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First for varg
war metal is really bad
Any Nu Metal that's actually good?
Venom sucks.
Gift by taproot
i like Chimaira's debut but I could see why others would hate it
does /meal/ have a discord channel?
Varg is secretely gay, fucks male prostitutes in the ass and have big family orgies with his own children
Its the same as the tranny discord
Post-Metal is cool
Pretty solid stuff
>discord
reminder to STORM THE MANGROVE
Kill yourself.
i wish i was still a teenager
Oh yes it is
>argsöylent
Why so passive aggressive?
Oh man, Wojaks and basedposting, how can anyone ever recover?
What was your teenage edginess anthem?
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I associate smells, feelings and all the kind of qualia to this poorly written song with great guitar and a poor video.
Thoughts on Emperor?
>Oh man, Wojaks and basedposting, how can anyone ever recover?
good band
Viking metal is fucking gay
Confess your /metal/ sins
emper or what?
Ive seen volbeat twice. They were pretty good both times.
post A N G R Y S H I T
i-i kinda enjoy melodeath and atmoshit
but just a little bit i swear
Where do I know this from? Is this Ildjarn?
Do you like white killswitch engage or do you like black killswitch engage?
Yes, it's Strength and Anger by Ildjarn.
who /alcatrazz/ here?
shut up
amaranthe is great live
slaughter of the soul is in my top 10 fav metal albums
im triggered by this shitpost; early war metal bands may have been deprived of technique but not creativity. please explicitly describe where black witchery stole from korn
i still to this day unironically can enjoy first BMTH albums and Avenged Sevenfold, doesn't mean i listen to them actively tho, theres too much better stuff to be listening at the moment
ALSO DUBS FOR MELODEATH ROCKS
back then i was into dubstep and other bleep shit coz i tried to get a life and be a normal social human being
what is /metal/ thoughts on this? i actually liked a lot
>Avengayd Semenfold
Based. I still listen to second heartbeat from time to time.
@86231176 (You)
Unironically enjoy atmoblack and some dsbm
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This was literally my fucking school shooter anthem,
i would virgin walk across the school thinking how uncool and normie all the kids around me are (which was correct, but didnt change the fact that i was a cumslurping fag too)
>so fucking raw and filthy, they finally made a really heavy song
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I'd listen to this song every single day during recess in 2011. Looking back it's pretty meh, but I loved it.
>they manage to shit out something identical to a riff and repeat it for the first 4 minutes of a song that is otherwise typical for them
>wow they're so KVLT xD they're definitely not fag fodder anymore guys
I used to be the typical fan that you see here that tends to shit on melodeath, more symphonic power metal, atmo stuff, prog, etc. I even used to think that the entry level stuff was super overrated. Overall I think I was like this for about 8 or so years as a metal fan.
But after having gotten my shit together in life and having dug deeper into other styles of music as well, I now like a lot of that stuff I used to hate, plus I definitely do think that a lot of the "entry level" bands have written some of the best examples of what the genre has to offer. Now I feel bad about being that kind of elitist prick in the past. Also as a result I feel slightly responsible for having turned /metal/ into the more close minded, elitist place it is because it used to be far more accepting of more styles of metal until like that time around 2015 when me plus a few other users starting shit talking this stuff pretty hard. At least I am busy enough with other things in life I am not spending too much time here.
How old is this, I remember that I loved this album as well at 12 when I got into metal (which was in 2012).
It was released in 2009
your favorite kind of candy and your favorite subgenre
> sour candy in general
> osdm / grindcore
Ah yes, Thirteen was the newest one back then in 2012, and Super Collider hadn't yet got out.
i think onward to golgotha is mediocre
I remember feeling so disappointed by 13, but still trying to like it to justify my hype.
>Crunch or anything like it
>thrash metal
I hate the band Overkill
what if the new Batushka album never drops
>winegums
>death Metal
Lords of Chaos is a decent movie.
Fight me.
do a backflip into concrete from a tall building bitch.
There's not a single death metal (or derivative) band that I like. I hate death growls with a passion.
I don't really enjoy much metal anymore. I mostly listen to techno and old time country
I remember that as a gift for my 13th birthday my dad took me to the Megadeth concert, the Super Collider tour. The concert started at around 20, and we had a 4-hour drive to the place where it was held so he took me from school and we set off, and then we returned home at 4 in the morning.
Super Collider was a shitty album to me but they still played some nicer songs from Countdown or Youthanasia.
Good or bad album, that was the best /meal/ feeling of my life.
I wonder how the guy who played Varg feels about being hated by Varg for being a fat jew
>tfw 22
>never been to a concert
>selection boxes
>black metal
>26
>never been to a concert
everyone i know likes shit metal or normie stuff, and i dont want to go to a concert alone
Protein bars as I don't really eat other candy type stuff anymore.
Idk what my favorite subgenre is. Probably between trad, power, black, or prog. Gun to my head answer's probably trad.
Used to feel the same way until I kinda just let off the pressure to always needing to stay caught up with trying to find new stuff and just naturally listen to what I like. That's of course coupled with enough of a time off from metal so that I can see from an overall view what I really really enjoy from the genre.
faggot
I don't think he cares. He's just a normie doing his job.
In the same boat, I listen to the same few metal bands, but I do really enjoy finding new underground techno and house music to listen to.
my ears are ringing because I listened to Grand Belial's Key for too long
Post weeks.
Reee trigger discipline
I went alone to Dark Tranquillity last year to the capital I had gone to with my dad 5 years before, and it was very nice. You're in for the music and the show, not for being a drunken boor roving around and "having fun" with the others.
yes
The peak look, none higher.
Imagine wearing makeup and thinking it makes you a badass.
various mincecore/gore discography releases and splits
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Imagine dressing as king diamond and thinking people think you are brutal.
rev up those S O D O M memes
I'm pretty sure he wore that makeup to actually look like a corpse. He wasn't happy living.
But it doesn't look like a corpse at all. He'd look more like it if he had no make up.
They were just kids LARPing.
boohoo
He was a bit too melodramatic for his own good but i can kinda get the make up
>marzipan
>speed metal
going to shows alone is perfectly fine but I don't like it either. It would be easier if I was still social, moshing or a front row warrior. Now it's more like some living embodiment of the "my feet hurt" meme.
God that is nasty. Makes me want to practice more drums. feel free to post more foul mince/gore shit.
This album doesn’t seem to be talked about as much. What gives?
I don't like candy
Trad, mostly NWOBHM
Most dl'ed albums from me is Mayhem on ss recently. What about you guys?
I prefer it to the s/t
What else is there to say about bathory? We all know what it is and could just look up reviews on metal archives. It's like some loose pussy bitch, that everyone has banged all ready.
He-hey guys can I be part of your club? I am really cool I promise :3
o_O RAWR xP
What's the password?
Sometimes my anus leaks.
I know I know, it's "no kevins here" but I'm cool
Might wanna get that checked out
Password Incorrect
Do you have a cockmometer I could use?
melodeath sucks
Bumbum
your mom gay
Yeah, sure
>The peak look
Ahem
no soibois
I have only shared a folder with over 200 recorded farts of some random guy. No downloads yet.
the password is t. söyboy
GHOULS
Correct. You shall enter
I was joking anyway, I did not want to be part of this shit desu
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wouldn't be mince if it's not foul and sounds like shit
kiss your dad
heil hitler
fuck niggers
1234
stay on topic faggots
It's my name, with it I unlock memories of past lives. Brööt :DDD horn sounding from hlidskjalf
REPORTED FOR HACKING
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>on topic
pick one
What topic? how burzum, mayhem, darkthrone, immortal, blasphemy, and bathory are the only metal bands?
I think it might be the best metal album of all time
you havent heard my basement blackmetal mixtape yet
imagine being this mad at the simple fact that black metal exists
I feel like kd is one of the final bosses of metal. It's the band I'm saving to go through there discography last from all the albums I own, because I want to save the best for last.
Also this album makes me want to play Bloodborne whenever I listen to it but I haven't actually played it in 3 years.
Why this album specifically?
I love dsbm
fuck yea let's go back to jerking off these bands every thread, especially now that the movie is out. Only normies don't like these bands, am I right guys?
Post your favorite /metal/ final bosses
Post your favorite dsbm, so I can see if dsbm is for me or not.
I guess King Diamond in general. The gothic horror goodness. Also the wagon on the album reminds me of a thing in Bloodborne.
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frankly all of make a change...kill yourself 's stuff is really good
Is Bloodborne the most /metal/ game there is?
what constitutes a final boss?
Not that poster but
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admittedly they're not "pure" dsbm but I still love it
rainbow is better, haven't checked out anything after dream evil but am curious.
Diablo is pretty /meal/
I like depressive sounding riffs a lot.
I love the last comfy Arctic Monkeys album
I wish all the AM album covers didn't look like it was taken with a iphone and put with a summer filter on it to make it look old.
Runescape wildy is metal. I wish there was a game like runescape wildy in 1st person. inb4 witcher 3.
>how to trick people into thinking your crappy goregrind album is good
>play really fast
>put so many effects on the vocals you can't hear anything
>take a picture off of gore website of your choice
>name it something medical sounding
fucking brilliant, at least get a good gimmick like Bill Steer's cartoon diarrhea voice
the lore behind how it became the wildy is pretty metal too
first person games are AIDS and Tibia is better
$$$
>and less effort than some dumb monkey pressing buttons to make a beat and rhyming to it.
not enough mince and too much wankery
melodeath sucks
Abigail is a 10/10 but my favorite KD album will always be pic related
ever play rust? that game is far from aids
That's a good feel. My first concert was Motley Crue. My dad took myself and my younger brother to the city to meet our older brother. He was into metal back in the 80s so he was really excited that his 20 years younger siblings were also into metal. That was a good time.
Interesting, I would put it at 5 or 6 probably
Apparently a lot of people don't like The graveyard but I think it's his best of the 90s.
I love Poison
>tfw more Soulscore coming soon
>Tibia
My nigga.
So, are you Polish, Brazilian or Swedish?
Whos 6ix9ine of metal?
Varg
The home of black metal and kebab pizza.
I'm looking about getting into Deathrash. What re the essentials
Start with Death Metal essentials. Scream Bloody Gore is the place to start
didn't even try, nice
can someone do a cum tribute to varg on Yea Forums??
Ah, Brazil. I see.
Start with Spectrum of Death, you will not be disappointed. Greatest madcunt vocals of all time.
I'm watching a pirated copy of Lords of Chaos.
Sue me, Akerlund
Spectrum of Death, Morbid Saint
Illusions, Sadus
more like baby's first madcunt vocals
It's the go-to for a reason, that and Blood Fire Death IMO
the bloke from Manowar
Theres too many metal bands now
not that mad to be honest
Yeah, since the early 70's
Its ok. The acting is very stiff and i cant figure out if they are doing it on purpose or not
I thought the same thing. The side characters were great but varg and euro seemed like they were reading cue cards
My nigger
>gobstoppers
>early Swedish melodeath
>Vader
I wouldn't wish those techno drums upon my worst enemy
I know nothing about acting and I don't really watch movies. So I probably won't notice it.
Youll see what i mean. Varg especially is pretty bad
pic related
heavy metal & thrash metal
>dopamine is for faggots
>thrash metal
Bra skit, nästan som djungelvrål.
>lakrits
Det är djungelvrål i den. Blir lite tråkigt att bara käka samma sak.
>t. soja
I never really got into death metal. I like thrash, black, doom and their associated subgenres but I just can't do death metal for some reason.
Det var som fan, hur kan jag ha missat det?
not a sin, nobody genuinely likes death metal other than insecure teenage boys looking to convince others how BR00TAL they are
>Reese's
>black metal
sexy language
I think it's fine if people like it, but I just can't get into it.
Very säxy indeed.
din mammas fitta är sexig
I'm going to kill every person who dares speak swedish on this general.
you'll cowards dont even listen to crotchduster
>he thinks only sugary foods release dopamine
really hope you're joking
mean
LAKRITS!!!!
better to just speak norwegian please
bork bork bork would you like to fuck my wife achmed bork bork
svenska är hårdrockens modersmål
implying I think that, would rather get dopamine from excising you fuckin nerd. Than just blowing up my brain with a bag of it.
Hey guys can I be a swedish please? I will not mess it up
Do Norwegians and Swedes understand each other or do they just speak English? I was wondering how Dead and the rest of the Mayhem faggots were able to communicate.
Läskigt, hur ska jag våga somna nu?
Elak och hemsk.
fuckin, shut the fuck up...
They're like dialects of the same language. There are some words that are different but a Swedish guy in Oslo especially will have no problem whatsoever.
your opinion is bad and you should feel bad
We understand each other most of the time.
wow, neonazis are right, white culture is so diverse and vibrant
lol literal different languages are the same in Eur*pe. white extinction when
My gateway to metal was proge (Dream Theater, Symphony X, etc.) and I still enjoy it.
Hähähä
Andra skivan är bättre.
Why norwegians and swedes are not usually a fucking egotisticals like Muricans and europeans in general?
and the finns too I suppose.
>another week of being a wagecuck has come to a brief end before it starts all over again
metal for this feel?
At least you can say that without getting bullied
I started listening to metal with Limp Bizkit
maze of torment
only beer is real, no really tho I feel the same way and might go buy some beer.
Meal for this feel?
?
what did he mean by this
Any good tech death this year?
kek, that album is a soiboi killa
>MERCIFUL FATE YASSS KING SLAY HAHA FALSETTOS
IF THERE'S A GOD IN HEAVEN
HEAR
MY
CALL
Reeses or Russian batons
Deathrash
don't break the oath is entry level as fuck tho, I agree
Poison is Allison Coopers best song
yo yo nigga, so deep dood
don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
Demolition Hammer
Mercyless
Agressor
Loudblast
Massacra
Num Skull
Morbid Saint
Ripping Corpse
Poison
Obliveon
Revenant
Protector
Incubus
Messiah
Infernal Majesty
That's interesting. Thanks.
I'm glad I'm gona die and don't have to fuck with all this modern shit. I'm glad I was born at the time to explore the golden era of metal that was before me.
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deathrash
...
large creature
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Is it Metal?
you fucking know, just pretend not to know
faggot
WHERE THE SLIME LIVE
youre ugly
are you talking about the region that created the most egotistical scene metal has ever known? or some other norway that I've never heard of
Know what? Stop smoking crack user you are not making any sense at all.
>3:37
Is that a slugdge song?
What did Vinnie mean by that?
ZOMBEH
GOD OF HEAVEN HEAR MY CRIES OF ANGUISH IM IN PAIN
FROM THE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
YOU FOOL, THESE EYES WHERE NEVER FOR YOUUUUU.
AND WHAT A TRAGEDY
WHEN THE GOD HEADS ARE REMOVED
PRAISE HAIL SATAN
Sooo, you are not gonna explain what you meant with and ?
What a surprise.
AAAAAA CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP DUE TO INSOMNIA SO TELL ME WHAT YOU CUNTS ARE BLASTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Venom sucks
metal?? it's gay...
Sounds like an anime intro
it unironically does
I'll suck the venom out of you ;^)
STRIBORG
>dont like judas priest
>dont like iron maiden
>dont like in flames
>dont like venom
>dont like pantera
>like behemoth
>like revocation
>fucking love scar symmetry
>fucking love mastodon pre-Hunter
>never listened to napalm death aside from Apex Predator
>havent listened to all of Boris' discography (Amplifier Worship is GOAT)
>unironically like a lot of stuff on Relapse Records
>dislike V-shaped guitar bodies
>dislike the lack of moshing at black metal shows
>never listened to None So Vile in its entirety despite owning Cryptopsy merch
>find power metal gay and lame except Galneryus
All the sins off the top of my head, but I'm sure there's more.
Who is the one on the right supposed to be?
nigger you are going to hell but the cool hell, you're going to faggot hell
new Candlemass, my dude
the version of House of Doom on this is fucking great
Someone talk about BTBAM with me
pat yourself on the back for showing me this, it's great.
>dont like judas priest
>dont like iron maiden
LEAVE THE HALL
Oh I forgot a few:
>the only good band out of the Big 4 is Megadeth
>slayer is the most overrated metal band to ever fucking exist
>everything recorded after Dio left Black Sabbath is shit
What genre is this? I genuinely dont know
leave me alone chads
not metal but haunting shit also
Leave the hall
fart, just like you
WHY DO I LIKE CRINGY MUSIC SO MUCH
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I fucking love this album.
post some, I need some good entertainment
n-no
so insecure, yet so anonymous. Might as well just kill yourself, you hopeless fuck.
rood
only people that say rood and lewd are kpop faggots, you really are a mess...
alright you meanie, have your cringy song
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ohnonon
I eat poops
kek
SOON THE TYRANT WILL CONQUER
SO SPOKE THE WIIIISE
OF THE DAY WHEN THE SORCERER
WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE
next edition better be something fucking good
>Morbum Anal
Yikes
any good doom metal come out this year yet lads
...
idiot
saw the faceless after all the bad press he got over his drug addiction, and he fucking killed it.
tapekvlt discord > /metal/
If youd never heard This Present Darkness than yea it was ok