You wake up as taylor swift

find my missing ass
Also profess my undying support for Trump and anything I say after today is a result of DNC brainwashing

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How is this not first post? There is something seriously wrong with you fuckers

Kek

post sexual photos of myself online and have sex with random fans

based

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Transfer all her money into my real account. About time I bought an island or two.

What if you never get switched back?

Put on the sexiest bra and panties she owns then get two dildos and start DPing myself

Take a poo and email pictures of the poo to my male email address

I'd like to experience ovulation the minstrel cycle in general

> the minstrel cycle

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Feel the boobs and figure out what vaginas are like

whats different then?

Make an industrial noise EP

>minstrel cycle

Make a black metal album, followed by a digital hardcore/breakcore album, then make a noisecore album, perform with The Gerogerigegege, and then kill myself

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Make a limited edition of lathe cut 7" singles out of ice cream bucket lids and sell them on urban outfitters for $150

release a deathcore album.

the whole media machine behind her trying to figure out why t-swift made metal would be interesting

Meant to put $15000

lose weight

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advertise earphones near a fresh vegetables section of supermarket

Pleb cant handle a real woman

Check my internet history to prove whether or not I'm actually a channer

normally if i imagine waking up as a girl i'd kill myself, but if i were t swift for a day i'd totally fuck up her career - post nudes on every social media platform, shittweet at every artist, and most importantly publicly denounce feminism as the gravest of all evils

>minstrel cycle
Thanks I needed that laugh

t. landwhale roast sandwich

Are you trying to tell me she shops for groceries? If I was even moderately wealthy I'd certainly have someone else do all chores for me.

post obese taylor

I'd love it to wake up as a girl. I was supposed to be born a female but because of a cruel twist of fate I was born a pathetic beta boy.

ill go find my real self, and literally fuck myself.

right is unironically better

roll a spliff. eat something. shower, shit, shave.

Uhm, ring up Karlie Kloss and spend the rest of the day in bed, how is that a question.

That was just a publicity shot to make her seem like an average person. She has peons who shop for her.

she's ugly

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Then get your Swift self pregnant, then pay your real self off with millions of dollars in hush money.

Make my dream album of savage, serialism-influenced death metal with a real choir.

mental illness: the post

Take a fatty dump in the toilet cistern at a Subway restaurant

make a spoken word album exposing the jews

Expose myself as a reptilian to the world

Publicly defend Harvey Weinstein and Ryan Adams, saying that immigrants and libtards are to blame

based

Test

dubs confirm

Probably ask Lorde to have sex

Make a post on Yea Forums with a picture of today’s newspaper and sign that says hello Yea Forums as the image and as the subject I’d put “stop listening to me” “get a better wifu”

Do a collab with guided by voices

That's a good one

Do weed

Get pregnant
Bottle and sell breastmilk
Abort baby

Based. Try to Fuck Robert to

Kill myself

Get a female boner

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Tell the world that transgenders have a mental illness, depression isn't real, black people are shitters and women are worse than men

This except dont ask her

probably buy whatever i wanted

Eat a pack of crayons and then piss myself

this

Transition into a man

she has an ass and tits now though

kek

Shove a couple hundred dollar bills up my ass then immediately switch back. Next time Taylor takes a poo she will poo out the money haha.

within one day?

As far as I know about sex and pregnancy yes

Indeed

Obviously shitpost, then post nudes on Yea Forums with a sharpie in the butt

Shitpost on Twitter and transfer all my money to my family before living streaming my suicide disguised as a new music video

Squats

sniff my farts

Wasn't there a theory that Swift lurks here?

Say my daily prayers to Moloch in order to maintain our covenant.

Yes I do, and you guys are ALL perverts!

have deranged sex with 5 lucky male fans as part of a contest

>just wants to have deranged sex with 5 guys

I have no game, but this unironically sounds like a halfway good idea.

as a woman though

Trips checked.

>minstrel cycle
>learn how2music
>work up from obscure to star
>enjoy success
>go out of style
>live on past glories
>???
>profit

Aren't them the ones Who need to apologize her?

>minstrel cycle

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Do a bunch of crystal meth

lez out on one of my many model friends

send myself nudes in the chance I return to normal

I’d team up with two male producers and make a Synthpop album then challeng Lavren to an oiled bikini catfight and kick her ass

Based.

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dude, you're in every other thread. get lost

Have lesbian sex.