/metal/

>Yea Forums thread about lords of chaos
>tourists unironically saying the only good bm band is dimmu borgir

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metal without clean vocals sucks

>numale meme image
>no link to old bread
>no faq link

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If you want to make a new thread, don't do it too early and at least put a link to the previous one in the OP

>no faq
>no edition
>pewdiepie

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Based edition OP

hating on pewdiepie is pretty gay

imagine getting all worked up over "posers"

>t.

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More like poserpie LMAO!

>I don't like pewdiepie because he's popular

fags

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demo got its first review on metal archives. "I really like the sound, but the demo is too short. I give it a 60%" essentially. Thanks a lot metal shartchives.

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well you got it good dude, considering nobody likes anything on metal archives
got a link?

Is it this?
metal-archives.com/reviews/Draugaz/Demo_I/755313/NausikaDalazBlindaz/83846

I don't put too much weight to her reviews desu. Good job getting the demo picked up by Hammerbund. They're a pretty good label.

also
>put most people in a black fug
lel

You deserve it. Get aids pedo

Yeah that's it. Cheers, have a cute finn in return.

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David is from Bongistan

>people haven't forgotten about david
Hell yeah

Woah

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Speaking of reviews, this is golden.
metal-archives.com/reviews/Where_the_Light_Dies/Haikus_ov_the_Damned/717639/

That was a really positive sounding review, what the fuck why is it 60%.
Where can I DL your demo user

i really like rammstein

roast me

kys

I was looking for an upload of the album since it isn't on Bandcamp anymore and I found this.
vidlii.com/watch?v=jMVNFJsPN-_

>e-celeb
>no faq
>no prev thread
>no "X" edition

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I agree with you on everything except the faq, literally no one clicks that shit.

FAQ now has a dump of most of the cringe edits though

I haven't looked at it in eons, I thought it was still filled with outdated shit.

left

Post /trash/ metal

youtube.com/watch?v=9kV3rYQUc3A

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is the AR-15 the official rifle of /metal/?

where do i go to discuss music now that i've moved on from black metal to dark ambient?

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probably still /metal/, since dark ambient is thoroughly explored by metal musicians.

listen to death metal instead and hang around here still

Don't you forget it

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you are all a bunch of nigger cringie faggots

Based Hot Dog-eating man

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post the regular picture of abbath

you are the fucking onions
a fucking soi

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please i need the regular image very badly

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There's a beautiful tool called Google buddy

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The only corpsepaint I see that I liked was some guy who made it look like he was a sad spooky ghost.

time for Mad Max music!

youtube.com/watch?v=0BIeLkA5_-c

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DIE BITCH
DIE MOTHERFUCKER
DIE DIRTY CUNT

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check'd

>check'd

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meynach?

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Fenriz's wikipedia article describing him as a politician in the first sentence gets me every fucking time

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Hol' up he's using a strat? now that's trve black metal

Holy fuck you weren't kidding

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trve black metal is using whatever piece of shit you found dumpster diving

No not a mean ghost, a sad ghost.

Fans voted for him as a representative of his local town or something despite him telling everyone to stop voting, it was basically an accident but wikipedia has kept that "politician" description for years

Using a garbage charvel where the volume and tone knobs are literal kill switches if you move them at all. It rules.

WITNESSED

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>Despite claiming to be apolitical, Fenriz’s political career was established in 2015 when he became a vice-councilman in Oppegård council.[2] His election was reported internationally in late 2016.[3] He is on the council for a term of four years after being called by the liberal political party Venstre and agreeing to be placed on its list. In an interview with CLRVYNT, Fenris claimed "Basically, they called and asked if I wanted to be on the list [of backup representatives]... I said yeah, thinking I would be like eighteenth on the list and I wouldn't really have to do anything. They just need a list to be able to – well, it's hard to talk local politics in another language".[4] His "campaign" consisted of posting signs of him holding his cat with the caption "Please Don't Vote For Me".[5][6]

Holy shit

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...

Fuck off

>His "campaign" consisted of posting signs of him holding his cat with the caption "Please Don't Vote For Me".

i'm fucking done

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Did Fenriz really think that telling people not to vote for him would get people to vote for him for laughs? Was he this dumb or did he actually want to be elected and had a 5-D backgammon plan to reverse psychology himself into office?

The chad Fenriz
>wins even when he tries to lose

Here is said image

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how do i be kvlt like nippon?
youtube.com/watch?v=OLNeVyoVG20

stop telling me fuck off
fucking idiot

so is /metal/ now the designated Reddit thread? I guess there’s always NWN...

His facial expression says it all

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Nice try Blake, but we're still not going to buy your Judas Iscariot bootlegs.

ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦnᵍ ᵖᵒʳn

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I couldn't contain myself

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that's not cringe though, it would be more aptly titled "son".

This album is based as hell

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You can't.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xx85iRqlUR8

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He looks at a complete loss for words

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This was already memes when it occurred years ago you fucking tourist faggots. Also his party is pro-immigration so if there were any doubts about fenriz being a washed up hipster that about settles it

breaking news: varg dog just fucking mauled euronymous to death

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you are just a fucking jew
you can not just leave others alone, always the same

Best doom so far from 2019

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>mornkath
yikes i mean surely there was a better pseudonym in your head

this was pretty good too

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>not targetting immigrants makes you a washed up hipster

have you any sense of history? I think not

post BASED black metal music videos
youtube.com/watch?v=ee0yDlLhzXg

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You're right, I should have went with Jew Atomizer.

Nu-metal was fun I wish it wasn't so shit though

Not this? I dunno user

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lol

Can I get some more sludge? Yesterday someone reccd pic related and it's fuckin grimy as shit I love it.

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UGH :DDD
RUH :DD
youtube.com/watch?v=16m9VV3-AWU

Better than Where the Light Dies (lol), but every riff sounds lifted directly from Burzum. 60% is about right.

úgh
rúh
youtube.com/watch?v=ofsej3rEceQ

lol what you inbred piece of shit? contribute with something instead of just saying "lol" like the dumbfuck you are

Hammerbund is all NSBM shit. Nice job goy

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I am conflicted about this

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Yeah that's what I like, simple burzum worship. Nuthin' fancy. Speakin of, that's a good album. youtube.com/watch?v=WvvDJJJjJW0&list=OLAK5uy_nJApRV5__rYK9XN5VJflkp2yseCAy9Fbk&index=1

varg was a bio-robot designed to destroy the norwegian scene
all those exaggerated rumors of sexual predator behavior existed for a reason - there could be NO sex

lol

lol

epic

people really exaggerate the production problems on this album and it is highly underrated as a result

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>Hammerbund is all NSBM shit.
No it isn't, moron.

based hillbilly Georgian black metaller

:^) XP >;P% ;^D

:) $#>:::;"%^^^*(!)))+FUCK

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Yankees drop when it's 95 degrees and 100% humidity.

It's still the worst 90s Suffo album tho

true, only niggers can withstand it

i like it better than pierced

>DSBM artist sits alone in a room sipping wine and discussing his music with plenty of awkward pauses for 30+ minutes
is this black metal kino?
youtube.com/watch?v=1BSXXfSqgVI

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t. nu-male

poo mail

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LIFE BETRAYAL
A WARPING RAGE

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youtu.be/8OQYwHZk7vg
>Jüan

What have you listened to lately?

I'm just getting into black metal, so far listened to Mayhem, Burzum, Emperor, Ulver, and Darkthrone. What's next? Is this a deep genre?

This is essential BM

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i just wanted to thank the guy

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DEAD THREAD, DEAD GENRE

It’s an incredibly deep genre if you count all the ambient/dark ambient, dungeon synth, fusion genres and first wave

just go

that's what happens when black "metal" fanboy nerds take over

alright /metal/ gimme the rundown on WhiteChapel. When they first came out I didnt like them. Im not sure why I just heard other bands in that genre and aligned to them. Now it seems that WhiteChapel is the last standing. What made them great?

Sometimes I wonder if I would be more well adjusted if I’d not gotten into metal and never exposed to edglelords, fascism and gore more than any 14 year old should
But then again all the non metal heads I know are sad but I am happy and have the sweetest cat on earth and am friends with women

Huh? Isn’t that the Nazi noise band?

that would be whitehouse

Have you ever met a "metal girl" who ISN'T a whore?

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Emperor isn't black metal, it's symphonic metal
Ulver isn't black metal, it's ambient electronica
Darkthrone isn't black metal, it's hardcore punk

Nah you're thinking of Alex G and SOPHIE

you must be a moron if you don't like whores

Thanks for the info man, I'll update the genre on iTunes! That's about all I can do with what you just told me.

youtu.be/cJ5_LKuGWgU

Women don't even like metal. It's for attention.

Is this really good? I listened to the first two songs and it was kinda boring. Maybe it's because I was expecting something heavy and it never came.

The males are the same otherwise the women wouldn’t be whores also
>genuinely believing people should follow Christain codes of morality
Huh!

>jeans and plain t shirt
Yes
>full leather bondage get up plus band shirt
No

Whats your favorite Paysage d'Hiver album? For me its Schattengang

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If you don’t like the first song it may not be your cup of tea

I'll give it another try when I feel like listen to depressive shit. Tomorrow is a shit day, so it might be my chance.

Is this person autistic? I'm not trying to be rude. I'm legit curious because I never interacted with someone who has the tism. Also, is it a man with a high voice or a woman with a moustache?
youtu.be/4-6_vc-J118

Image search came up with her band Hulder. Lots of Burzum worship demos going on these days fuckin hell.

>Funeral doom from portland
user...

What's wrong with Portland? I'm not American, so I'm not in the know.

It is true that norwegian and finnish boys compete with black people in terms of the large size of their dicks?

Finns are
Finns in fact are the most powerful race on Earth, pic related

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hng

there are not many nordics at this time

WHERE'S DEMILICH GAY BOY

they sleep like the babies they are right now.

Demilich is Finnish? Proving my point.
I guess I can post a revision since I forgot at least Adralemech and probably a lot more.

5:57 in Norgay. I'm awake by that time everyday. I get up, make some coffee, and read for awhile.

>Norway

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Anus farting vs Inquisition frog vs Homer Simpson, who wins?
youtube.com/watch?v=R9ZXQunIyKA

Pls respond

and you have a big cock?

Archgoat and the first amorphis album aslo fucking rule

youtu.be/ucs4k96BEKA
Super underrated finnblack. Kind of like early And Oceans.

it's known for being the soi hipster/art ho capital of the west. still some good music from portland, it's probably a good place for any band to go because lots of music is popular. ritual necromancy comes to mind, i know there's more

What are some artists that are really pushing metal as a whole?

I feel like heavy raw experimental metal and punk is kinda dead. Seems like all the crazy raw experimental type shit is coming from hiphop now

metal sucks

you are wrong

...

>tfw became more well-adjusted after getting into extreme metal

I knew some weeeird people before haha

0/10 bait

Is Finntroll any good or just meme shit

WHEN IT'S COOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLD

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Depends if you like meme shit or not.

Got any links?

Seems like everyone is making black metal now but it's so samey

Ye-- no. I've known one "metal girl" and she was a full-blown whore by the time she turned 13.

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sorry mister chugging man
I need to look down so I can behold the fevers

AHH ITHSS MIGHUGGAH MEE LIKE
CHUGA
CHUGA CHUGA
CHUGA
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA

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So new Speedboozer when?

yes, actually
give me that chugga chugga chugga chugchug chugga all day
youtube.com/watch?v=m9LpMZuBEMk&frags=pl,wn

That outro is great. I love those high notes they bring in after 3:36

And here I love the cymbal choke at 4:15
followed shortly by LET FORTH THE HATEFUL

is there a more patrician USBM album?

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>gets above 50% on first try
>basically a pass were it an exam
>not happy
Mate...

Do you want it? I have everything he put up on bandcamp

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But late Bolt Thrower is good melodeath

leviathan - 10th level of something

THE CAT FROM BERLIN PLAYED THE VIOLIN

SHOW YOUR COCK

Why do you like Celtic Frost? Those fucking posers who even tried to jump on the GLAM HYPE TRAIN and then HIP

new dodsferd is out
why does it sound like budget DSO

I only have Morbid Tales. I like it. Why do you hate Glam?

FAGGOTS BLASTIN GENTLEMEN

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Why did Norwegian blackies hate death metal? was it really that big in those days?

THE CAT FROM BRAZIL CAUGHT A VERY BAD CHILL

Because death is much much better than their garbage punk rock

The cat from the USA was too fat to play.

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florida chads vs nordic betas

heehee
THE CAT FROM GREECE JOINED THE POLICE

The cat from Munich sucked my dick.

what the fuck are you fucking talking about you fucking antipeta

THE CAT FROM BENIS GOT MY PENIS

THE CAT FROM MEXICO WAS MY HO

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retard

oh look at this mexican band
youtube.com/watch?v=VdaBE0pSzGE

The cat from Lebanon thinks you're a pleb, user.

Generals gathered in their masses.
Just like witches at black masses.

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AND THE CATS OF THE GENERALS
HAD DISEASES OF THE VENEREALS

EVIL MINDS THAT PLOT DESTRUCTIOOOOOOOOOOON

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What's wrong with blacks that so often their eyes are yellow? What disease is he carrying?

Niggeritis. It is terminal. The only known cure is a lynching.

>tfw there isnt a death-doom chart
guess i have to listen to all this shit and make one for you guys

ANNNND WHEN ITS DARRKKHH

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THE FREEZING MOOOON

I GUESS IT'S THE SAME.
WHEREVER YOU MAY GO.
Oh Lord, yeah!

Bizarro Black Sabbath
youtube.com/watch?v=7qVRJmFvSS0

CARNETCH! DU DU DUN DUN DU DUN DUDUDU DU DU DUUUN

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Sorry Varg, but I'm browsing /trash/ right now. I am not repentant.

>inflated ponies
Ugh

Are these the 3 objectively best metal albums and bands?

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I don't see why not.

First month listening to metal? That's cute

post your top 3 then

Because music is subjective; that's why not.

I have been listening to Metal for 5 months now. I've never heard these three.

Listen to them ASAP man

What’ve you been listening 2

RAWR

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WHEN NIGHT FALLS
IT CLO-AKS THE WORLD IN
IMPEN-ETRABLE
AUUUUUUTIISSSMMMMMM

Reminder that Immortal, Emperor, Enslaved, and Hades Almighty are all snitches.

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chad snitches vs beta convicts

I like DragonForce

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None of these are in my top 3 but I don't disagree

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>Abigail instead of Melissa

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Who cares they’re musicians not street gangsters in LA

Abigail is a masterfully composed album and King Diamond > Mercyful Fate by far, Andy LaRocque & Mikkey Dee are fucking incredible
>Vargposters
shouldn't you be in school?

Mikkey Dee is indeed incredible but I cannot stand the production on King Diamonds albums.

>muh production
there's essentially no difference in "production" between them other than a higher budget

I love DragonForce, but only with ZP. Their first 2 albums are a sound unmatched.

Anything else like this? Doesn't matter if it has the far right themes or not, I just like how hard this shit hits.

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Valley of the Damned IMO is the best power metal album of all time, Ecliptica is second. Both are 10/10 albums and the only flaw is that Where Dragons Rule is a bonus track and not on the "main" album.

Have you heard other Finnblack?

it's just a gorgoroth/transilvanian hunger era Darkthrone. so those, and all the other finnish stuff that sounds like that (Satanic Warmaster, Horna, etc).

*clone

>I like DragonForce

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This was real good

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>actually spending time finding and saving these kinds of images
pathetic

>tfw misplaced my Mjölnir hat

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my point proven

wow someone has an open mouth
argument = destroede

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Can a nerd add Deicide to this please

>LE EPIC MAYMAY XD
kys

>Reinkaos sucked
>Better kill myself

RIP

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I see you haven't met the machine elves yet. Don't worry, one day your tiny mind will open its third eye and you'll understand

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ok then

>liking soiboy memes
ok lad

>When the police investigated the MLO after the murder of Josef ben Meddour, they interrogated its former members, who described the organisation and narrated the occult ceremonies they had attended. Rituals included meditation, invocations of demons and animal sacrifices – cats, which were bought through classified ads. During the weeks that preceded the murder of Josef ben Meddour, Vlad had been more and more extremist in his speech, and the idea of performing human sacrifices, followed by a mass suicide, was discussed at length. During a meeting at Nödtveidt's place, a list of possible victims was made. It included a former follower who had defected, band members from Dissection, and even Nödtveidt's girlfriend.
what a complete piece of garbage, he's like an actual strawman character from some 80s satanic panic propaganda film. I'm glad he's dead.

>posts "stop liking what I don't like"-tier meems
>accuses others of this very thing
eat shit

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we get it, you can stop now

there's a special place in hell for retards like you

...

I can only hope

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suck on this cock sissy boi

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>we
you have many personas in your head?
helpguide.org/articles/mental-disorders/schizophrenia-signs-and-symptoms.htm

I said suck it!

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Good, you better open that mouth for my huge cock!

As long as you read some marx with me first

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bend over for daddy

What the absolute fuck are you doing?

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They couldn't get a room.

Crashing this thread with no survivors

are you here for the orgy sir?

Nice job ruining my thread, Europe.

FUCKING EUROPE MAN

Why is doom metal so under rated?

the metal community is a sausage fest. Any woman claiming to like metal in 2019 just wants a horde of metal guys worshiping her/wants to insert herself around the sausage fest

>swedish black metal motorcycle club
vs
>norwegian black metal mafia
Who wins?

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i love rock n roll

It's not, there's just very few good albums in the genre and the rest is bloated with absolute söyery

I like Norway better than Sweden, so Norway.

lotta boring hipstercore gets a lot of articles and reviews, burying the good stuff and making it harder to find

CAAAAARNIIII
VAAAAL BIZARRE

The real question is who would have won if the Dark war between Norway and Finland had escalated into a total war.

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faggot

new thread, this thread is already fucking dead