Not a musical bone in my body

make random shit and upload to soundcloud like so

soundcloud.com/shonjo/know-this-know-that

Minor pentatonic
>Our system thinks your post is spam
Fuck, is C A P S posting no longer allowed?

Here

musictheory.net/exercises/ear-interval

You grind this exercise until you can get AT LEAST an 80% average score.

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1. Download VCV Rack.
2. Make bleeps and bloops
3. Call it ambient
4. Upload multiple albums to Bandcamp for

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download FL instead

I wonder, do people buy that stuff digitally? It's so easy to shit that out. Would be an easy way to gain some income on the side. I want to to new age yoga music to try that.

also, this

I'm sure a few people do but it's such a niche genre that is so saturated it probably wouldn't be worth the effort unless you genuinely enjoy making that type of music.

do i download extra shit or is the built in ableton stuff good enough

imagine being this stupid unironically.

imagine being stupid enough to believe its not just a trick.

Learning both a DAW and instrument (keys I presume) at the same time is a stupid idea. DAWs aren't the place to be creative. They are the last step at the end of sitting down, practicing and composing on your instrument. I don't sit down at the computer to get creative. Music software is a horrible place for that and completely demotivating for anything but recording purposes or trying out vsts for future hardware purchases. OP is apparently already scouting around for third party stuff. Too many options and shiny things for a beginner here. Sit down with an actual instrument and learn the ropes in a focused way is my advise to him.

but DAWs have instruments

>musictheory.net/exercises/ear-interval
Fuck me. I can't clear my mind and I associate the interval back to the first note of the first test I heard.

We both know I was talking about physical instruments. Even a midi controller. Doesn't matter if OP could potentially play a piano, lute, koto or dx7 pad if he doesn't know what he's doing.

now you pirate some packs and do this.

instaud.io/private/6e2c47c768a5e7ab520868e670d9478b102bc778

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instaud.io/3nlr
i am making beat.

>DAWs aren't the place to be creative.
very bad opinion
don't listen to this fuck.
there were composers who couldn't play any instrument well, like Wagner, and yet created the grandest pieces on paper.

>tfw perfect 100% every time for ascending intervals
>fail horribly at descending intervals

How do you do it? I can only do
musictheory.net/exercises/ear-note
Is it even worth it to be able to identify out of context intervals? It doesn't seem worth it.

Playing what you hear in your head and transcribing

No, but you'll need that for the very important task of identifying chords.

musictheory.net/exercises/ear-chord

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this is now a
"post your instauds to motivate and/or demotivate autist OP"
thread

instaud.io/3fqd

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>Pick one of the 5000 available tutorial series
Could you recommend one, i'm sure there's good and bad ones

Which ethot is being sampled here?

>started with 3 intervals at normal speed
>practiced until i consistently got to 95%+ with max speed and max range
>add new interval
>repeat
>repeat until i consistently got 100% with Major intervals
>repeat with minor

>
the img sampled is a random thot thot from girlsdoprons, but the audio thot sample is marina joyce, a has been youtube personality of little renown
youtu.be/GJrbOntRGCQ

I'm sure there's a musical prodigy in OP that can compose by ear after admitting he's waiting for divine inspiration with zero musical knowledge or ideas

I don't know what any of that means
Only octave and tritone

instaud.io/3hSw

sewer creature-step?

can u give me ur ableton file just so i can have a look at it

>instaud.io/3hSw

lol, I think 11 minutes of this stuff might be a tad excessive.

larper

why the fuck would I want to do this?

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>instaud.io/3nlO

Metal city-pop I made yesterday and posted as a fuck you in a soundcloud thread to laugh at all the lo-fi fags for compensating their shitty composition skills and lack of investment in actual equipment or mixing skills.

You mean, have fun making whatever kind of shit he wants? Why wouldn't he? That's why you get a DAW in the first place.

>instaud.io/3nlO
I see knowledge can't buy taste.

fucking based

lofi fag detected stay rekt

>0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
retarded

wow, didnt know james ferraro came to this board

>Not a musical bone in my body.

Not with a fucking DAW, you idiot. Get piano lessons or something.

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Ah, I'm flattered but I fail to see the connection.

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>compose by ear
there are hundreds of high quality VSTi plugins that sound even more realistic than some amateur playing actual instruments

so what plugins do i get?