metal is the biggest joke in the genre
sit well metal man :DDD
>rapes your argument with a single album
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Don't mind me, just being the best power metal album of all time
Timeless Miracle fags need not apply
Blind Guardian kiddies can hit puberty before talking shit
Stratovarius virgins can fuck off with their Casio keyboard loops
power metal sucks
finnish are actually a joke
sorry sweetie :)
>wiligh force
Surely you meant to post something not shit
this is better
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Yep, that album rules. It actually does something different, instead of making unintentionally hilarious parodies of the 2nd wave.
>Yep, that album rules.
Forgot about them. Just what I needed. Thanks user.
That sounds boring.
Try this on for size.
Can you stop nigger
These guys are from my town, same with Sabaton, and both suck.
Now you don't know what to talk about. Has anyone of you seen Saló? what do you think about it?
sup Falunfag
What's the best Dissection album?
The inherent limitation of metal we're beginning to see is that it's a giant game of chicken--it's all about flirting with "danger" without actually fully comitting to embracing it. Real danger, mind you, not the sort of "kill christ, attack the church" schlock that has never actually resulted in anybody losing their job, being kicked by paypal/their bank, or otherwise being deplatformed.
Metal seems to be about flying as close as you can to that "sun" without getting burned. Inquisition got burned. Inquisition got burned, Varg got burned, the entire NSBM scene got burned. For that, I sorta respect them, even if they're terrible people.
At the end of the day, bands like Tool are more honest and culturally urgent than the pseudo-danger of death/black metal. The only thing keeping people from understanding that are contemporary scene politics, which will die in time.
when is summoning going to release an album that doesn't suck
I refuse to watch it. Reading the book was enough
The Somberlain
Black Horizons as a song is better than most 2nd wave band's entire discography
inb4 some contrarian fag says Reinkaos
perkele
Finns are dummys
Anyone who says anything but Storm of the Light's Bane is lying to themselves and everyone here
Post mind-blowing slam/bdm, its saturday!!
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>have no written history whatsoever, was assumed nobody even lived in that barren wasteland
>when discovered, takes big swedish cock for a thousand years
>suddenly declares independence, probably in a drunken stupor
>so irrelevant to the grand scheme of things sweden didn't even give a fuck and was like, "whatever lol"
>in WWII beats the Soviets in the biggest fluke history has ever seen since Attila the Hun died of a nosebleed
>very strange obsession with Donald Duck
>rural pastimes are to get drunk and have gay sex in the snow
>high possibility of being stabbed randomly because their personal space bubble extends 10 meters
>produces shitty internet memes that only fat autistic neckbeards like
>absolute garbage bands incorporating the worse aspects of second wave, gothenburg shitters and burp metal
name a worse group of people, I fucking dare you, not even blacks or Chinese are this useless or retarded
>burp metal
this is the greatest form of death metal
>very strange obsession with Donald Duck
this is a thing in scandinavia as well, Donald Duck comics are the most subscribed magazine in Sweden
pretty much
I can only think of two actually good finnish bands
t. suomalaine
Ravenstorm and?
Nightwish
CoB
Swallowed and Devouring Star
Anything similar to this album?
Why are finns so shy and insecure?
Wintersun
BINLAND STRONK
Fug u :DDDDD
he love you actually
Autism epidemic caused by an American psyop on civilians
that's unironically the only possible explanation I have
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They look like they're playing for a school talent show
what a guitar solo dudeee
we just want to be alone and spend time in our summer cottages and saunas
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Finns are more outgoing than (northern) Swedes, but once the Swede hits 70 he stops giving a shit and starts talking to strangers on the bus
some BDM band at my high school played for the pep-fest or talent show or whatever and it was a sight to behold. I believe they called themselves Cryptologists.
I wasn't into extreme metal at the time and I thought it was pretty funny, but I knew that the dudes in the band were pretty chill.
Norwegians are better than you dude, they also have bigger cocks
t. Norwegian
no actually
It's their best. It's the intensity of normal Slayer with the schtick of nu-metal. It rules.
t. Norwegian 14 year old
yea they probably are
ZOMBEH
RITUAAAAAAAAAAL
when mom takes your juul away and you're having withdrawals
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