Listens to Tool once

Tool is god

I don't get it. The music isn't anything transcendent, it's just quirky grunge. Why do people act like it's obscure and esoteric? Is it just the pictures they use for the albums?

>later, friend! :^)
;^)

sure you didn't bucko :^)

tool trash

No member of tool has been convicted of child abuse

Tool is unironically decent

10,000 Days was a good album with great lyrics

Tool fanboys are fags, contrarians are also fags

Thanks for reading my blogpost

Maynard told his staff to bring underage Girls in tool concerts to his van

Holy shit guys.. Tool backwards it loot

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Proof?

ackshually their songs are mostly in d minor

Sir, you are an island of moderacy and good wit in this chaos; I thank you, earnestly. If I but had your wit to address the task of being misread, of accidentally appearing sarcastic on the ARPANET, then maybe we could have world peace in a score. Comfort and joy be with and upon you, fair sir!

>literally any opinion about Tool posted on Yea Forums

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Well memed, friend

ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/tools_maynard_james_keenan_accused_of_raping_a_17-year-old_girl_in_2000.html

New album is done boys relase in few months

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>17 years old
a little past her prime but still ripe for the fucking. where's the problem here?

Not only that, but there are many (possibly hundreds) of eye-witness accounts of their concerts making it *very* clear what the girls are in for when they're being gathered from the audience.

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Wnat? You got any real source?

It wasn't consensual

That's a real backstage pass that one of their roadies posted on pleddit. There's another floating around of Maynard dressed as a gladiator that says "have you serviced your gladiator today?" It's all openly talked about in their early tour reviews too. There has never been any mystery about what young girls are in for when they go backstage at a tool show.

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See:
It was almost certainly implicitly "consensual" by any reasonable standard.

A reddit post is not a real source. Sorry.

What would be a real source? Do you need a sex tape?

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Especially when you consider similar bands, this wasn't even controversial at the time. It was understood that if you went to a concert, staff would be sent through the audience picking out groupies.

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Still waiting

On love?

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How the fuck did yo uknow?

Just a hunch.

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Look at his fucking face, he doesn't even try to hide that he is a pedo

Now now, user. I'm pretty sure that was generated by an AI.

I am inoccent. You have no right to fuck with me.

It's ok, little girl. He's not really here.

Try a tackle IRL homie.

APC > Tool, fight me

Time for a nap, Maynard.

thank you kind internet stranger

Correct answer would be Puscifer