Tfw 5inches dick

>tfw 5inches dick
Music for this terrible feeling?

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That's music for people with 10 inch dicks though.

Literally
>youtu.be/h41Rrk_6rzs

Morrissey, I know it’s over.. use the narrators mother as a metaphor for your penis.

Really tho it doesn’t matter you’re gonna be ok. 80% of girls will be okay with it, and 95% of girls you could sleep with will never say anything about it to your face. I made all that shit up, but sounds about right.

Shut the fuck up underage

youtube.com/watch?v=YrhYhI3L32c

Yea imagine the pain of listening to music for big dick people and just looking at your tiny tiny cock. Ringo can only be appreciated by people that have big ass veiny cocks that mostly spend their time fucking a pussy (or ass if you are gay (or just love anal sex)). People with abominably small cocks like John Lennon and other fucking shit that only small dick losers can like.

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Wait, hold on. John showed dick on one of those album covers. Unless he was all shower and didn’t get any bigger than what he was flaccid, dude had a pretty big d. Erect I’m braziers tier, but I’d have to be really relaxed to compete with John fkaccid. I hate his fucking music, but he does seem to check the penis size box.

>Tfw thick 6 inch penis but can’t last very long
my gf likes my dick but I cum really fast unless I think about naked grandmas while we fuck

anything by Thom Yorke

Apparently 5inches is a micropenis? What the hell? Isn't 5 inches average?

enwp.org/Human_penis_size
youtu.be/_0TeW0lqgxc

Congratulations, you are like most men.

Yea but it's small.

>Average
>Small
Pick one

its not small you cringe fuck
just because you're watching bbc porn all day and got used to "avg" dick having 214879 inches doesnt mean 5 inch is small
its fucking average
if you're gonna say small to people with 2 and 3 inches theyre gonna fucking laugh in your incel virgin face

K-pop

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Nothing wrong with 5 inches, OP. Pretty average I think for flaccid (I'm actually below that since I'm usually around 4 to 4.5 before I get hard).

nah it was photoshoped and even still Ringo's cock is so much bigger. It has been estimated that Ringo's peepee is 30 inches

>for flaccid
;(

>tfw 7inches

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Lol bait

My dick is just under 5 erect and I have a wife nigga. It's like chicks with small tits, it's not a deal breaker.