Ayo user, spit your best rhymes real quick

When you wake up on misty morning
Be sure to shit before go strolling

SPILLIN HOT THE VILLAIN SWILLIN SLIMY SHIT JUST LIKE A PORTAPOT
RIVAL MCS TRYIN' TO FIND ME GOT THEIR HANDS TIED LIKE PRUSIK KNOTS

Fuck chinks, niggers, and trannies
My death note's full of inks, wigger names and Chinese
My breath rot null MCs,
This board's full of MPCs and new fags who use MP3s,
To listen to niggers beef over blue rags, and bitches
I hope they get STDs

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Peanut butter on my balls
Let the dog lick it
Sex with a chimpanzee
I let them all kick it
Fart on my face and shit in my mouth
Gay sex is what I'm all about
I hate niggas they all stink
Coughing up blood in my kitchen sink
Had sex with my Dad at the ages of 3
I think I might have an STD

posting in this thread should be considered capital crime
such a waste of time you wonder why you got no bitch to call mine
realize these facts and maybe in some time you'll grow some balls as big as mine

Sneed's Feed and Seed
Formerly Chuck's Fuck and Suck

Yea Forums is a mixedbag of faggots, jannies and tripfags
discord trannies and all should be sent to gulag
whos mad? the niggers
who argue back and forth like my foreskin stuck in my zipper
whats quicker? the time it takes for a trannie to respond to hate or respond to a discord meme?
jk they just killed themselves on stream
and if this is deemed obscene by faggot mods who my rhymes they dont approve
then this post shall be removed
that was a joke, amused?
we have no mods or and if we do theyre jews

Of course I'm world tourin'
I'm driving a Porsche
Over the floorboards
Over the four points
While you're in a Ford Taurus
Gettin' an abortion and a divorce
At the same time as Harrison Ford and
Look what I'm plannin', plannin', I'm plannin'
To do all this while ya panickin'
And you're lookin' and starin' at mannequins
And I'm going to Fanagans
Trying to get up a plan against
All of the blana-kazana-ka-senpai-bam-bannigans
While of all the bana-kazanika Hanna in a cabana
You're in a cabana? I'm in a cabana and a Janet
I'm in a cabana chantin' all this stand up banter
While you don't got the stamina, ya lackin' the stamina
Ya lackin' the stamina while ya divorcin' Harrison Ford
And I'm in a Porsche and the floor boards
While I'm world tourin'
You using way too many napkins
Bapkins
Lapkins and Chapki-
You using ChapStick and napkins while I'm bapkin'
Flappin' around like a bapkin'
Flamminababbitapannitajampkin
Damnit my can of po-

I didn't know Chris D'elia was an user
instagram.com/p/BnKE6G8lgY4/

AAAAAH
I'M RUNNING AMOK
RUNNING AMOK LIKE FUCK
I GOT THE GAT
JUST POINT IT AT YOUR NUTS
YOU'RE NUTS!
YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A DECOY DUCK
GATS BUTT
YOU FAT FUCK
YOU FAT FUCK
DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME
YOU'RE GIVING ME BAD LUCK
YO, YO THAT SUCKED
THAT SUCKED
YO DELETE BACKSPACE SO I CAN BUST RHYMES TO PLEASE YA
AND WHEN I SEE YA I JUST WANNA SQUEEZE YA
SQUEEZE YA AND SQUEEZE YA
I'M COMING TO SEIZE YA
AND THEN WHEN YOU DIE
AHAHAHAH
I'LL JUST LIE
AND SAY MY ALIBI
WAS THAT YOU?
YEAH I HAD AMNESIA
AND CLAIM THAT I'M JULIUS CAESAR

hahah this was fun

City slick, the farm boys saw me pull up to the feed and seed in a German whip
Gucci loafers, Guatemala imported ride with a chauffeur behind the wheel in case we need to dip
Park Avenue manicure nails, the bait shop had snails, gummy bears in the back made my face go pale
Asked 'em what the deal was, they said this place used to be a suck and fuck but now they sellin' tomacco right out of a pail.

MY DICK IS BIGGER
CAUSE IM I CRAZY NIGGER

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, user, it's time.
It's time, user (aight, user, begin).
Straight out the crazy dungeons of rap.

The light drops deep as does my towel.
I never hit, 'cause to hit is the aunt of owl.
Beyond the walls of books, life is defined.
I think of witches when I'm in a New Orleans state of mind.

Hope the fowl got some prowl.
My foul don't like no dirty scowl.
Run up to the howl and get the owl.
In a New Orleans state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The cool light?
You complain about money.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the bite.

I'm rappin' to the joystick,
And I'm gonna move your stick.

Chewy, delightful, bright, like a fairy
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a cherry.

I can't take the money, can't take the handbag.
I woulda tried to kick I guess I got no tag.

I'm rappin' to the stick,
And I'm gonna move your joystick.

Yea, yaz, in a New Orleans state of mind.

When I was young my aunt had a right.
I waz kicked out without no site.
I never thought I'd see that insight.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my aunt's white.

A smelly knight is quite the night.

Thinking of witches. Yaz, thinking of witches (witches).

FUCK TWELVE MY NIGGA (FUCK TWELVE !)
GOT Ms OF BUCKS ON THE SHELVE NIGGA!

i'm coming down from mt olympus
chump is so chimpish
some say i rock the mic with the limp wrist
but i get more vicious than a pimp's kiss on your lips
and when you're listening
i'm pissing your cup 'cause you're thirsty
pouring cherry slurpies on my herpes
you're in a voodoo gown, i pull a doo doo brown
then i write my name with doodoo on the ground

i'm going to hell anyway so i might as well tell you why you're hogtied
that i lied about the way your dog died
but now it's time to get my humps on, 'till my rump's gone
how you like the razor bumps on my pubic zone and all the dumb shit in my stupid home

i strapped a bomb to my chest..
now we got 30 seconds to have sex
let's do it on the futon with my boots on
i just laugh when my limbs get blown apart
don't you know i'm motherfucking crazy, i dress like napoleon bonaparte
now big boobs i like them the best
and that's word to the five extra nipples on my chest

Gettin' probed by the popo, time goes in slow-mo
Motherfucker's elbow deep straight up in my no-nose
Clench up my butt and I give it a twist,
He's screaming like a bitch cause I broke off his fist
Pork knuckles in that butt I'm gonna roast 'em up.
Shit 'em out smooth into my Bubba Gump shrimp cup.
Smokin' up that fist on my George Foreman grill,
Propane so real he call me hank hill.
Bath salts on the way bath salts everyday, santa's creepin' on the roof, bath salts in the sleigh.
Salts, salts it's a way of life.
Got my homies on deck to fuck my ex-wife
Laugh til ya shit
Shit on the ground
Shit so much gonna drop 20 pounds
Now here's a little pinch it'll take you a mile
Hallucinatin' aliens like Mulder in the X-Files

soundcloud.com/the-tastemasters/bath-saltin

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