Why didn't you have a Pitchfork top 5 album of the year before the age of 20?

Why didn't you have a Pitchfork top 5 album of the year before the age of 20?

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because I'm not a lesbian making dull indie rock

Publications make mistakes

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thats easy.
everyone reading this is a total music dreamer and will never amount to anything good musically. thats why they read Yea Forums
Pro tip - turn of the interwebs and play/invent some great fucking tunes

my parents didn't pay to get me noticed

the person of the year title isn't inherently positive
Time doesn't like Trump, but they gave it to him too

Wohoho based

Time apparently bases it off of the most important person of the year, not the best person, and no one could argue that Hitler wasn't that. And yes I'm aware that you were joking.

>putting trump and hitler on the same level
Also what's the criteria for Pitchfork's top 5 AOTY? Link plz — because their nominations might not be inherently positive :) x

daddy's lazy as fuck and told me to "build my repertoire" first and now i'm not even under 20 anymore lol

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oops, looks like i triggered a conservitard
sorry bud

Haha lol fuck trump u zoomer pleb :) x Also fuck hitler x

I didn't pay for it and become a industry plant like snaily here

>having a Pitchfork top 5 album

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Are you implying that pitchfork DOESN'T hand out accolades based on what's most important from a woke woman/minority/LGBT perspective, or did Janet Jackson's control legitimately become the 8th best album of the 1980s since the first time they made an '80s album list?

Unironically based

Absolutely fucking based as fuck holy shit user nice projecting
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She's still playing opening gigs. How did she finesse that kind of accolade?

What? No. She's been on several international tours at this point

too many in fact, she's overworked only being saved by her age and young metabolism

based as fuck. deleted Yea Forums off my computer after reading this

For me? It was Incubus. Where are they now. Only respectable rock band to use a DJ. That has to count for something. Plus the lead singer was so dreamy.

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