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>>Women can't make good meta-
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saw this here a while ago, it was pretty good
>Women can't make good music
fixed
Males rise up
Excuse me
>honk
venom is great ...say it
Underrated
>as a social constr-
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deathrash
>"I can do anything I want, you can't tell me what to do" Not everyone deserves a gold star for just trying. Stop being a faggot.
what's your favorite BM album of the 2010s
I dont have
I am here to know new music through all of you :3
Venom is great
not really "pure" BM tho, my fav pure BM of the decade would be Forteresse's Thèmes pour la rébellion
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This album is so good
>AND ALL OF OUR SHADOWS
>ARE ASHES AGAINST THE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNN
WE GOT A 747 COMING DOWN IN THE NIGHT
THANK YOU, NEXT (THANK YOU, NEXT)
THANK YOU, NEXT (THANK YOU, NEXT)
THANK YOU, NEXT (THANK YOU)
I'M SO FUCKIN' GRATEFUL FOR MY EX
it's real grind hours
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Seriously, I want one of you faggots to listen to this and discuss it with me
Even if only to tell me my taste in music is shit
Anyone given Vile Luxury a good listen? Haven't gotten to it yet
Alright sounds good. Give me 48 min
Bathory sucks
Thank you, user :3
honestly, I'd love to fuck him/her so hard s/he won't be able to walk straight for a week
You’re gay
Gojira
your thoughts?
Terra Incognita > space whale
no
NOW I CAN SEE THE WHAAAAAAAALES
Buttmetal
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
looks like another reddit general
>KILL EM ALL
>not posting anything from KeA
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>Gojira
>your thoughts?
>t.
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chug chugchug chuga chuga chug chugchugchug
the thread is ruined already
maybe
I SAW
I SAW MONSTERS
I like Gojira, I think they're alright
>this thread
There has not been one (1) good /metal/ thread in ages
I've found that you have to search for new shit outside of generals.
Much like how the best threads on any board are unrelated to the topic.
COWABUNGA DOOD
maybe, if you have a feminine dick
yea but Meshuggah though
>I've found that you have to search for new shit outside of generals.
Yea Forums outside of /metal/ is abysmal for metal
>Burzum/Mayhem
They're great, especially live.
I LIKE BLACK METAL MOM!
>The loudest store in the mall
gag
What do you guys think about female fronted power metal like pic related? I think its pretty good.
sorry, I would like to correct the last one
>Yea Forums is abysmal
Fixed
He-hey guys :3
I like In Nomine Satanas, now I am one of you? I told you that I was cool
Burzum is unironically one of the most consistently good metal acts ever
Excluding Daudi Baldrs lmao
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>Yea Forums is full of women
fixed
Where in my post did I say Burzum is bad?
LMAO
Honestly, wasn't going into this expecting much. When it comes to metal, i have a few bands that listen to, and stick with that.
The opener is the weakest song on the album imo. It isn't a bad song, just a little boring and generic. The rest of album, however, really suprised me with how many good riffs there are. You can tell that this band isn't afraid of any elitists from the creativity found throughout.
I only started to like the vocals after the opener, but they kept growing on me from there. The songwriting was very fresh and interesting. Solid 7-8/10 from me.
Tagging you on this post too just in case
Gimme your best sludge, you greasy fuckers.
Fuck you
Gojira is good
Honestly, that's exactly how I felt. The vocals can be a bit to cope with at the first listen. I got a vinyl of their previous album, Earth Suck, for my buddy and he said that the vocals are listed as "Angry Voice" in the personnel section lol.
In any case, I agree. The opener builds up well but then just sort of goes, but it leads into the rest of the album which sounds very sure of itself.
What was your favorite track? Mine is a toss up between Diver and Mercury in Retrograde Virus.
Their debut album is alright and Earth Suck is also good, albeit less heavy of the psycheldics than Whatever Forever.
Plus their album art is usually top tier.
Thanks for humoring me, user. I really appreciate it. Glad you liked it! Cheers
hey Anthrax is pretty good
pretty much anything that sir n. or svartadauthuz shits out
y'all seriously dont like anything ITT i swear to god, it's always "[any metal band] is bad" with /metal/
Yes it is
>posts a popular overproduced band that only appeals to onionboys
>'wtF meal hates every band!!!'
Welcome to Yea Forums, s o y l e t.
ARE YÖÜ READY FÖR MÖRE SEPÜLCHRAL LEATHER THRASHING ÖCCÜLT RIFFS, /MEAL/?
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you're falling for trolling
Sunbather is badass. fuck all of you
post your favorite non-4/4 song. no stupid tech death shit that changes signatures 20 times.
the other day ppl ITT were saying that "Bleed" isn't even a song because it's not really music and that Meshugga is just a prog- circlejerk fest, presumably because it's too challenger for the listener or whatever. Now you don't like Gojira because its too basic and normie-friendly. Posted some power metal and everyone was saying that it's corny and boring.
name a band that this general even likes please
Bathory
If you like Gojira, listen to Morbid Angel's Gateways to Annihilation, which is basically what Gojira's entire career is dedicated to imitating
THERE'S NO POWER
WHAT DO WE DO
Does anyone know that Meshugga song that goes CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGA CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUG?????
You can leave now
varg dog
varg dog
pretty cool
Bathory sucks dick
Anytime! Thanks for showing me, i'll definitely be checking them out more. Fav track was definitely Diver. Any other bands you suggest?
>Gateways to Annihilation
first album cover I ever encountered in the form of a poster, in a poster/memorabilia store. It was probably recent too at that time. I always thought the title was the most badass metal album name ever.
Some guy in here told me that it's Azagthoth's/MA's guitar shtick to sound like they are playing the record backwards and somebody told me that that's what they do in Immortal Rites, but they also repeat it in the Thy Kingdom COme demo. Additionally, it wouldn't be feasible or even imaginable to write music that you couldn't replicate live.
See
I like bands with leather thrashing öccült sepülchral riffs, myself
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>Morbid Angel
that band is cringe metal trash
nice
>Anytime! Thanks for showing me, i'll definitely be checking them out more. Fav track was definitely Diver. Any other bands you suggest?
THE WAY OF ALL FLESH
WAY
OF
ALL
FLESH
Probably ill see them for the second time with the new slipknot tour, sucks about volbeat though
ok buddy
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Welcome to Yea Forums newbie
Well I'm sort of like you, in the sense that I usually just stick to a handful of metal bands.
But recently I was let onto this guy, That 1 Guy. I wouldn't say it's metal but it certainly can get really groovy at times.
The shtick is that he invented his own instrument because he felt limited by his upright bass.
He makes music like nothing I have really ever heard, short of maybe Primus mixed with Tom Waits. I believe he has also opened for Buckethead a few times.
His sense of humor is also golden.
A bit different than what we have already discussed but if you are looking for more music in general, not just more metal, this is definitely an underrated gem.
listening to that heavy metal oh hell yeah
LOL SO RANDOM XD
/meal/ != mu
>*actual* discussion???
>in MY /metal/????!!?
>I don't fucking think so
muh suga? stop talking about hiphop ITT
weird for a redditor to say that
Answer me this question fellow /metal/heads, how come metal has outlasted all other rock music subgenres, or done so well in comparison? All other forms of rock music are either dead or dying it seems to me
the power of autism t b h
Shut up
Based sepulchral riffsposter
That's fucking awesome, I play the upright bass! Never heard of him before, thanks!
Rock developed for ~20 years, peaked in the 70s/early 80s creatively, and was squeezed for the last drops of pop viability in the early 2000s. Metal peaked in the 90s/early 2000s creatively (at that same ~20 year mark) and will probably follow the exact same trend.
>That's fucking awesome, I play the upright bass! Never heard of him before, thanks!
idk man, metal is still going along pretty good and meanwhile the rest of rock music is just about dead
nah
Metal is barely skittering along, give it 10 more years.
what is patrician hottopic-core?
rank the metal genres
METAL IS HERE TO STAY
Rock will be dead in the future while metal will still find new ways of making caveman riffs
slayer
>I play the upright bass!
Oh shit that's fucking cool, man. That's my girlfriend's primary instrument too! I am envious of both of you, I can only noodle around on a guitar.
What kind of music do you normally listen to? Favorite artists??
I actually managed to catch That 1 Guy in Cleveland a couple weeks ago and it was some of the craziest shit I had ever seen. I hope you dig him!
>Doesn't believe in metal
Die poser
What is your problem? Never held a conversation with someone before?
Venom sucks
just ignore this faggot
>What is your problem? Never held a conversation with someone before?
How new to metal are you
One of the most popular metal websites is called “metal sucks” for a reason
This general is full of a wide variety of different tastes
My tastes are all over the place. The only real constant is Metallica for some reason. Right now I've been listening to a lot of free jazz and post-rock. Favorite artists, honestly I don't even have favorite artists anymore. You?
Nice, Metallica (as cringy as they can be) is what got me into metal so many years ago. Their first three (maybe four lmao) albums are excellent. Recently got Ride the Lightning on vinyl and I have been blasting the hell out of it.
What are some good post rock acts to check out?
In terms of metal, my usual listens are Primus, Burzum, Metallica, and Electric Wizard.
But I'm really into Pink Floyd too, probably my favorite band of all time. Tbh recently got into Yes as well and I can't believe I have never heard this shit before. Close to the Edge / Fragile are monumental albums.
He’s stated already that he’s not a metal head and is just visiting us
You should be nice and welcome him as a guest to our great hall
If you don’t like Bathory you don’t like metal
any of you guys heard of 3teeth? Industrial metal band that have been around for a few years
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No one make fun of this, he’s our guest now
Give him some riffs
GET OUT AND SIGH NO MORE
GET OUT AND SIGH NO MORE
I'm way better at metal than you.
yea make sure you apologize for liking metallica, there's a good boy
hello
Show me in that post where he apologizes
HEAVEN CAN WAIGHT FOR ANOTHER DAAYYYY
CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO REASON TO LEAVE
King Crimson is the superior prog band
I've only listened to ITCOTCK
What else should I listen to
>insert faces of Yea Forums image here
Checking out their S/T right niw
This is pretty cool user
Starless and Bible Black, Larks Tongues, Red, and Discipline. They have some great live stuff too, check out Great Deceiver and Absent Lovers.
HIS GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
Ride the Lightning was my first album on vinyl, SO sick.
If you don't know the Yea Forums meme post-rock band, Godspeed You! Black Emperor is good, especially F#A#Infinity and Lift Your Skinny Fists. The album Enter by Russian Circles is also good, specifically Death Rides a Horse. They're somewhere between post-rock and post-metal. Tertia by Caspian is fantastic
All great bands, especially Floyd. Listened to TPATGOD for the first time today, such a good listen.
>You should be nice and welcome him as a guest to our great hall
>What are some good post rock acts to check out?
not him, but Cartographs
fuck dudes Rainbow Eyes is getting to me
Islands, Discipline and Larks Tongue
everyone on /metal/ has long hair though
It’s been proven in various threads
omg but I just arrived
what happened?
Is numetal safe on here? Is it on a revival? first vein now this?
based and redpilled
it really do though
>first vein now this?
wat
source?
>SO sick
user if you keep typing like this I won’t be able to keep defending you
It's always Nu Metal hours
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>metal is still going along pretty good
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I unironically think it’s better than the original of both
i feel like nu metal had the same sort of popularity as grunge
If numetal replaced grunge, what has replaced numetal?
>YOU ARE BEWITCHED
Is this from The Ascent? Pretty baste
>Yea Forums meme post-rock band
Lol I am aware of them. A few years ago I got my roommate at the time a copy Skinny Fists on vinyl. Memes aside, it sounds pretty cool on that format.
I will check out those other bands though, you have great taste, user!
Metalcore from hot topic.
Djent
You’re right I should’ve called him a tourist from the start
i was literally thinking the same thing lmao
first then
mmm so good
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I BIND UNTO MYSELF
It's less appealing to the mainstream, which has allowed it to avoid the stagnation that occurs when bands try to appeal to a wider audience. This also allows metal bands lots of room to experiment and still be successful within the genre.
I forgot to ask, how do you rate your top three Floyd albums?
But the album is SO sick bro. I don't understand. Have you not listened to Metallica or something? It's a Metallica fan thing homie B)
sounds like hip hop
Who was the girl in the cloak running from Messiah in the music video? She’s kinda cute
Don't listen to Floyd enough to not get flamed, but probably: Piper, The Wall, and then DSOTM. You?
What’s some dumb shit you thought when you were first getting into metal?
I thought def leppard were American and Metallica were British
Thanks anons
I thought David Lee Roth was the lead singer of Led Zeppelin
I used to think Black Sabbath was from the 40's or 50's, needless to say i was pretty retarded
SOMEBODY DANCED ON MY GRAVE
LET ME BE
Varg
>in an alternative universe one of the Elvis's early inspirations was Black Sabbath
Favourite black sabbath album, I wanna listen to more of their music but don’t know which album to listen to. Any suggestions?
Eh, I've found that people will argue about their best albums to the end of time. It's all just personal preference because they're all so good.
Mine are Wish You Were Here, Dark Side of the Moon, and Obscured by Clouds.
But you could really put any album, in any position, and someone will be there to tell you that you are either a patrician or pleb
Or tourist lmao.
Anyway, I'm about to nod off so I'll sign out of my Yea Forums account here. Thanks for the chat and the recommendations, user!
Best /metal/ in a long time.
that actually sounds interesting
Listen to Born Again or Heaven and Hell, seriously they're pretty good
The Ascent is b&w
But most definitely is kino
have you tried Dio era Sabbath yet? if not then try Heaven and Hell
Thanks to you too!
IT'S THE SIGN
IT'S THE SIIIIIIIIIIGN
THE SIGN OF THE SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTHERN CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>Heaven and Hell
Mob Rules is the best Dio era Sabbath album
now you're thinking with portals
In what universe? because it certainly isn't this one
Opinions on Stoner metal? Example here: youtube.com
Ignoring all söyposting listen to Electric Wizard for the riffage
DUDE
Shit you're right, could have sworn that was Anatoly Solonitsyn
OM - God is Good
You guys were cute I wish I could make meaningful connections with people
Dude weed lmao
Heaven and Hell is great but Mob Rules is objectively the best one, Heaven and Hell is probably 2nd though
I wish I had never seen that picture
I have listened to OM already as its the bassist from Sleep. Pretty good
>y'all
Forgot this wasn't Twitter?
the one Forteresse one with the village on fire
>rifflord.bandcamp.com
GOOD LORD THANK YOU MY DUDE
Here is your you, Saor sucks. Get better at atmoblack.
that album sounds super boring
I prefer euro stoner
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I definitely see the resemblance, had me second guessing myself for a second
top tier Polish band
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I mean, euro stoner sound, not stoner made in europe
electric wizard is not a metal band, stop calling them metal
Pretty neat desu but I would like to see Sleep live. The guitarists rig is just a wall of Orange cabs
kek
I used to get Watain and Arcturus confused for a while (as well as other pairs of artists confused with each other e.g. Incantation and Vital Remains).
I kept thinking Led Zeppelin were American.
I used to think the reason Watain threads are banned on NWN! was because the people there loved Watain too much and were making too many threads about how they liked them.
I used to think Houde-era Kataklysm's lyrics and logo were completely original and 100% devised by Houde himself (not taken or inspired from other media).
I used to think/sometimes thought the song "Necropolis" on Vader's Tibi Et Igni was a cover song.
missed opportunity not to call that image Eternal Nightmare.
Cathedral's first album is some of the best shit ever, but I've yet to hear anything like it
or Nexus of Teeth
why does metal have to have such a weird cringy aesthetic all the time? the paint and the outfits are just embarrassingly bad and take away from the awesome music for me
For some reason I thought for a while that Vader formed as a Judas Priest cover band at first.
Stoned Jesus - Black Woods
just close your eyes nigga
corpse paint is cool, but I do wish metal fashion were less wigger-ish sometimes
maybe if it were run through deepart
filtered
>cringy
Blech
if you scroll up you will find a guy that referred to Primus as a metal band, i really want to believe that he is not a troll
What would be fitting aesthetic for metal in your opinion?
A ROOM
A BED
AND LOTS OF FOOD TO EAT
shut the fuck up
I thought the murders and church burnings in Norway’s were carried out by fans of black metal, I had no idea Varg even made music let alone that it was seen as a classic of the genre
just wear normal clothes desu, outfits like cowboy shit in country or hip gangster wannabe shit in hiphop are always bad
dressing up like it's halloween is childish and awful and dumb
I just see primus as redneck "metal" with a few of their songs.
Les claypool was considered to be in metallica in the past lmao
>I thought the murders and church burnings in Norway’s were carried out by fans of black metal
but they were
>JUST BE NORMAL
yeah very fitting aesthetic for metal
yep
Yeah, this look is so entertaining
looking like normal dudes instead of adults dressed to go trick or treating, good deal
At least black metal backed up its edge.
When I think of metal, I think of these guys
I didn’t think any of them made music or that Norway even had a metal scene
I was 13 and mostly listened to iron maiden and was just picking buts up from edgelord comments on old Internet forums
>just wear normal clothes desu
it's the opposite, I think metalheads clothes are not original enough
the guy in the center should really be at the back
fuck off retard
not everything has to be homogenized to appeal to your estrogen infused tastes
Yeah all that edgy shit kind of had to happen otherwise they would’ve been a total joke
What the fuck would you call them
Srs, listen to My Name Is Mud or even any of Pork Soda and tell me that shit isn't a subgenre of metal
>Bible Black
Uhhhh I just googled this??????!
Yeah, it's always leather and spiky vambraces.
He is the one that looks with more confidence
hard rock
Only black is real
Dude, this shit is fucking awesome. Thanks for the recc
funk rock
Yeah but you see metal has a sense of spectacle, and, for example, leather and spikes give off a sense of that. Even then, plenty of thrash and death metal bands wear just shirts and jeans with sneakers and still look cool.
What do you think metalheada should wear user?
If it were more extreme and flamboyant it would just be goth
"no"
I think his confidence is fake.
Did you get vintage classic hentai instead user
Funk METAL
:^)
maybe breeches
obligatory
Yes, it's a shame I already masturabted to girls pretending to be boys pretending to be girls fifteen minutes ago
Type O Negative just wore jeans and a t shirt and they all looked cool but they also made a point of being ripped so they looked good on stage
Pirate metal fan?
greatest american thrash band
>What do you think metalheada should wear user?
something artistically original, with some thought applied to it. Something that has its origin in your own experience. Something that steers up emotions other than stale "hey, it's that metal guy, he likes metal".
not another bullet belt heavy metal/punk costume party.
>not having enough testosterone to masturbate multiple times in a row
heh
but it is not black metal
Peter Steele looked pretty badass when he wore spikes and all that other good stuff
*stirs up
I think metal should take a primal nature to heart, and wear experimental practical clothing. I heard somewhere that breeches are comfortable and serve their purpose well.
dude looked like a fucking Castlevania character, he could dress up like the fags from Versailles and still make it look good
I watched a few videos of peter steele and he just joked about a lot and considering his physique it just makes it even funnier. Then theres the video of him literally ripping the strings out of his bass at a live show
how about like Imperial Triumphant's masks?
or some other distinct/unique costume or parts of a costume. I'm thinking like how Attila was/is known for wearing a variety of unique costumes.
Hm but kind of outfit would that translate to ?
Is it possible to learn this power?
not from a redditor
If you stop watching porn and don’t masturbate for a bit you should be able to
it's obviously better when they create their own costumes that look cool. but I also feel like there can be more nonchalant fuck all kind of attitude. when they're aware that they are a fucking rock band, you know what I mean
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couldn't tell the difference between iron maiden and hard rock
what's the deal with Watain? It's one of those bands for me, where you read abvout them and have known about them most of your life but never listened to them.
I love you user
T-thanks
I thought hammerfall's cover of rising force was original.
I thought Emotive by A Perfect Circle was all original songs and not covers
if you're referring to on nwn, everytime Watain gets brought up it starts a shitstorm because most people hate the band but a vocal minority love them
melodeath sucks
I absolutely love wish you were here. Mine personally would be wish you were here, animals and the wall
Will there be any new Deafheaven tracks this year?
Like it or not, but Slipknot was a defining band for metal. More so than your obscure and irrelevant black metal noise. Calling them anything but prodigal, and I mean this unironically, is being tunnel visioned to an extreme.
Hopefully there won't be any new tracks ever
Nah. They broke up after the band members were discovered to be cheating on each other, with each other.
What did they even do for metal?
Contribute to a subgenre that no one gives a fuck about anymore?
...
I have no idea. See, you want it to exist already, yet I don't know what it may be, and I don't want to strengthen this ready-made culture of spectators and "good managers" who will feed me prefabricated packages of entertainment. Everyone just says "really, what do you mean? show it to me right now!"
Lords of Chaos was so terrible
Ulcerate pulls this off the best
I didn't know effect pedals and amp gain were a thing, I thought all tone came from the guitar itself, and metal guitarists had some special kind of guitar that made them sound the way they do.
:D