Remember when this board was crazy about Lauren Mayberry and CHVRCHES?

my wife

a man can dream ok

What did Brandon mean by this?

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chuhverches

enough
stop posting the faggot

fpbp (btw i dont remember that, op has always been a cancerous faggot as far as im concerned)

she's ugly

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>brandon actually got to fuck Lauren when they were teens
NOT FAIR
I'm glad he's a loser POS now.

because she's CUTE

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who told you that

can you not be such a tard?

I was in denial at first too. I wish I didn't dig this deep into the brandon and lauren rabbit hole.
ANyway fuck him.

shut it brandon, no one cares about your stupid fantasies
go be bored somewhere else

I'm still crazy about her. Sighhhh.

He ain't bad looking.

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he has that "nerdy and cute" look girls like lauren like.
FUCK.

She hot

CH-VERSES

That's dumb

Too bad he is such a desperate and needy fuck, girls don’t like that

The second C is pronunced like an S, no?

That's the whole reason why he lost her and he should repent his whole life because honstly I don't see him having a 2nd chance

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Montie

Yeah and it was because of the "leave a trace" trolling. Their first album was talked about here time to time but they really didn't gain much popularity until that. Then after that was the whole Brandon/Lauren meme that went on for too long that kept people talking about them.

3.5/5 band,5.5 memes

we still are

He looks like Chris Chan

>montie is pursuing his dream to become a succesful lawyer and makes cool bedroom pop
>brandon is still fat, gaining weight, an alcoholic, unemployed, uses money from his parents to buy weed and alcohol and still shitposts about how lauren will never love him. has a restriction order and there are rumors about him being a pedo
oof

>montie
No one cares

I need a pornstar who looks like her. Can anyone help?

Sure, Brandon.

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Front me some money for travel and other expenses and I' ll make a porn star of her.

crvtches

Yeah anyone not shitting on Brandon is him. I've never seen him go out of his way to slander anyone because some was getting more attention than him on Yea Forums. Grow the fuck up Montie.

kek is he arrested here?
lmaoooo

>Grow the fuck up Montie.
This is the easiest clue to know you are Brandon. How can someone defend him?

foxi di perhaps

It feels like im looking at a picture of shit

>Grow the fuck up Montie!!!!!!!! Stop destroying my tripcode legacy!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!
Pathetic.

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kthxbrb

>how can someone defend him?
You tell me, you were the one making up shit about being a pedo and having a restraining order from Lauren because he was getting more attention and was more liked than you. I haven't seen him do any of that, and having this irrational amount of hatred for some you don't know in the internet isn't any where close to normal. Yore you g to keep replying and samefagging to force this narrative about how he's apparently this horrible human being while constantly posting shit like this and thinking your slick.

You're a fucking faggot dude, and every one thought that here and that's what made you drop trip.

nope

she doesn't hold up well with "patricians"

Montie

L M A O O O O O
Holy shit you're seething the fuck out, dude. There's only one person to blame here and that one is yourself, Brandon. You were the one posting pictures of yourself from your personal facebook, since the beginning, even the one where you're shirtless. You are the one creating all these CHVRCHES threads for attention, because that's all you're, an attention seeking whore piece of shit who will never amount to nothing.

You're a useless piece of shit, Brandon. Think about how your life is miserable.

>he should end his whole life

Everyone thought montie's music sucked

lavren is patrician

I'm not Brandon. Grow up.
For? So you can turn your trip back on?

great
ANOTHER shitty tripfag

LOL Im not montie. grow up.

>I'm not Brandon. Grow up.
Yes you are.

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why the hate against brandon tho?

He's a unaccomplished loser who would rather fuck with other peoples lives instead of improving his own. I doubt he can keep peoples interest for very long in real life or he's just not desirable at all

Nah. Btw the weren't you posting gay porn of dudes that loomed similar to Brandon too? Imagine you sitting there looking through hours of gay porn like "YEAH THIS WILL SO GET HIM NOW" Wow, you're a literal faggot

Not much going on ay bro

Okay Brandon

Montie got upset Brandon was getting attention over the lauren/chvrches meme and was somewhat liked. Now he's made it his mission to do anything he can yo make Brandon look bad and not even having the least bit of self awareness to see how bad and pathetic it makes him loom.

You should listen to people more

and you're here too. you have no room to talk

that was before she hit the wall

or it was because brandon kept playing his bullshit middleschool crush for attention and wouldnt ever shut the fuck up about it?
yeah, maybe that

Grow the fuck up Montie

grow the fuck up brandon.
or kill your self, I dont fuckin care

I'm not shitposting everywhere out of boredom. I have to actually be on some equal terms if you're going to make that kind of argument

are there more pics of her in this outfit

...

Everyone coming to his defense even at the least isn't him you paranoid wanna be internet famous faggot

Oh look, the montieboys have arrived. Grow the fuck up, the both of you

everyone thinking hes a needy little attention whore isnt montie either you fucking mong
use your fucking head

>montieboyz
You mean his fictional fan base that he tried to act like existed and the mods were deleting the threads,posts,and temp banning him over?

shut it fatboy

Whatever you say montie

Hey inxy

And when he used to use a vpn to bump his shitty music and samefag the living fuck out of the short lived threads

no?
ok dont then. be a fat stupid stalker your entire life then,
just go cry about it somewhere else...

just gonna leave this here

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He didn't stalk lauren. You just said it to start shit because he was going to a moped rally in Brooklyn and wanted to make him look bad again.

Jesus christ, and you're sitting here doing whatever you can to make Brandon seem like a shitty person when its been you all along. De-railing threads and everything

Its really montie doing it, its all really one sided.

yup its been me all along, dumbass. what a fuckin detective you are.
dont you ever get tired of being stupid?

of course brandon sweaty.

It has been you all along. Don't pull this " it wasn't me" bullshit.

> montie lol

it has totally been me the ENTIRE time, soon my nefarious plan will come to fruition and there is nothing you puny mortals can do to stop me. ALL the world will bow before ME. MONTY HALL!!!!!!!!!! LETS MAKE A DEAL FAGGOT
MOOOOOHOOOOOHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
you fucking imbecile...

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grotty

Boren

Honeybee, here. Remember when Montie was all "fite me irl" over a shitpost about him that he thought was from me? Good times.

Shut it tripfag

You mean the ONE guy who spams the shit out of this bitch? Probably you.

LOSE WEIGHT YOU FAT FUCK

LAVREN WILL LOVE HIM

fuck off brandon

Literally my first thread on Yea Forums this year

listen to synthpop right now!

montie is a depressed fucking loser who's almost assuredly at some tier three toilet law school. he's no better than brandon

Kill urself tripcunt

Still looking better than a fat fuck shithead like

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>Montie
I see Brandon like the ugly duckling, he may be ugly now, but once he gets serious and that weight comes off..

megachad

Lauren, at one point, showed interest in Brandon, the the fat fuck fucked up.
Montie is a literal NPC nobody she doesn't even know and honestly he looks like a pussy.

Wait so who’s Brandon and who’s Montie itt? I’m confuse :(

Shut the fuck up

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>Lauren, at one point, showed interest in Brandon, the the fat fuck fucked up.
>he will never have that chance again
Fuck, Brandon.

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It was a different time, she and brandon were different people.

I still am

Why's Lauren hanging out with Kojima, Yea Forums?

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Brandon, honeybee :(

Fuck off you pathetic loser

that's how lauren called him when they were dating? rofl

In fatboys dreams
This shit isn’t even funny, wtf

I was feeling weirdly nostalgic and put on Chvrches at work today, and when I did a qt came by and pointed out that she saw them live a few years back. I predict they're due to come back with a pseudo-gothic album this year, probably ripping off what MGMT did. They're ripe for a semi-ironic, semi-nostalgic revival.

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imagine seeing your high school gf actually grow as a person and an artist and you're stuck shitposting in Yea Forums still fapping to her and creating drama for every single thread of her band.

>talking shit again
That's literally the pet name she gave him. Have you got a pet name from your waifu?

I'd kys myself if I was brandon desu

>brandon kys lol
Imagine being that much of a garbage throw away trash human being you'd wish death to someone over some dumb shit.

>That's literally the pet name she gave him
[Citation needed]

thats not what he said dumbfuck
He said he would IF he was brandon, we all know the real attention whore would never an hero

keep telling yourself that to feel better.
you've been doing this for hours, can't you see why Brandon and everyone else rips on you ? Goodnight, love.

Ive actually been trading shifts with a few other anons, we take turns. Find someone else to babysit you

No, no, it's just you.
Good night user :) Sleep tight,
HOPE BRANDONS SKULL FUCKING YOU IN YOUR NIGHTMARES

>No, no, it's just you
Whatever you need to think fatboy

Everything could be different if brandon got teenage lauren pregnant back then.

Her career has mostly been a success so far. Haven’t really heard most of her music but the fact that she’s making it is very impressive.

she is very pretty and sexy.

And what about Brandon's life so far? Just going through the motions with the constant haunting feeling he fucked up with the girl of his dreams?

Remember when this board was crazy about Julian Casablancas and The Strokes?

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He's JUSTing really badly, in a "hello fellow kids" way. Sad!

Her life will be a failure though unless she starts making babbies

It's not a failure so far, with or with out kids. What about yours user?

i don't care who does it, but i will set for life if i could get some photos of pregnant lavren
that's all i want

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KEK

Keep dreaming with your fucked fetish user

>fucked fetish
>pregnancy of all things
what???

>actually read Brandon's messages
lucky fuck, of all the people that flood her shit

it's actually a pretty accepted fetish, it's not something new or weird at all

>Lauren Mayberry
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

I ONLY KNOW LAVREN AND SHE IS STILL OUR ETERNAL WAIFU

Pregnancy is as vanilla as you can get.

bb :3

That's lauren, she's got older and actually more attractive. Aging like the finest wine.
rrrrrreeeeeeeeee

lavren looks like a lady now, one of the few women to age well

>the finest wine.
Bet she tastes like it too.

mayberry wine

31 years old

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WE GET IT, HE FUCKED UP AHFLSGH;ASLKGH;SLSIETH;SILEGH;SDILGHITHW;RH52U3502HT;FOSDHF;

shut up about the virginia guy that shall not be named. lavren is more interesting

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she is, his time is gone, and has passed. nothing but a memory of what should have been. i bet that sad sack of shit wishes he was with her tonight snuggled up to her.

he could have had it, but he doesn't it's over, done, just like everything else in his life he threw away and whined about almost having later

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I love this schedenfraude. He might have felt Lauren once, but he'll also have to suffer forever for the lost opportunity.

no other user here, or irl will ever have her attention again. none of you. "honeybee" is dead to her, just a passing memory she'll laugh at, and does.

He never lost weight, he never aspired to be more than just a sack of potatoes, he never tried to be anything more than just a worm. And then he comes bitching here every single day?!

in other words, brandon need to get on with his life, and leave Yea Forums, and lauren behind. they already have, and he can maybe just maybe, have a better future if he acts now.

I listened to 4 of their albums one time each, and they were fine not great. I'm not "crazy about" them.

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>they already have
lol you wish

bailey jay's children

he'll never be able to forget about the opportunity and time he had with Lauren and ruined. Never.

brandon ffs get a girl from where you live n shit just get a gf and forget about lauren

all whites look alike

butte

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based and hightestpilled

Then he should an hero

not gonna lie, if I was him, I'd try my best to
1. fix my shit up, as fast as possible
2. try to reach her again.
I mean, fucker has a chance at least. And he's just sitting his fat ass wasting instead of trying again. I'd do it if I was him.

He would rather just use it over and over for internet fame
Whatever,

Cringe.
Based.

I want to smell her farts, there, I said it.

he fucked up and threw a lot of time away. hes a lost cause

He literally just posted on facebook that he hates being a fuck up

I really really really want to smell her used and smelly tights/pantyhose after a show. There, I said it.
bb :3

welp

My life has ended up the opposite of what I intended.

That ass though

...

Obese

no she isnt

Bitch melted like chocolate in a hot car

LOL check em

nope

Fucking checked that 6 how did you know

Dorp

Love Is Dead was Kojima's most listened to album of 2018

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age old question, would honeybee drink wine with his bbdoll? I heard he doesnt like wine

Zfqjym

Sr I jodiohdz89878 u 5

yes, now go to bed

I cant take her singing seriously

she really tries on heaven/hell

Big fat idiot

don't say that about lauren >:(

good times

You're a fucking trainwreck Brandon

bb :)

It still is. There is a thread about her everyday.

they're always brandon/lauren threads though.

I liked her until I learned she's a feminazi, now I don't like her anymore

He was entertaining for a while and now it's just sad and obsessive. He needs a life.

bb

bb?

bb :)

:D

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This band didn't go anywhere

As rumoured, Lauren's worth about 2.5 Mil. Who knows how much they made on their most recent tour and how much they'll see of it.
Trips of truth

Kys montie, you're not better

How did they not go anywhere? They just got done touring the UK and japan.

bb pls

Montie

how can you fags gloom over grimes and don't find this bitch 100 times more attractive

And how much is brandon worth? Like $2?

Lauren is normal

Pretty close actually, I'll give you that.

you live an awful existence

bb :3

Boren

ha

yeah :/

grimes is ugly

kys then you're at the point of no return and you know it

yeah, but offing myself doesn't seem like the better option

it would be great for everyone else...

shut up

just stop being a fucking failure

choke to death on dog balls

we moved onto kpop

this easy

Hypothetically, would you guys rape her if no one would ever find out?

fpbp

what the fuck

>H-honeybee?

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stop it brandon, you are fucking embarrassing yourself

sorry

obviously not or you would stop

bb :'3

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h-honey bee?

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Lavren “VPL” Mayberry

Damn that's a powerful pelvis

chvrches is my favourite sludge metal band

you are obviously not sorry and you are determined to whore for as much attention as possible
go kill yourself.

Nope.

Are you still pretending that you aren't a flaming attention whore?

>not brandon
you're patchetic

You always open a topic about oasis

>montie
Enough

This while thing is fucking stupid. You got this guy who started this stupid meme as a joke and you got another guy that's jealous of him and wants to literally ruin his life over because of it.

and the rest of us who have to put up with the constant bullshit
why hasn't this thread been deleted, its a shit show

Are you serious? This has always been isolated to one thread, you could actually filter them out.

lies

?

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Yea Forums is serious business

The only thing I regret is using my legal name as a trip. Anything else is whatever. You'd have to be a dumb ass to actually think anything has, and will come of this.

Yes, flavours of the month come and go

You are so fucking fat though

Ok.

Fat cunt

...

Cut your tits off you creepy fuck

You take this too seriously. Calm down

what is up with that hair, sweet summer child

only correct response

>montie

2015 meme

i wish that microphone was me

they still have a career

Yea Forums is serious business

What do you mean

LLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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very sexy shot

BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN

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Lauren is great

bb :3

lol her nose looks like Michael Jacksons

Funniest thing i read all day

Michael Jacksons schnoz is always good for a laugh.

this

lose weight

too far gone

Okay i am missing something. Who is Brandon? What is the back story?

YOU FAGGOTS WHO KEEP POSTING HER CAUSED MY FUCKING ARMPIT FETISH FUCK YOU

shut up

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Is this the girl from Wayne? She was pretty qt in that.

No.
this,sadly

It's still my life's goal to take one big sniff of her pits and die but I've accepted the fact that it's probably never going to happen so I don't post about it that much anymore.

how bad did brandon fuck up again?

Bummer. Atleast she's legal right? Right?

pretty fucking bad

Fuck off brandon, just stop

This isn’t your blog, or your daycare
Fuck off

>salty montie

Welp.

omg just let this thread die already

>hurrr day ebil monty don like mah attenshun whoring
Fuck your self in the face

SALTAY MONTAY

Shut it tripfag

...

Stupid faggot
Just kill yourself, seriously it will improve everything for anyone who has contact with you

...

Typical bullshit

...

Lose your trip again faggot?
Sad bullshit, really sad. Just diggin for pity now

...

Same retarded shit over and over
Pathetic

...

Retard

...

Has brandon fixed his shit up and talked to lauren again yet?

Are you fucking stupid?

No :(

This shit is like a never-ending Densha Otoko shit.
Just man up and do it, fat fuck.

...

That wasn’t even me this time faggot, you are just doing it to everyone now
Stupid faggot

...

Retard

...

>brandon will never in his life be with Lauren again
>montie will never even meet lauren at all
End your lives, both of you.

Monty isn’t even here dumbfuck, or
Is he is he is too busy laughing

Laughing about what?

This bullshit

brandon was never with lauren

sure thing, Brandon.

she knows who he is, saw his posts here, on her twitter, and insta. apparently knew someone he knew from mopeds too so they were/are closer than you think..but they've both mover on, squashed shit, and it's just memes

Either way, Brandon fucked up.

>shit loads of people message her everyday
>read brandon's messages
fuuucckkk honeybee

time to abandon thread

Your only fuckup was playing it for years of internet fame

how did yours workout?

I’m still the most famous anonymous of all time
So .. good I guess
And you? You are a stupid meme. An embarrassment to nature. A poster child for assisted suicide. Have fun

>kys over a meme
you're a great person. no wonder you resort to attacking people you don't know on the internet over "muh popularity"

Oh sorry did I hurt your feelings there?
Fuck off and die attention whore. Sooner is better