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>melodeaf
...
bolt thrower sucks
this is how true evil sounds like
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There is literally nothing wrong with listening to Deafheaven
COME ON! SHAKE SHAKE
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT
What genre is this?
Is Finnblack the best kind of black metal there is atm?
first for hotdog abbath
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deathrash
Any good black metal that came out this year?
second for frankfurter xasthur
LETS DROP!
I do that rather well... Don't you think?
Why do slam toddlers listen to slam when they could just listen to cryptopsy.
give me the saddest metal out there
new Brutality album coming soon fellas
hell yeah. this is one of my favorite osdm
Tyrant Blood
This is my current favorite death metal album, am I a faggot?
idk
do you like men?
Kiss your dad
Yeah but non sexually
if you listen to national socialist metal you have no place here. Get the fuck out before I know who you are and punch you in a Unite the Right rally
Any good doom metal that's come out this year so far lads?
Candlemass released a new album
metal is the containment genre for indoctrinated edgelords
IT IS TIME FÖR MÖRE FÜKKING LEATHER THRASHING ÖCCÜLT SEPÜLCHRAL RIFFS
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Any *good* doom metal that's come out this year?
No
This is okay.
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nice, saved.
>tech death album has an 11 minute acoustic song
You might like these guys too
I literally feel like a naked twink with a pouting asshole lifted in the air on a bed while listening to this.
That's kind of hot
you like it dont you, squidward?
now that's what I call good atmosphere
>napoleon
What was his problem, anyways?
disgusting, I love it.
nom nom nom
He was a manlet
death-thrash
thoughts on Goatmoon?
absolute madman
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top 5 Finnish bm band all time
Okay fine, listened to the one with Iommi on it, shit was really good.
My top
Horna
Sargeist
Satanic Warmaster
Clandestine Blaze
Moonsorrow
Sargeist
Beherit
Archgoat
Alghanzath
love this album, great guitar tone and i enjoy the vox
What are the best Icelandic Black Metal bands?
BASED SEPULCHRAL RIFFSPOSTER
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most accurate description of Alcest ive ever heard
the /metal/ in this thread is fucking garbage. you idiots hate melodeath when it sounds better than 99% of the shit posted here. no one here listens to technical death metal because it's not shitty and poorly played enough for your plebbrains to self-insert as the bad guitarist/drummers you love so much. admit it, your taste is fucking shit and you'll take it to the grave.
Misthyrming
Wormlust
and maybe those boys who wrote an album about psilocybin
is sinmara actually natsoc? i've heard aphotic womb at least a dozen times and had no idea. i also don't care either way, good album
good luck finding more than two people here who dislike nespithe
Mispyrming, Zhrine
here's a chart made by some user if that helps.
i'm also so you should listen to aphotic womb
Death and thrash
this was ok
anyone know anything about this??
first wave death metal, which is also thrash
Pure Hotdogcaust
the Sadistic Motives has the GOAT riff, although the whole album is good
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Saqra's Cult
Véhémence
Proceus
Vanum
Funereal Presence
Lunatic Affliction
Nihilism
>a feast in the northern sky
The pinnacle of anti-vegan black metal.
Describe a metal album with a team fortress 2 quote.
At what point did you all realize that slam is the best and most chad subgenre? for me it was about 10 years ago.
I might be a manchild that listens to metal, but I'm not enough of one to play tf2
Why are most listeners of slam furries and queers? I see them all the time in slam comments.
The manchild choice of game is apex legends, tf2 is more a boomer type gamer.
idk what to tell you since I am neither. also I haven't met a slam fan IRL or interacted with any online because of how outsider art slam kinda is.
I checked out a few videos from the slam worldwide youtube channel and most of the commenters were either furfags, queers, children and obvious fedora tippers. Maybe it's the wrong sorta channel to check out slam idk, but what I've seen isn't quite good.
>checking youtube comments
that's were you fucked up. I automatically assume people that comment on youtube are the literal scum of society. Just check out Devourment, Cephalotripsy, and Cerebral Incubation on youtube to get a feel for slam.
I sometimes check out the comments just to get a general feel/opinion on the fanbase of whatever I'm looking at, which probably isn't a good thing to do because like you said, most people who comment are the idiotic bunch, still gives me a tiny insight on what I'm getting myself into though. I'll give those bands a listen to, thanks.
Most people here don't listen to melodeath because it's usually poppy, overproduced garbage. Tons of people listen to good tech death like said, but dismiss the bad stuff because it's overproduced wank 99% of the time.
In other words, get filtered, faggot
LUNAR ACTIVITIIIIIEES
LUNAR ACTIVITIIIIIEES
LUNAR ACTIVITIIIIIEES
melodeath sucks
this is good shit
Now THIS is metal.
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I miss playing in a band
If I could do it all again I would go all out early 90s death metal / doom
hey guys
what is despacito?
WHAT'RE YOU BLASTING FAGGOTS
Black Murder
Cringe
Based & Thrashpilled
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What's /meal/ opinion on this here lad?
I personally wish he'd stop making the same-ish music under a thoudand fucking band names.
No.
Demilich
Unholy
Moonsorrow
Kalmah
Ensiferum
Spanish for "slowly"
I've not listened to Dimmu Borgir or Cradle Of Filth yet. If this is accurate, maybe I shouldn't.
Who does?
Beautiful, user
Possessed, Kreator and Slayer. Based af
Based
Make me
Original DM. great stuff too, nach
To Mega Therion because I woke up thinking about that one riff
EEEEEEEEH QUIIIII MAAAAA THOOOOORN
No one stays up late here.
post bm-kvlt for true evil
Who of you has finished watching the Michael Jackson documentary? .
Friends. For years ive been looking for a french? death metal? music video with some girls partying and killing a guy. Anyone can help me? Will repay with webm creation.
Which one? I saw the one that came out when he died in the cinema with my brother.
>MJ died 10 years ago
dam...
SQUINT YOUR EYES TO SEE CLEARLY
What's your favourite metal keyboard solo?
7:25
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the HBO Michael Jackson pedo documentary
you know
I refuse to support any claims that he was a pedo, it's a conspiracy to steal his money
He was a real LGBT and that shit then? HBO is a good bro. They exposed to Scientology that time
the solo in this
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>"yeah, I exclusively listen to 90s blackened electronic dance music, how did you know?"
might not have been a pedo but something was definitely off/wrong with MJ, never growing up acting like a child, having surgery to become white, lost his nose and more.
Kino
Lame, this is how you do it
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Why the fuck is Satyricon praised as a band? They aren't one of the original Norwegian bands, they weren't part of the "inner circle", they never had any relevance in the early scene events aside from Frost looking like an absolute poser in the eyes of Varg and Euronymous, their music isn't groundbreaking, innovative, or original in any way regarding black metal, yet they're hailed as one of the best bands from Norway and Darkthrone even signed with Satyr's faggot record label when they first parted ways with Peaceville after Transilvanian Hunger. Can somebody explain the appeal?
Sounds like fucking video game music.
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maybe it's because the music is good you fag
their first three albums were fucking awesome and some of the best of the whole genre, specially Nemesis Divina if you ask me
whoops, meant to reply at you
I've always thought they were absolutely nothing special. Especially if you put them up against other bands at the time. Gorgoroth is leagues above Satyricon for me, for instance. I guess they're just not for me.
I actually think Gorgoroth ain't that special compared to other bands
yeah, i guess it's just small preferences we all have in one of us
the truth:
At least Satyricon moved away from the kvlt shit and started doing their own thing.
sure but their later stuff sucks dick tho
if you like boring uninspiring garbage
t. finn
No you're pretty cool
okay fag
no u
Gorgoroth was never pretending, they were being a genuine band and they've kept being just that, regardless of who was in the band. The albums with Gaahl and King aren't even on their official discography on Spotify so it's not like it even fucking matters. Satyricon were just posers, that's why they got tired of their gimmick and became nu-male, showing their true nature.
If you don't think LARP satanists are the dumbest shit and you're over 16 then you should probably go see a psychologist
maybe you're right, but speaking musically i think Satyricon were betterr than Gorgoroth, at least with their 3 first albums
at that time most people thought they would never sold out and that they were not posers, everybody was wrong
>speaking musically i think Satyricon were betterr than Gorgoroth, at least with their 3 first albums
L M A O
they weren't pretending man, the band has said that they genuinely are satanic as in they worship Satan, several times
even dumber
again, opinions nigga
shut up fags, both satyricon and gorgoroth are good
Add some riffs and this could be very good IBM.
satyricon has always been mega gay. if you listen to satyricon you are a faggot
i never said gorgoroth sucked, i also really like their music, just think satyricon did better than them at least in music
we all know now that satyricon were just fucking posers
alright whatever you say
gaahl is actually a faggot that sucks dick and loves shoving pickles up his hairy ass, that means if you like gorgoroth that makes a mega faggot
all of gorgoroth's albums with gaahl suck dick
satyricon is still gay
Who cares if they are posers or faggots? Only the music matters.
satyricon's music is gay as fuck and for fags
kids who unironically think norwegian trve black metal is cool
>Who cares if they are posers or faggots? Only the music matters.
I bet you don't like prog rock either, fag
old splits like pic
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Dark Medieval Times was pretty good
They’re technically proficient and have good production making them easily accessible
Tbh I like modern Satyricon more than I like their old stuff. Imo they've always been a solid band. Their old stuff is good, but there's so much Black Metal out there anyway. Their modern pop shit may not be Black Metal or whatever, but it's a nice alternative once in a while.
gay
How do you make an Iron Maiden album feel so tedious? The songs aren't even but but they feel like rehashed concepts from 30 years ago.
Does Steve just hate 40 minute LPs?
>brutal death metal/grindcore
>bandcamp
>anime album cover
>opens with some cartoon porn sample
>song titles sound like a mishmash of Yea Forums edginess and /d/ fetish fuel
Why does so much of this garbage exist?
The only good finnblack is the melodic shit, And Oceans, Thy Serpent, Autumn Verses etc. Beherit is good too but they're an anomaly.
I think for a lot of these type of bands being linked with black metal really doesnt do them any favours.
They have totally different aims in terms of sound and image and black metal just happened to be the prominent sound at the time.
That being said I don’t listen to any of these bands
there are a lot of trannies doing stuff like this in many low effort / chaotic genres
>Lyrical theme(s): Heartache, Despair, North France, Alcohol
Guys, I found out my girlfriend isn't more virgin
because was fucked by satan
hue
It's easier than ever to make a terrible demo recording and then post it online. Nobody can tear down the flyer from the pole anymore. So naturally you have many individuals out there whose creative impetus is only secondarily musical
>Jew Bashing, AIDS, Racism, Evil, Lolicon
My sides
>all from US
>Post-Black Metal/Shoegaze, Grindcore
>Lyrical themes: Guilt, Despair, Betrayal, Anime
MinceG Ö R E
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VegetableG Ö R E
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MeatG Ö R E
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ShitG Ö R E
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ShitG Ö R E v2
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NoiseG Ö R E
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yo scabbo where's the riffs
What’s wrong with it?
bassed and gorepilled
PorkG Ö R E
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Their first album is pretty good.
>I actually think Gorgoroth ain't that special compared to other bands
This
HIP
GUYS NEW SLIPKNOT THIS YEAR
HOP
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ANGEL DUST
NEED A SHOT
GOTTA GET AWAY
IVE GOT TO GO
>not liking cold lake
LEAVE THE HALL
>satyricon's shit albums
>nu metal being a thing
>cryptopsy made their shitty deathcore album
>production on so many albums were god awful
>nodtveidt an hero'd
>some of cannibal corpse's most forgettable and bland material
>dimebag got killed
>techdeath morphed into wankery-as-fast-as-you-can-core
>only gorguts album of that decade wasn't that good
I'm convinced the 2000s were the absolute shittiest time for metal music.
Is there a WORST genre of metal?
If you think so, give an example and why you think that
I thought hating on nu-metal was a meme
Your favorite genre
black metal is pretty cringey
Objectively: nu metal.
Do I really need to explain it?
Subjectively: prog
A bunch of twinks in skinny jeans got high listening to their parents' Yes albums and thought they could make it better with heavy guitars, but only ended up making a genre that anyone could just play some shitty open chord for seven minutes and pretend its eclectic and atmospheric. OR in the other vein, the faggots will shove in so many time signature changes to look profound, but they completely lack the ability to actually write a song that is fluid and competent. They're essentially putting fine jewelry all over a bag of garbage.
Why don't people like Fear of the Dark? I loved that CD as a kid...
dumb frog poster
Afraid to Shoot Strangers is one of Iron Maiden's best songs
Stoner/sludge shit, that whole umbrella of pseudo metal.
agreed, alice in chains sux
This fucking rules and I can't believe I've never seen anyone talk about it
Okay, liberal
shit taste kys
Sludge is populated by the most insufferable lefties imaginable, numbnuts. Dystopia, even on the one ep where they didn't suck, had left wing lyrics.
>caring about politics in lyrics
Sounds like commie propaganda to me, user.
You are a skeleton. I shan't trust what you say
What's wrong with being left-wing?
Without buzzwords and onions images
Never said I gave a fuck about the lyrics. If sludge bands were actually good I wouldn't care what they sang about.
I'll let this album explain it
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You did
>if sludge bands were actually good
Explain how one of the heaviest genres in metal sounds bad besides just saying it's "noisy"
sludge is great kys
Heavy =/= good.
Even though sludge has great bands like Toadliquor, Grief, Dystopia, Noothgrush, etc.. most of it is fucking garbage.
sludge is literally just slow hardcore
*BluesSludges on your path*
Nope. Just proving wrong that retard who said someone who dislikes sludge must be liberal.
But user, you're supposed to smoke it not eat it
Who the fuck even mentioned noisy you brainlet? Sludge blows because it has limited ambition and boring riffs. And yea, I accept that every genre has a few redeeming acts (Dystopia), but the majority of sludge is made by and for lowlife crustfunders.
folk metal
Vampires or Remains?
Sunbather
XIV Dark Centuries posted a new song, can't wait for album.
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Vampires for me but they're both incredible albums
>Funeral Doom/Thrash
new Ares Kingdom coming soon fellas
Where to start with this band
Dark Medieval Tunes
Remains
with Live at the Opera
sounds good, downloading
Vampires, but barely
>sunna
I’ve mostly stayed out of these threads the past few weeks since they’ve been shit since that movie came out. Have the tourists fucked off yet?
what have you done lately... poser?
Never mind, just read the thread. I’m out
>tfw decided to get bathory shirt
>happy but suddenly unsure
I have a few death metal shirts but I love black metal more but I'm afraid it will just make me look edgy tryhard. Am I overthinking this?
Please do stay. We really missed you... poser
Just dress normally.
>it will just make me look edgy tryhard
the fact that you're considering wearing black metal shirts in public makes you an edgy tryhard you may as well embrace it
he will be ok because bathory is not bm, just thrashing good fun
Hey guys just found out about black metal today from Anthony Fantano! Are you guys fans of his too! Wow! So cool that Fantano has brought together such a community!
Yeah me too! Cradle of Filth are totally my favourite band atm
Death Metal
nothing its very good I'm just too lazy to make one of those cringe edits so I'm just posting that
Based speedbangin' poserkiller
Helvete. Home. At least it was before Varg killed Mayhem.
Based Goatposter
No Impaled Nazarene.
Fuck off and die
>YOU'RE JUST AND ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS
everything by Judas Priest
THANK YOU BASED SEPULCHRAL RIFF POSTER
on vinyl
>on vinyl
HAHAHA HEHEHE EPIC MEME XD KYS PLS
t. nu-male
>not listening to metal on vinyl
kill yourself, fucking poser
Yeah and I'm also a s.oy boy who fingers his butt hole everyday to traps. What's your point?
maybe because you are a celeb worshiping faggot, and will never understand it.
>tennis shoes
>hoodie
>short hair
what a disgrace
what's wrong with hoodies faggot
Atleast he doesnt seem too much like a Yea Forums faggot like this.
Hoodies are cringe
ah yes
the greatest dismember album
>comfy
>look good
what's the problem
uiltra based, death n roll is one of my favorite genres
Were they trying to do hari metal?
The new Mystifier is out youtube.com
>I'M LOOKIN LIKE CLASS AND HE'S LOOKIN LIKE TRASH...CAN'T GET WITH A DEADBEAT ASS.
The wait is killing me.
besides metalcore whats the most Chad subgenre
Thrash
This record sucks
t. nu-male
this
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I’m the yukey-pukey monster
And I’m back for my revenge
kys tourist
why you so insecure about your masculinity?
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Someone rec me some really crusty nosey black metal
samefag stop posting emo cringe
quit replying retard
le epic meme now kill yourself
>looks good
Maybe to 13 year olds, you think poking a hole in the sleeve for your thumb is the height of style
suck my cock sissy
I'll fuck your ass faggot
le kill yourself may may, good one.
>muh fashion
faggot
who's this?
A twink
>they’ve been shit since that movie came out
they've been shit since late early 10's
looks like a grey-bearded man
A fuckin pussy
Oh yes please daddy
Do a big fat fart on my cock while I fuck it
Fuck my boy pussi
Grow up
>Grow up
I'd volunteer
where do I apply
post a fart on vocaroo
Same!
I love smelly stinky ass
I'd volunteer to fuck, not to be fucked
:D
New thread
Thanks anons
Dope
It's seriously one of the best Bathory albums you fool
Can I get more like this with minimal vocals?
I don't really fuck with metal much, some faggot screeching turns me off usually. I like Sleep - Jerusalem and Russian Circles a lot.