-Chaebols bow to Bang Chan
-In contact with australiens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Controls JYPE with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal korean blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (District 9 will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bang Chan babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Australien scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bangbots inside you right now
-Bang Chan is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bang bunker in Wilkes land (Australian clay)?
-Learned fluent Aussie in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves to him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bang
-Bang Chan is about 7 decades, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang (chan) to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.
KPOP GENERAL
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i think he knows that bambam wants to suck his dick
SuA
SO WHAT
he really does look and sound like urkel
Soon
where is this from?
he looks and sounds more like urquelle to be quite dbh with you
I took my girlfriend to a Stray Kids concert, and when Bang Chan said baby girl, she instantly had an orgasm and kept talking about moving to Sydney the rest of the night
what does kpg think of american idol groups?
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Fashion week last year
dubu BTFO
>the only twice to escape Bang Chan's clutches
>gets fucked by Jimmy
SuA...
2. [+734, -167] IZONE is a monster rookie? They flopped in Korea and are promoting in Japan only. How are they a monster rookie? They're doing worse than IOI, they're at the level of Fromis 9.
KEEPING ON BANGING, BANG CHAD!
Who doesn't want to at this point?
which show at which fashion week? post fashion week dreamcatcher
not kpop
Gaypop posters have to go
The fuck is this?
cub is the only twice he hasn't piped (yet)
KEEPING ON BANGING, BANG CHAD!
old and plastic
*shakas at your waifu*
1. [+1,053, -143] Itzy make you realize why so many trainees would rather shed blood and tears to get into a bigger agency than anywhere else. Other idols barely get attention when they debut and yet a big agency like theirs kicks them off with enough media play where their one song full of lip syncing can get to #1 in an instant ㅋㅋㅋ
2. [+819, -247] How is this nugu group #1 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ look at that JYP power
3. [+654, -160] Last time SM's Taemin won #1 on 'Music Bank' when he was #96 on the digital charts, now some random JYP nugu rookie is #1 on 'Inkigayo' ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ big agencies abusing their power is ruining our music industry
4. [+55, -45] 'Inkigayo' put way too much weight on YouTube points just so that they can help the bigger agencies win easier. This group would've never won #1 if their YouTube points weren't factored in.
5. [+40, -14] YouTube is really helping so many idol groups out. Singers who are stronger on digital charts will never survive on music shows.
6. [+37, -18] Isn't this a big agency abusing their power? A complete rookie that nobody knows won #1? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
flopmis destroyed
shut up
hes a bro and gave her to his boy felix
Only Yoo, Bora, and Siyeon went
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i saw a video with him, bambam and i think jackson, and he was clearly uncomfortable with them but i guess because they're his sunbaes. it was before he debuted though
bitch calm down
Recency bias fucked with everyone's head
IZONE are total nugus in Korea and aren't even in the top 10 of sales. Twice has 5 million sold in the last year, BP has sold out tours over the world and Red Velvet is only 9000 sales away from become a million seller
>MFW I have to stay up till 1am to watch my wife perform
I want to give him a massage.
Chan's favorite whore
How does Bang Chan do it?
HOW DOES BANG CHAN FUCKING DO IT?!?!?!?!?!?
the real big dicked chad
daebak isnt it?
Literally who
>goes to the itzy dorm
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Literally the young stallion your girl calls "daddy" before getting her pussy dabbed on
these threads are shit now
why is everyone who posts that fat faced freak so fucking cringey?
fugly goblin
they're both foreigners so i doubt the whole korean seniority thing matters to them.
who is that
*dabs*
do these guys even like stray kids or are they just using this guy to shit on kpg?
She doesn't know who he is just like everyone else
Really? Got a link? I don't know about Jackson but he seems to like Bambam a lot. 4419 is all about him.
he's always zoned up
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There's a second day as well, but only have a couple pics from that one
well he was definitely acting nervous but i guess they're older and already debuted
no i mean it was bang chan, bambam and i think jackson, and bang chan was acting kinda nervous and shy around them. but it was before he debuted
>I look up ahead nobody NOBODY CAN STOP ME
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We love Stray Kids, especially Chad Chan. Waiting on their comeback.
>started saving Bang Chan pictures
>my Twice folder was renamed to "Bang Chan's property"
This happen to anyone else?
No one likes stray kids
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it makes sense that Australian bang chan would be shit posting about himself
bunbu..
I really do like them. Chadposting is fun, but it's a meme. Chan is just a dork with a fetish for being called daddy.
>implying he can satisfy bunny
based sharkbro
I literally cannot change this filename, even though I downloaded it randomly from Twitter. Strange...
they're the same age no? honestly i think he's just uncomfortable with how into him bambam is
cute
>big dick
qeq
I should've worded that better, I was referring to Chan liking Bambam. He was probably just nervous.
omo
he has to call the rest of stray kids and all of got7 for that
the most important kpop song of the last decade
Bang chan 3 inches deep in his fist
dong
post more fashion week sua
it takes the combined power of stray kids, got7, 2pm, and the Alpha Chad JYP himself to get a handle on bunny
I'm going to marry Lee Saerom
>tfw no pre-debut binnie gf
how does he do it?
finally an attractive girl
it's actually really obnoxious and i like stray kids
this but n/s
>when he sees his baby girl
and at least two of them would die from exhaustion
*kills izones popularity and decreases their sales by 100k in their path*
Fun Fact: My Pace was actually penned by Bang Chad after a particularly lengthy sexual encounter with Mina while "I Am You" was inspired by Sana.
hate you
that must be a pretty good pushup bra, that's like 90% of her boobs
based and itzypilled
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
well what other stray kids stuff do you wanna talk about
IZONE BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY...
Article: Irene spotted watching PSG vs Man U match
Source: M+ News via Nate
1. [+307, -19] She must have a boyfriend
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- 100%
- ㅋㅋ There are actually a lot of women who like soccer
- I was thinking the same
- She definitely didn't go alone
- There may be women who like soccer but not one who will watch a PSG vs Man U game when neither team has a Korean player ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- I get a woman being fans of Liverpool or Tottenham, or Barcelona but a woman going to see a PSG game is 100% for her boyfriend. And obviously, Irene's definitely at the age and beauty to have a boyfriend.
2. [+241, -12] Is her boyfriend a soccer fan?
3. [+223, -9] Must be nice to watch in real life
4. [+25, -5] She must've gone with her boyfriend...
5. [+21, -1] Minho~~~
6. [+15, -4] There are a lot of women who are soccer fans, and they actually go watch matches in real life too ㅎ I get up in the morning to watch the games~~
7. [+14, -2] ㅋㅋㅋ Probably a match her boyfriend wanted to see
8. [+13, -4] I'm so jealous ㅋㅋ that must've been fun
9. [+8, -3] Whoever her boyfriend is, congratulations man, you made it
10. [+8, -3] Hul, she watched it in real life???.... That's amazing
i still cant judge itzy until i see their sales
what did they mean by this?
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solji used to be pretty hot
Based Bambam passing around Mina for his boys. True JYP Nation bond.
At least I'll get some homework done. :3
Where are you getting these from?!
My Pace was written by JYP. It's about Bang Chan
>fingering my bhole right now but still on no fap
mmm its so nice
this but their feet
post songs that start with "hey boy"
you can stop spamming this now
Where did you get this
n/s is my #3 favorite
still like zone and voices better
whoa...
imagine jine
twice queers describe your mental illness
grannyshitters on suicide watch
basedeon..
>ugly
>fat
>bad dancers
>bad choreo
>bad outfits
>bad song
No thanks
it got him 3 replies last thread, man. that's good material!
>I wanna be like him, I’m jealous, yes I’m jealous, yes I’m
>I wish I was half of half of him
Do you think.... it was Bang Chan???
I'm hoping they'll all start acting slutty soon.
bang chad doesn't take women on dates he just pipes them
Thanks
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The most Important Song
Mina :)
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so this is what ultra nugu CFs are like
BABY GIRL
>i see me, i see me in sana
how the fuck did he get away with those lyrics?
How do you feel about m.i.a? Some people seem split on it because of the heavy autotuning but personally I like it.
i miss exo so much bros
so what's the order of bros that bang chan hands his thotties to? felix first obviously because of the Aussie connection, but then who? Han maybe? Hyunjin?
wasn't Taemin leading in physicals?
These people do realize that's a huge factor right?
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
love stray kids, hate the posters
it goes bambam, felix, changbin and then han
Depends on their total chad points accumulated during the week. competition good among chads
>Yes24 has set their preorder maximum for IZONE's next album at 70k
So they are predicted to sell 100 000 less next comeback (50-70k) by the popular distributors
Evening Yejibros.
I don't like to post them that much anymore either.
i liked it
i don't care about vocals much so the autotune didn't bother me
so is seungri going to jail or what?
eunseomorning
>You and I, you and I, you and I
>No one can compare to you
that was for Mina, for sure
They really are becoming like bts.
Bitch got that Michael J Fox shake. She need to be on some meds or cut the caffeine
chuumfy time
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She beat tzuyu
i honestly hope he kills himself or gets suicided. i unironically think there's a very good chance of it happening, if this continues to unravel
Just got a shit ton of (You)s
fat fuck
itz almost midnight
i know someone who beats tzuyu too iywim
welcome back, sharkbro
t. amerimutt
>kek
Figured so.
Her mouth gotz some girth
BANG CHAN NO
Lole
>100 people
>japan's favorite
Did i miss a war or something? Last time i checked japan had more than 100 people in it.
no
he piped millions....
>in us
must've been talking about their individual experiences with Christopher Bang here
milk truck pulling into the station
>girl
so no more Michael Jackson of Korea media play for Taemin huh
how does bang chan do it?
who did irene go to the game with?
The biggest victim of this Seungri scandal (aside from the rape victims) is Somi. Blackpink's fans are rabid so they'll still be okay, but nobody is gonna give Somi's debut a chance since she's with YG. Just really bad luck for her.
Milk truck number 2 here
is the doc that bad?
he puts it in and then takes it out. rinse and repeat
This is still the greatest thing exo has ever done youtu.be
me
Park Bom to make her comeback stage on Mnet's M! Countdown on March 14th
It will be 4 years since Bom last stood on stage since the 2015 MAMA with 2NE1
shinee minho
Why are you obsessed with imagining this guy banging women
supreme leader sunbaenim
I like the part where they pick that guy's leg up and use it like a gun.
I hope someone fucking shoots her lmao
*blocks your path*
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Quality couple threads, Stray Bros. Stay based and babygrilled. Gn, chads.
faggots can only think about sex, most of them were molested as children. don't hold that against stray kids though, they're actually not that bad
is han learning?
Mina sure is
she shouldn't have gotten kicked outta jyp then
gn bro
skeeter valentine lookin ass
damn. she really looks like a literal ape from the side
ugly tranny
*dabs*
most koreans do
fag
damn, i love irene's thighs
faggots
what the fuck did he say to her
chuus voice penetrates my soul.
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"works"
entire countries are banning his music
based
not my waifu
>Minho and Irene
entirely forgot this was a thing Yeri started
i heard that documentary is bullshit and the interviewees are suing because they were taken outta context
fucking muslims
Yes :3
You pull up and your gf introduces you to her friend tzuyu
the most hatable fucking rat
been busy the last few days i'll be here for dc hours tomorrow
this fucking smug bastard
wash your hands before you post
Stop. He's doing real work not piping sluts. This is why he looks like a zombie all the time.
Tzuyu is my gf
there she is
That's good :3
>Posts fat generic white girl.
Ha
MJ's? Why?
my left hand still playing with my bum
i only need 1 hand
still a loser?
cya tomorrow
nobody gives a shit trannytinny
any sluts
I reported you, why are you still here?
wtf, i just saved this picture and it was automatically named to "Bang Chans slurp slut.jpg"
Did this happen to anyone else?!?!?!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
give chubby gf
sua...
i thought it was sua too...
post more sua
i need more need more sua to slap my slippy too
she's not for that
That's Eunseo from WJSN
OMOOOO
she's definitely for that
what
who's this fat cutie
meant for
i know, i want this eunseo tho
My wife
>getting eskimo kissed by sua and eunseo at the same time
is my gf shuhua? i wouldnt leave her for tzuyuggo desu
my wife just sent me some pics
Is she a kpop idol? If not, nobody cares.
you could use that chin as a runway for a 747
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>early thread
i dont think so
it could fit my scrotum
Do NOT post in that thread
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