How can a country be so devoid of talent?

>No rock scene whatsoever, most "rock" bands consist of that mid-2000s pseudo-post punk revival sound

>Metal scene is shitty Groove Metal Pantera worship of the lowest category

>Used to have a big punk scene, pretty much dead, must of the bands that survive play horrid pop-punk or skate-punk

>Indie pop is stuck in the that whispery style that was popular in the early '10s

>Pimba is a shitty polka rip-off.

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The only exception to the rule right now

Brazil took most of the talent

Conn is great but yeah I guess, there's some guys in the rap scene doing some interesting stuff.
And a few decent rock bands, nothing new or amazing but their decent, but I can see what your saying.

But the next hip hop genius is from Portugal user

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>Pimba is a shitty polka rip-off
Fucking pleb! Laugh at the fucking pleb too dumb to understand the genius of Quim Barreiros! Laugh!

this is garbage
there's a lot of good stuff here actually, most of it doesn't make it big unfortunately really
some food for thought: youtube.com/watch?v=GE3715wT7Hs
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Based, Pimba is great

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But we have the best Blues musician alive

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when the producer from that label, raps better than the rap "talent"

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>this is garbage
Conan is a genius my friend, one of the best things in music right now

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I wouldn't go that far. Sure, he is good and has talent, but I won't call him a genius

Honestly don't understand all the controversy around him. Hope he wins Eurovision

*blocks your path*
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>best music in the country made by a bunch of lazy unironic soviet commies

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hes different, Portugal is not used to different that's why there's so much discussion, but everyone will love him when he gets more popular and brings attention, Portugal also loves attention

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I pity you, tell me what's so genius about him and his music, stuff like corona and dB can convey a similar message with way better music

youtube.com/watch?v=bzhLamrxacE >forgetting about music de intervenção
silly user

I'm not that user and I wouldn't really call him a genius, but he has talent and is at least doing something different and refreshing, specially in Portugal, the way he incorporates the different styles of music into a more pop format I think it's pretty fun, hes lyrics can go either way but at least their memorable, I can see why people wouldn't like him, but calling him garbage I think is not right, hes doing something interesting and I appreciate that, specially when hes popularity can open doors to more unique a different artists to be successful.

based, Variações is amazing

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Yeh, sorry about that, please refer to: I pretty much share the same opinion

>ynw remember when José Cid was our Brian Wilson
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>but calling him garbage I think is not right, hes doing something interesting and I appreciate that
hey, I appreciate it too, doesn't mean the music is good or that I like it

metal scene is pretty good still.
hip hop is one of the most high quality in the world with artists creating art like no one else does
also:
benji is a great artist, hope he releases a project under his name, dude's writing is amazing
>corona and dB
>"a coisa mais inteligente que já saiu da tua boca, foi a minha pissa!!"
the thinking man's music

well you not liking it doesn't make it bad either

There's some pretty good hip hop coming out, Allen Halloween has some great stuff for example

don't forget his cheesy but pretty good prog rock album
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There's talent, alot of it actually, you just need to look for it, but I agree that most of the more popular and mainstream stuff sucks.
This, at leats conan is getting something new in there

>António Variações
patrician taste
peak Variações here youtube.com/watch?v=LXeRNtU3e40

Also, bonus Ornatos Violeta
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>No rock scene whatsoever
Patrician.

>Metal scene is shitty
All metal is shitty.

>Used to have a big punk scene, pretty much dead
Based.

>Indie pop is stuck in the that whispery style that was popular in the early '10s
So is all indie pop today.

>Pimba is a shitty polka rip-off
>he says while complaining about half a dozen rock rip-offs
You are a pleb, OP.

This is one of my favorite rock albums, don't care what anyone says, Ornatos did some great stuff

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Also I found these guys pretty recently they made an album in 2018. If you guys like AnCo or synthpop I think you might like this give em a try:
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also, the electronic scene is super strong. check some of rotten//fresh's stuff for example.

is there a scene in algarve? anything at all?

>"a coisa mais inteligente que já saiu da tua boca, foi a minha pissa!!"
literally top tier insult and at least they don't disguise themselves as intellectuals when they clearly are not
also
>Eu quero ver-te a dar o nheq-nheq-nhik ai ai
>Dá-lhe um cu dum nenuco (x3)

I just want to settle this once and for all:

What do we think about GNR?

Sangue oculto is based

Há uma música qualquer que tem na letra isto: "Faz-me um filho que o meu pai quer ser avô"

Sabem de quem é?

Never understood what was the appeal about them, also Reininho annoys me

So I've met this Portuguese girl and I want to marry her, how do I get her to break up with her British boyfriend and date me instead?

Are you British?

Zara G mpt "Minha irma"

I'm American

the quarteto prog album is better honestly
from the best Ornatos' album
not really, but the traditional music from the region is interesting

Obrigado

>a minha cara a ouvir um puto de 11 anos debaixo de um passadiço com uma rapariga a ouvir isto, o rei

learn to play the portuguese guitar and play carlos paredes songs for her

independança is awesome, specially Avarias, the whole B-side of the album

Hmm, you don't have a shot, Tuga girls like European guys more

Focus on Brazillian Bunda

>a cona dela a ouvir isso

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I wasn't being ironic my dude, 4400 OG is one of my favorite instrumental hip hop albums, and corona is super fun
>"ainda dizes ser músico profissional. só se for a tocar no teu órgão genital!"
but if you don't think they are intellectuals disguising their act as irony, you're wrong, dB's sampling and production are amazing in the way he can always deliver a specific type of emotion, feeling, or transport you to another place instantly. just look at Fardo from Blasph for a great example

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How are you guys forgetting the single most important song of all time

esse mesmo puto vai aprender com a complexa lírica do zara G e no futuro tornar-se ministro da educação, colocando a obra de Lizandro para cuidada análise e leitura obrigatória no 10º ano.

any music scene in portugal pretty much sucks, people r too busy to make that coin to get their daily bread

This guy knows where it's at. The lyrics:

>Essas miúdas das escolas secundárias
>Já fumam ganzas na paragem do eléctrico
>Com essas barbas com mais buço que pintelho
>Não dizem duas quando estão ao pé de ti

Are some of the most beautiful I've heard

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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based

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Menino de soja.

based legendary tigerman. he's actually from my city

I mean, Yea Forums can agree that he is good, right?

fuck yes

Because everybody citizen is above 60

based tsuuuunami

blocks your path

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>RYM custom chart
>top everything of all-time
>limit to artists from: Portugal

>it's mostly Madonna and Panda Bear

blocks your path even harder

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bump for curiosity