-Chaebols bow to Bang Chan
-In contact with australiens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Controls JYPE with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal korean blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (District 9 will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bang Chan babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Australien scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bangbots inside you right now
-Bang Chan is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bang bunker in Wilkes land (Australian clay)?
-Learned fluent Aussie in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves to him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bang
-Bang Chan is about 7 decades, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang (chan) to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.
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cutest girl in the galaxy~
why are zoomers so cringe?
early
sanaqueer btfo
J I S O O
why does her sweat looks white?
is this beautiful gah?
The difference between Japan and Korea.
what's up fellow gamers
hey tommy boye
time to laugh at blackpink ticket sales
I hope you die in your sleep faggot, you are literally the most annoying poster in the general.
yup
>Red Velvet is old and busted
>Blackpink is universally hated
Is Twice the only relevant girl group now?
The autism is high in this thread
Shut the fuck up false flagging nigger
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hes right even if hes falseflagging
who, me?
cuuuute cheeks,
Post more of the best bp member
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
blue is empty?
does jeong play poe
i don't like twice, so no
damn they even have 2 months of promotion for this shit
LMAO
Blackedstink
KIM SOHEE
Who’s this
literally oh my flop tier bad
ITZY is the most relevant group now
she's playing monster hunter world with me right now
I didn't even post yet
Love my flop group
this
lol twiceshitters are crying
Article: 'Inkigayo' monster rookie ITZY, #1 for two weeks in a row beating out seniors
Source: Newsen via Nate
1. [+1,053, -143] They make you realize why so many trainees would rather shed blood and tears to get into a bigger agency than anywhere else. Other idols barely get attention when they debut and yet a big agency like theirs kicks them off with enough media play where their one song full of lip syncing can get to #1 in an instant ㅋㅋㅋ
2. [+819, -247] How is this nugu group #1 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ look at that JYP power
3. [+654, -160] Last time SM's Taemin won #1 on 'Music Bank' when he was #96 on the digital charts, now some random JYP nugu rookie is #1 on 'Inkigayo' ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ big agencies abusing their power is ruining our music industry
4. [+55, -45] 'Inkigayo' put way too much weight on YouTube points just so that they can help the bigger agencies win easier. This group would've never won #1 if their YouTube points weren't factored in.
5. [+40, -14] YouTube is really helping so many idol groups out. Singers who are stronger on digital charts will never survive on music shows.
6. [+37, -18] Isn't this a big agency abusing their power? A complete rookie that nobody knows won #1? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
chad
there it is. i'd rather grab a $20 ticket off stubhub for better seats. should have done what RV did and stuck to smaller venues.
it's funny because we could've had a pretty chill general if a certain subsect of twicetards hadn't shitposted for two years straight
same with that guy obsessed with blackpink
I actually more or less like all of them now
4 shame
no group deserves that
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good album
Why did they add a 2nd date...makes zero sense. They are gonna get worse attendance than OMG.
the sad thing is twice would do even worse
Twicebros love itzybros falseflagger
Will bp give out free tickets in street also? lol
Meanwhile Red Velvet sould out all their shows in NA tour
word
i bet she plays insect glaive
what would you do to him?
yikes twiceparasites latching on to itzy lmao
i love itzy and ryujin so much...
I only like them for jeongyeon
twice wouldn't play a 14k person arena here unless it was in LA only or something.
nago
that's highly misleading and u know it
ITZY is total nobodies. Only Twice exists
>comparing the most successful girl group of all time with a nugu group with one shitty song
I'm an yunabro and I love TWICE
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um she's not french. she plays hammer.
no one cares about that dead and busted group roastie
>twice
oh no no noooo bro how can i turn you straight again
Seething roastie lmao
why?
With their 500 seat capacity
free hugs for bacon
hold my omostick like that mic stand
Kys
you can't do this to me... :(
pic related
YIKES
Chin Ryuchin
If twiceshitters fully convert to itzy and never post twice again kpg will enter a new golden age
I'm onto you Arinshitter
guys i posted the same thing for the zillionth day in a row
aren't i so funny?
>With their 500 seat capacity
Sorry to ruin your narrative
high iq post
We love twitzy here
These are the seating options for Fort Worth's 2nd concert date. If you look at the day before this one it's packed. The real lesson here is don't make back-to-back tour dates for a place like fucking texas.
I'm both a twicebro and a itzybro. You haters can suck it.
which thing
>sorry bro, but if you don't like TWICE then I might just have to take your man card away dude
I say this not baiting at all, legitimately serious even though people will think i'm retarded
Did IZ*ONE really need to collab with Jonas Blue, Loona is also signed to Universal Music JPN and they needed the momentum for their debut later this year and they would have been the better option given international range
Is ITZY's goodbye stage this week or next week?
that's like 800 people at most
how about no
>IZ*ONE
>Jonas Blue
>Loona
literally who
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streamable.com
Momo takes the mic
my singing they better like
oh-ow what the hell
words that twist into a gnarly smell
OH NO NO NO
crowd's laughing say it isn't so
HA HA HA HA
Yezi shouts MALLIJI MA
my heart just shattered
it's like Twice never mattered
keep your chin up we got your back
Sana takes over leaving me a snack
all hell breaks loose
from the ceiling drops a noose
this is the end beautiful friend
flowers to your funerals we won't send
JYP
i made this webm kek
itzy is pure :)
seriously, Thank God for TWICE
why is twice afraid to have a us tour
does jyp have ptsd from wonder girls
No I did
No one cares, shitter. Blackstink is a FLOP
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Cause Twice will get fucking shredded if they come to US lo
Jonas Blue is a trending british DJ/EDM artist and he went and instead of picking an international popular girl group like LOONA he picked IZ*ONE, it makes no sense
5 million sold club represent
because twice cant speak english..they're afraid to interviews
Twice would dominate in the US, nigger.
JYP knows kpop in the west is a fleeting fad
for real? oops sorry then
i made a webm of the same scene haha
kpop in the world is a fleeting fad
Verizon Theatre has a capacity for 6000 people
except scalpers bought a ton of tickets for the first date and are now trying to dump them off on stubhub etc for as low as $20
Didn't JYP say Twice will be touring US this year a few months back?
>flawless victory
they had around 9000 in toronto
post iu's tits
youtube.com
love thicc iu
So where are they now? Fucking pussies
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oh-ow
OH-OW
who is this semen demon
anyone else have the urge to beat the shit out of jennie?
Damn forgot to save the image where twice holding all their trophies
sure, roastie
Human UNIQLO LMAO
>MALLIJI MA
this but chuu
right, like I said
which is why he's staying in korea where they're making a lot of money
fucking hell spoiler that shit
>get a you notification
>it's a massquote nigger
EWWWW
naky....
we got too cocky bros..
Still prettier than Jennie
imagine hwasa twerking right in your face
absolutely not, roastie
RYUJIN NO
Sluggo is so fucking ugly
dont even consume korean media but always find myself here
PepeHands
nice try
Hwasa teaser
The smell...
YIKES is this supposed to be any better? LMAO
get her ass
and she’s still ugly as shit, wow
lmao
freaking cute
fucking disgusting
...
IZ*ONE scores their first RIAJ Platinum (250k)
meant for
sluggo is so fucking busted it’s not even funny
i didnt even realise wendy has her own song
no surprise its absolute ear rape and gave me aids of the ears
Twice has 14 RIAJ certifications, fuck off no one gives a shit
dubu
both hwasa and slug actually
fucking uggos
Her nose looks massive in this pic.
BIG
WHITE
this isn't a huge difference from the other show
WE LOVE SLUG
just you roastie
Sana's sanas
LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Niggerstink btfo
here comes the seethespam from the slugroastie
someone needs to so an intervention and get her on a crash diet and gym routine
why would they embarrass themselves by adding a second date, i don't get it
omo there's that twerk
imagine creampie-ing dubu and then throatpie-ing cub
right on schedule
Ask YG
finally an attractive girl
can they save yg bros
overconfidence from the first shows selling out and not realizing half of those buyers weren't fans
Low iq and kind of a homo, you guessed it right, it’s Twice’s Momo!
because the first show sold out?
tiffany...
Cute boys
don't insult tiffany
aren't the bp tickets like $20? lol
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are those guys in TXT?
No it didnt, nigger
JUST
it didn't lmao
half of those were scalpers
slugbro here, we also like hwasa
cub...
Yes LMAO
Must be embarrassing to be a blackstink fan
Me in all those pics
GWSN is gonna make it
cute!
huh?
yup. resellers are selling way under face value because they fucked themselves over.
Flopstink lmao
Post her in dianosaur hat
>when your hate for a group makes you look like a dumbass when there is actual proof they sold out their first show
hard cope lol
>roastie talking to herself again
sad
post yuna's ass
how do you know?
You are as dumb as blackstink is talentless.
literally seething
OMO
yummy legs
Hnng it's perfect
ill have one mintbu please
cutest angel
how delusional are you?
cringe roastie samefag
post her feet
cope with the fact that blackedpink is a flop LMAO
The tranny jap is their good luck charm
should i have a nice dinner in the city or go see blackpink?
what restaurant?
Blinks are in SHAMBLES right now lol
if i were a mod id ban all réddit velvet and blackstink posts and sticky alĺ twice threads
id dick down dubu if you know what i mean when i say that.
>a rapist, sex trafficker, a druggie, a murderer, an edgelord, and the other guy
no
what the fuck dude thats pretty epic
Is blackedstink the most hated girl group of all time? lol
Oh man
You are the worst poster here
you can do both with prices this low
can itzy have a board of its own??
Its supposed to be their year and they haven't done shit for the first quarter
should i purchase a blackpink ticket or get a steam game on sale...
when nayeon is bored she looks through dick pics
Shut up, roastie.
I meant sticky all Itzy threads
imagine the first thing people saw when they went to Yea Forums was dubu
Wait 2 more weeks and the tickets will be $10
i bought a 50 pack of black surgical masks, is that okay?
Game on steam. More bang for your buck. Only 9 songs LMAO
>it's 22:22
how? men like mtf trannies but women think ftm trannies are gross
This is our general
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seething twiceshitter...
Flopmis
Disbandment soon
Yes probably. Korea talks a big game about being done with them, but the second they release an album you know they'll eat it up.
oh yes
its never go past like 10 posts tho
>22:22:23
is there a worse feeling than logging on to mu and seeing kpg at >250 posts and having to wait for a new thread to post your meme
But knetz said that fromis were as relevant as IZONE
Blackstink tickets aren't worth 10 dollars
MOMMY
prime onion..
you almost had it perfect...
no i love itzy
just wait till they go on variety shows
imagine thinking that jhope is ugly
id sticky dubu if you know what i mean when i say that.
6$ would be the upper range of what id pay for a black pink ticket
twice id pay 1.50$
Having to sneeze but you just can't
sana lifting too much weight and getting her legs crushed
who is jhope
>21:22:23
Both flops
Only ITZY is real
it only took 1 webm to destroy Blackpink
why does nancy always look like she smells bad?
this is my facial expression when slugroastie is here
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keep projecting fatty
i wouldn't go to a free OMG concert
maybe she does
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Prove me wrong
White genes
You can't even afford McDonald's you poverty stricken fag
...
Fat people smell bad
Legendary performance. Webm of 2019
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