/metal/

you know these slow breakdowns in death metal, where the ride goes:
tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak
and the drums go:
dum................. bah................. dum................. bah.................

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Ugly white girls trying to be sexy in black dresses and metal fans drooling over them is probably why I think so poorly of metal.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qlk34jZy3iQ
deathrash

hey that's pretty cool my dude.

Rap metal.

Hopefully someone itt can help me with something

A random braincell fired off and I just remembered this album I used to listen to in high school that I can't remember the name of for the life of me

Pretty sure it was pretty atmospheric metal, the album cover was really grey and had some big crow creature on it. Also I'm fairly sure the title was french, les something

that's really all I got, maybe one of you know what I'm talking about, used to see it on here pretty often

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:D :3 xD

youtube.com/watch?v=kF9cTzXZZ4U

Fuck yes, thank you so much friend

Dio Sabbath > Ozzy Sabbath

come at me bros

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE DUMB ASS
DUMMY

glad I helped c:

Are any of you thots into U.K. garage

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Why does the guy in Inquisition sound like that? Is this serious or a joke?

don't kill a man for being right

rate my work in progress
frog vokills are based and a tourist filter.

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based and frogpilled

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I prefer massive jungle

I like breakcore and dnb.

To filter out the plebs.

because he's gay

Post your 3x3s lads

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*pedo

It's supposed to sound like a 1000 years old cosmic wizard

dio sabbath sucks along with most other nwobhm

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based

>he can't into NWOBHM

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should I post more of my progress on or should I wait until it's done to post?

Wait til its done.

>there is no other album besides Bonded by Blood that captures the original violence of thrash metal like this

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>La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Volume 1
FUCKIN BASED!

WHAT ARE YOU BLASTIN' BUDDY?

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youtube.com/watch?v=dEsY6iVIXGM

judas priest is the only good major nwobhm band

WHERES THE FUCKING ALBUM YOU HACKS

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>Judas Priest

>NWOBHM

Oh fuck no.

youtube.com/watch?v=p3SXIWS7rBQ

I finished the Inquisition edit. What band/album text should I add to it, if any?

forgot to post the image

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Fucking Lil Pump and Paradise Lost on the same chart

Dude get your music taste straight

That is incredible user

Can we all just take a minute to appreciate what a fucking brilliant streak of albums Mercyful Fate/King Diamond have from 1986-1990? I consider all of those record 10/10 and the only year they didn't release anything was 1985 because of the split-up. King Diamond is also one of the few bands where with those golden age albums, I can't find any filler or duds.
Has any other band matched this?

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only death is real

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>you just noticed the moustache

Hard Rock bands try to be AC/DC whereas metal bands try to be Iron Maiden.

bretty gud

Blasphemy, Conqueror, Revenge, Black Witcery, Archgoat, what more do I need?

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Really? The mustache & sideburns are pretty iconic.

so basically become Kerry King?

In Swedish, none. Everything from Jethro Tull to Marduk is hard rock.

what sideburns?

you can see them on the album sleeve I posted...

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Wonder if they'll throw us for a loop and release an actual black metal album this time?

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this isn't boring minimalist electronic bullshit general

what album sleeve?

No, but it's a boring bullshit general, so it encapsulates everything I posted.

youtube.com/watch?v=K5HfVcjUbbw

okay nevermind, this bait is too abstract for me

what bait?

heavy metal is objectively the least boring genre of music in existence

It isn't heavy metal that's the problem. It's the virgin neckbeards that hivemind around the same 5-6 albums and screech when someone make jokes about Ulver.

what was the joke?

Essentially, "wonder if they'll not suck ass this time around", but you acted like I violated your Trve Norwegian (TM) safespace.

Ulver sucks. They should have renamed the band when they started beeping.

Just like Metallica should have when they started playing cowboy music.

Metallica's cowboy music is based

their early computer albums are some of their best though

Retard here. What time signature is the riff that starts at 2:47 on?
youtu.be/eTalOqTaYgM

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1 bar of 4/4 and 1 bar of 7/8, or 15/8

Oh yeah, I see now. Thanks user.
I thought it was like 3 bars of 4/4 and one of 3/4.

nah it's just really slow tempo it seems

Iron Maiden had a 7 album streak

good album

>going to slayer, anthrax, behemoth tomorrow
>most excited for behemoth
what is wrong with me? am i gay?

post your favourite death, doom, and drone albums of the year so far. i need to catch up brehs

>show no mercy

Behemoth are the least gay of the 3, so maybe you're just bi.

Ossuarium - Living Tomb and Seer's Vol. 6

only hardcore gabber, acid and similar

Not of 10/10s they don't...

yep ,couldn't agree more

>In Flames - (This Is Our) House
lmao what the fuck is this shit, a new low even for neo-in flames

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More complicated somg structures, faster tempo in general, more accent on riffs instead of chord harmonies

But Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal is a good album

It’s more NWOBHM than thrash

none

retard

what do you need the barbed wire for?

Listening to and enjoying pic related rn

Are you guys mad?

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I think I've found my current favorite band and genre
youtube.com/watch?v=h_OdhuFsD-c
youtube.com/watch?v=7jAldEdemTs
It's so dumb yet great.

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I'm fuming. Everything except the singles sucked

Every metal album you listen to now either has Demilich vokills or Inquisition vokills. Choose.

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Toilets > frogs

How does /metal/ feel about getting album artwork as a tattoo? Pic related

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tattoos are stupid and gay,

Going to listen to outer space whales next

never get a band related tattoo, the reasons should be obvious especially if the band is still active/alive

>suicideboyz
get this poser trash outta here and listen to some real memphis shit you fucking wimp

youtube.com/watch?v=9loIw0dI9n4

i doubt there's a better band than peste noire.

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Is punk still a thing?

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What album are you going to listen to in its entirety today, /metal/?

youtube.com/watch?v=HdALQEe9WuM

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ain't heard it yet but it sounds interesting from what i've skimmed of a couple tracks

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>everyone likes local act
>Go see them live to see what's going on
>Mgla worship boring riffs in songs over 10 minutes long

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>Ugh
>Ruh
I haven't laughed so heartily in a long time.

Which band?

>Persecution Mania
>Endless Pain and Pleasure to Kill

RAISE THE CHALICE

To whoever said that Chris Reifert’s vocals on Mental Funeral sound like Mr. Krabs doing death growls a few threads back I now cannot unhear that whenever I listen to Autopsy

>carnivore self titled

Hard Rock gives you pussy with consent
Metal doesn't

All those kids peepee's did a real number on his throat.

last number of your post is the nokturnal mortum member you have to fap to

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roll

Shit yeah I got Knjaz Varggoth

rolling

damn this thread is slow

youtube.com/watch?v=yAfqf7pxp9o

pick one

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>söiilation

Right but it wins just barely, both in my top 5 black metal records probably
Pick one and post two albums

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youtu.be/tezKr_Vd8To

How did they manage to make such a based album? Not a single song I dislike.

Left

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>song fades out without a proper ending

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NEW ALIEN FUCKER STUFF!!
youtube.com/watch?v=UN3eFri8Pt0

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So, is Taake the most overrated black metal band of all time?

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Literally any "cascadian" bm band or popular blackgaze band

Right
Pick one

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I don't consider those bands black metal to begin with.

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See the idea was that you autists should reply with two albums of your own

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left, also how do you upload two pics?

>Not recognizing MF's 90s material.
Leave the hall.

No
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>Ugh
>Rugh
Forgot
>Ough

I'm genuinely not sure if this is advanced bait or you're that new

Left

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sentientruin.bandcamp.com/album/imminent-horror
This is breddy juicy sounding

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Right but barely, both 10's
Right

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I thought that record was waaay too long at over a fucking hour

Left but both are amazing albums.
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I can't get into Mortal Throne of Nazarene. The production just sucks.

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the fashion, and hard rock is exclusively for homos

But does it rock HARD?

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MEGADETH
METALLICA
ANTHRAX
SLAYER

what a gay thread
left, right, left, right

What's some actual medieval black metal instead of just calling something that clearly doesn't sound medieval, medieval?
>inb4 satyricon's debut

not as gay as you

What's some good metal to contemplate ever-deepening depression to?

this is the closest to metal i can think of

youtube.com/watch?v=e8aQm3SoyI4

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Have been trying to get into slam metal recently, what a fucking aural abortion of a subgenre. Holy shit, this is one of the worst things I've found in a while. I haven't heard a SINGLE song that was memorable or that I found musically interesting.

New Funereal Presence has some medieval vibes to it, though they're mostly textural/lyrical throwbacks rather than a genuine sound. I'd recommend 'La sanie des siecles:...' by Peste Noire as well, has some medieval vibes sprinkled in there.

youtube.com/watch?v=2QFNR_BfOnc

Xasthur.

whats some life metal?

That's because it's labeled as slam metal. If you instead want to listen to death metal that slams, I'd try immolation or suffocation :)

I actually really like Immolation, Suffocation not as much.

townsend's album biomech is pretty life-affirming and uplifting

I just listen to Hank Williams if I need a good cry

Appalling Spawn

Word. Hank or Patsy Cline does it for me.

youtube.com/watch?v=M09hXbzXW5I
youtube.com/watch?v=oBGmPbOXFHQ

oh baby it'll rock you HARD

just postin the best MA album

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which is the rawest, naughtiest snare drum you've heard?

>Megadeth Likes Life
10/10 video

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youtube.com/watch?v=iCHeGBo2jXU

best album cover, but i prefer altars

Yeah yeah join the club

Beherit, Sacramentary Abolishment, Axis of Advance, Teitanblood. I'd say those are the best the genre has to offer aside from the ones you posted.
youtu.be/lUHa_-zYaGw
youtu.be/5FXkmRsbt0Y
youtu.be/vTZkv-H56G4
youtu.be/K2j9NMwcza0

post more prog metal

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My ex I'm still in love with listened to them. I didn't want these feels today.

based

>Masöydon

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oh i forgot, only the cringiest of death metal is allowed on here, my bad

>when the first blast beat hits
youtube.com/watch?v=FjsYMSheiV0

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>oh i forgot, only the cringiest of death metal is allowed on here, my bad

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thoughts on these guys?

gatecreeper.bandcamp.com/

get fucked faggot

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>genre tourist thinks his opinion has any worth

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>get fucked faggot

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>get fucked faggot

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Mastodon is good
Tool is good
Gojira is good

deal with it you corpse paint loving queers

>post more prog metal

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oh my god

s/t EP is their best

>Mastodon is good
>Tool is good
>Gojira is good

>deal with it you corpse paint loving queers

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>Mastodon is good
>Tool is good
>Gojira is good
>getting pegged is good
>letting Tyrone fuck your wife is good
what did he mean by this?

Based Jimmyposter

give me a (you) when you quote me you little bitch

holy shit
varg is le doge??

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War is good
Famine is good
AIDS is good
Gang violence is good
Crack cocaine is good

Deal with it you humanist fucks

he's dumb as a dog thats for sure

>give me a (you) when you quote me you little bitch

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>stop barking

listen it is all a matter of perspective

Ret's find rout!

All of these kill more blacks than whites so yeah

>Stop humping furniture.

What did he mean by this?

>listen it is all a matter of perspective
justify Existence

t. Shitskin

how the hell am i supposed to do that

Dissection still sucks

why don't you all like Gojira though, I don't understand

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some of us like
I just can't get pass the
>ENVIROMENT LOL
type of lyrics, everything else is actually good, drummer's a beast

I've never once paid attention to their lyrics, basically never do when I'm listening to metal

Literally buttmetal

I've actually met a guy who had Altar Of Madness on his arm

I also met a guy who had Kings Of Metal tattooed on his back.

did the tattoos look retarded and were they both retards or no

wish someone could explain to me what buttmetal is

if it includes everything from gojira to meshuggah then what the hell is it?

but all the women in that band photo are hot

What's wrong with this type of lyrics, faggot?

they're cheese for death metal
but I don't really mind them that much

this post is peak shreddit in every way

>Stop Stupidity
Fucking thanks Varg, only someone who has awakened to the "True Pagan Wisdom"(tm) can come up with such a thought-provoking solution

heh, after seeing this post I knew exactly what song the other user was responding to

The first song on their 2016 album has 7/8 closely followed by 11/8 iirc, it's fucking amazing.

ye but Gateways was the foundation of the Gojira style so therefore the best album

>tfw every friend I invited to a concert is flaking out on me

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Remember kids, bands that love their fans don't do drum solos. Especially at live shows.

Thanks. I already enjoy several Beherit and Teitanblood releases.

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to my 17 year old self they looked mighty.

It was the day after Quorthon "died" and there was a big festival in my country and I saw tgose guys there. I didn't talk to them, except a few words exchanged with the guy with Altars. He and some friends brought a banner dedicated to Quorthon.

sorry your friends are lame poseurs user. I know some metalheads irl but it seems like they hardly care about going to concerts unless it's memejira or something.

What does metal feel like on LSD?

LSD is for dirty hippies

fucking epic

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like attacking the church while being bewitched

I like early Memphis shit too buddy.

I bet you think Juicy J sold out because he does make the same music he mad in 96 or some retarded shit, absolutely get fucked

>Ghostemane

His new album is the only good one my guy

>Stop the Judification of Europe via Christianity
uhh, varg? Where have you been for the past 20 years

Metal sounds best on beer

Name a better black metal album than these two.

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his new album is just as bad as all his others

What's the most obscure merch you own? Your buddy's shit band doesn't count

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>omg you all are tourists
>better post my cancerous meems

>Stop Civilization
lmfao, said a yt celeb
Stop vlogging faggot

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there is shit ton, just to name a few
Bestial Warlust
Death Worship
Eskhaton
Knelt Rote
Deiphago
Nuclearhammer
Truppensturm
Tetragrammacide
Tyrants Blood
Lust
Sadomator
Chrworsch

Black Millenium (Grimly Reborn)

Thanks, will check them out.

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is cocaine a thing in War Metal ?

Bolt Thrower is not melodeath you fucking retard

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>no caveman cult mentioned yet
youtube.com/watch?v=S09QLTySBdI

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Very low effort, D minus

make new thread

go to bed, necrobutcher.

>power metal fag thinks he's above mayhem fags
you're both faggots

new thread

what the fuck are you doing retard

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>early thread

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Saving this general from utter degeneracy, one meme at a time

where's abbath hotdog poster

it was a joke you fucking pedro

magma is best gojira imo

>makes a failed "meme"
>creates a new thread with his shit meme to get attention
>samefags his own thread
you need to go back

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can we just move to the other thread? this one sucks

real thread

fucking IDIOT

fuck off faggot

too early retard

how bad is it realising katatonia has such old albums just now?

>has never made original content
>has never posted the general OP

there's no need to be jealous, buddy.

ever feel like dancing

imagine thinking that making shit OC is an excuse to make a new thread fucking 50 posts early and then samefag it

Seventh Son of the Seventh Son is a redpilled pick
only x factor would be more redpilled

S E E T H E

Which thread do we go to next? Or should we make a new one at the bump limit?

who cares everyone in these threads is fucking gay anyways

I vote for making a good one, 20 posts left in this one as is either way

Don't post on the other threads, they're meme bullshit. We should move on to a new, real thread after hitting 300 replies here

Wanna go out sometime?

>bass & vocals
>mullet
>porn moustache
>literally nude except for bullet belts and chains
can you get any more based

so...................new thread when?

Yea Forums for you. shits on Mgla and listens to Kriegsmaschine
t. like both

At least one of the new faggy threads has this one linked.

We’ll make the thread at 310

Keep shitposting till the bump limit

*ahem*
attention everyone
FUCK NIGGAS

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Now that's a good edition topic

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Fuck it dood

Niggers.

kys

NEW ACTUAL THREAD IS HERE

That's wrong

what's right?

left

can you just go to and shut up?

was trying to find a 'pick one' gojira image until I realized you were just being very very funny

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youtu.be/e-ZVkESecXk

Migrate