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1ST FOR NORDLAND
judas priest sucks
>not the version with the hot dog
cringe & bluepilled 2bh
Post the coldest black metal you know.
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deathrash
leave the hall
>Post the coldest black metal you know.
There's no faster way to out yourself as a faggot than saying you don't like Slayer.
too early faggot
SPACE CAKE
SPACE CAKE
SPACE CAKE
>below freezing, snowing right now
Metal for this feel?
a lot of so-called wintry black metal sounds pretty sonically "warm" imo
IST BLACK METAL KRIEG?
Someone explain Iron Maiden's success and overshadowing of better and older or contemporary bands to me please.
that album is terrible
>omg! no harsh vocals please, needs clean production :)
Es ist kringe
meme the meme meme meme
anyone who likes nargaroth is a confirmed poseur
they made the album Number of the Beast which appealed to the lowest common denominator stadium rock fans
There isn't any heavy metal better than Iron Maiden's first two albums. The only other heavy metal band with albums that good is Mercyful Fate.
Dunno man Sad Wings of Destiny, Sin After Sin and Stained Class are pretty much the Bible when it comes to heavy metal, everything is in there including proto-speed, proto-power and proto-thrash.
>Iron Maiden's first two albums
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son > Iron Maiden > Killers > Powerslave > Somewhere in Time
Seventh Son is like 30 minutes too long.
t.
I've only ever listened to two songs off Seventh Son and they were both pop shit so there's no possible way it's better. I probably won't ever listen to that album because those songs sucked so much.
jfc, every few years there's a new wave of underage contrarians who think they're special for preferring Saxon or Diamond Head or some shit to Maiden.
Listen to Hallowed Be Thy Name. Show me one song before 1982 that sounds anything like that.
They developed their own personal melodic idiom & moved metal further away from hoary blues cliche than any other band besides certain priest material, and maybe Slayer years later.
they maintained a high level of musicianship and production values for over 6 album in a row.
that might have something to do with their status.
Mercyful Fate were hugely influenced by Powerslave. Without that album Don't Break the Oath wouldn't exist.
"first 2 Maiden albums only" people are the biggest posers in metal.
If you dont shove your body into your freezer and literally freeze to death while listening to black metal, you're a fucking poser and should kys
fortunately i dont live in a sunny third world shitehole and i can just go outside
Yea I know Xasthur sucks but it's good for cold snowy days
have you ever heard Di'Anno sing? the guy literally goes "OOOOO BABY!". he is THE lowest common denominator stadium rock singer. if anything, Bruce moved Maiden away from that, at least in purely musical terms.
year 2005 called, they want their easy targets back
Sad Wings of Destiny and Sin After Sin are close but just aren't good all the way through. I've always thought Stained Class was mediocre outside of Exciter.
Yeah, that still doesn't make it good even if it is true.
Who cares if he says that? That's such a retarded thing to complain about. He was a good singer and the rest of the music was way better than later Iron Maiden.
he's still the more versatile vocalist
He has more drastic contrast but Bruce definitely has more control and subtle variations.
Leave the hall if you like
>Nargo-ass
>Paysage D'shitter
>Dickspace
>Gorgor-ass
>Burz-bum
>Chewed-ass Please
>Iron Gayden
>Cantwriteariff Corpse
>(take-a)Bathyoureak
>So-dumb
>Any Japanese shit
>any needlessly white shit
>any Nsbm
>bait this weak
kys
How much time did you wasted typing all these lame puns?
>they were both pop shit
lol what, you listening to can I play with madness can subsequently saying the its pop shit and not worth your time is the same as me listening to strange world and saying its emo garbage and ignoring it
No it's not because one is accurate and the other isn't.
>Yea I know Xasthur sucks
no he doesn't faggot
don't fucking preface your post with LOL I KNOW HE SUCKS GUISE.. because you don't want /meal/ to make fun of you, FUCK you poseur
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Yeah dude Xasthur sucks pretty hard
>nuh uhhh
So this is the power of the average paul dianno fanboy..
What? That song is objectively poppy, and emo didn't even exist back then. Nuh uhh is a perfectly good response to baseless bullshit.
Only if youre a poser
>depressive suicidal bitch metal fan calling anyone else a poser
t. nu-male
RIFFS COMING THROUGH
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MAAA
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
IT'S ALL PART OF THE DEAL
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN LET HIM INSDE
YOU SEE, AMON BELONGS TO THEM
melodeath sucks
BLASTING OUR WAY THROUGHT THE BOUNDARIES OF HELL
NO ONE CAN STOP US TONIGHT
>WIFEBEATER posting is dead
metal for this feel?
WE TAKE ON THE WORLD WITH HATRED INSIDE MAYHEM THE REASON WE FIGHT
Meloblack sucks
AAAAAHAHAHA
I WENT COMPLETELY
INSAAAANE
Based and fuckinsecureposeurspilled
sorry been busy, have some music for that feel tho
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new deafheaven when
*best black metal album of all time blocks your path*
DSBM is only for alpha male cause you have to be really though to endure so much negativity and keep going in life
most people endure negativity by not complaining about how sad they are all the time
are we getting raided by Reddit again?
B I G B O I
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Ok since when can Deafheaven riff?
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Say after me, kids:
Stoner rock is not metal
Why is Hate Forest called an NSBM band
That's pretty decent
idk bruh alice in chains were p metal
sludge isn't metal, grunge isn't metal, alternative isn't metal
because it's a forest that hates niggers
Reddit is that way
>sacramentum
>reddit
Roman has naughty opinions, so that makes them NSBM in the minds of some
Also they are Ukranian, so that is automatic NSBM
but thats doom with some motorhead worship
What? Don't Break The Oath only came out 4 days after Powerslave.
I never said it was groundbreaking and great. I said it was decent considering it was the same band that released sunshitter.
Faggots.
You seem new enough that you might as well go back
Yea Forums faggots have hopped on here to say "haha hey this is like good you guys" once every other day since it dropped
I'm not new and I was stating my sincere opinion. You're a faggot too.
this kills the newfag
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We're all faggots here, user. The people that post about Deafheaven are bigger faggots, though
Sunbather is far better than this mediocre black/"thrash" attempt
It stands out more, sure. But I hate how it sounds.
Whatever floats your boat I guess.
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only speed is real
based and speedpilled
>oestrogin
>
>Listening to dsbm mean that you complain about how sad you are all the time
That's just projection at that point
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING
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>weedley weedley wee
got me again
This little desert mystique Industrial boi, for the second time in a row
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Fucking good NSBM.
Is Lords of Chaos worth watching?
The director waa in Bathory so surely he has some insight into the scene?
No, moving on
lets be real
ARCHAEAEON! It is good although a bit hipster
>The director waa in Bathory so surely he has some insight into the scene?
not sure if trolling
he was the drummer in 1984
bathory was never actually part of the "scene" either despite being an obvious influence on every band
it's just an incredibly bizarre coincidence
Pretty cool prog thrash from the 80s. Wouldn't be too wrong to call these guys Japanese Voivod
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Severoth gives me the same chills Pd'H does.
Old Wainds is so good.
Best Branikald album, to me it's unbeliebale it came out so early in the 2nd black metal wave in 1994.
It's worth watching if you're into metal and download it for free. Don't expect a real story and you'll be fine.
There are cool scenes, but the dialogues are atrocious sometimes.
>$0.02 has been deposited to your paypal account
Did Spurdo posting die?
it is so unbelievable to me that more than one person worked on something sounding so isolated
Any Metal with a strong blue collar British accent ?
if you're talking about Branikald i believe one guy wrote most of the music for both that band and Forest
No but here's a cockney banger
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yeah but still man someone had to sit in studio for him and also I think he had a drummer
it is really beautiful stuff if u listen to it very late in night in complete silence
what do u want faggot
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I need comfy extreme metal tracks
Urfaust is a cringey booze fueled band in the same way KPN is.
New Black/Death metal release from a new band. Solid so far. Love the grime-y swamp bass sound. No one's done that before as far as I know.
Are there any other 2019 releases /metal/ is enjoying?
booze fueled metal is the best you gentile
WE ARE THE LIFE AFTER DEATH
WE ARE THE NIGHTMARE SUSPENSION
WE ARE THE CULTIVATED HELL AROUND THE TRANSFORMING RELIC
THE
AXIS
OF
PERDITION
the new Booze Control album is pretty fun
did you know that they are active again?
sus
Did that sound clever in your head user?
It's shit and bad but I still liked it because the 15 year old in me still worships the norweigian scene from the early 90s. Don't pay for it
They're pretty good tho
>Produced by Kurt Ballou
really? wew lad
Their last album was shit though
The director left the band before even the first album was recorded. He also claims he was such a good friend of Per. He obviously wasn't if he's doing this shit. As for the movie itself, if you are looking for what realistically happened then no. If you are looking for a entertaining experience then yes.
>Artwork by John Dyer Baizley
I love you, never stop the madness
based sepülchral poster
based
why is the ending to left hand path so fucking good
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it's a cover to a movie theme
Only just found out one of my all time favorite bands, ill nino, have essentially done a pink floyd and split to become two versions of the same band name. Mega sad
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Deathrash Slayer worship
Wait are there actual metal bands that used him? Fuck converge and metalcore btw, thats just hot topic Core with high gain pedals
i need a blanket
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Hello you negros
>drummer DARK WIZARD OF SILENCE and bassist Steve
Only in black metal.
that guy looks so weird
like he has seen some deep shit
Indeed, part of the trinity of not-shit meloblack
kek
>Album art by Paolo Girardi
try replacing dissection with an actually decent band like vinterland
are we posting funny band pictures/names?
Vinterland is Disney metal
REAL TRAD HOURS
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meloblack has infinitely more quality content than melodeath though
hail satin
what the fuck is that supposed to mean? where dead angels lie sounds like something people would wave their lighters to
Teacher caught me masturbating
Underneath the desk
She looked at me and winked her eye
Said "see you after class"
Heard the school bell ring that told me
That the day was done
She called me back and locked the door
My lessons just begun
Teacher's pet
Teacher's wet
Sitting down she crossed her legs
Her skirt crept up her thigh
Feeling something start to rise
My thought began to fly
You've been a naughty boy, she said,
Now that you can't conceal
I'll have to punish you
The best way that I feel
Teacher's pet
Teacher's wet
Get your tits out - Get your tits out
Get your tits out for the lads
Get your tits out for the lads
She took my hand and gently placed it
In between her thighs
With open legs and heavy breath
She slowly closed her eyes
Her flesh was aching and her hands
Began to stray
One thing that I know for sure
I won't forget today
Teacher's pet
Teacher's wet
Pulled me down towards her mound
Teacher tasted sweet
Sixty-nine - I don't mean lines
This was teachers treat
Played hide and seek with teachers mouth
Her lips were warm and wet
Now today I've had my way
And teacher won't forget
Teacher's pet
Teacher's wet
I've heard about the same number of decent bands from both genres. Sweden generated hundreds of obscure meloshit bands in the 90s, Finland did their share too. I'll trawl through RYM for hours to find one decent band like pic related.
no, it's metal. also he mixed sonoran depravation and produced Vallenfyre's last two albums.
sludge METAL
what's the best GREEK black metal band?
Classic: Rotting Christ
Modern: Macabre Omen
Varathron
this
>that gravestone
kek
It's based on a band they were in before, called Cringe. But yeah, around release there were reaction images made of it
THE KINGDOM OF ODIN
IS THE KINGDOM OF GODS
WHERE ONLY SOULS OF THE BRAVE
MAY REST IN PEACE
BUT SOMEONE AMONG THEM HAD THE SKILL OF DECEIT
AND RAISED THE HAND THAT WOULD OPEN
THE ROAD TO HELL
would Cronos like /ss/?
I guess satan confirmed
Obscure 90s melo shit rules.
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Indeed. Share a find bro
Why does /metal/ hate Bolt Thrower?
only söÿböÿs hate boot thrower
I've seen quite a number of people here say the opposite.
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Holy fucking SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
shoegaze metal
Stage names and instrument titles should go back to being like pic related and less tryhardy than they are now
this is peak dm
*blocks your path*
THE EGGS OF MELANCHOLY
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there's nothing inherently wrong with that
if blackgaze wasn't just post rock with tremolo picking and instead good atmospheric black metal with intentional wall of sound production it might have a better reputation
Does Famine personally write the wiki pages for Peste Noire, because it really seems that way
What wiki?
idk about peak DM, but Martyr is cool. Like mid-era Death but more advanced.
I was reading the wiki for their first album
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>"The most absurd idea spread by idiots is that La Sanie des siècles is better because Neige was more involved in its recording and production, yet the fact is that the album was recorded without Neige, in 2005, when I had kicked him out of the band. Neige never had any influence on my music in the slightest way possible; I write everything and I tell people what they must do over MY riffs. This was exactly what happened with Neige, ask him! [...] To claim that Neige is an important figure in PN is the same as saying that the person who plays the triangle in SOPOR AETERNUS AND THE ENSEMBLE OF SHADOWS is the main man in SOPOR."
Damn. That dude sounds like a cunt.
literally OPs pic
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Damn. Been a while since I was here last. Just remembered this song and it's as soothing as the first time I heard it
More like it?
It's International (((Womens))) day
Share the most womanizing, woman hating albums
Have you checked this chart, user? I also like that record and dig quite a bit of this chart, even though it's not as lush and pretty as that record.
Why did Melodeath get so popular compared to Meloblack?
Why are anime fags allowed in the thread?
I have not
Thank you very much
I hope you find something on there you enjoy, user!
I'm usually not indo dsbm, but Woods of Desolation is pretty cool. I like listening to it in bed. Comfy as fuck
Also, you should check out argentinian band Inexistence's st
>rewatching lords of chaos
this is the best worst film ever
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is he angry amigos?
black metal was just always destined to be more underground
most early melodeath bands were from sweden and on big labels also
...
just listen to a random slam album
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A Kill all trendies productions
>A Kill all trendies productions
>kill all trendies
>using trendy software
imagine using discord unironically
You're making baseless, and blatantly false claims about Mercyful Fate to sound knowledgeable. And then daring to call anyone else posers.
>converge
>hot topic
HAIL QUEEN OF DEATH
Name ONE good all female metal band
Down > Pantera
Asagraum
What’s the cover supposed to be? A pile of dead bodies in a chapel?
since they're dead, do you think there are ghouls in this chapel too?
G H O U L S
your god is dead
pic related is the best deathcore album of all time, change my mind
converge is good
>i have to hate it because its popular
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kurt ballou isnt that bad.
Satricon has 1 good album
Macabre Omen
what’s the best sodom album?
Fuck off the first album is good.
Anyone got that Quebec black metal chart?
I'm disgusted that you've even heard a deathcore album released in 2016, let alone liked it.
You need to be at least 18 to post on this site.
>he doesn't have at least some dislike for the average woman
>tfw relistening to all the metal I used to listen to 10 years ago
so comfy and nostalgic
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slow thread, post fast metal
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speed kills
COME TO ME
IN BURNING DAWN
IN QUICKENING OF BLOOD
IN SAVAGE IMPULSE
>bästa låten på Conspiracy
jävla baserat
AMON BELONGS TO
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
fucking everything on that album is 10/10
Basically King Diamond did during that period was 10/10, so you're not wrong.
Varg drank chocolate milk at any point from 1991 to 1994? FALSE
Imagine not making a single album bellow an 8/10 for 13 years, and making several 10/10's, and then posers dislike you because
>muh vocals
How is everyone enjoying the new Mystifier? I'm thinking 3.5/5
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SHE HASN'T BEEN LAID IN DAYS
NOW SHE'S COVERED IN MAYONNAISE
SHE'S A WOMAN WITH NO SOUL
SHE'S GOT A GUY IN EVERY HOLE
VA
FAIRE LA
VAISSELLE SALE MORUE
OU
T'AURAS
MA BITE DANS TON CUL
CUPS WERE RISING IN THIN AIR
AND THEN EMPTIED ON THE FLOOR
SUDDENLY
THE DOOR WAS OPENED
AND GRANDMA SAID
DO COME IN MY LITTLE FRIEND
Going 4/5 on this bitch. Their first album in 17 years and it sounds like they've been practicing.
literally a Rotting Christ album made by niggers
better than actual new RC though
I feel like calling yourself "Grave Desecrator" could have been seen as pretty tryhard in the 80s. Today's tryhard schlock is tomorrow's "charm of yesteryear"
I, too, read Acrobat's reviews
His vocals remind me of that scene in blade with the twin Japanese strippers singing.
And how about the last Rotting Christ album from 2016?
in a good way
poser grind
Converge's most noisecore tracks aren't half bad, but their longer songs (over 3 or 4 minutes) are all ireedemable garbage.
is there any metal in this style?
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>Dream Theater, In Flames and Children of Bodom released their best albums in years
>first 2 Periphery singles sound better than everything on Juggernaut and P3
It's gonna be a good year
It's amazing how after so many years your taste remains fucking garbage
I bet you still like black metal
Black metal is garbage
Except Emperor and Enslaved
Case in point.
And this place is still a fucking shithole with embarrassing level of discussion
Guess I'll leave for another month
>listening to pedocore
Soiboy meme is so 2017
>The thread is so dead some tripfag has to shit up the place to bump it
>Mouthbreathers are actually replying to his shitty bait
>Replying to tripfags in general
Cringe
Oh no, the tripfag who listens to djent is going away for a month
/meal/ is doomed
>implying tripfags didn't keep this place interesting
The fact that this general hasn't come with any new memes and insults in the last 3 years except soiboy, nu-male and tourist is embarrassing
Is anything by Annihilator worth listening except for their 2 first albums?
>Annihilator
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Any particular album? I'm listening to the new one and it sounds literally nothing alike.
left or right?
Anybody have an OSDM chart?
the mount Everest of doom:
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Thanks bud
seeing djentshareguy reminded me of dmshareguy
You fascists are literally subhuman. i would take pleasure in killing you.
no human is subhuman, you fucking racist faggot
Any more charts post 1993?
I fell ashamed as a black metal fan.We are supposed to be the ones that drive change and experimentation to music in general.And yet we sit here and argue if this is post black metal or shoegaze or anything....this band produces the perfect sound of a black metal and you say it sucks because what? they do not wear corpsepaint? they are not "trve"? oh sorry i forgot they didn't sing about fascism or satan nor they raped their girlfriends with a tattoo tool. Don' get me wrong i like it when Hipster Black Metal is roasting people but only because he is fun.Get out of the 90s and feel black metal as it is meant to be...cold,empty and almighty!
stfu faggot
>Get out of the 90s
I agree. We should go back earlier - to the 80s!
Nevermind that those other bands are completely irredeemable the latest children of bodom is seriously unironically good.
New FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE video sounds and looks fucking awesome.
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the second wave of black metal was pretty much some gen Xers who still lived in the 80s
>We are supposed to be the ones that drive change and experimentation to music in general
lmao
>he thinks metal gives a shit about 2nd wave garbage
is this pasta?
t. racist
new thread
this one is dead already
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>We are supposed to be the ones that drive change and experimentation to music in general
who told you that?
shut up asswipe
Kill yourself. Djent is laughable meathead trash