Fuck off Yea Forums...

>She has the vocal ability to sing Wuthering Heights in its original key and will do so live during the upcoming world tour
Except she's already killing her voice to the point of no return.

Listen to this performance she gave the other day:
youtube.com/watch?v=RIpcv9sxlqI

She relies entirely on backplay to hit the high notes. She forces herself to sing out at the very end, like she can't get her words out. Her vocals are way too breathy which spells vocal harm. Her voice will be shit in 2-3 years due to poor technique.

2-3 years
What about right now?

She's not at that point yet when her voice will poop out but she's close.

She's going on a world tour with a rapper who is famous for yelling in every other song. They will no doubt perform a duet together, and she will fail miserably to sing alongside him behind a booming trap beat unless she gets seriously hardcore vocal training, i.e. unless she learns to sing like Kate and be able to belt.

youtube.com/watch?v=PFwUXt_SmMs

You think her label hooked them up with her in order to give her more clout?

>a manufactured pop star has the ability to sing like a legend

imagine her boobs bouncing up and down

Is she just Avril Lavigne for the 2010s?

More like the SoundCloud version of Lorde (listen to her song You should See Me in a Crown, it sounds identical to the stuff in Pure Heroine only worse), or Melanie Martinez if you replace the ABDF with coalburning.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0Ys50CqO8
Not bad though.

Post. The. Gif.

nah she's a different crowd and vibe
billie is more urban and hip hop influenced, avril was pop punk suburban core

She fell on stage when she was performing in Europe. She has no grace.

*wigger influenced

What's wrong with her singing here? She pulled it off very well.

fpbp

She looks like she fucks black guys.

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>in all likehood disappear the second soundlcoud rap does, which will be most likely near the end of the year
LOL, Nah, hip-hop's the new rock & roll. The kids fuckign love it and it's not going to be dead by next year.

do you think Lavren is getting pounded as you sit on Yea Forums slowly gaining more and more joules of stored energy?

I have no idea, and what does that have to do with anything?

how stretched out do you think Lavren is right now?

don't de-rail the thread with your dumb shit, faggot

Just another narcissistic white girl that seek desperately black validation and attention.

hey Brandon, how much do you weigh? do you ever feel so hungry you could Lavren?

Can you show me some examples of this? Or are you just some /pol/ dickhead talking out of his ass?

Lol

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Brandon, do you ever pray to God for a gf? Have you ever asked God for help in losing your excess weight?

She has the anal abilities to take my cock too

I like her

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stop

She dresses urban, talk like a thug when she from the suburb, half of her instagram is her posting every pictures she took with a rapper/black person, you can't watch her instagram stories without seeing her bumping some obscure rap songs. Billie is the definition of a try hard, her whole personality seems sketchy and forced. She's craving too hard for black validation but fortunately outside of denzel nobody really fuck with her.

Need the source for center pic.

A small Yorkshire Terrier has the anal abilities to take your cock...

That's true man,it looks like she forces herself to dress like that and take sexual pics with niggers.

>maybe if I post this every day she will eventually become famous

Do you think your surplus bodyweight isn't going to severely affect you in the future?

How do you now, have you been staring at my dick? Thats gay

Yeah, I've seen those pics around, but NEVER got a credible source for the more "explicit" ones, namely the one in the center and the one on the right of it, which are the ones I'd doubt the most about. How can it be 100% proved it's her?

everyday shes getting posted on mu

y not on /s/ tho

i wonder how her armpits taste lol they probably taste amazing haha lol

Who are these very fine gentle men?

Nothing sexual about coffee m8.

Listen to how tired her voice sounds. When she enters the hook she has to sing lower.

Her album won't live up to expectations and she'll be over by the end of the year.

Wanted to add: it's going to be hell on earth for her to go on tour if her voice is starting to break. I saw her "SoundCloud boytoy" live back in the fall, and I can confirm his live shows are VERY musical theatre-influenced. How can she match his amount of energy and chaos if she lacks the ability to belt over the loud trap beats? And despite being a dancer the footage of her performing on stage makes her seem very awkward. With all those connections why CAN'T she get much better vocal training?

I thought her new song was lit.

becky rappers got that doodoo pussy you feel me
yuck!

Oh fuck off.

You are doing it wrong user

Explain.

I think you're underestimating her. She performs live very well.

Post proof

She doesn't and it will bite her in the ass when she's touring this spring/summer. At least Denzel does a pretty good show so seeing him should be a treat for the audience.

she cute doe

doodoo pussy though damn you can smell it from here

youtube.com/watch?v=CPmAjkREqSw

She's good here.

ayo why it smell like dookie up in here?

What makes you think she "smells?"

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What was awful about it?

da shit smell nasty bruh

Unfortunately there are plenty of black dudes who see her as credible.

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just the coalescence of everything i saw

they're like 2 feet tall and desperate for pussy what do you want from them dude

Aren't Denzel and JID also manlets?

Not really. You don't need a good voice to have good vocal control.

I want to suck her feet when she's 18.

Why wait until she is eighteen?

MAKE HER DRINK THE CUM SAUCE

>She has the vocal ability to sing Wuthering Heights in its original key
She literally doesn't.

She could with the proper training.

...

I never listed to her but
>ahahaha
she's dressed like to baddest girl thug on the planet and then she sings church gospel?
wtf
the music industry these days is ridicolous, her looks dont match with her sound and her attitude is completely manufactured

fuck this bitch/10

It's a marketing ploy: dresses like a SoundCloud rapper, sings like a generic indie "weylcum teh mai kitsschennnn" girl.

So? If she learns to sing correctly she can undo the damage.

youtube.com/watch?v=HUHC9tYz8ik
Y'all check out the tit jiggle at 2:10

>Fuck off Yea Forums
fuck off twitter hoe
and suck this big thang

Suck on bbc you cuck

No evidence she's fucking anyone but okay.

She literally burns so much coal the EPA wants to regulate her.

those are some neato dubs

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DESU she's a much better industry plant than Billie, since she plays an instrument and can actually sing.

why do you seriously think that

aw thanks buddy i do try :)

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She CAN hit higher notes judging from the range on Ocean Eyes and When The Party's Over. And she COULD learn how to belt (it's harder for teenage girls since their voices aren't fully developed). Just listen to her body of work. She is a good singer, she just hasn't been able to show off what she can do yet.

Kate Bush though?

How difficult is it for someone to sing Kate's music? What is Kate's range and what is Billie's range?

You think Billie even knows who Kate Bush is?

I've seen a few of her interviews where she talks about her influences, and aside from the Beatles all she mentions are artists from the past 15 years like PatD and Avril. I don't think I've seen her reference any other "legendary" artist.

At least these SoundClowns will claim they take influence from Black Sabbath or Nirvana.

Just flood her IG comments and tell her you think she reminds you of Kate. That way she'll be forced to higher her standards.

Her PR team obviously browses this board. Just keep comparing her to Kate on here.

This is literally Black Skinhead.

And People Are Strange as the hook.

Do people actually listen to her? I don't think I recall hearing her music anywhere other than Forever 21.

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Of course not, and this is a very obvious viral marketing/publicity thread.

Whoa re these statutory rapists?

My girlfriend was so excited when she got tickets to her concert. Her songs aren't bad and definitely are more "girl" songs.

based and saved

stay strong brando :D

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Breathy tone is NOT an indicator of vocal harm. If anything it has the opposite effect. A breathier tone means she's not pushing her voice

It's one of those deals like Avril Lavigne where she'll enjoy some momentary success with 12 year old girls but years later they'll cringe when they realize they ever thought she was cool. Just like my sister does. :^)

She puts way too much strain on her vocals when she tries hitting the high notes.

>This bitch is going to make an awful cover of "Wuthering Heights"
>Doesn't have a 10th of Bush's talent
>Definitely never ever read the amazing classic novel either.

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Whens she gonna collab with BLUEFACE
youtube.com/watch?v=fmZ_nkEkZ_c

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bro, quit interfering with my attempts to make him kill himself

omfg i can visualize a thotiana remix

My mom is a (literal) boomer and cringes at the thought that she momentarily thought Lesley Gore was ok.

After she's finished with Curry.

Plus listen to how monotone her singing is. You honestly think she could pull off the amount of emotion Kate expresses in her work? I doubt it. Billie can only sing in two ways: bland and fake sad.

she's a tryhard wigger

I'm sure Kate Bush also has a wider range of musical influences than her, especially since

tbf Kate is like 60 so she probably can't sing WH in the original key anymore either. :^)

Is anyone else legitimately curious to see and hear how she and Ultimate Man are going to perform this live?
youtube.com/watch?v=8TCrqTL5STg

Especially since her voice is so weak, you can barely hear her in the studio version.

*her and Ultimate Man
Fuck my grammar sucks today.

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Anyone else notice how consistently terrible industry plants like her and Lindsay are live?

Are you talking about?:
Just curious, how would you rank these performances and why?

If it's any indication, Billie has said LANA is her biggest influence.

I also don't think she can read.

yeah i can def see the influence

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So do most pop singers. Strain, to a point, is natural when singing high notes. If she was completely relaxed there would be much more vibrato in her sound which is not conducive to pop singing.

I redact this, I actually watched the video and her technique isn't very good.

>Yea Forums literally beats up on an underage girl
Stay classy.

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Do explain.

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haha gross.

I thought that lil xan for a moment there

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whats sad is you know she's got a rockin body under all that gayness.

And you can dress modestly without looking like a fucking nu metal retard circa 2001.

Truth. I'm in no way a classical music buff yet I can tell Kate is obviously influenced a lot by classical/opera.

It's almost as if good art is inspired by good art and meh art is influenced by meh art.

standard.co.uk/lifestyle/esmagazine/billie-eilish-interview-a4076851.html
>"I was the opposite of an industry plant..."

Holy shit, she either 1. doesn't know what the word means or 2. is being coached by some very clever PR agent.

You don't believe she or her people browse this board or every other music forum looking to see how much tea about her has been spilled? She's trying to nip this stuff in the bud before it snowballs despite it being an open secret. There's no way Ocean Eyes blew up on its own, there's no way Interscope would take a risk signing a 14-year old with no prior musical experience, and there's no way she'd be payola'd without her family's industry connections. That's why she's being assertive and denying she ever wanted to be famous: it makes her look humble and "in it for the music" when she's anything but.

this

Either she's the world's biggest bullshitter or I've got a bridge to sell you.

When you cite Avril Lavigne (in of herself an industry plant whose fame lasted about three seconds) as a formative influence, you've already lost any chance of being taken seriously.

To be fair, she did have a lot of success back in 2002 and was arguably the female face of the pop punk scene the way Billie is arguably the female face of the SoundCloud scene. I agree her music was meh though.

>To be fair, she did have a lot of success back in 2002 and
Yeah, huge marketing pushes from a record label will do that.
>was arguably the female face of the pop punk scene
Disclaimer: This is not intended as a compliment

She always comes off as incredibly rude in interviews for some reason, like she's trying to both remain humble AND present herself as the bigger dog in the conversation.

I dunno. I lived in LA for a few years as a young adult and remember how god-awful most of the LA-born-and-raised youth there were, especially the kids whose (surprise) parents worked in Hollywood and were raised with the "fake-it-till-you-make-it" mentality which calls for one to live in a state of perpetual arrogance. I lived with a girl whose mother was in the film industry and who was going to school for film, and holy shit I almost got into a fist-fight with her on several occasions she was that much of a conceited little shit. Billie strikes me as the same way: her humble bragging "I-NEVER-wanted-to-be-famous-I-swear-my-fame-was-all-an-accident-but--here-I-am-hanging-out-with-critically-acclaimed-rappers-and-pop-stars" gives it all away.

Golly, now I almost feel like I can understand Christgau's distaste of El Lay (as he calls it).

Los Angeles always has and always will be filled with the douchey kids of entertainment industry bigshots who use their family connections to get a career. You ever heard of Richard Marx?

Carrie Fisher was the classic example of that and she was a sexual degenerate and coke addict who checked out at only 60.

I was living in a shitty apartment in North Hollywood, not too far from where Billie grew up actually (Highland Park/Eagle Rock area was gentrified then, I can't imagine how gentrified it must be today). The thing is, if you're in the entertainment industry you have to behave like an arrogant jackass 24/7, since that's how you survive in the industry. You have to present yourself as better than everyone else, one-up everyone around you, and laugh off your critics because, if you don't, your competition will.

So fucking glad I left that city at age 20 before I got taken up by that culture. Will admit most of my friends were Mexicans/Guatemalans and Armenians though.

wow that place sounds depressing as fuck.

>You have to present yourself as better than everyone else, one-up everyone around you, and laugh off your critics
So now I know why Willy Eyelashes behaves the way she does. Thanks. This is a real eye opener.

ey all you fuckin haterz listen up l.a. is the dopest city there is and only the realest can survive out here do you think media moguls like jonah hill just had their careers handed to them on a silver platter? get real homie. jonah was out there pounding the pavement payin his dues just like young billie is today so all yall better recognize the blood sweat and tears these locals put into their hustle before you get your tires slashed you feel me dawg?

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Hollywood in the 70s-80s was full of mediocre actresses who got careers because of family connections or they had politics the director agreed with.

Different user. Yeah, it is.

Have you lived there? Like I said, I only lived there for a couple of years so my experience was pretty limited but I can't say I enjoyed it at all.

>actresses who got careers because of family connections or they had politics the director agreed with.

Oh sweetie you're forgetting the most important piece of the puzzle.

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Been in LA my whole life.

Shit. What part? I can't speak for the other hoods but the SFV needs to be nuked.

Including but not limited to Carrie Fisher, Angelia Jolie (though really 90s in her case), Meryl Streep, and Sigourney Weaver.

>SFV needs to be nuked.

Indeed, it is the heart of the pornography industry and is literally Sodom and Gomorrah

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>SFV needs to be nuked.
SFV

...

San Fernando Valley

Has /pol/ ever been wrong?

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That's where I live, yes.

'Cept when he inexplicably gave Randy Newman a pass.

He never tried to be commercial.

Imagine being the idiot who thinks Billie can actually sing.

I wish people on this board would talk more about her music (and why it sucks), rather than all the rumors about her fucking SoundCloud rappers (which are probably bullshit, she doesn't seem all that interested in being sexual).

>Richard Marx
Why did you have to me remind me that he existed?

WHEREVER YOU GO
WHATEVER YOU DO

OD when?

No way in hell she hasn't already developed a Xanax habit. She sounds quite barred out in interviews.

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If she had a Kate-tier voice, or made Kate-tier music, she wouldn't need all the payola or social media marketing in order to gain a following. I swear I don't think I've seen a more blatantly manufactured pop star in a long while.

Only about six months since Snail Mail broke.

>17 year old girl who often wears FUCT brand clothing and "hangs out" with rappers
>not interested in being sexual

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Much worse. Lindsay does actually play a guitar and as far as we know writes her own songs. She's nowhere near as transparently obvious as this.

If you want to rage some more, Billie claimed she "grew up poor" in her RS interview. I'm not kidding.

rollingstone.com/music/music-features/billie-eilish-album-songs-interview-tour-tickets-797040/

You KNOW her PR team is reading our threads.

Highland Park isn't the hood. It was already a gentrified hellhole 10 years ago, more so now. And the fact that she was homeschooled should be enough proof her parents had money.

>not posting a pastebin

pastebin.com/jvqxyykM

dont give those websites clicks newfriend

>17 year old girl
>not sexual
user..I

Thanks my man.

I still don't see any proof she's having sex with anyone, much less the rappers she's collaborating with. Leave Curry out of it at least, he's a good guy who doesn't need a bunch of BS statutory rape rumours floating over him.

> I swear I don't think I've seen a more blatantly manufactured pop star in a long while.
You could get away with it in Richard Marx's day before there was an Internet, but the fact that the industry would still try to pull this off in 2019 when we can find the truth out in two seconds of Google searching actually insults our intelligence.

Redpill me on Richard. What was his backstory?

>Marx was born in Chicago, Illinois, the only child of Ruth (née Guildoo), a former singer, and Dick Marx, a jazz musician and founder of a successful jingle company in the early 1960s. He attended North Shore Country Day School.[7] He has three half-siblings from his father's previous marriage.[8] Marx began his career in music at the age of 5, singing commercial jingles written by his father's company; its list of advertising hits includes Arm & Hammer, Ken-L Ration[9] and Nestlé Crunch.

>Marx was 17 and living in Highland Park, Illinois when a tape of his songs ended up in the hands of Lionel Richie. Richie thought Marx had talent and told the teen, "I can't promise you anything, but you should come to L.A." [10] After graduating from North Shore Country Day School in 1981, Marx moved to Los Angeles and visited Richie.

>Marx initially sang backing vocals for various artists, and also had a minor acting role in the television movie Coach Of The Year, which starred Robert Conrad. He was singing for Kenny Rogers in 1984 when he overheard Rogers say he needed a new song. Within days, Marx gave him the demo of "Crazy." Rogers recorded it, along with another of Marx’s songs, "What About Me?" This also featured James Ingram and Kim Carnes. The trio recording hit #1 Adult Contemporary and #15 on the Billboard Hot 100 (while just scraping onto the Country and R&B charts) in late 1984 while "Crazy" hit #1 Country and #5 AC the following year. Soon after, Marx began working with producer David Foster and writing songs for the group Chicago and R&B singer Freddie Jackson.

If you want to nitpick his background was something close to Barry Manilow's.

Her folks are both "professional creatives" who work in the entertainment industry so obviously they are not poor and this whole thing with celebrities inventing a phony backstory to sell themselves is ancient history. For instance Robert Zimmerman er I mean Bob Dylan convinced America he was some traveling hobo when in reality he was a well-to-do Jew from Minnesota. Celebrity culture is 100% fake and always has been but what is really evil is how Hollywood people get off on fooling their audience. The entertainment industry is built on sex and lies (fish will tell you it's just about money) and all celebrities are prostitutes. Once you appreciate this fact mainstream media will start to make a lot more sense.

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Do you think it's also a possibility they're being disingenuous about Billie's age? Since she was homeschooled and didn't really know anyone her age it's quite possible she could be at least 19 if not 20. There are plenty of people who will say "I HAD NO CLUE SHE WAS ONLY 14 WHEN SHE BROKE OUT, I THOUGHT SHE WAS AT LEAST 18", that kind of thing.

Underage zoomer is underage.

Man, everyone in the 80s knew what a manufactured pop star was when they saw it. At least everyone with a brain, not the millions of sheeple who had Right Here Waiting played at their wedding.

And Kurt Cobain wasn’t an incel bitter fag but a social butterfly with a ton of friends. They’re all just personas, I don’t like Billie because she doesn’t have the talent to back it up, neither is she saying anything of value.

>Janet Jackson's choreographer decides she wants to get a piece of the action herself
>fucks a couple of record label execs and...oh hey, here's your top 10 hit. Enjoy.

I mean, really. He was a good-looking guy and pretty popular in school by all accounts and he had no problem finding friends to play in a band with.

>I don’t like Billie because she doesn’t have the talent to back it up, neither is she saying anything of value.
This has been the issue I've had with her all along. She doesn't have the voice nor the charisma nor does she write her own lyrics or play any instrument yet is LITERALLY being marketed as some kind of musical prodigy. I can tell just by listening to her songs and what she says in interviews that she's not very worldly at all, she tries to tackle "deep" and "socially conscious" subject matter yet it's very obvious she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about, like she doesn't read or just doesn't have the life experience to understand these things. Yet her fans and music critics eat it all up.

It's more than a possibility, it's a likelihood. You need to understand that every little detail about a celebrity's public persona is meticulously planned by a professional PR team. The celebs themselves are really just heifers who obey the commands of the "suits" (the business managers, the producers, the executives etc..) that prefer to stay out of the public eye. This is what I mean by them being prostitutes (aside from the fact californication is the culture); they are prostitutes because they are not in control of themselves. To get where they are they had to sign a contract with a powerful entity promising to do as they're told or suffer the consequences. They are owned slaves.

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She was homeschooled so it wouldn't be a surprise if she's functionally illiterate.

Who are we talking about again? Lana del Rey?

Billie Eilish. The new "it girl".

Here's a sample:

>She has the vocal ability to sing Wuthering Heights in its original key and will do so live during the upcoming world tour she's going on with her SoundCloud boytoy just to prove that she's genuinely talented and NOT an industry plant.
Am I the only one who non-ironically wants to hear her do this?

>For instance Robert Zimmerman er I mean Bob Dylan convinced America he was some traveling hobo when in reality he was a well-to-do Jew from Minnesota
Dylan was a rich kid who collected a shitton of old folk, blues, and country records and wanted to LARP as a guy sitting in front of a country store in Oklahoma singing about the wreck of the old 249.

Why would you want to hear a talentless soundcloud thot with no vocal range and no ability to belt butcher one of the greatest songs of all time?

If Billie was interested in saving her own image she'd do us all a favor and sing well for once.

Still better than citing your main influences as Lana Del Rey and Avril Lavigne.

Two reasons:

1. It will make the face tattoo/coloured locs crowd take an interest in Kate.

And....

2. Billie will expose herself as a talentless thot who can't sing when being held up to the challenge. Even now she's entirely dependent upon her brother's production and musicianship.

Most molesters were molested themselves.
Most "woke" black men see all white women as fair game. To sexually violate a white vagina is seen as payback for muh slavery muh colonialism muh lynchings.
Denzel also has plenty of lyrics about fucking and getting deep throated by bitches. He also defends known abusers like X and Chris Brown. All of this means he sees women as less than human. If you're still in denial you need a reality check.

>Still better than citing your main influences as Lana Del Rey and Avril Lavigne.
That sentence alone is pure cringe. No wonder this girl doesn't know what good art is.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tx8IYWC9GTg

Clapton was far sillier doing that because he's not even American.

Oh fuck off with this fanfiction.

Her label wouldn't be payola'ing her if her music was truly groundbreaking.

Lindsay Jordan also doesn't cite anything >15 years old as an influence, she actually fucking said One Direction were some of her musical heroes.

She at least plays an instrument and writes her own shit. Billie OTOH can only sing whatever her bro writes for her, and fucks soundcloud rappers for clout.

>In fact, even before the Great Recession [2008], Highland Park was a fairly regular location for TV's Flip This House.
laweekly.com/news/homebuilder-tells-highland-park-neighbors-to-be-grateful-for-gentrification-6769092

Couple this with her fake "ghetto" accent and look and it's a wonder SJWs haven't attacked Billie for cultural appropriation yet. "White girl from a gentrified neighborhood steals black culture all while denying it."

>but it was completely ok for the Beatles and Stones to suck off Elvis and Chuck Berry like that totes wasn't childhood nostalgia or any...

This one is better:
colorlines.com/articles/dispatch-highland-park-gentrification-displacement-and-disappearance-latino-businesses

White girl comes from privilege, grew up in a neighborhood where Latinos are actively being displaced, says nothing about it yet wants everyone to see her as socially conscious. What a fucking joke.

She will KILL her vocal cords if she attempts this.

They wrote their own songs and the Stones also jerked off blues and country shit.

All indie chicks love to cite Kate Bush even if they've never actually listened to her.

irony is that 'soundcloud boytoy' of hers is far more Kate Bush-y than she is: loud, overly-artsy, schizophrenic, and highly overrated.

I'd believe you, except Kate wasn't molested.

ASS!!!

BiLlIe IsN't InDiE sHe'S a SoUnDcLoUd RaPpEr YoU iNcEl

If Ariana can get shit for talking about her hair extensions then Billie should take an equal amount of shit for her entire wigger persona.

>Marx was 17 and living in Highland Park, Illinois when a tape of his songs ended up in the hands of Lionel Richie. Richie thought Marx had talent and told the teen, "I can't promise you anything, but you should come to L.A." [10] After graduating from North Shore Country Day School in 1981, Marx moved to Los Angeles and visited Richie
>Lionel Richie
No surprise.

Anyone they cite as the next Lorde should be immediately suspect. Especially because Lorde herself was a one album wonder.

>Billie should take an equal amount of shit
You're being far too generous. She gets away with it because she's 17 and people assume she's innocent enough. Once she's 18 adult responsibilities will hit her like a ton of bricks.

They were already looking for Lorde's replacement after Royals became a hit. That's why we got shelves of pretentious shlock for the past five years (Melanie, Halsey, Alessia, Daya, Kiiara, now Billie).

>Dave Grohl calls Lorde the future of rock and roll
>Dave Grohl calls Billie Eilish the future of rock and roll

So I wonder what his 19 year old self would have said if you told him that Tiffany was the future of rock and roll.

None of them have managed to produce anything as successful as PH but they keep trying anyway.

You think Billie's album will reach that level of success or will it essentially flop?

I'm guessing it will do well considering her fan base but won't reach anywhere close to her label's expectations, and she'll be forgotten by the start of next year.

Is Dave being paid to say this stuff or is he getting senile or what?

Pure Heroine [Lava/Republic, 2013]
Her ambition's in the right place, but the reason she always co-writes is that 16-year-olds don't just crank out hits ("Royals," "Tennis") **

Melodrama [Lava/Republic, 2017]
Having achieved world renown as a 16-year-old innocent with a throaty voice, a head on her shoulders, and the nerve to dissent from a style of upward mobility invented by black people a pole away, she returns four years later as what else--a pop property with a sex life. Thus her chief musical collaborator is Taylor/Sia/Carly Rae helpmeet Jack Antonoff rather than New Zealand svengali Joel Little, and it's Antonoff plus the extra grain in her voice that make the difference here. For me, the most meaningful line is "Put my hands under your T-shirt," because it suggests someone who's thought about how this sex thing works. Deep, no. Real, in theory. Sex life, presumably. Pop property, absolutely. B+

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He is contractually obligated to.

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She'll stick around for an extra year or two regardless. Her world tour did sell out after all.

>She has the vocal ability
No, no she doesn't.

Just because Melodrama gives you a boner doesn't mean it's a good album, you old faggot.

Why does everyone keep insisting she's a bad singer? Her voice is quite lovely and pleasant to listen to. Sure she's not a booming soprano like Kate but at least Billie doesnt use autotune or other vocal enhancements. Her style of music doesn't need her to give a powerful delivery anyway.

>implying

I see you Universal marketer.

See:
If she had the ability to "sing out" - even as an alto - she would have demonstrated her ability to do so. There's a reason why all her songs sound exactly alike, and why she never sings high or low, or loud.

This.

Daily reminder Kate wrote this entire song *by herself* as a teenager:
youtube.com/watch?v=NAj8suae3WY

She looks like someone that could possibly go to my college that I would find cringey and not want to fuck with.

Billie has even claimed she wrote Ocean Eyes herself despite her brother being listed everywhere as writer and producer. She's changed her story about that song three or four times already.

>youtube
Yea Forums wasn't lying. She literally can't sing above the steady asmr moan.

Does she fuck black guys or not?

Middle and middle right pic aren't even of her.

Fuck off shill

>SoundCloud boytoy
*fuckbuddy

nice quads user :)

i'll pay her to sing wuthering heights because trainwrecks are fun to watch.

I like this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=skHbZBsS7hM

I love how the label gave her enough money so early on in her career for her to make videos like this with loads of special effects.

>doesn't know what boytoy means

The fact she used that word at all is proof she's on to us.

How difficult of a song is it to sing, really though? What makes everyone here think it would be impossible for her to do?

quick question: if i can sing Wuthering Heights in original key in falsetto does that count as me being able to do it?

she looks like she fucjs black guys

I liked When The Party's Over

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