ITT: you wake up as Damon Albarn

i wouldnt know who the fuck i am, check the mirror, still dont know who i am then kms.

That’s oasis

What a handsome lad

underrated

How bad is my hangover?

Free Africa!

to the point where you'd consider killing yourself to get out of it

I apologise to all the kids in Uingereza for not having the euro.

Is this a shop?

Ford Cortina.

Better give Jon Snow a phone call before my DDs come out.

probably just a long lens (which compresses space) combined with an unflattering pose

He’s pointing at us

I start singing scotty doesnt know even though he didnt actually sing that

Shitpost about EVA on the Gorillaz Twitter to confuse everyone

MY LEGS ARE OPEN TO THE SUN I DESIRE HIM

I tweet my new found appreciation of the Yu-Gi-Oh! anime. Then I kms

what happened?
well apart from heroin

Based
They’ll blame his death on Yu-Gi-Oh!

>just shave your head bro

FUCK he made me question my sexuality. Why did you got to fuck up your face Damon

I'd turn Gorillaz into a Power Electronics/Harsh noise band

the almost Travis Baker

>hairline is literally a bulge
Off myself

ask jamie to draw noodle porn
then kill myself, of course

I form Blur 2 to make Song 3

the phil collins doo

Me: Woo hoo!

Based

Wu Tang

Smh this nigga got the vegeta hairline goin on

funny thing about being attractive is that it doesn't matter if you go bald

British lack of sunlight or nutrition in diet
No real dedicated fitness regimen
Stress from always paying tv loicense / wondering when crazed oasis fan stabs ye

inb4 COPE

Kill myself 4 the lulz

It's true though? If you're unattractive and you go bald it could be a major blow, but if you're good looking who cares.

It's like going gray at a young age no one cares if you still look good.

I'm just saying he looks better when he grows his hair out. The Jack Nicholson style receding hairline looks weird shaved down like that up there

You can't grow male pattern baldness out brainlet

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His hair was always like that. It just does not show when its grown out.

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holy shit he looks like a male pornstar with that smile

I make more catchy gorillaz tracks

QT

Ewww

>we're all gonna hit the wall someday
this is terrifying, I already feel like I look terrible and it only gets worse

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Lmaoing at people who say Damon Albarn isn't good looking anymore. He's 50 years old and still looks better than 95% of guys out there

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he looks like my dad
i hate my dad
thanks user

Parklife

i'm pointing at (You), user

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I would probably do heroin

Oh shit

>be me on a Wednesday
>get rudely awakened by the dustmen
>put my trousers on
>have a cup of tea
>think about leaving me house
>feed the pigeons, which gives me an enormous sense of well being
>smoke some crack

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play the Sims 1 on my windows 98 pc

>be me on a Wednesday
>get rudely awakened by the dustmen
>put my trousers on
>have a cup of tea
>think about leaving me house
>feed the pigeons, which gives me an enormous sense of well being
>smoke some crack

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Lol this reads like it’s the Paul McCartney interlude in Day in the Life

Meant for

Based

Shaved head does look better trying to hang on to your hair. Buzz cut looks really nice with a beard

This. Nothing worse than a forward combover

based

do some good old heroin

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the difference between being a 50 boomer and a 20 zoomer.
something for all you imbecile zoomers to look after a lifetime of unemployment and web dreaming
i recommend the duck lips filler injections

Shaved Vegeta