/metal/

Pantera – “Walk”

A half riff, pseudo tough guy pandering meet useless rhythm section and directionless guitar theatrics while being fronted by a literal manchild that reeks desperation his attempts to sound tough. This is the story of the ultimate glam band that managed to stay relevant after glam died away by choosing to identify with the most retarded audience on earth. Possibly one of the most influential bands on earth thanks to their simplified one breakdowns, lyrics that allow anyone to feel tough and the propagation of the idea that just by hitting one string on your guitar to a groove, you are making good music. Can Nathan Gale return to finish the job he started?

“One does not kill by anger but by laughter”

– Friedrich Nietzsche

this is good
youtube.com/watch?v=QG-iRgNzaIY&feature=youtu.be&t=1543

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Black Witchery – Inferno of Sacred Destruction

Trend: War Metal (Fleeting periods between 2000 and 2018)

Worst Offenders: Every war metal band since Beherit

War metal is always the fallback flavor of the week black metal trend whenever we’re in between flavor of the week black metal trends. The music genre closest related to nu metals, war metal is the lowest IQ form of metal and often is listened to by the dumbest fans in the history of metal. With no band able to muster more than 25 minutes on a full length and entire albums consisting of only power chords, nu metal rarely features notes outside of a one-octave registrar. The only case in exception is the random assignment of notes in it’s out of key “guitar solos.”

Like it’s nearest ancestor in nu metal, every war metal album is dumber and more simplified than the one before it, so by the time Black Witchery came around with Inferno of Sacred Destruction there was already no life, interest, or reason to listen to this music. Nothing new is offered, the lyrics are nonsense, the solos are nonsense, and it’s nearly impossible to remember any of the riffs even after 2 or 3 listens. With no memorable music, no meaning to the lyrics, and no reason to take out 24 minutes out of your life (which become a long 24 minutes when listening to this), it becomes clear that this album only exists so the band can sell more merch. It’s nothing more than salesmanship made by drunk and drugged low IQ retards. Not music, not evil, not anything more than 24 minutes of noise the band and label could use to con the mentally deficient into making a couple of quick sales.

who /folkmetal/ here?

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pretty cool actually
I unironically like atmoshit

youtube.com/watch?v=zHnXxt-4nPI

"Gentlesir 2: The giant neckbeardo strikes again"

kpop faggot kys

>Trend: War Metal (Fleeting periods between 2000 and 2018)
18 year trend, wew. Imagine being the original retard to type that shit out.

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...

BASED

Are there fans of Agalloch who aren't female or onionboys?

No. And I like Agalloch.

what about it?

why do you care?

I do that rather well... Don't you think?

and dick?

t. faggot

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I'm curious
That's all

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bi-curious?

>know that that's kpop
?
you are the fucking kpop faggot

bASED

Only doom is real.

would "cringing at your life" be feasible?

>calling other people faggots when posting kpop faggot shit.

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FAGGOT

doomers

you can fucking see the plastic chink runes you subhuman mongoloid

You people are really running out of ideas for the editions.

Yea that pic is you, you fuckin homo. Stop calling yourself gay.

Was going to make an Manilla Road edition when the last thread hit bump limit but this faggot of an OP made the thread early

That's a lot better than what I originally did. Based user

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make some OC, pal

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kiss your dad edition next

Really shit.

BASED

you know well kpop faggot, I'm not even the first post lol

FAGGOOTTT

>ALL MY LIFE, WHO AM I?
>IM JUST A FAGET!

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incredible, cheers user

I wonder if he's ashamed of being a retard when he was young. I know I would.

>he doesn't like riffquisition

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This band is fun and I like them :)

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Glad you're having fun with it user.

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What genre is Cradle of Filth? Is it the same as Gimmu Burger? I've never actually listened to them (or dimmu burgir for that matter)

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a better GWAR than GWAR without Oderus

pic related

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symphonic black metal but they have a lot of goth rock.metal characteristics

CoF is Vampyric Metal
Dimmu Borgir is Symphonic/Industrial/Black metal

Yeah man. I don't listen to new GWAR but I still appreciate them carrying on the torch. I hope GWAR never dies even if it gets beyond shitty. Same with Cannibal Corpse. I cant imagine metal without them

riffs to fuck kids to

Kpop and black metal it's actually for 145+ IQ
legit

countdown to cringe pls

youtube.com/watch?v=Y02xuJavvfM

>Yea Forums had a fucking meltdown when the tourist meme leaked out of /meal/
What will happen when the "cringe" edits leak out?

Lordi > GWAR

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if you dick ride the founders of 2nd wave black metal or like kpop, you probably look like this.

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Fuck I did not consider that
Do we push it like we did with tourist?

it won't happen

let's do it

no

More like this? IE black metal with non-harsh vocals.

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cringe

>tfw made my cringe edit and no one kekd at it

>Do we push it like we did with tourist?
We had "tourist" for years before it leaked out, it wasn't exactly pushed

>inb4 cringe edit

that's the spirit

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What's worse, metalcore or melodeath?

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cringe

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Metalcore by a massive margin, and melodeath is gutter-tier shit on its own

aesthetic

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Melocore

Where are you getting these from? Would it happen to be "Zucchini Kill" bakery in Austin?

that was fun to watch but lets prevent it for now

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"Metallic hardcore" metalcore > melodeath > "scene" metalcore

there's also a Nattefrost cake
it's just a pile of dogshit

>me make a stupid question

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poor of you

nope, this blog that hasn't had a post in over 4 years metalcakes.blogspot.com/

would you?

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wat?

nope

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uhhhhhhhh

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Would I some circa 2003 mallgoth..?

how about this?

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why does this look sorta like Mick Gordon

Any albums similar to this?

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yea...mayhem and burzum dood...

What goes through a faggots sick head when they decide to pose in a black metal shirt? How do they think it suits the aesthetics of their flamboyant homo shit? Why do they think anyone who actually likes black metal would approve? Why do they think any other faggot would want to see them wear something from a genre filled with NS associations? The existence of these people is beyond me

Their other records, I guess check out LLN in general if you haven't

I only have eyes for THE GREAT KAT

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>Quorthon poses for a super gay photoshoot
omg so satanic!
>some random people make gay photos
omg fucking gay..

Any good doom metal come out this year yet lads

It seems you know what you like

>tfw no slightly chubby metal gf

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>ooo massa you gon make me squirt

holy shit, how did french black legions' acts come up with their fucking names?

>IT'S MA'AM

the answer is obvious
also sauce

that's not slightly chubby man, that's straight up fat

I suck dick and think that form of whatever metal is hilariously retarded. wtf people

like seriously go cry in another genre of music please thansk

you are showing off to your waifo, soitard?

>doom
>good

Yea... I'm into Snow Whites Poison Bite
youtube.com/watch?v=FmCen8bTcds

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Post riffs that kill faggots

youtube.com/watch?v=0IjzOdg0oWY

youtube.com/watch?v=e-kW-rxzJ_0

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Shut the H E L L up, poser. Doom is the truest form of metal.

His arms are as thin as mine.

youtube.com/watch?v=KGXm6m5OnAc

wtf i love deafheaven now

This is metal, and it is NOT gay.
youtube.com/watch?v=R_yr7zMyXpU

I remind you that this is a blue board so stop being mean guy

this is some of the most hetero metal posted in this thread so far. is it really gay when all the women want to fuck you?

wont lie that was pretty cozy

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wow soo serios
bgag medal is serious bizness, guis

Probably the most metal thing in the entire thread.

Anyone got the thinking mans metal chart?

kek

Unironically pr to Chris Lee's cover of El Toreador in the gym

why do i like early demos better than albums

literally and unironically no different from this chart

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is that corpsegrinder? must be the neck lol

great recs, thanks

no, it's Carcasssmasher

youtube.com/watch?v=c43fj53duJU

Gimme your HEAVIEST, DIRTIEST, AND ANGRIEST LIFTING RIFFS

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Behemoth – The Satanist (2014)

Leukemia boy is back! And more broken than ever! Yes, this fucking waste of shit pretty boy Nergel wasn’t man enough to hold down a real woman in Doda and witnessed her fuck some roid-head body builder instead. If Nergal was a better musician this wouldn’t have happened, but apparently he was too busy putting on clown makeup to learn some real guitar technique. Remove the vocals and drums, and most of the riffs on The Satanist sound exactly like the first Static X album. Other times, he rips off Erik Rutan’s flavor of the week shitshow Hate Eternal even though nobody remembers that band anymore. Unfortunately, the Polish government has again failed to execute Nergal for his crimes of blasphemy and degeneracy, but hopefully the nation will close their boarders and become a true theocratic monarchy. When this day comes, Nergal should hopefully be burned at the stake AFTER his pants are pulled down so the world could see why he couldn’t satisfy a women. And it we’ll all know it wasn’t the fucking leukemia!

Cradle of Filth- Dusk and her Embrace (1996)

Trend: Gothic Black Metal (1996-2003)

Other Infamous Offenders: Dimmu Borgir, …And Oceans, Theatre Des Vampyres

The early works of Emperor and Arcturus proved that the keyboard could be a useful tool in crafting sinister black metal soundscapes. The addition of strings choirs gave an epic, cinematic contrast to the oft dissonant guitar playing that defined the genre since its schism. What was used as an accent to songs by Celtic Frost’s “Necromantical Screams” and Bathory’s “Woman of Dark Desires” worked successfully when utilized as a main instrument that played through much of the songs.

But around this time, a strange cultural development was at hand- the 90’s goth. While the 80’s goth scene was restricted mostly to wealthy children of city elites, a new wave of white trash citizens began donning the dracula-dressup like capes, all black clothes and dark makeup. Somewhat of an offshot from the Korn/Nu Metal “I’m just a freak, rawr!” types began drawn to the aesthetics of black metal corpse paint. The utter rejection of social (and especially religious) institution that was in black metal culture and aesthetics was in paraell to their desperation for a community that wouldn’t beat the shit out of them in gym class. Thus, many began infiltrated the knit-tight scene of black metal. And thanks to Mayhem’s legendary vocalist Dead, gothic romantacizm found it’s way into black metal since its earliest days.

Suddenly, black metal bands started realizing they could get girls to come to their shows by adding pornographic vampire imagry, gothic love songs, and Darkwave influences into their music. And unfortunately, this wave of shopping mall metalheads- led by Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, and …And Oceans started seeing themselves labeld as “black metal.”

youtube.com/watch?v=xqyQl1cyiPY
not sure you can handle this

But while some tremolo picking and screechy vocals was involved the music itself was actually a bizarre form of gothic metal instead.

Cradle of Filth’s utter bastardization of music found in their 1996 work Dusk… and Her Embrace was the most clear cut example of this. With minor scale doom metal coupled with atmospheric keyboards and the odd thrash metal riff here and there, the album presented a sonic version of Tim Burton style horror that was completely void of the aggression and utter defiance of black metal. Singing love songs coupled with the vocals/spoken word of the fattest woman in metal history, Cradle of Filth’s circus-attraction music was so offensive to fans of the metal community that they unanimously cheered when a crazed Cincinati concertgoer stabbed a bunch of their horribly smelling fans at one of their shows. Because of this group of bands, keyboards became taboo in actual black metal and remain so to this day.

Hate Eternal: I Monarch
Trend: Nu Death (2002-2005)
Other Notable Offenders: Kataklysm, Vader, Nile

Speaking of nu metal, the genre’s ultimate death around 2002 left a number of poor, low-IQ metalheads feeling lost and uncertain. With slam and deathcore still a few years away, many found their way into basic death metal either temporarily (which was most cases) or permanently which leads us to the long haired but anorexic metal losers in Behemoth shirts we often find working at guitar center. Both of these groups adopted a few of the top selling death metal bands from the classic era (Deicide, Suffocation) but would ultimately gravitate to a sad flavor of the week trend of the early 2000’s I like to call “Nu death.” Featuring guitars that were tuned lower (closer to the nu metal tunings these fans were used to), vocals that were more shot out and un-intimidating, plastic cookie cutter production, and simplistic brainless riffing and composition, nu death seemed death metal on its exterior but in reality bared much more resemblance to its nu metal predecessor.

Hate Eternal’s I Monarch is a perfect example of the chuggy, brainless power cord and octave riffing style that would define this sad wave of forgettable soundscapes. In his best attempt to recreate one of Morbid Angel’s worst albums in Domination (minus Trey’s weird ambient shit and Quake II influences), Erik Rutan cashes on his short tenure with the aforementioned band without playing a single memorable riff.

By 2010, nearly everyone who had listened to this album had completely forgotten its existence and replaced it with heavier and dumber sounding deathcore. But some nu death fans remain stuck in this time capsule and refuse everything that came before and after it, as the lack of a father figure in their lives leaves them permanently in a minimum wage and live-with-mom state.

In Flames: Colony
Trend: Melodic Death Metal (1995-1999)
Other Famous Offenders: Soilwork, The Haunted, Arch Enemy

Melody in death metal was an interesting and enjoyable concept that strengthened a genre that was starting to see repetition around 1993. Bands from America and Sweden were increasingly injecting melody and more classical influence to a genre that was more rooted in thrash metal or jazz music. The results were initially great, especially in Swedish pioneers like Dissection and the early work of At the Gates. But by 1995, bands started losing their discipline and abandoning the death metal altogether. The result was melodic death metal: initially a more classically inspired harmonic scale version of death metal, but eventually just power-pop music with death growls. Eventually, a point was reached were the ONLY part of the music that was even remotely “death metal” was the guttural vocals.
Many felt that the overtly happy melodies and pop-isms on the breakthrough In Flames album The Jester Race were forgivable, given the enjoyable acoustic guitar parts and the classic Iron Maiden harmonies. But by the time In Flames got to Colony, everything even remotely death metal was gone and the band was trying to play the most danceable music they were capable of. Jolly, happy go lucky chord progressions with hardcore vocals makes for a really embarrassing listening experience for anyone with some testosterone left in their system. In Flames would only get worse from here, and move on to become a clone of Korn on their 2004 disasterpiece Soundtrack to Your Escape.

But what’s most ridiculous is the swap of epic failures that happened between Sweden and the United States at the turn of the millennium

This entire album

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ban the review spam autist

thank you review-senpai
very cool

>ban the review spam autist

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Just report him and keep actually contributing

it's always the same fucking reviews
always
this fuck just spams metal threads that already are shitty enough

>it's always the same fucking reviews
kek

Stoner Rock:
youtube.com/watch?v=S8Dd7RRH828

youtube.com/watch?v=VQ3Ixds-MzM

youtube.com/watch?v=zhEb6NBZKBs

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>implying the mods give a fuck about us
we are the dumpster fire containment thread of Yea Forums
anyway, have any of you fags spun this yet?

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>Label: Profound Lore Records
>Lyrical themes: Transcendence, Mythology, Spiritual Struggle
dropped

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it's alright, but i liked Vimur better as far as mainstream 2019 black metal goes

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>a few members were in both Predatory Light and Vorde
does this sound anything like them?

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post black metal bros with guns

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best one

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Blood Incantation – Starspawn (2016)
Take Cynic. Strip out all the instrumental virtuosity, creativity, and speed until you have deathcore made by idiots high off from sniffing Axe deodorant body spray. Shill it to scenesters who want to socialize to guitar noodling. Get outta here with this House of Blues crap. Jump off the roof of a parking garage until your brains splatter out on asphalt.

Incantation – Profane Nexus (2017)
Incantation are playing too cheerful sounding speed metal for compulsive collectors, autists, and the funderground. It’s time to stop releasing new records. Incantation jumping off the roof of a parking garage until their brains splatter out on asphalt wouldn’t be a bad idea for Incantation’s legacy. The band would certainly see an uptick in record sales.

Portal – Vexovoid (2013)
Portal’s music always sounds like their mother is vacuuming the basement during their band practices. Jump off the roof of a parking garage repeatedly until your brains splatter out on asphalt.

Father Befouled – Desolate Gods (2017)
Father Befouled use Incantation licks as hooks in stoner doom deathcore for retards. Jump off the roof of a parking garage repeatedly until your brains splatter out on asphalt.

Grave Miasma – Endless Pilgrimage (2016)
Vocally-driven chugging wallpaper death ‘n’ roll for Wernicke-Korsakoff sufferers. Jump off the roof of a parking garage until your brains splatter out on asphalt.

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Need a pepe edit with a slam snapback like this

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What does funderground mean?

Vader – The Empire (2016)
Vader revert to short, choppy verse chorus verse speed metal songs to play to as many Wacken goers as possible. Riffs mainly are Slayer “inspired” as usual. Idiotic Return of the Jedi meets Scream Bloody Gore cover too.

Satanic Warmaster – Black Metal Kommando / Gas Chamber (2005)
How is this symphonic black punk supposed to inspire me to toss the untermenschen into the murder showers? Satanic Warmaster miss the point entirely. This is not effective black metal, this is music for boogieing at a gay industrial club like if Celtic Frost adopted the fruitier aspects of late 90s black metal.

Eternal Champion – The Armor of Ire
Sega Genesis power metal with a chop suey purre of leftover riffs. Manilla Road with Megadeth style speed metal riffing if Dave Mustaine was autistic and loved The Lord of the Rings for the lurid descriptions of tower battlements, wizards’ beards, and elven breads. This makes one want to crank Cirith Ungol.

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this chart basically

slam fans be like...

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youtube.com/watch?v=tNQ3Cos9fOU

W-who is this goddess ?

They all lived together apparently

i will do it right now
>abaktavuk'um

it's like a language from another dimension
norse kids didn't even come close to it

wtf... I like Deafheaven now!

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this is The Great Kat, demon queen of speed metal
say something nice about her!

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see? you can't do this, you're not french

The Black Dahlia Murder – Nightbringers

An overly average band that has been championed by the leftist media for being the perfectly castrated easy listening band that they want death metal to represent. While TBDM had the ability to make fairly catchy commercial metal, all traces of that ability have vanished as the same string skipped riffs seem to repeat with very little variation. The drums are pretty much clicks at this point. The vocals have completely deteriorated once again which seems to be recurring with commercial singers. Being fast, technical and melodic is still a good substitute for songcraft in the eyes of the mainstream. Each one of the idiots should focus their efforts into promoting actual death metal since none of them are interested in making music anymore. Replace with Sentenced – North From Here.

Sargeist – Satanic Black Devotion

Experienced reviewers wince at tryhard titles like “Satanic Black Devotion” because they indicate advertising, not a coherent statement from the band. Satanic Black Devotion might as well be a can of pureed, processed, sugar and salt added, preservative enhanced black metalTM. Imitating the style of later Gorgoroth and droning melodic black metal like Ancient or Marduk but with the chaotic approach of the first Krieg album, Sargeist is long on vocals and short on song construction. They hit on a few good riffs here and there and deliver those like Christmas presents, then repeat them ad nauseam. Most riffs show a tendency to cycle between symmetrical extremes and so fall into the same boring tropes as later hardcore did. Plenty of sawing guitar adorns this album as do riff patterns from past black metal albums but these are arranged in pleasant repeating rings that do not develop in any particular direction, leading to the listener’s brain grasping a bunch of droning minimalist guitar with an occasional melodic hook. Songs express nothing other than participation, and the inclusion of local band B- riffs alongside more developed ones leads the reviewer to wonder if the band has cribbed its best moments. Several patterns are note-removed from essential parts of Gorgoroth songs, but without the strong buildup, the Christmas riff drops in as a sudden variation and not a culmination or enhancement. This album does better than most because the band keeps the energy high and is smart enough to use the same song structure again and again to present its few powerful riffs, but the result of this randomness is more of what black metal wanted to escape, not create.

keletav bulut

Yob – Clearing the Path to Ascend

Someone made Trouble Psalm 9 for idiots, wrapping it up in the 1960s stylings that shows our commercial overlords that we, too, follow the one true path to the light. Because stupidity loves pretense, it contains Cynic-style statements about opening your mind and being a hip groovy 23 skiddoo cat… hasn’t anyone realized this crap is ancient? Other than the periodic death vocals and louder production, this stuff comes to us right from the hippie era. Musically it is not terrible but not terribly interesting either, since it essentially repeats tropes in circularity until ready for a linear withdrawal to equilibrium. The whining vocalist sounds like he is trying too hard to be pacifistic and profound under his patchouli and denim and the riffs fit more in line with jam bands of the 19670s than a heavy metal band. Yob count on the listener being lulled to sleep by the pace and the hypnotically boring vocals so that the person listening forgets what has happened and every riff is new like it fell right out of the sky and exploded. Instead riffs just kind of plod along, barely related to each other, in what might be filler songs on a Bruce Springsteen album if they sped them up and got rid of the posturing. This really has nothing to do with metal but it tries hard to fit in like a bear lost in the coatcheck room. Its pacing and wailing call to mind the albums from Confessor more than the Trouble works, but aesthetically it resembles the early heavy metal doom metal bands like Trouble, Pentagram, and Candlemass but made safe by turning them into warmed-over TV dinner hippie rock. Not surprisingly the music industry gave this a big thumbs up in a nod to the Baby Boomers.

Watain – Lawless Darkness

Pretense is the fundamental state of humankind. As apes with linguistic brains, we rage against our impotence and insignificance and come up with poses: “I am important because I am good, smart, rich, sexy, hip, unique, different, wise, etc.” For some, the pretense is more or less accurate. These we call arrogant instead of pretentious. For others, in fact for over 99.98% of humanity, the pretense is merely self-important vaingloriousness backed up by nothing other than some hipster friends, a few possessions, or maybe a claim to fame like having punched out a local celebrity. Watain launched themselves with Rabid Death’s Curse, a pop black metal album in the style of The Other Side from The Abyss which won fans for its simple direct melodic songs. Several albums later, it becomes clear these guys do better giving interviews on metal theory (where they exceed almost all others) than writing music. Lawless Darkness resembles the kids show at the circus where as soon as one act fades another takes its place in relatively random order with the goal being to distract the audience so they eat up more of that popcorn and cotton candy. The album opens with dramatic violin, but then drops into disorganized metal music where riffs are joined through energetic flourishes of drum and Pantera-style bounce riffs. These songs make “sense” in that they follow a basic rhythm but most of what is written here is closer to the technical speed/death riffing of Behemoth than black metal, and none of it serves to build an atmosphere other than constant distraction. It is in fact comically random and empty of message. Presumably the ringmaster coems out and doffs his top hat and juggles live frogs somewhere in here to keep our attention but the music utterly fails to do so.

They were from Brittany so most likely took inspiration from the Breton language

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give me gay metal
no Judas Priest

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He-hey guys :3 what's up?

Death: Human

Dio
Windir
Metallica
Mayhem
Ghost DC

Do you dress metal? Are you open about your love of metal? Do you get your dick sucked regularly?

yes
yes
no
Are these things related?

NO I'm not a faggot. I tell people that I like metal when there's chance. Not for a long time

>Do you dress metal?
what does this even mean? like a douche in fucking cargo shorts?

sup

Post your favorite bird fronted metal band
youtu.be/e0_XArS_rHg

are you gay enough to be itt?
post ass pics

youtube.com/watch?v=r1NbQTwVqE0

*saves thrash metal*

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Why do you assume I'm a male?

No one loves him

Hes just as guilty as metallica for selling out

step aside kiddo

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Somewhat, I wear boots and jeans and a leather jacket. I don’t, I’m quite private about it. I like it being something special just for me. No I used to but it’s not important to me right now

that's true but at least his modern thrash albums are actually good

Also sell outs. T b h the only ones who didnt was anthrax, and they are the least popular by far

Sound of White Noise was the shittiest sell out radio rock album out of all the big four you dumb fucking faggot

You know what it means. Do you look like you belong to a subculture or do you look like a normie

Because you type like a tranny

this post made me laugh hysterically for minutes right as I opened the thread

I wear a few metal shirts
I don't bring it up but I'm open about it if it comes up
no not once

this
anthrax from the 90s was a coma-inducing embarrassment

Not even close to respoding to the point, you retard

>subculture
man, are you still in the 90s or something?

I've listened to this every day since it came out. It's not even that great, but I keep coming back to it.

omg serious biz blek meal man is not amused
sorry, your evilness, can I suck your dick in a bus?

Rec me chant-core

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youtube.com/watch?v=fPkc02A3kcQ

wow this is so transcendental unlike all of that archaic hyperborean black metal

Is it cringe to enjoy Burzum but hate black metal gay virgin corpsepaint shit?

definition of hipster s o i b o i tourist

Goths love edgy shit. Industrial music is full of Nazi imagery, Joy Divison literally named themselves after the sex slavery wing of a concentration camp
I know the kind of person you mean but this isn’t one of them

I'm pretty sure varg feels the same way.

He must be ashamed of this then

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Can someone tell me a band that has a sound similar to this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJOk2ESF-eg
If you're going to answer with a numale picture at least post a link, pls

I think he is. he hates BM and hasn’t wanted anything to do with it for some time

>can someone tell me a band that has a sound similar to Immortal
why does this trigger me so much

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Im learning the piano right now and I'm looking for some black metal or power metal songs that have good piano bits or guitar riffs that are pretty easy for a beginner to play when converted to piano. any reccs?

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Learn real music instead

it's upsetting me too but I can't figure out why

>not posting a numale

youtube.com/watch?v=VOLXT4NjKSk

start lifting user

Varg is kinda calming down about the whole "black metal is complete garbage" thing. In a recent video he spook positively of Dead's version of freezing moon. But I'm sure he is still embarrassed of his dumb attempts at corpse paint.
Whats with the second post you quoted?

here

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I had a hot dog earlier today

Did you enjoy it?

It was alright. I put ketchup on it.
Should of put mustard.

Proud of you

youtube.com/watch?v=vZx76kXqJUU
Try this, it's amateur hour stuff I swear

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All that spamming "what's some good doom metal that's came out this year so far lads" has paid off, this album fucking rules. I can't believe I've never gotten into Swallow the Sun before.

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I'm going to give it a try.
Does it riff occasionally? I never heard anything from them.

Not that poster but while I still dig it and think it's a good album, if you want riffs I would rec their first album over the new one

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Alright, I'll give both of them a listen then. Thanks.

I was phoneposting and must’ve hit the post by mistake when I pressed submit

Remember when doom was the hipster metal genre of choice in around 2012

OHHHH I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL DUDES

What's the current hipster metal genre?

I just realized that the only true genres of metal are Trad, Glam, Power, (some) Prog and (some) Doom as these were all built off the real “traditional” metal. Meanwhile genres like thrash, death, black, grind, sludge, and versions of prog/doom influenced by these styles are actually all influenced by punk/punk subgenres. These genres carry the punk taint and thus aren’t as pure metal as the the real metal mentioned earlier.

Black metal

death metal
wrong

>just realized
Is this your first week listening to metal?

Glam carries the Jewish taint

>death metal
Can you give me an example of flavor of the month hipster death metal? I'm curious. I don't really listen to much other than the boomer classics.

Not digging the vocals but otherwise pretty good Swedish BM

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Black metal and Death metal actually

Huh really? What makes you say that?
Not doubting you - as the whole “hipster” metal fan hasn’t reached my country yet

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Not gonna lie it was tough to come to this conclusion as many so called “true metal fans” find all the real pure metal as inauthentic while they worship the shrine of the punk stuff, when in reality it’s actually the other way around.

you need to visit the cherry orchards

I don't really care about punk. I think most of it sucks serious ass, but without it I wouldn't have my favorite genre. So I'm thankful.

Gorguts-core has always been hipster bait

metal

Not gonna lie, I love Gorgut's Obscura as well as everything Ulcerate has released since Everything Is Fire.

Does this general hate Obscura or love it?

hipster cunts 'ate it
proper lads like it

Hipsters and stoners permanently ruined doom.

What are the essential Vlad Tepes demos?

Yooo I've seen this mural. It's sick.

Do you trust Necrobutchers account of the early Norwegian BM scene?
He has far less reason to lie than Varg and they’re the only two who talk about it at length

Do you have some links for that? I only ever seen varg's version.

Vlad Tepes - demo

no
yes
no and I blame my girlfriend

yes, grow up

>grow up
I mean, he's not the one LARPing and fantasizing about killing christians.

New dream theater is epic

i'm pretty good at that, do you agree?

They all suck. Just stick with March to the Black Holocaust.

I want a black metal/drone album NOW

Necrobutcher wrote a book
thequietus.com/articles/14975-mayhem-interview-necrobutcher

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is this real

yep

No. I trust Hellhammer's version way more.

this is the new Hellhammer

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panzer.users5.50megs.com/articles/Mayhem/Terrorizermagazine.htm

It doesn’t seem all that different?

Based dwarf

cute... album

>adding aggressiveness to trad metal makes it untrue
So you're idea of true metal is to sissify it?

Volbeat

isn't that a pokemon

Whatever (you) like

It is
it's a pretty shit pokemon too for what it's worth

Moonsorrow, Wintersun, Finsterforst

need more bands like this please

ensiferum, windir, enslaved

How come no one talks about power metal here?

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WHAT ARE YOU BLASTIN'?!

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how do we remove black metal from metal? that would cleanse the genre imho

post dsbm
youtube.com/watch?v=xCtZCa-Wyj8

>I'm a poser

anyone got his pic without the text?

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i love you

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cringy bad lyrics are bad and can ruin good music

manilla road

cause it's honestly boring

stoner shit or doom

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I did, its not a bad album. i remember at one point the guitars were good
pic rel is probably bmaoty

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>Xibalba
kek

the sooner you guys ditch meme extreme metal music and switch over to superior power metal, the sooner you'll be saved.

>not liking all Metal
...mate

the overman tier: prog power
the hero tier: power
the sage tier: prog

the masterpiece of prog power metal
youtube.com/watch?v=MaN3pwBsRf8

Underrated trad bands?

judas priest

boring

saxon

you are boring

Bow Wow fo su

yea so

These are funny because cakes and Satanic Warmaster
Because Wolfman is fat, and he eats cakes
Fat and Honour

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Here's the new thread

wat

wat

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wat

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remember those abandoned 300 post threads where we posted trap Link lewds

wat

no
are you guys gay

Agalloch is good I dunno why people are so hostile

no is it in the archive still?

m-maybe senpai

Epic