-Chaebols bow to Bang Chan
-In contact with australiens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Controls JYPE with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal korean blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (District 9 will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bang Chan babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Australien scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bangbots inside you right now
-Bang Chan is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bang bunker in Wilkes land (Australian clay)?
-Learned fluent Aussie in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves to him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bang
-Bang Chan is about 7 decades, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang (chan) to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.?
KPOP GENERAL
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>gaypop thread
*sarcasm* great *rolls eyes*
Explain this Roastieluvs
yeri is more of a devil and thats why i like her
that’s our hobo
Wendy is a tard
best part about bangtan birthdays are the bighit exclusive pics
this is a good vlog
what about folgers in your cup
more like incest in your cup
txt isn't winning any music shows
Kpg is for straight males
Hello, I am the number 1 Jeongers fan.
배고픕니다
Forgot how good was post-DNA yoong.
As a straight male I'd like to bend schoolgirl suga over a desk
same girl
imagine having large breasts.
all you'd need to do in life is get a webcam, imply sex to twitch/afreeca nerds, and you're set for 20 years.
also, richer than any kpop grill that isn't in her era's Top 10 group
based and word
based straight chad
omo more
take hormones dude u can have boobs in a few months
yoink mine now
lia needs to be fucked SILLY
it's 23:23
how about pure bangchan instead
lia is so busted
im sorry
Hi. I am number 1 Momo fan.
She can get it if she wants to, but I guess she prefers to stay relevant to paying teencrush audiences
huh?
>bangchan
>pure
do we tell this baby girl?
>22:23:24
I'm sure she would like that too
literally the cutest idiot
Post more. Chad Chan is a lie, he's a cute dork.
I need to see her in a ponytail like Short hair is getting stale.
look at that shit wtf kpg.....
middle and right look like SEA monkeys
>Yuna posters disappeared
it's making me nervous....
ooh i feel better now
man those profile are pretty rough uh
All went back to Wony since IZONE is coming back soon
This bitch is part of the school choir
momo has a big ugly square head whats the deal with that lol
>Aoa is disbanding
Will Cherry Bullet be able to do better than peak Aoa
me being hold
i have the sexiest gf ever he name is seulgibear
or slugqt
Hello, I am number 1 Jihyo fan.
they are already better at debut than them
didnt read
koreaboo.com
>it's real
neat. is this why Mina was hanging out with Sulli the dramatic downspiral of party girling?
never
>No AoA final song
9muses got a better end than AoA
Impossible because that is me
more like can't read lmao
No you're not, I am
USD 133 better be a good *job
whatever
I don't think anyone reads that autistic wall of text
it just doesn't feel the same
Also a lot of more Japanese people are debuting in kpop than the previous generations
>yg treasure box
>IZONE
whats gonna happen to seolhyun
just wait until FNC starts forcing one of them like they did with Seolhyun, then it'll feel the same
I find it pretty funny how Yuna seems to be the most confident in talking and singing despite being the youngest
i guess your right
true
>Mingyu got into Pledis solely for being beautiful, because he showed up to his audition in flip flops, auditioned with the national anthem out of key, and when asked to dance he just clapped his hands like they did in church. They literally told him he got in just because they wanted someone handsome.
How can one person be THIS chad?
well they won't be doing slutpop for a while
Can someone explain this?
Lucas...
Everyone should have gotten equal promotion during heart attack
I expected every group to quickly do the Japan meme this year after IZ*ONEs success tailing Twice but not many groups have thrown out plans yet
mijoo
what kpops do i listen to after i get inevitably raped by my midterm tomorrow
Hint - it's not jihyo
jackie chan..
when are they releasing another fun song like that one?
You can make a loooooot of money using dumb pretty people.
They make great actors too, since they don't overthink or improvise
do people in Korea prefer Chinese members or Japanese members?
Companies are going to realize the Japan is a meme unless you are an already established GG going into Japan (Twice, SNSD etc) or have very very good connections in Japan (IZ*ONE). Throwing in a token Japanese is not going to work. Throwing a token Chinese however always fucking works. But they will betray.
dark times ahead bros
bluedawn
based and chanpilled
why is he mad
Any Ryujinchads here?
Or a token SEA works too
not entirely true
Cherry Bullet are laying seeds for a future Japanese debut utilizing their Japanese members
GWSN looks to be trying to use their Jap boy to get Japanese fans
LOONA signed to a major Japanese label and will debut this year
I'd say LOONA has the best chance of success in Japan though
bigbang - loser, oetori
Token SEA doesn't always work.
See Sorn.
And people think this is a chad. Too pure for that.
>Throwing a token Chinese however always fucking works
sally...
Here
chin
sehun...
worst case scenario, she can always move into my parent's basement with me
it's not that easy though, WM made OMG learn Japanese and it took them a few years before trying out their luck in Japan, with good results
it's not like it's outta nowhere
no one even knows that Sally is Chinese
I bet Sally herself doesn't even know, the dumb bitch
yikes
you just know kang mina is a fucking minx
you can see it in her lewd eyes
hmmm
kek
bet you think you're real fucking clever huh?
anyone got a lia fancam?
i just want to make sure they exist...
KEEP YOUR CHIN UP
we still unironically talking about GWSN and Cherry Bullet?
you bet
cao lu...
ugly tranny
Is AOA going to work for ChoA after they quit FNC?
beautiful~
I can tell this poster is a straight white male.
gwsn debut album was aoty so we are looking forward for their next release.
>LOONA has the best chance of success in Japan though
their soft pleb western shit doesnt suit japan
yes
Cherry Bullet is gonna be huge
q&a was a bop
don’t samefag roastie
holy fucking shit that fucking chin aaaaaaaaaaaaAAHAHAHAHHA
Why isn't sm pushing nct hard?
It pisses me off that they aren't as popular because sm has the money,talent, and looks for it to happen
it's not LOONA's content that will help them be successful, they signed to Universal Music Group JPN who has lots of power to promote (see them slotting IZ*ONE into a random collaboration with a western artist)
Who has the best boobs in loona
Is it olivia hye and haseul
seems unlikely. doubt any of them have game design experience.
*ahem*
word
Get their ass ryujinbro
what do you mean by that
>the most busted member of exo is getting a solo
hul
yeojin
some of the loona girls are really hot imo
yes, yes in fact
wow this girl is incredibly beautiful, who is she?
youtube.com
rich man's fromis
Isn't RV also signed to them?
thanks i'm going in
chanyeol is getting a solo?
looks like a moray eel got loose from the exhibit again
idiot
My wife
i believe that's lovelyz babysoul
looks to me like wjsn bona
>a random collaboration with a western artist
Loona did that already.
my nugufu
Stop talking about loona. They are failures.
ryuchin comin fo dat crown
had to listen to this one like 40 times before starting enjoy it
I like how brawny Momo is.
>grimes breathing on a track for two seconds is a collaboration
the bar can not be any lower
a more SUCCESSFUL artist in that case, Jonas Blue had way more mainstream airtime than Grimes ever has, whatever big collaboration LOONA can get through Universal Japan the better
i love urene
best hair in kpop
yeahhhh you fuckin edited that pic tho nice try kid lmfaoo
i'd still kiss her on the mouth
BABY GIRL
Has anybody been to any of the sunmi concerts yet? How big are the crowds? How early should I wait in line? Going to the seattle one btw and I didn't pay $100 extra for early admission and meet and greet
thinking of dropping suho for txt soobin
Why is this girl so pretty?
>jyp is making a jp gg with one of the big three (Sony)
>loona is signed to one of the big three (Universal)
who's joining Warner?
cuz she has plastic on her face
Her assets are pretty big though...
it's 20:57:11
her name is kummi
*inhales*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they are but they will probably stay as a mid tier group forever
what's wrong with ryujin's chin? it's not that sharp or long
Think you have to be mafia, Jewish and/or black to sign with Warner
whats so funny
you really think so? ok...
>best hair in kpop
youtube.com
manlets
sm is pushing nct as hard as they can and theyre flopping because they suck
olivia hye mogging at least 75% of all waifus posted here
Reminder to vote if you didn't yet.
Oriental = Asian
Indian, Paki, etc = Other.
Who is your waifu
channie is pure
>spend my teenage years and early 20's grinding programming in dark rooms in hopes of living a better life
>destroy my eyes, wrists, neck and back in the progress
>get a high paying job but my life sucks DICK
>this cunt flies around the world partying by flashing her tits and asshole for an hour or two a few times a week
beta uprising now
twice
White boys own this thread.
based
Looks like theyre the top 3
Olivia
Haseul
Yeojin
Twice is signed to Warner Japan under their own contract
Nizi Project is indeed co-created by Sony Music (same company who manages NGT48, Keyakizaka46, Nogizaka46 and now Hinatazaka46)
chen is beautiful
freaking cute
they are jealous that my wife is better than theirs
this girl probably eats vagina dude
you know how many lesbian fans loona has
I'd cum on her face
i don't know much about them beyond the mvs, but nct feels like it's someone's personal pet project that they think will pay off through the 'globalization through localization' approach in the long term. but idk, i think jyp's simpler approach to japan/china is better
DONT MESS UP MY TEMPO
DONT MESS UP MY TEMPO
DONT MESS UP MY TEMPO
>only 3 categories
absolute retard
5’6 > 6’1
>Jonas Blue had way more mainstream airtime than Grimes ever has
Really? Never heard of him before, but then again i don't follow western music so whatever.
The concept is retarded. There's just too many of them.
they already pushing nct hard.. way too hard. i guess they just their luck they are flop.
based loonachads
>twice
>warner
>jewish
the pottery is coming together
no one really stood out to me after watching a couple performances. i did notice that girl in the checkered skirt in the mv tho.
but who knows, maybe one of them could rise as an it girl as they gain more experience
seulgi so pretty...
ugly trannies slugfuggo
blindbro...
pretty fucking ugly, we know
soloist jaehyun juseyooooo
*coughs blood*
milkers...
It seems 4 people here have to go back
YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN LITTLE ONE
I have heard of him before because his music charts in my country
but to put it in perspective his most popular song is Fast Car which has almost 700 million plays on Spotify and 350 million views on the MV
You may not have heard of him by name but you probably heard his songs in passing before, typical EDM wpop stuff
imagine this popping up in your mirror at midnight
my garden gnome
chuu is an underrated beauty
Is Chuu's concept still down syndrome?
yeah too bad she is retarded
The numbers agree with me, only 4 fucking votes in "Other". No point in listing every phenotype.
Who flopped harder nct or got7?
it’s crippled uggoness
the illuminati (SM) vs the cold corporate conglomerate overlord that is cj e&m...
robot whore
for
retardation is a form of beauty
every day i miss out on tons of kpg threads i will never read or post in because i have a job now
TT
eww
>[rusty spring rattling back and forth]
>You may not have heard of him by name but you probably heard his songs in passing before
Bold of you to assume i leave my house without earphones, bold of you to assume i leave my house at all.
got7 has made a ton for the company through tours
Kokoro...
i picked white
you're welcome
just open kpg on your tab and follow the thread links from where you left off until you get to the current thread then
>tfw have failed for far too long
time to take back ALL of the land
Having sweaty, rough hardcore sex with Olivia Hye after the day's dance practices
Got7 makes about as much money as Twice
lmao fair
Those fucking volumes of the Talmud, jesus christ.
i actually redact what i said about olivia hye mogging
omg stop
vs kakao m....
sup
i take weeks off at at time. nothing changes much, just miss out on a few memes.
sk telecom just merged with comcast
when will they make a kpop group to take over the world?
based
>tfw Dami does it too but nobody cares
;_;
actual slut
they're shilling nct extremely hard - just look at their youtube content
they continue to flop because the group is poorly-executed
I guess Korean internet won't be fast or cheap or reliable for long.
by pushing nct do you mean pushing scammer and mark?
why is the bitch from laboum here
twitch.tv
/njlyon12
With juri going kpop chuu will finally have a friend that understands the struggles of having a 5head.
Why do you have a problem with Jews?? Stop being such a goyim!
>SK Telecom and Comcast Spectacor have reached a deal to form a global esports joint venture. The newly created entity, to be named T1 Entertainment & Sports, will include the ultra successful SK Telecom T1 League of Legends (LoL) Champions Korea (LCK) team, as well as teams in competitive gaming segments that include Fortnite, PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, Super Smash Brothers, Hearthstone and Apex Legends.
K/DA 2.0 incoming
who the fuck still listens and cares about got7 though
if sm pushed my husbando jaehyun more they would be doing better
we love Juri forehead here
>scammer
>mark
>ten
>lucas
these are the only memorable and pushed members honestly
hey hime chan what are you doing tonight
bitch
all nct members are boring
too much work 2bh
it always feels better to hop in the active thread
oy vey stop sacrileging our holy book!!
And i love chuu's forehead, nothing against them.
rough lovemaking with an atheist
they're pretty much trying to have every member shine though, not just mark and scammer
LMFAO. /pol/ officially loves kpop now.
SEA, especially thailand bc of bambam
because of the chinese members they also have that extra fan backing
this list plus doyoung, taeil, and jaehyun as vocals (or even just 2 of the 3) would have been a really balanced and profitable group
>the reason our book is everywhere
w-we're just popular t-that's all!!!
(((THEY))) CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
this
why did sm have to be autistic and do the autistic shitshow they have now
hi kpg evryone
humans r just ghost larva
chuuggo
the thai guy is based
...
chuubuuty
wtf is this shit? is this suppose to be some generic book prop that was subverted?
For real though, what's the trick here?
i remember johnny because he seems like an old man aware he's surrounded by children
uhhhhhhhhh what's all this about