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> early demos, fuck the yanks
> i bested myself this early in the game? hmm
> i watch a lot of wacky movies, boy
> i don't know what i'm doing but i'm gonna do a lot of shit on this one
> okay let me hold back. i don't need all that percussion
> so i'm doing stuff for big projects now, huh
> okay so let me take what i got out of that and try to make music out of random sounds
> okay i'm really into that sound stuff now, and i've also heard of the Latest Music Craze!

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>the velvet underground meets The Ramones
>same
>Fuck you critics, here's something different then
>never gonna go back to our old son
>STOP CALLING US SHIT!

>the one nobody’s heard
>the one almost nobody’s heard
>ebin irony, I learnt Spanish in middle school by the way
>I’m bored with experimentation I just want to make folk music with my friend
>more irony *screams* no but really I speak Spanish and like folk music, widely considered the best
>more folk rock this time with actual production
>who says a folk musician can’t play funk music? Actually the best
>I got cucked
>no really I speak Spanish, this time the title is even Spanish
>any kind of electronic device can be an instrument
>I want to be less interesting
>I want to be much less interesting
>I want to make crappy pop music

>you’ve been gnomed
>only song anyone knows is one of their best known
>*listens to hard rock once*
>normalfags love this one
>concept album about my self insert fantasy persona
>what if my fantasy persona was an insane lad
>let’s try making bad music
>*reads 1984* this would be much better if the main character was a gay pirate
>fuck that rock shit I want to make soul music
>*eats a dozen red peppers* *chugs a gallon of milk* *snorts a pound of cocaine* the only thing cooler than soul music is fascism
>this is my friend, Brian
>I really like my friend Brian
>maybe i should spend less time with Brian
>beep beep
>pop music is my new best friend
>you know good music? What if we did the opposite of that?
>maybe I should’ve stuck to rock
>I love my new wife
>I miss Brian
>*pic-related-machine starts up*
>the internet is the future m8, you’ll get a physical copy when I say
>9/11
>I’m an anime on the cover
>I’m not retired yet
>I’m dying and afraid

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The Strokes?

>not emo
>not emo
>still not emo
>a different kind of still not emo

David Bowie, that was easy.

>We're making an album in less than a day
>More of the same but we are mega stars
>At this point everything about us is out of proportions but the music is great anyaway
>Filler album
>Can you feel that we are trying to slowly mature ?
>This time we are more honnest about ourselves than ever and trying to make some new sounding shit
>Okay, this time we are going to blow your minds
>Hey, we just released one of the most well-known albums of all time
>Underrated album with absolute classics in it
>We don't get allong that much anymore, so here is a collection of solo songs in a very long album
>No one gives a shit about this one
>Actually the last album we made, and it might be our greatest ever. Glad we stopped fighting for a while
>Here is one last album we made when we were angry and tired. It's still great anyway.

>[unintelligible]
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>OOOOOOOoooooOOOO
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>OOOOOOOoooooOOOO 2
>OOOOOOOoooooOOOO 3
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but instead it's EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH
>EEEEEEEEEEGH 2
>EEEEEEEEEEGH 3
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 2
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 3

Beatles

>dad wtf we don’t know how to play any instruments

Yep, it was petty easy.

The Shaggs !

Yes!!!

>We stole the sound of many bands from the 60's and 70's but everyone praise us anyways
>EP that no one heard
>We are now making a broadway musical about a monkey

>Almost no one heard my two first albums
>Crazy indy shits with my biggest hit in it
>Weird folk songs
>The big one in which I keep on exploring my sound
>Simpler album full of nice little songs
>I want to do funk now
>I'm fucking depressed
>Some kind of "best of" of what I can do
>Electronic and full of blip blip album
>I brought a friend for this one
>Kind of boring one, beautiful at times
>I want to do some Pop again, but I failed, it's bland as fuck

>Really good album
>Another really good album
>A good album
>OH NOOOOOOOOO STOP STOP STOP

Everything before the first ep is noise until they got the idea to make music

>fookin hell lads, if pil can do it, we can do it too
>were lofi now cuz thats cool innit
>okay lads the last two were fun but lets actually try for now
>lets stop trying (gets famous)
>we can do anything and we'll be grand (they were not fine)
>shite, lets just do noise again
>how about we do a garage album, it'll be great craic!!! (gets even more famous)
>so now that we're cool, we might as well make a sixties novelty record, buzzin
>all music before this did not happen including our music
>ah fuck it we'll do another garage one
>i know that uhh, all music didnt happen, but shoegaze was pretty fine wasnt it
>we have no new material so we could just release a frankenstein album for the craic
>noise
>hatrick
>booooooys
>we're going to make a good fucking album, and we'll make sure that nobody will ever fucking listen to it (the one person who did hated it)
>alright, our last album was panned, but its grand, we'll make a new one and we'll make sure it's heard and it'll be our best!! C'mon lads, to the recording studio!! (Nobody has ever heard it)
>shhhhhhiiiiiitttteee. Noise album?
>lets just make an album that not even us have heard
>this is the last noise one we swear
>gotcha
>This is our best album and we know it (nobody else knows it)
>one last one last? (actually was their last)
>So what if our main band member is gone? We're still the same band right? (They died)

Probably missed loads of obscurer stuff but I don't care.

>novelty children's album
>quirky and cute
>quirky and cute 2.0
>bleep bloop
>songs about fucking
>who needs instruments anyway
>ooga booga
>weirdest album yet, probably
>rough divorce
>songs about fucking but i'm 50 now

>Racist shit
>Racist shit
>Racist shit and the cover is extremely racist
>Racist shit that's the most generic rap in existence when claiming he's against that kind of rap earlier

uh can u reveal this one for me bruh?

Kendricj lanarr

This one is easy.
>masterpiece (pure suffering and anger)
>unused tracks I
>unused track II
>Not as good as the first one (the world is now a wasteland and has been destroyed by us)

S E E T H I N G

>AAAAAAAAAA
>wtf did they really do that?
>Great but still extremely overrated
>bleep bloop
> bleep bloop & waifu + guitar album
>more guitar but this time with more screaming
>I'M GONNA JUMP AND KILL MYSELF AAAAAA

>Unrefined but good nonetheless
>Best album
>Second best album
>Where's the bass?
>Squeaky Clean and corporate
>Weird Experiment
>Weird Experiment 2 Electric Boogaloo
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but not as bad
>Some decent tracks, lots of filler

Metallica

>YEAH SEX AND PARTYING WOOO
>that but with better production
>the same thing
>DUDE WAR AND POLITICS LMAO
>concept album
>pretty much the concept album but without the concept
>DUDE INDUSTRIAL LMAO
>DUDE NOSTALGIA LMAO
>we live in a society
>DUDE 9/11 LMAO
>oh boy another concept album
>oh boy another concept album part 2
>politics, war, etc.
>politics, war, etc.
>politics, war, etc.
>DUDE RE-RECORDING LMAO

nice

Sea Change is great, you pleb.

Did this board just become aware of The Shaggs or something? This is like the 4th mention I've seen today.

Another Beck.

Have a Nice Life

>Mostly shitty folk covers and an early version of a hit
>Wrecking Crew laden album with multiple hits
>A mix of the first two albums
>A slightly experimental album in the style of the second
>The most overrated and underrated song by the band are both on this album

This video might’ve gave them a bit of popularity.

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Gotcha. I just didn't understand the sudden influx. Thanks, brah.

Sea Change was literally made because Beck got cucked, that doesn't make it bad. I like sea change but it's not his best and it gets overrated by bland people who put too much importance in lyrical meaning

I discovered the Shaggs by taking randomly their album at my local library.
I wasn't ready.

the lemon twigs?

Yes.

>We're angry and we like to dress like trannies
>Now we're trying to be buttrock
>DUDE THE HOLOCAUST LMAO
>Actually, fuck the previous three album's sounds, we're gonna go for big poppy anthems now and stick with it
>This album is mostly shit apart from the singles which are some of the best songs we've written
>No idea what we're doing with this one, whether we're trying to experiment or go back to our older punk influenced sound
>Forget we ever made this album, it's a crappy attempt at electronica
>Now we're gonna try and encompass all our previous sounds onto one pretty short album
>DUDE OLD LYRICS OF OURS LMAO also we're still angry despite now being middle aged, you've got to believe me!
>We couldn't be arsed doing anything interesting so we'll just put out our most generic sounding album to date (but with a great lead single)
>We've ditched the electric guitar and all these songs are acoustic, also here are some guest singers, pretty cool huh?
>No idea what we're trying to do with this album but something about the future and Europe or something
>Actually no, THIS is our most generic sounding album (that also has a great lead single)

The Fall?

The Smiths?

manic street preachers but fuck you, this is my truth is great

>debut with a sound that's retro yet forward-thinking
>even the b-sides are good
>bland follow up

Yes it is

And no it's not

>You forgot that there was a time when there was another member in the group
>I'm an emo prick and y'all fucking love me for it
>I'm still gonna be an emo prick because it worked last time
>Maybe I shouldn't be such an emo prick, also maybe I'm an alcoholic
>I'm done being an emo prick, here's some stories
>I love my friends and family and I miss the ones that aren't here anymore
>Fuck I'm old, I miss the sense of community I once had
>Fuck I'm old, and my family needs me
>Fuck I'm old, and the world is getting worse

>Amazing album
>Also great album but people think it's shit because it's not as amazing as the debut

LCD Soundsystem?

these are both Stone Roses

Nopey

car seat headrest?

>Commonly accepted as the best and most iconic album in its genre
>The superior album

>One of the best indie baroque pop albums of the 21st century
>Sellout radio trash

>bad
>ok
>overrated
>great
>great
>great
>great
>great
>good

>mediocre debut
>bleep bloop china and shit
>catching some feels from home
>let's get religious
>catching some feels from a different area than home, arguably best album
>bleep bloop religion and shit
>mommy, also all of my fans are gay now
leaving out side-projects, they'd make it too obvious

Radiohead

Radiohead?
Subaru

Esy one
>yo fuck the 90s lets make an album
>oh shit this was actually succesful gonna make more, feeling more alternative rn
>ok guys, i know that other project failed, we had fights and everything involving this album went to the trash bin, let's just rescue what we can and make the best chill album ever
>ipad
>hey guys i know you missed us so we're back deeper than ever *inserts long-lasting synth bass*
>hey uwu whatsup my fellow kids we makin a cute album @insertgenericbrandhere buy our merchandise

My Chemical Romance?

>ipad
kek. Gorillaz

Told ya

lets make a bunch of crazy shit but also some nice shit and put it out

lets make a bunch of crazy shit

fuck, that was too crazy. lets make some nice shit right now

we can make even nicer shit, lets try that one more time

okay now lets just make utter dogshit for the rest of our career

>well written pop rock songs, lots of classics, also includes the first punk song ever written
>same as last time but weirder and worse (also the invention of the death growl)
>what if concept album?
>what if concept album but better?
>three of the greatest songs of all time and a bunch of filler
>what if concept album again, but this time it's fucking perfect
>this is.... not very good
>what the fuck is this? also csi lol
>drummer's dead, who gives a shit anymore
>muh synths, one good song that's used in commercials and tv shows, who gives a shit anymore
>who gives a shit

the who obviously

>bunch of super good songs mixed with a bunch of boring garage rock shit
>greatest pop album of all time
>WE'RE NOT DEAD! STOP PRETENDING WE'RE DEAD HOLY SHIT
>shit
>shit
>shit

>mix between great chill rock and snorefest
>last one but much better
>last one but now in space
>last one but instead of space they put epic lyrics and a bit of shoegaze
>"hey we dont do rock anymore we're more into pop right now so yeahhhhhhhh"
>cleanest 40 min synth
>"HEYYY WE ARR HAPPY AND HIPPIE AND YIPPY AND EVERYTHINGS AWESOME AND STUFF YAAAAAAYYY. Also we're still making pop"

I'm just listing the first 5 because there's a crap ton of them

>We're Blues Rock but not really
>Fuck war!
>Fuck war 2 Electric Boogaloo
>Man i feel like killing myself today
>Where's my gun?

Americ Anfootball

Come on, nobody?

>dude drugs
>dude love
>dude society
>dude divorce

joy division?

I love Bjork