Google "Top Hits" for the year you lost your virginty

2006:
>Bad Day - Daniel Powter.
>Temperature - Sean Paul.
>Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland.
>You're Beautiful - James Blunt.
>Hips Don't Lie - Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean.
>Crazy - Gnarls Barkley.
>Ridin' - Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone.

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xd

>implying

>the year you lost your virginty

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2010
>Love The Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rhianna
>Just The Way You are - Bruno Mars
>Only Girl (In The World) - Rhianna
>Club Can't Handle Me - Flo Rida
>Like a G6 - Far East Movement
>Take It Off - Ke$ha
>DJ Got Us Fallin In Love - Usher
>Teenage Dream - Katy Perry

Pretty fuckin' based. Bad Romance and Bulletproof were tight too, but those both came out in 2009.

I havent lost it

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I too, was 2006

t-top hits 2020?

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2003
>Ignition - R. Kelly
>Thoia Thoing - R. Kelly
>Step In the Name of Love - R. Kelly
>Miss You - Aaliyah
>Come Over - Aaliyah
I didn't technically lose my virginity but I did get peed on.

Sorry guys but when I google "Top Hits 2020" I don't recognize any of the songs that come up

Maybe an alien or a robot made them :)

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congrats on losing your virginity this year, i hope youre overage!

2014
> "Happy", Pharrell Williams
> "Dark Horse", Katy Perry (feat. Juicy J)
> "All of Me", John Legend
> "Fancy", Iggy Azalea (feat. Charli XCX)
> "Counting Stars", OneRepublic

Man, it's only been five years and already virtually none of these artists are still culturally relevant. My sex life isn't very relevant either but that's beside the point.

losing your virginity underage is for chads, im more of a stereotypical Yea Forums man

fair enough, i lost mine when i was almost 19 and i still feel insecure sometimes when people ask me

well if that makes you feel better im 20 and i paid a prostitute

same here.
first time I had sex: 2010
last time I had sex: 2012
iam a new born incel

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no i dont really get off to other peoples misfortunes, that just makes me feel bad. i genuinely hope you are able to find some form of love. girls suck tho

2015
1. Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars
2. Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran
3. See You Again - Wiz Khalifa featuring Charlie Puth
4. Trap Queen - Fetty Wap
5. Sugar - Maroon 5
6. Shut Up and Dance - WALK THE MOON
7. Blank Space - Taylor Swift
8. Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
9. Earned It (Fifty Shades of Grey) - The Weeknd
10. The Hills - The Weeknd
11. Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix) - OMI


NOW WATCH ME WHIIIIP NOW WATCH ME NAE NAE (do your thang)

TBA

>tfw medically unable to have sex
>accept it and live a life of celibacy
>find happiness through other means
>music, masturbation, movies, etc.
>reach true happiness in virginity
>fairly "addicted" to porn, mostly Japanese
>softcore models to extreme fetish shit
>binge music and movies all day as well
>eat all the best foods every day, too
>happiness grows and grows and grows
>fastforward to late 2018
>try to go on a softcore adult model site
>ready for some big tiddy Japanese sluts
>"this site is blocked for CP, your IP has been logged"
>what the fuck
>fuck it, going on another site
>"this site is blocked for CP, your IP has been logged"
>????
>try a bunch of other sites
>every Japanese adult site is blocked as CP
>google for some American "teen model" site
>some girls literally look 12, wtf is this shit
>it's not blocked
>have a theory
>try a Japanese news site
>"this site is blocked for CP, your IP has been logged"
>mfw the government finally found a way to act on its anti-Japanese sentiment

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I think your ISP got some orders from the feds

What do you mean?

>girls suck tho
You wish they did, don't you? ;)