Hair metal is the final destination in the journey to patricianhood

Literally prove me wrong.

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Prove yourself right first.

>stripper music
>patrician

What is the glam metal essentials? Anyone got a chart?

If you can't see it, you're not there yet. Your request is therefore impossible, but you can trust me.

Swamp Rock > Hair Metal

That's not how it works. First you prove yourself right. You can try to prove yourself wrong and fail, too.

OK, that sounds good, but I have a better idea. Why don't YOU try to prove me right, and then we'll see what you can come up with? I really have nowhere to go with this thread.

Does hair metal have any crossover genres? Let’s say Glam Doom Metal or something.

Glam doom metal is something I want to hear

I have no idea what you kids are talking about, but getting drunk and blasting Dokken is one of my favorite passtimes.

Hair metal is for queers

And Stryper is the final destination of all hair metal.

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WASP had great image. And they sounded way meaner than Motly Crew.

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>coordinated outfits, faggy music girls went crazy over, and gay hairstyles
So what The Beatles did 20 years prior?

The difference is, the Beatles made good music.

How about my boys Ratt, anyone else like them?

They're way better than Mötley Crüe ever was, I'll give them that

I used to go to glam metal night clubs in the 80s because the girls wore tight clothes.

is Alcatrazz hair, glam, or something else?

Have you ever studied music theory?

Simple fact is, no one that listens to hair metal still has their virginity intact.

From the Ratt EP to Dancing Undercover is the most solid run in cock rock.

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