/metal/

I do that rather well... Don't you think?

GRAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Witchfinder edition
please no

checked

I loved the part in Lords of Chaos where varg pulled out knife from euronymous's skull and procceeded to fuck the hole in his skull omg that was so le epic satan 666 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WELCOME HOOOO-OOOOME

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THE POWER MEN FEEL TO KILL WITH THEIR HANDS

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New to black metal. Anything like pic related? I'll take it if it's long and repetitive.

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First album - godtier.
Later stuff - very hit or miss, some great tracks as well as utter garbage, often next to each other on the same album.

avenged sevenfold - nightmare

t. atmoshitter

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AC/DC - Let There Be Rock

Weakling - Dead as Dreams

Ranging from great to so bad it's good to horseshit
fag

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Try this
youtube.com/watch?v=gRlTbiXF8GI

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Darkspace

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bad ranking

Beketh Nexehmu

post albums that trigger /metal/ autists

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HA HA HA EPIC MEME LOL XD

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not liking that album triggers pic related

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Best Batlord album comin' through.

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MALE
SU
PRE
MA
CY

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MALE
SU PRE MA CY

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havuliinan is the best metal album of all time, fight me

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oof

Canadian pressing is supreme

t.ourist

t. tourists

I think this is what I'm looking for

based

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stupid slow general go faster

Boredland albums belong in low tier

He's not here though. Neither is FIFH, who was perpetually triggered by Crimson Massacre.

>anti-metal atmoshit the best anything
Master of Reality is actually the best metal album of all time

that album's not atmoshit, its just boring finnshit with folk cheese

>Master of Reality is actually the best metal album of all time

Heaven And Hell

Here's a couple more personal favs along those lines
youtube.com/watch?v=IohaU67Shpo
youtube.com/watch?v=2QFNR_BfOnc
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHNkg0L9Jw
youtube.com/watch?v=W8r7ekfXxXs
This chart has depressive black metal in general but not all of it is long and repetitive like this so fair warning, but it's a good place to start

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this could also function as a nu-male metal chart, nice.

i got your back dw

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war metal sucks

'ate soiboys
'ate atmoshit
'ate atmosludge
'ate Yea Forums metal
love me war metal
love me first wave black metal
love me osdm
love me USPM
simple as

For years, Nuclear War Now!’s forum has been the haven for life dropout D&D neckbeards searching for some form of friendship and community. But according to website tracking metrics, the site has seen a massive decline in it’s traffic over the past 6 months. While viewership of metal sites can rise and fall unpredictably on metal sites, the above statistic should frighten anyone who cares about keeping their site relevant. Sites with active forums should be doing much better than your the average blog-style metal site, so the numbers above show an unforgivable descent into irrelevancy.

But given that the site is predominantly frequented by war metal fans that have no regard for actual music, the crash in interest also proves something far bigger: war metal, as a sub genre, is in its last days.

This is a welcomed revelation as war metal was the nu metal of black/death metal and was ultimately worthless. With virtually no innovation, creativity, or direction for over 20 years, war metal became the lowest IQ form of extreme metal. The fact that Beherit was more interesting, creative, and musically varied than every single band to follow it throughout the decades to follow is an absolute disgrace to every band that’s followed in their footsteps.

damn you guys have no taste whatsoever. not even a contrarian just shameful to see 18 posts about bathory albums, no melodeath or black gaze, or even traditional death

While the surface-level viewer might see war metal as “the most underground/kvlt/extreme/unlistenable of all genres,” the truth is that it was only marketed as such and done so very effectively as the bank account and new production facility of Cali basedboy Yosuke Kanishi will clearly indicate. By offering a product that appears “totally not mainstream haha!” Kanishi was able to efficiently trick kvlt status seeking basement dwellers into mass consumerism using the same marketing tactics as thrift shops. Essentially this created a record label and forum that was ultimately the thrift shop of metal– reissues (refurbished releases) of random bands from 20 years past that could be marketed as super underground when really they were just empty of creativity and technique. By assumingly being “not trendy” war metal became one of the trendiest metal genres of our time and the go to for the metal derivatives of the modern hipster.

“Bu… But war metal is evil!” Really, then why does Nuclear War Now! have an Instagram account?

Musically war metal is a hilarious deception because if you alternate the grooves of their atonal power chord riffs, you’ll get nu metal riffs. Most bands even match the nu metal guitar tuning of A! But war metal fans have no idea they’re listening to nu metal with different drums and vocals because they only care abut the aesthetics. In all reality most of Black Witchery’s riffs were originally on Korn’s Life is Peachy which subconsciously tickles the nostalgia of their fans without them realizing how or why.

In an age where Von is taking big money for rock star tours, where Blasphemy albums are marketed as vintage thrift shop essentials, and where black metal shows feature 90% war metal bands, any prestige or credibility war metal and it’s original bands once had is gone. War metal fans are the modern equivalent to the JNCO jeans wearing clowns of the 90s. They are the permavirgin autistis of metal that grew from infants that would have been left in the woods to be eaten by wolves in the Pagan times.

Celebrate the death of war metal, repent if you ever liked this garbage, and enjoy some classic war metal riffs below:

youtube.com/watch?v=aTNjNKQGBkI

youtube.com/watch?v=wilCDe3IVxU
deathrash

decent

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>FIFH
who?

just a hipster tripfag who used to shill shitty "orthodox" bullshit all the time

holy newfag

post more often you fat fuck

>oof

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I'M ON. THE MEXICAN. RADIO!

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Try this

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celtic frost sucks

big yikes

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BLAME IT ON GOD!
BLAME IT ON GOD!!!
BLAME IT ON GOD!
LIIIIIIAAAAAR!!!!!

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So, why did Norwegians hate jogging pants so much? I didn't even know that was a thing until nu-metal, I've never been the type to sit around looking at photos of musicians all day but I don't recall too many death metal bands sporting jogging pants, my memory tells me most images of death metal bands seemed to say blue jeans were the de facto look

What don't you like about them?

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Morbid tales is their only good album but we're supposed to pretend like tom g warrior is some metal god

they just didn't like that death metal was starting to gain attention from normalfags you fucking tourist

youtube.com/watch?v=ruVD6XdgDFI
don't blaspheme against the lord

But what the hell does that have to do with jogging pants these fuckers obsess over? Varg mentions jogging pants 20 times in this video.

Your mom thinks you're really special, doesn't she?

it probably norwegian normalfag fashion or something, who fucking cares?

Need the basic metal chart, if there's one
Please user

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Any of you faggots watched Lords of Chaos?

okay

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>but we're supposed to pretend like tom g warrior is some metal god
Probably because he helped form the sound of both black metal and death metal? He was doing early death metal vocals before Chuck, Jeff Beccera, or Killjoy(The other Hellhammer vocalist Steve Warrior also did a shrieky black metal voice before Quorthon or Tom Angelripper). Not to mention the Celtic Frost guitar sound was influential to several early death metal such as Obituary, Slaughter(if you consider them death metal), early Sepultura, Darkthrone(when they did death metal). Celtic Frost also had some influence over grindcore if Shane Embury from Napalm Death is to be believed.
He's certainly no Ozzy or Lemmy, but he definitely holds some importance in metal history.

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They were trying to warn us about the plague of active/casual wear

no

Anyone listened to this?
Good BM

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the new dir en grey is pretty good

>brooklyn, ny
>profound lore records
yeah, it's soyy

Venom sucks.

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New as in the one from last year? Just sounded like weird for the sake of being weird to me. Also still have all that terrible metalcore/nu-metal stuff in there.

FOR WITCHCRAFT I CONDEMN HER

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ILaQ5NDqeTM
this is the ideal black metal song. you might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>soitanic gaymaster

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what do you want them to sound like?

Dunno. I have a weak spot for their rock stuff circa Macabre era. Dum Spiro Spero & Arche was good and they should have stopped there, it's clear they don't have any creativity left as a group.

Anyone else ever listen to this album? It's ok but the vocals are pretty eh

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@ me next time gay boy see what happens

What's some metal in obscure languages

Pic related: romansch

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Rammstein :DD

Pack a diaper dad

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youtube.com/watch?v=z8VIhIIq-kk

great song

glad that image is getting use

BLASPHEMY OF THE HOLY GHOST

>not the dead version
come on bud

youtube.com/watch?v=ySoWnxfOnIs

Name a more overrated vocalist than Dead. You literally can't

Bruce Dickinson

I feel like fucking shit god damn

Actually a great vocalist though. Dead is generic rasps you can hear anywhere but he's le mentally disturbed black meal guy so people think he was good

It's pretty solid, i listen to it now and again. The vocals aren't good but aren't bad

this is in serbian, bosnian or croatian, idk, anyway it rips

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Dead had literally one voice he could do. Literally every single song with both Morbid & Mayhem, he has that same stupid generic Swede growl. Compare that to Maniac who sounds fucking evil even on Deathcrush and even more deranged on the later stuff. Deadfags are the worst kind of tourists.

Unbased

Thoughts on this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Dc-yiNGYOoA

Fellas....

>not Paul Di'Anno

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Is Celtic Frost technically Doom/Thrash?

No. It's Doom/Trash

>trivium isn’t on this
trivium chads still dabbing

Blood On Ice is his best album

Probably. Or you can just call it heavy metal. They're more Sabbath influenced than other thrash bands, they don't have as much Motorhead influence as other bands.

Thoughts?

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How is he overrated?

HIP HOP JUGEND
HIP HOP JUGEND
HIP HOP JUGEND
HIP HOP JUGEND

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the first 2 Maiden albums are constantly praised even though they kinda suck and Paul just sounds like every generic NWOBHM singer compared to Bruce

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because he is

If you don't like To Mega Therion you don't like metal

DEAD BY DAWN
DEAD BY DAWN
DEAD BY DAWN
DEAD
BY
DAWN

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REICH UND ROOOOOOOLL

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Having grown out of the black metal meme after 8 years (that is also how long it took for fenriz etc. to grow out of it as well) I found the Lords of Chaos movie both funny and redeeming. Finally the black metal "scene" was exposed to the public as the LARPers they were, Euronymous being a whimp and Varg a fucking madman (although trve, black-metal-wise). No wonder you faggots in here detest this movie. Yes it was inaccurate in some main points, for example Varg being a Mayhem fanboy and Euronymous not dying with his underwear only (another movie that failed to answer the crucial question - what brand of underwear was Euronymous wearing that night), but who cares. It's supposed to be like that. Black metal was a satan olympics taking place after the LARP meetings of these middle class rich Norwegian boys. The only thing that made me genuinely mad is showing Vikernes scoring pussy via his popularity of Burzum instead of him going to the Phoeniks club in Bergen as he said he did.

based autist

THE SEVEN
GATES OF
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

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Does a spork metal chart exist?

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Good

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I'm pretty sure GWAR would be on there if there was one

Not even a mention to venom ? C'mon man

that album is great

Why would I mention Venom when talking about Celtic Frost?

been trying to get into black metal for awhile what are the essentials
have listened to Transylvanian hunger by darkethrone
and blackmetal by venom

youtube.com/watch?v=CcWHixzpYaY

Check out first wave black metal and the Norwegian scene.

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all of these is literally just thrash or regular heavy metal, none of this is gonna help someone get into black metal proper

Because Tom decided to form a band after listening to At War With satan dumdum

Hellhammer formed in 1981

>constantly praised even though they kinda suck
Whether or not you like Paul they are still great albums

Is that Samael album considered first wave? I thought it was just really early second wave

>Hellhammer
>Blasphemy
>Von
>Vulcano
>Samael
>Master's Hammer
>Morbid
>"just thrash"

I meath Welcome to Hell. My bad

I'm in the mood for some heavy as fuck thrash or blackened thrash like Destroyer 666, anyone got some?

Already listened to Cruel Force.

Hellhammer is definitely just thrash
Vulcano is thrash with trem picking
Morbid is just thrash
anything after 1989 shouldn't even fucking be on there because it's not first wave
Black metal before the 90s is just a buzzword

>Hellhammer is definitely just thrash

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>Hellhammer is definitely just thrash
What do you call these vocals then? Definitely not thrash
youtube.com/watch?v=CfMXueltpE0

breddy gud band
>vikang albums placed that high

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sarcofago more like faggots

it's the greatest extreme metal album ever

Have you literally never heard any European thrash? Are this the level of tourism on this board?
I am 100% pure Swedish though :-]

this kills the nu-male
youtube.com/watch?v=dc02QesbeM4

IF YOU ARE FALSE DON'T ENTRY

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There's a difference between Mille, Schmier, and Tom Angelripper's vocals and whatever Steve Warrior was doing on the early Hellhammer demos(remember that Tom G. Warrior wasn't the only vocalist on Hellhammer's demos until Satanic Rites)

it's söycofago

Do you even understand why Hellhammer is considered proto-/first wave black metal? Because you can hear it very apparently in second wave black metal like Samael and Darkthrone. Knowing that, saying Hellhammer isn't proto-black metal is plain wrong.

nu-males love to listen to shit like yngwie "ironically"

vocal style don't make a genre
It's still just thrash metal

even sepultura was better at 1st wave bm than cry-baby wagner
youtube.com/watch?v=BwQkvOCFeYY

Nice goalpost moving
Then we can look at the production and riffs next

you're right but this thread is full of brazilians, they don't understand metal subgenres

youtube.com/watch?v=3xspdW6GTZo
Wow, it's almost as if it sounds like... Hellhammer

>Unironically posting söypultura

brazil sucks

morbid visions and schizophrenia are the only albums you'll ever need by them

what would you have me think about Bilskirnir?
what is its best album?

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based

based

That's like saying Black Sabbath is death metal because death metal bands were inspired by them. Celtic Frost is better as well.
tryhard faggot

ok retard

>doesn't like Arise & Chaos AD
>call someone else a retard

It's just one guy.

The absolute best is Wotan Redivivus, anyone who claims it's too OI! inspired is a faggot.
His best EP was Der Wolkenwanderer.
I have a special place in my heart for Bilskirnir but his stuff is hit or miss sometimes.

>likes arise & chaos aids

>That's like saying Black Sabbath is death metal because death metal bands were inspired by them.
False equivalence because Black Sabbath and death metal aren't nearly as similar as Hellhammer and black metal.
Chaos AD fucking lmao

stop listening to buttmetal

Germany's second best NSBM band
Kinda derivative of Burzum, but derivative of the good parts of Burzum (the sense of melody, the dynamics, etc) instead of the droning minimalism, which is rare so they end up not feeling that unoriginal. I like Wotansvolk the most but it's all good

nothing can be too RAC/oi! inspired anyway
I'll take Skrewdriver over 99% of modern metal

>doesn't like Arise & Chaos A.D.
what about beneath the remains you fucking faggot

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their 3rd best

While I agree with you on the Celtic Frost part, the only thing Hellhammer doesn't have that is characteristic of black metal as we know it now are blastbeats and tremolo riffs. Everything else is there
>Hating Arise
shit taste. Under Siege(Reginum Irae) is one of Sepultura's best songs

except that everything after schizophrenia is subpar as fuck and there's only 2 good songs in both arise and beneath the remains and nothing good since then

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based
cringe brainlet

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t. gay zoomers

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wat

t. nu-male

>liking overproduced thrash

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>liking sepultura makes you a nu-male
shouldn't you be in highschool right now?

shouldn't you be listening to car seat headrest while frying tofu?

I don't know what that is but I'm listening to pic related my favourite Jethro Tull album

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First wave black metal is an era not a genre

>this genre is not a genre

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liking sepultura over sarcófago makes you an incel

>incel baitposting
no don't bring that evil here
t. Sarcófaggot

sepultura and sarcofago are both pretty good

This is an unrelated question but why did we change the term for /r9k/ users from "robot" to "incel"?

fuck off incel

>we
only normalfags did that

probably because saying incel already implies they're fat fucks with no life than saying "a robot"

If you only listen to INRI and no other Sarcofago album/EPs you are a giga-tourist

isn't it the other way around? I've seen plenty of chads whose taste in metal is just Metallica, Pantera and Sepultura. Sacofago is for the angry internet nerds

This is all you need

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incel is not exclusively /r9k/

shut up

Hell yes although I personally think INRI is awful, Rotting & Laws of Scourge are GOAT

INRI is better than all those 3 combined my man

Is there anyone who doesn’t like Bathory?

What’s so good about this album?

It really isn't, especially with those retarded fake drums, while TLoS is a 10/10 DM album
Yes but the worse are people who think s/t is better than Blood Fire Death

TRACY YOU HURT ME
BROKE MY HEART
DON'T GIVE ME PLEASURE
ACTING SO COLDLY

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I think Bathory's pretty overrated. it's one big romanticized identity crisis of a band (DUDE SATANISM LMAO wait actually DUDE VIKING LMAO) and quorthon's riffs are a lot less interesting than the norwegian guys who "ripped him off" due to how connected he was to thrash metal.

Yes obviously
I don’t particularly care for Motörhead how can you be this new

>retarded fake drums,
hate to burst your bubble, but every Sarcofago album has either programmed drums or an electronic kit

s/t is better

welcome to /metal/

>no melodeath or black gaze
and it better fucking stay that way

who made these

the same guy who posts them in every thread

ive made a few but i think its only 1 guy making them
pic related

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For a countess, she really is popular

overrated

shut up

dubs confirm

only incels get dubs, if this post gets dubs it doesn't count

nu-male

shut up cuck lmao

>shut up cuck lmao

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best album ever?

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Dunno but they're easy to make.
Just take an album cover and cut the letters.

Here's an OC i just made

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what program do you use?

MS Paint, not even kidding

kek

Based Ms paint

Yea, it does fucking wonders

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it’s shit

Wait are W.A.S.P American heavy metal? I always assumed they were glam/hair?

>

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s/t is miles better

/metal/ is slow today

youtube.com/watch?v=CXW3S9xe3SE

/metal/ posters are slow as a whole, if you catch my drift

Yah, BHL are dope

WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING?!??!???

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Altars Of Madness gets away with essentially being wank because it doesn't do it on the high end of a fret but the lower end. Not a single good riff, hook, moment, or solo on this overrated piece of crap. You guys are gonna shitpost/memepost as replies but you know this is true. I can't believe I used to call this dull piece of crap my favorite metal album at one point.

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My boyfriend's bootyhole

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I fucking love this song
youtube.com/watch?v=RstDRoVf_1k

>not a single good riff, hook, moment or solo
cunt, there are too many hooks on this piece of trash, that's why it's garbage-tier pleb metal

This album is fucking tight.

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angles protec the church

based check'd
it's his best imo

The one part in Immortal Rites with the synth/choir thing is pretty cool

sounds like in flames would be more up your alley

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>I hate everything, everything sucks

HEAR THE WICKED SAINT LAUGH
FROM HIS VILE EMBRYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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how obscure is obscure?

Castillan Spanish (Sounds like Argentinian) Prog

youtube.com/watch?v=TW78lLOUmQI

Pretty obscure

I dig the fuck out of the debut but not feeling The Return so far. First time listening to it.

I'm a pleb and Filosofem is my favorite Burzum album but Belus is definitely close behind.
Crazy that he managed to throw down such raw tracks after such a long time.

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RAISE THE DEAD

They are very influential, but not worth listening beyond that imo

s/t already sounded like a lame Motorhead/Venom/Celtic Frost ripoff.
The Return's style got done better by early Sepultura, Sarcofago, Blasphemy, etc.
Under A Sign and Blood Fire Death's style got done better by the entirety of 90s black metal.
Hammerheart's style got done better by literally any metal band that had synths and didn't have the worst clean vocals ever like Quorthon did.

Being first doesn't always mean being good/best. Most likely those after you will further expand and refine on your style to make it actually interesting.

Not metal
youtube.com/watch?v=aCT5mClB3yM

i've made a few and i usually use paint.net because the layering is more convenient than ms paint

What metal genre has the best mosh pits?

maybe you should stop taking htr then

>tfw always sit through shitty sporkcore j-pop music videos in their entirety to watch girls in really short skirts wave their legs around

>sporkcore j-pop music
I'm gonna need as much of it as you can remember, user. I crave more of it.

N-no it’s not actually
I’m in the U.K, most hair metal didn’t gain much traction here
I even thought def leppard were an American band when I was teenager

Wait. Def Leppard isn't American?

By best you mean most intense? Metalcore, or like the bands that lean very close to hardcore punk because hardcore punk in general has far more intense mosh pits than metal. If metalcore is an unsatisfactory answer, brutal death metal bands come somewhat close in intensity.

Or if by best mosh pits you mean fun whacky ones? Then probably melodeath or power metal types. If it's got that fantasy cheese feel to it basically. This is like people getting in arms singing stuff together while going wild at the same time.

peak death metal

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>listen to le masculine genre metal
>so out of touch with reality and such an asocial shut-in that he gets off to some legs in a shitty music video
The state of the metal genre and its fans right here. Fact of the matter is, no matter how tough or toxic and elitist the genre's members act online, we all know that IRL they are bunch of pussies too scared to go out, get their shit together, get actual pussy.

fuck off poser

Thrash unironically.
youtube.com/watch?v=wpYegSmJO2w

Only posers mindlessly dickride "classics" though.

the absolute state of this projection

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fuck off poser

No! They’re from Sheffield, an industrial town in the north of England
Same place as pulp, the human league, Cabernet Voltaire and bring me the horizon

caverncore ftw

Thrash, no questions asked

youtube.com/watch?v=O9ZUW4GL470

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Anthrax put on a great show last year
This song was a good way to wake up after Behemoth played

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thrash sucks

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:(

Not really when metal fans look like the ones in pic and say the shit people do in these threads. The funny thing is, the losers on this site will always respond with a post like yours, thinking "this is preposterous, how could they possibly figure this out about me" with being aware of how obvious they make in it their own posts. Then they wonder why nobody wants to fuck them. Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue.

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Nah, I only fuck with Chaos a.d. and Roots anymore, jabroni.

Tourist here. What are the best Megadeth songs? Hangar 18 is nice.

And The Forests Dream Eternally is okay.

That's not Molesting the Decapitated by Devourment. That's 2nd best tho.

The original version of Five Magics

>mindlessly dickride

Dude, everyone knows metal is autistic. What's your point?

>wet fart noises at 350 bpm

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THE GIRLS LINED UP TO BE FUCKED

Killing is my Business and Loved to Deth are top tier Megadeth songs

>thinking I care about getting laid
I don't let women determine my value

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girls lining up to be fucked rise up

new thread

>posting Yea Forums memes and talking about other people being virgins
pot, kettle, black, etc.