Apex Legends parody of "King of Carrot Flowers"

>when you were young you were the king of apex leeeeeegends
>and how you built a zipline going through the treeeees
>in holy mastiffs that blow up all the threeeeees
>and blood hound would try to use the vision to spot the noob
>and wraith would throw the portals all across the floor
>as we would flex and loot off of the bodies that are no longer are moooore

>and this is the crate that has the legendary body shield
>and from above you how there is airstrikes from gibraltar
>but they don’t cause any damage, because we got the shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllds
>shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelds shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllds
>shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelddddddddddds

>i love you dizzy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>diiiiizzy baaaaee i love you as yes i do and on the lazy days i watch you on twitch all day
>with shroud you play, you never sway, the lobby is slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayed

>up and over we go through relay and thunderdome
>i will slide and carry my team, cause we’re going to artillery
>until i get a wingmaaaaaaaan, wingmaaaaaaaaaaan

>up and over we go, team of three open wide and looting still
>i will shoot until they can no longer revive, and then finish them off with a thermite
>with them ever proclaiming cheating uh oh

>up and over we go zipping on pathfinders lines i don’t know
>i will loot until i get my kraber
>then all the lobby can see me later
>and then a noob bangalore hater, hater
>oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
>oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
>okay

well Yea Forums bros how did i do

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please go im scared

strong 10

stop

I give this a light to medium 1. It makes me want to die

Fortnite is more kino

gaysex legends

holy shit you're a fucking faggot

I don't frequent this board but I really fucking hope you die in a fire underage faggot

Based

fuck off faggot

This is the most retarded and cringy thing I've seen all day and it gives me fuckin aids.

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>modern day 4cgab thinks this is cool and hilarious
what the fuck

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hey man this is pretty good

I always assumed this user knows how cringe it is and that’s why he always blesses us with NMH parodies about fortnite and the like

based

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Fucking hilarious good sir, have some gold.

Upvoted.

Yea Forums is so easy to trigger, so I want make something that people will actually hate

ima sing it when i get down on some apex tonite with my mates

do apex fortnite parody of tim heidecker - i am a cuck

fucking based

The Zoomers have won. This board is dead, hope you're happy you fucking worthless pieces of shit

brilliant zoomerposting, based af

>the bodies that are no longer are more

this is amazing.

Gotta fill those syllables

wow