More like GAYer

do you not see the heels on the boots you fucking nimrod

I can't think of a single Megadeth or Metallica album better than Hell Awaits, Show No Mercy or even Reign in Blood.

Buy this Slayer Adult Collectible for 50 dollars

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I'm not gonna reply with a snarky retort. You needing to suck 5'6 (as he reports) Kerry's dick this hard means you got bigger problems to deal with.

Every one of them is better desu, know why?
No garbage solos from King or awful punk vocals from Araya.

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I said genre tourists don't @ me
You don't even like thrash metal to begin with

fucking kill yourself nu-male wimp

>Don't like the ear equivalent of getting gang raped by pakis
What did he mean by this?

Slayer is the worst thrash band. Even Death Angel is superior.

Slayer is for idiots. Metallica is far manlier, Slayer is for people who also visit punk concerts, garbage shit.

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Friendly reminder to all you 60 year old boomer fags

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it's almost as if FOUR of them have heels and you're a blind fuck

>what are boots with 2 in soles
We're dealing with an advanced kind of retarded, I might contact a doctor to document this

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visit punk concerts

do you have no fucking idea what a heel is

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Slayer is favourite band of the kind of cunt that thinks he's badass for listening to metal but is too much of a pussy to listen to objectively heavy music

>Objectively heavy
Micro peen amon amarthfag detected

Slayers is worse than fucking Anthrax, Testament is the best thrash band of all time. Suck it.

Metallica = Superman, the strongest who are capable of anything
Megadeth = Thor, a good match but not as strong, though differently worthwhile
Anthrax = Shazam, much sillier and basically a kid inside
Slayer = Lex Luthor, can dress up pretty tough and act all evil and spiteful, but never gonna win the battle

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imagine being THIS autist lmao

now do it with candy bars!

Imagine actually liking Metfagica, Gayer, or Megadeath

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Metallica = Snickers
Megadeth = Milky Way
Anthrax = Wonka
Slayer = Three Musketeers

Amon Amarth being shite doesn't make Slayer any better, try again, cunt

now do it with illicit substances!

Heave that heavy on us, space cowboy!