Billie Eilish: "I'm the opposite of an industry plant"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yea Forums BTFO for real.

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>already being coached in how to nip open secrets about your career in the bud

What did she mean by this?

Her PR is getting really fucking good, they're posting it here to beat the bullshit. I like it, can I hire you all? 3k a month sound about right?

True, I don't know why Yea Forums even accused her in the first place. Its well known she came from the Indian slums as an orphan raised to fame only by her impeccable voice and talent of lyricism and acting.

her fanbase is scummy broke kids. enjoy what you created.

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>come from family with industry connections
>get signed to Interscope at 14 with almost no musical experience
>have bland singing voice and can't even write your own material, clearly signed only for marketability
>dress and collaborate with soundcloud rappers despite stereotypical indie singing voice which gets smothered in trap beats
>get payola'd literally everywhere since late 2017
But yeah she's totally not an obvious plant.

>what did her PR coach mean by this?
FTFY

>the most obviously manufactured pop star of the past 10 years denies being manufactured in order to save her image before her album drops and world tour starts
And you're shocked by this?

If you read the article, it's obvious she doesn't know what the word means. She says she's not a plant because "I never wanted to be famous teehee".

This is the most industry plant post yet

Why does she dress like a retard?

She's a known clout chaser. Not joking. No one in hip hop gave a shit about her until she befriended X and Curry.

>be Billie
>get planted
>internet immediately notices and exposes you
>"I'm not a plant guize I SWEAR I fucking hate fame I NEVER wanted this believe me pls!!!!1"

Billie is trash. Extremely try hard.

well of course you aren't

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She betters her image by faking humility.

>>get signed to Interscope at 14 with almost no musical experience
This is literally all you need to prove she was planted. Why would ANY major label sign someone that wet behind the ears unless they knew they could make her a cash cow?

She looks like she _____ _________.

cooks cupcakes

SLANGZ ROCCZ

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>>have bland singing voice
It's impossible to sing Wuthering Heights in the original key with Denzel's cock in your mouth.

needs plasticsurgery

has FAS

>Tellingly, and convincingly, she also says: ‘People really love the idea of fame. I don’t.’
yikes. so alternative

Yet she remains signed to a major label and willingly promotes herself everywhere.

She comes off as a stuck up brat in every interview she does. Must be all that Hollywood parenting.

I don't understand. No way her fans are so stupid-they must know she is a plant and simply don't fucking care. Who are the PR team trying to fool?

It's blatantly obvious her brother is the real creative genius here. His production is much, much better than her voice, which is what makes Billie's music so "unique" in the first place. If she were to sing a song completely on her own without any help from her bro it would most likely sound ass-tier. Also notice how he's always sitting behind her in every live performance she does.

This vid needs to get a million views before the last week of March when her album drops. Can we do it?

>accusing a victim of molestation of being a molester
Please don't.

I'm not reading all of that shit. Her music sucks.

This.

>rich white girl from the suburbs wearing FTP
Don't cut yourself on all that edge sweetie.

>I'm the opposite of an industry plant
Damn,she really got us

Every pop star is a fucking industry plant. They’re there to making money for corporations. Does Yea Forums seriously believe thats not true?

Doesn't excuse Shillie.

Gross. It's really annoying that she thinks having some dark thoughts and confusion about her identity -as a teenager- is stemming from some kind of creative genius and her being different. In reality almost every teenager is melodramatic and confused in some way, hence her relatability to the masses. And somehow even though she's massively popular with her demo all of her fans still think "wow she's different just like me". I wouldn't even be surprised if she's not really coached that much and this is just what putting a spotlight on the teenage ego looks like. Either way her music actually is different from other young popular singers regardless of whether not it comes from a genuine place of her own.
Her sound might not be anything new to us but to most of her fans it's really unique and stands out among their other favorites like Ariana and the like. I still think it's kind of neat to see someone able to sell an indie sound to 14 yr old girls. Her brother really is good at what he does imo.

This girl... I hate her so much, the more i read about her and her lies the angrier i get. I hate with every inch of my body.

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna end her

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Hold on until 2020 when she'll be sent to the dustbin of history.

Gross.

Fuck off shill

Ariana can actually sing though. You honestly believe Billie could pull off something like this?:
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She wasn't signed for her vocal skills but how easily marketable she is to the angry 14-year olds. i'M nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs

Apples to oranges my friend.

I hope this bitch gets hit by a truck

She'll be gang-raped by seven of her black boyfriends first.

dude, she wrote Ocean Eyes all by herself when she was 10 years old and did all the production for it. Interscope obviously just believes in her so much that they really want her to succeed

Naw I'm not comparing them talent wise idk how you got that.
To a 14 yr old girl Billie is unique and stands out among the other females they're listening to because she doesn't sound like Ariana or Cardi B etc. and they relate to Billie in a more down to earth way, everything from the lyrics to the fact that Billie is easier to sing along to than a highly skilled singer or rapper, all of it makes young teens feel like she really is just like them. A lot of the same reasons older teen girls related to Lana Del Rey early on.

Doesn't matter if it's manufactured if they don't know it's manufactured know what I mean?

shit bait fuck off

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>not being able to detect the obvious sarcasm

Who cares if she's a industry plant or not, her music simply isn't interesting

Daily reminder Kate wrote this all on her own at 13:
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Apples to oranges again my friend.

Lol I've only ever listened to Hounds of Love
Is this about like
The bittersweetness of growing up from being daddys little girl? Cuz thats actually nuanced af for a teen girl is it worth hearing the whole album

>>accusing a victim of molestation of being a molester
bad analogy btw but regardless "industry plant" is not a term that needs a person to point a finger towards, its the act of an artist claiming to be DIY or selfmade but secretly arent at all either through their own means or by the record label taking advantage of them

Don't think so. Kate took a lot of inspiration from literature.

No one would care that she's an industry plant if she had the talent and made good music, which she doesn't.

*Every pop star post-2010 is an industry plant.
Ftfy

That's naive

>accusing a victim of molestation of being a molester
That's usually how it works, sadly. People don't just wake up one day and think, "Gee, I feel like touching a kid today!" They learn it from someone, habits scarred into their brain for life.

I know most pop stars period are industry plants. But not all of them.

I’m not reading all this fucking shit. What are you referring to OP?

>Labels are now falling over themselves to manufacture the next Billie Eilish. Which is missing the point, of course. ‘I was so the opposite of an industry plant,’ she says today. Tellingly, and convincingly, she also says: ‘People really love the idea of fame. I don’t.’

She's too stupid to realize she isn't the one who decides whether or not she's a plant, her label does.

>‘People really love the idea of fame. I don’t.’

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oh god this old gen x "i dont like being famous" "id rather be dead than cool" faux apathetic attitude to fame while hypocritically doing everything in their power to be cool and famous

even her image isnt original

Nothing about their relationship strikes me as sexual. I don't even think there's pics of them together aside from le coffee gif. And there's nothing sexual about two friends sharing a coffee.

>And there's nothing sexual about two friends sharing a coffee.
nigga have you ever played a GTA game

Wut?

Nothing about this demonstrates she isn't a plant. She's just being naive.

Label: I Want you to act depressed... and say you hate this lifestyle the kids love that

Billy: But what if they call me out on me acting fake depressed and being a industry plant

Label: Just tell 'm it's not cool te make fun of depression, it's a serious matter. tell'm you hate the fame associated with being a major label star

Checkmate incels

The comments on this video are insufferable:
>they're a duo they just label it as solo
>billie is open about her bro writing her songs, stop pretending you're exposing her
>she's being forced into the industry so young
>you’re acting like you just unveiled a big secret that exposes her for being an industry plant but she talks about him all the time on social media
>my question is even if they are an industry plant does it matter?
>she's super unique
>she's being massively exploited by her label
>kid, you're probably well intentioned but indignantly proclaiming FRAUD! on performers because you don't understand how the music industry actually works is painful, and going to get in your own say from succeeding.

likes the color blue

>implying it's not hilarious when poptimists go full damage control

Nearly all molesters were molested themselves.
Nearly all KANGZ believe they're entitled to rape as much white pussy as possible.
He raps about using women as sex objects in multiple songs. He also defends abusers.
But continue living in your fantasy.

>Nearly all KANGZ believe they're entitled to rape as much white pussy as possible.
Yeah, source for this?

I think she's said in interviews her depression is real and that she's felt suicidal before.

>Did you stretch before you started reaching that far?
Ugh.

>thinking anyone’s is going to admit that their depression is fake and trendy
She’s gonna die with the lie

What makes you think her depression is fake?

It’ll not saying it’s not I’m saying that she has reason to not say it’s fake. And she has financial incentive to either act or behave like she has depression. There’s reason to doubt her, that’s all I’m saying.

can you faggots please contain """discussion""" of people like billie eilish, ariana grande, and the like in a general or something

i thought it was JID who was fucking her

the fact that she's a white wealthy famous american woman, which is like the top 0.0000001% percentile of having an easy life

She and Curry are going on tour together so you can be sure she's going to be sucking him off every night.

what's the opposite of an industry plant?
a regular artist?

No.

lol she only wears new designer clothes every day and poses infront of cars she cant even drive yet

Not him, and I hate to be "that white guy", but from my own experience I get the impression most "woke" black men are angrier at white women than they are at white men, "the slaveowner's wife was worse to the slaves", that kind of thing. It doesn't surprise me if a lot of them rape white girls out of feelings of revenge.

She's 17.

She wasn't even friends with X. Those pics of them together are all fake and X never spoke about her.

It’s not disscussion most of the time it’s either shitposting or people want to hate

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Pro tip: there are millions of songs on SoundCloud. If yours is the one that goes viral you most certainly have industry connections or are already signed.

Depression doesn't care about your race or class.

I think you're exaggerating.

>those messages x sent
lmao that was deep and it too got me through some hard times I AM CRYING JAH WAS TOO YOUNG

JAHSEH WAS ESSENTIALLY A CLOUT MARTYR.

Her sitting there in the interview with her leg in the cast is honestly like that iconic

I mean, I think it's perfectly logical. A lot of black males think "bitch should know her place" and treat women in a very chauvinist manner. When it's white women the issue of white supremacy comes into play, and a lot of black men tend to feel insecure if they're being one-upped by a white girl for that reason. I'm no /pol/tard but I wouldn't be surprised if all the stats about black-man-white-woman relationships being overwhelmingly violent.

SHO NUFF BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

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Fuck off waifufag.

rip x, also how can anybody hate on billie

>Billie is thinking of the bedroom wall on to which, for the past few years, she’s been scrawling thoughts she can’t even bear to put into her music.

>The bedroom wall is hidden by a blanket, Billie says. ‘When you lift it up, there’s a whole bad dream to look at. If you were to come across that wall in someone’s house… you’d leave.’ The wall’s first encounter with a Sharpie came when Billie scrawled ‘WHO AM I, EVEN?’ across it in huge block letters. (‘I don’t really think I want to know,’ she says, when I ask if she ever found out.)

holy fuckin shit

I'm more amazed at the people who eat her shit up.

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they are literally 12 year old white girls

I wanna grab her by those huge milkers and slam that cunt until it runs dry.

Do all these rappers really like her or are they just using her?

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doodoo pussy
her vagina still smells like poop
she smells like a fucking dirty diaper and stinks up her dad's challenger lease
pee-yew