/metal/

nice reddit spacing

Listening to this right now

It's good to see this beaut around

where has the future of legendary black metal been
where you at, ghoul? still diddling minors?

Varg was such a fucking twink.

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>14 replies in over an hour
>yet kpop threads 404 in literally the same time
makes you think

>being aware of details of kpop generals

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>creating these images
cringe

>not creating these images

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>he goes on kcock threads

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you don't have to go on threads to see the reply count retard

I kinda like this skele pic
plus new images and aethetics are always good

That being said, you don't need to be a Kpop neck beard to know those threads fill up fast
Always at the top of the catalog

>browsing Yea Forums outside of /metal/

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>not permanently filtering the catalog to metal

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thank you, at least someone has an actual fucking brain
well yeah obviously if the thread is shit like this one

Why was Fenriz such a qt?

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>Why was Fenriz such a qt?

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he looks like a crackhead whore in that photo

that's avril lavigne

>Insulting Fenriz in anyway

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Most people are while they're young.

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Shit I didn't know Uncle Acid released an album last year. Night Creeper didn't blow me away so I hope this one is good.

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more like Uncle Soyy

more like please kill yourself

you are gay

uncle acid is lame stoner rock that doesn't belong in this thread

>Uncle Reddit and the Basedbeans

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I haven't even listened to them nor care what genre they are I'm just tired of retards calling literally everything s.oy

then go back to r/eddit

They're doom metal you tourist

ur mum soi

no they're not

and people saying this as well
grow up

Earlier this year, independent music distribution platform Bandcamp claimed that many stoner rock bands are in fact doom metal. This is a common logical fallacy based around associating the pace and instrumental tone of the music with actual musical content. The stoner “doom” trend of bands that started in the late 90s and early 2000s and has continued non-stop right up until the present almost twenty years later was one of the earliest hipster attempts to assimilate heavy metal before the waves of speed, death, and now black metal aesthetics rehashed into pop rock for the safe space generation.

Hipsters want everything watered down into easily digestible music that could be played on the radio or that softly in the backgrounds to socialize with other politically-correct, ideologues chanting verses from their ersatz red bibles of Marx and Mao. Pretending that late 60s and early 70s acid and garage rock was doom metal starting in the late 90s was a fallacy that record labels were all too eager to fall into in order to increase their customer base and sell “metal” as a lifestyle to idiots in service industry jobs. Now Bandcamp and Lee Dorian‘s Rise Above Records are continuing this trend. Stoner doom rock is yet another trend like whiny rap-rock masquerading as “nu-metal”, death ‘n’ roll grunge with growls, and Gothenburg metalcore. The music is not riff based and the riffs are not melodic phrases to be arranged into a narrative. Rather stoner rock bands play straight up hard rock slowed down for idiots and drug addicts; not even background rock for speeding down the highway or playing ping-pong like Led Zeppelin.

she's dead

None of these newer acts belong to the metal genre of music as created by Black Sabbath, nor imitate the later Sabbath worshiping “doom metal” bands like Witchfinder General and Cathedral. Pentagram is about as metal as Blue Cheer; id est not at all. The Obsessed are The Ramones on Valium. Orange Goblin are a generic 90s MTV rock band. The Sword play honky tonk butt rock like Deep Purple crossed with Ted Nugent. Pallbearer are slowed down indie whine rock singalongs like a slower Nirvana song if Nirvana were less interested in drugs and more into staring at bar patrons’ crotch bulges. I can’t bear to listen to this stinking shit for any longer.

The only bands on Bandcamp’s shitty list that are actually metal and not worth running over repeatedly with a tracker trailer until they are two-dimensional skid marks are Saint Vitus and Candlemass, both of whom have benefited from the stoner doom boom but are Black Sabbath as covered by a Motorhead loving punk band and traditional heavy metal respectively. Everyone else can fuck off and die in a horrific automobile accident. Metal is not equal opportunity; metal is elitist.

what kind of brain gymnastics does it take to make someone think psychedelic/stoner rock is doom metal?

soi kills

fuck off cunt

based

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Wow look, it's Copies Articles Instead of Arguing On His Own Man

If you can't hear Black Sabbath in this then you need to go youtube.com/watch?v=IlAaE148rAw

this is just fucking hard rock. it sounds like queens of the stone age

If you take the metal out of Black Sabbath, it's not metal, it's rock

awesome stuff

Music has gotten harsher over time. Witchfinder General is just as "hard rock" as Queens of the Stone Age, but they're still doom.

youtu.be/sBMGiHosRYk

Is this black sabbath?

stoner rock isn't metal, go away

>Wow look, it's Copies Articles Instead of Arguing On His Own Man
>If you can't hear Black Sabbath in this then you need to go

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Can't even be creative with your lame reaction image posts. Embarrassing.

at least he's not pretending hipster hard rock is metal

>Can't even be creative with your lame reaction image posts. Embarrassing.

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That's a good comeback. Well done

youtu.be/yCMypTVVxMQ

Are you one of those retards who thinks Black Flag played doom metal as well because some other retard said sludge punk is doom metal?

>likes Saint Vitus but not Pentagram
cringe

yes, i am one of those

>file deleted

I don't listen to Black Flag and I don't know what sludge punk is supposed to be

They both are really mediocre. Trouble is way better

Damn mods

SEPÜLCHRAL LEATHER THRASHING ÖCCÜLT FÜKKING RIFFS
youtube.com/watch?v=cDP1bdYeAxE
youtube.com/watch?v=t_AHvsv7D50
youtube.com/watch?v=eRpT61_R86A
youtube.com/watch?v=dXScoVfTDtc
youtube.com/watch?v=VRyKKmHAeVY
youtube.com/watch?v=_jC25qd3UsY

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speed metal sucks

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>Philosophical surrealist progressive thrash

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youtube.com/watch?v=9e6yIHNYS90
i know only gore nothing more

Zoomer out

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that e is fucked up

S.oythrone were shitty trendhoppers since day one. Now ted and fenriz are the alternative lifestyle romantic life partner commandeers of a mob of ironic torch wielding so.yboys who claim to be all about CULT, OLDSCHOOL METAL even though they only just discovered Agent Steel and Manilla Road in the last 5 years
It must suck only being remembered for Transilvanian Hunger and Under a Funeral Moon, which are just shitty imitations of Burzum

S.oyside Journey: generic Swedish style DM album #928192819

A Blaze in the S.oythern Sky: "now we're kvlt black metal because Euronymous said black metal is cool!!!! nevermind the songs are still basically death metal riff salads that happen to have some Mayhem ripoff riffs tossed in!"

Under a S.oyneral Moon: MUH ICY GUITAR. it's SUPPOSED to sound thin and weak! that's the point!

S.oysilvanian Hunger: wow, it's like Burzum, except without any of the dynamics or songwriting or interesting use of feedback and distortion! And the first pressing has a REALLY EDGY message in the liner notes haha but don't worry they weren't serious!!!!! they were kidding around!!! (Fenriz needs non-white people's money too!)

Panzers.oy: the "we're out of ideas" album

All the pure BM albums after that are even more uninspired than the C-rate Darkthrone clones coming out around the same time like Craft and Katharsis.truly pathetic.

Then they went comedy rock, and that's where they remain today.

Fuck fenjizz. Fuck Cockturnal Culto. Fuck s.oythrone.

>Cringe Diamond
appropriate name based on his music

BASED SEPULCHRAL RIFFSPOSTER
youtu.be/EaytIdLYtPc
Cringe

I know this is soggy pasta but please show me 10 Swedish bands that sound like Soulside Journey, before January 1991

fuck you falsie

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retard opinion

nice tumblr image

>he can't into King Diamond
c'mon now

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It's funny because Soulside Journey is better than nearly all Swedish DM albums besides Into Eternity

Why did Voivod start consistently churning out turd albums after Dimension Hatross?

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>My favorite metal artist? Why, King Diamond of course

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Funny because Dimension Hatross isn't very good on itself. Nothingface on the other hand is their best album along with Killing Technology.

nice tumblr image faggot

>King Diamond? Eww, he sucks! Why does he sing like that? Yikes!

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>I was there in the early 1990's, honest

The only album that sounds considerably similar to SJ is Absu's first

>''Tom has also said it was the "absolute worst I could do in my lifetime." He has also called it "an utter piece of shit" and "possibly the worst album ever created in heavy music."
I know which CF album I'm gonna explore next

>YOU ARE BEWITCHED

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based

HIP

>Makes 2 of the greatest trad albums and one of the greatest trad EPS of all time in Mercyful Fate
>Then goes on to form King Diamond and has an unbroken line of 6 amazing albums, including several 10/10's
>Returns to Mercyful Fate and creates two more top tier albums, while simultaniously keeping his other band active
Is there a more based man in metal? I can think of literally no one else that managed to make an album almost every year for 13 years without a single one being bellow an 8/10, and still kept making at least decent (though not amazing) music ever since.

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>OMG HIP-HOP JUGEND!!!

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>soyy diamond

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I hate you guys so much.

same

>Makes 2 of the greatest trad albums and one of the greatest trad EPS of all time in Mercyful Fate
yes
>Then goes on to form King Diamond and has an unbroken line of 6 amazing albums, including several 10/10's
what
>Returns to Mercyful Fate and creates two more top tier albums, while simultaniously keeping his other band active
t.King Diamond

this

Not to mention, King Diamond is also the biggest pleb filter in all of metal.
Thanks based King

t. Falsettolets

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nice soi face

No I actually love King Diamond, he's one of my favourite vocalists but only one of his albums come close to a ten and that's Abigail

BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
THE BLACK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX
THE THE ALTAR

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NOW RAISE YOUR HAND
AND DO THE SIGN

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ALL HAIL SATAN
>Y E S H A I L S A T A N
>E
>S
>H
>A
>I
>L
>S
>A
>T
>A
>N

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HELLISH GRACE, THIEF OF LIGHT
LURKING ALWAYS IN THE NIGHT
I COULD HAVE YOU ONE BY ONE
CREEPING ROUND TILL I'M DONE
DEMONS TAKING TO THE SKY
ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND THEY FLY
THE WELL ARE SICK
SICK ARE WELL
LIVING IN ETERNAL HELL
CELEBRATE THE QUAKING QUILL
OF EDGAR ALLEN POE, YOU WILL
SCREAM SCREAM FOR YOUR CHRIST
EVERLASTING ANTICHRIST
BOUTS WITH DEATH DO NOT SERVE
TO CHANGE A MAN'S BELIEF JUST NERVE
ONLY TO REVEAL MORE CLEAR
JUST WHO DOES HE SERVE?
ON HALLOWS EVE

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>butt diamond
>mersoiful fate

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>COLD LAKE HAHA SO FUNNY
>st anger is funny to me as well lol my humor is very ironic

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that guy's gf looks like a fucking ghoul or maybe a crackhead, they're similar

>gf

Based Hallows Eve-poster

I know this pic is old but I have many questions

HIP

>gf

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Any other bands that sound similar to LLN?

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rattled

>my girlfriends sperm
when your (((gf))) has a higher t. count than you

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If you listen to NS metal you're not welcome in this website

based

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KD is a legend but his voice dipped a bit after the 80s. He can still hit the high notes, but that incredible chest voice from the MF days is gone. Abigail and DBTO are his absolute peak as a singer.

Celestia's early stuff maybe
Peste Noire's demo material
blazebirth hall stuff is similar in being willfully obscuritant and raw, but they "sound russian" the same way LLN stuff "sounds french" so they also couldn't be any more different in a way

yikes

Post albums with 10/10 closing tracks

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Be aware before crossing the road
My little cat
Be aware before crossing the road
You nice dog
Be aware before crossing the road
Spiky hedgehog
Be aware before crossing the road
Long ears rabbit

Be aware before crossing the road
Frog and pimply toad
Be aware before crossing the road
Creeping caterpillar
Be aware before crossing the road
Little singing cricket
Be aware before crossing the road
Butterfly bird and owl

I hate you, fucking cars, cause you kill the animals!!!!!
Grinding their bones, bursting their veins and making them agonize
I will crush you as you crush them, you will taste my lunar sword!!!!!!!!!!
You won't be able to run anymore, you will become a scraphead !!!!!!

kek, I love darkthrone but this post has some truth

the music probably sucks but the cover is fucking incredible A+

I'd say his voice was fine until sometim in the mis 90's. There are some kino vocals moments on The Eye and Spider's Lullaby, for example.
youtube.com/watch?v=rEjfv-mpMNk
youtube.com/watch?v=w8w-fU2GOU0

I have noticed that the vocals on the Spider's Lulaby demos are somewhat better than the ones on the actual album though. Compare "From The Otherside".
youtube.com/watch?v=nqm8Nou8P0o

*sometime
*mid 90's

kek, the label that released this and a bunch of other NSBM thinks snowstorms are a jewish conspiracy
wintersolaceproductions.com/
"After numerous delays related to the weather (it took FedEx a week to transport a box of 400 cassettes 16 miles) and complete incompetence, a vast majority of the stuff that was supposed to be released with the Nachtkrieger/Panzerjager seven inch can now be released. As I've posted on social media numerous times, North/Central Wisconsin is still stuck under what has been described as the worst winter season since the 50's and I am unable to guarantee prompt shipment or delivery of orders. Winter Solace however shall not be defeated by the HAARP/Zionist Weather Weapon terror campaign and these new releases are ready to be purchased."

Is melodeath Yea Forums approved?

I'm guessing you're acting retarded here

wh*te people are so stupid

if you're implying he's just joking, mentioning "HAARP" suggests it's not ironic

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ok so you're not just acting, carry on

t. ourist

Razor is faster and better

youtube.com/watch?v=pXjtcuzyImY

Look to Portugal for raw, purposefully shitty stuff that you may unironically love.

Replacement

what are some bands that used pic related?

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Razor rips
>I SENTENCE YOU TO DIE IN HELL
>THE SENTENCE HAS BEGUN
youtube.com/watch?v=BThAGm32uq8

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melodeath sucks

black metal or viking metal Bathory?

Fucking blow me, libfaggot

Just took the most gargantuan dump of my life. Think I broke my hip passing it, and it smells like rotting flesh. Metal for this feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=b-t1Rz0zVOE

Demilich

Copronaut

Trips of trvth

Black metal

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>always thought Wintersun was a meme
>they're really good
WTF /meal/?

Can somebody tell me why Dagon sounds like a chimera of Popeye and a frog

only metal-archives neckbeards hate them

söychugger detected

do you guys really listen to a meal?

metal-archives neckbear detected
go jack it to Ayreon

cause he wants to sound that way

What did /meal/ think of this? I loved it

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this cunt is so fucking cringy to watch. ugly as shit to boot (but he cant help it, he is a swede)

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Dang I'm embarrassed to be posting here

filtered

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listening to pic related for the first time. sounds like morbid angel with keyboards.

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basically yeah

That's exactly what it is.

newfag reddit tourist spotted

Is that Jesus

looks like gay atmospheric post-rock influenced "spiritual but not religious" USBM. how close am I?

their first album is good for what it is, everything after is really bad.

butthurt fanboy

There is none purer a thrash band than Razor

youtube.com/watch?v=XBA5dXqGk3E

Not even. All the söy and meme posting here is just really fucking gay.

it's been going strong for about 3 years so why are you still here?

yes

Jesus. I've recently been getting more and more of these metal and rock-oriented reaction channels popping up on my Recommendations bar. I hope to christ that this trend ends soon, it's such a shitty and vicarious way of enjoying music

Not close but I appreciate the attempt.

I always wonder who even watches them. I imagine the average teenaged anthony fantano drone Yea Forums poster

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You're right.

>t.

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Who watches those like Marvel trailer reaction videos with people's mouths gaping and acting over-excited? Children? Such a weird trend.

its not the same without sheepdog

I just got in to the band, sauna I get but why's he a jew?

that is connected to the sauna matter, him having a huge nose is a nice bonus as well

heavyblogisheavy.com/2017/01/09/winters-sun-the-waning-career-of-jari-maenpaa/
I didn't really read this, just skimmed over, but it probably contains most of the important points

Sorry if I'm late, but this is pretty tight
youtube.com/watch?v=_9QOchhM2U0

are tracks like fine day to die and blood fire death considered black or viking metal? I really like those but it's fucking hard to find anything similiar

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PRIME EVIIIIILLLLL

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just listen to bathory's viking albums nigga lol

so is this just shitposting general now

>Nigga
Filtered and hanged

youtube.com/watch?v=hpGTkBbktx8

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ok nigga lol

newfag

>not the title track

Any high production quality death/black metal that is also not shit
looking for something like this
youtube.com/watch?v=Gp_Xlp0zpSk

I've been here for 6 months

Try Falkenbach

>Any high production quality death/black metal

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I was a regular here back in 2015, just came to take a look

I could've posted that as well, but this is the real last track.

it's a bonus track but ok

youtube.com/watch?v=r_vJvZCXeEM&feature=youtu.be&t=2208

youtube.com/watch?v=f2B2CeiQEXA

I can't stop listening to Alien Fucker

>black metal record is actually on spotify
seriously untrve

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cg7WZmaDuo8

CÖME ÖN

you are like the kpopfags that they want their idols to be intact and pure.

what are you talking about?

he means you're a faggot

that you are a faggot

CAVE MAN
SLAM
youtube.com/watch?v=vo1GmtPTx4A

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Been listening to a lot of caveman cult lately.
[UGH RUH in neanderthal]

my biggest guilty pleasure lad recently released his sophomore effort, I normally hate this watered down take on black metal, but I really did enjoy his debut, so here's to hoping this is an improvement

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Their first album is great, everything else sucks.

Based
Listen to Cardiomyopathy:
cardiomyopathygore.bandcamp.com

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this is fake tho right? it seems too much to not be satire

It is from a satire page IIRC

viking metal Bathory

black metal

If you don't like King Diamond you're not allowed on /meal/.

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Windir?

>King Soimond

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great

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Faggot killing riffs
youtube.com/watch?v=CI7mtsWbdYM

hyoutube.com/watch?v=eWGvlawYxys

youtube.com/watch?v=MOE5o_Hmytk

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Oh dude King Diamond is the most good shit that I ever heard since years
I'm so happy to have met them, my taste for metal woke up again thanks to that and I do not care what you say

/

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>upload_2018-1-30_3-43-4

>Anonymous 03/07/19(Thu)17:06:52 No.86352483

>(You)

King is the anti-s*y

Thoughts on Pestilence?

Faggot killing riffs

youtube.com/watch?v=Ji2ledoJ5oc

youtube.com/watch?v=x810ag33eKA

EEEEEEYUUUUGHHH
Hail of Bullets also rules.

Yyyyooouuuugggghhh
youtu.be/UziIbRUW0jY

Can you please stop posting metal and start posting photos of men please. That's what this general is about now.

kek. what bands should i start with?

COWABUNGA DOOD

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it's decent 7/10

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Slowly We Rot > Cause of Death

no no no

Man gojira is really good.

King Diamond worship (1:20)

youtube.com/watch?v=PMcLMRaDln4

youtube.com/watch?v=SbuvD9u02W0

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"Metalheads reacting to hip hop" and "Hip Hop heads reacting to metal" videos are my guilty pleasure. But those channels tend to become lame really fast because there's only so many videos you can make until the genre you're reacting to is not new for you anymore.

tfw too nigger to enjoy hammerheart

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Always

BM AOTY

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BAPTIZED

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motorhead sucks

About tied with pic related for me

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>listens to shitty metalcore
WOW THIS IS SO HEAVY I LOVE METAL

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>A STAR WORSHIPED WILL BURN IN THE RED
>DISUSED AND EMPTY SHELL, ICON OF AN OLD WORLD
>CONSCIENCE AWAKENED WE'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE

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I only watch black dudes reacting to metal songs, they're more fun to watch than tryhard soibois.

I SAW
I SAW MONSTERS

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IN

That or they get stuck reacting to metalcore and buttmetal

BLOOD

No

Mons Veneris are usually a good start, but the quality goes from raw and evil to "why the fuck did you bother?
Vetala's Satanic Morbid Metal is quite good.
Black Cilicie if you don't mind something that was piled on by hipsters. Stick to the first two albums and then just stop.

MUTILATION
MUTILATION
MUTILATIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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t. nu-male

t. nu-males

Incredibly based

>This is the fight, the fight for our lives
>Scream out loud "This is our house!"
>This is the fight, the fight for our lives
>Scream out loud "This is our house!"

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FIRE AND ICE

THE ROMAN ARMY IS MARCHING AGAIN
THE EMPIRE IS GROWING
AN ALL DESTROYING WAR MACHINE
THAT'S ROLLING
OUT ON THE LAND

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>lyricposting

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t. reddit

Helloo

What's the consensus on him?

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soyy chugging aging hipster who didn't even do the majority of the songwriting for the two good albums he's been a part of

numale poster boy

CHILDREN OUT OF VICTORY ACROSS THE RIVER RHINE
ONCE THESE MARCHING WARRIORS ARE RUNNING
INTO DEATH

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>Lyricposting is onions!

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looks like a femboy here

Thoughts on Satyricon?

>philosophical
Who’s your favorite philosopher, op?

varg

gay =/= söy

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my dad, when he kisses me

what possessed him to take this picture?

Schopenhauer

t. butthurt faggot

can I be your dad? :з

whats the original album

Do you guys make OC even if it's cringe edits?

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Finally saw that Lords of Chaos film, surprisingly watchable, even if it made varg look like a fucking dipshit

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What's the best way to make edits

How hung is Rob Halford, anyways?

that murder scene is just sick

I've made a good deal of them
Literally Paint

666

ikr I was having a little orgasm when varg was stabbing him
has someone counted the stabs?

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Take an album cover you like, preferably one with enough faces to make it a react pic. Then go to MS Paint or whatever and cut all the letters you need, put it all together and you got yourself a cringe edit

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do me a favour and upload them all to a zip so i can use them for reaction images
they're good

kek

>do me favour
user you're better than this

Also i haven't made a lot of them

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YOU LEFT OUT THE A ON PURPOSE CUNT

There's an album in the pastebin with most of them. IIRC only lacks and pic related and one more

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and this one

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This is the best album I've ever heard

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Wait a sec.
>gapingmouth.jpg
>jimmynutron.png
>thefacesofmu.jpg
>facebooknumale.gif
now we can go on.

...

too early

t.ourist

You should listen to the other 2

>le based halford excuses faggotry in metal
Classic reddit tier soi poster.

First album is great and then they take an extreme downturn

None of them look like him.

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Except the guy second from the right...