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only war is real edition

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For years, Nuclear War Now!’s forum has been the haven for life dropout D&D neckbeards searching for some form of friendship and community. But according to website tracking metrics, the site has seen a massive decline in it’s traffic over the past 6 months. While viewership of metal sites can rise and fall unpredictably on metal sites, the above statistic should frighten anyone who cares about keeping their site relevant. Sites with active forums should be doing much better than your the average blog-style metal site, so the numbers above show an unforgivable descent into irrelevancy.

But given that the site is predominantly frequented by war metal fans that have no regard for actual music, the crash in interest also proves something far bigger: war metal, as a sub genre, is in its last days.

This is a welcomed revelation as war metal was the nu metal of black/death metal and was ultimately worthless. With virtually no innovation, creativity, or direction for over 20 years, war metal became the lowest IQ form of extreme metal. The fact that Beherit was more interesting, creative, and musically varied than every single band to follow it throughout the decades to follow is an absolute disgrace to every band that’s followed in their footsteps.

Post your top 3 metal genres:
Black
Death
Thrash

While the surface-level viewer might see war metal as “the most underground/kvlt/extreme/unlistenable of all genres,” the truth is that it was only marketed as such and done so very effectively as the bank account and new production facility of Cali basedboy Yosuke Kanishi will clearly indicate. By offering a product that appears “totally not mainstream haha!” Kanishi was able to efficiently trick kvlt status seeking basement dwellers into mass consumerism using the same marketing tactics as thrift shops. Essentially this created a record label and forum that was ultimately the thrift shop of metal– reissues (refurbished releases) of random bands from 20 years past that could be marketed as super underground when really they were just empty of creativity and technique. By assumingly being “not trendy” war metal became one of the trendiest metal genres of our time and the go to for the metal derivatives of the modern hipster.

“Bu… But war metal is evil!” Really, then why does Nuclear War Now! have an Instagram account?

Musically war metal is a hilarious deception because if you alternate the grooves of their atonal power chord riffs, you’ll get nu metal riffs. Most bands even match the nu metal guitar tuning of A! But war metal fans have no idea they’re listening to nu metal with different drums and vocals because they only care abut the aesthetics. In all reality most of Black Witchery’s riffs were originally on Korn’s Life is Peachy which subconsciously tickles the nostalgia of their fans without them realizing how or why.

you posted them, bro

In an age where Von is taking big money for rock star tours, where Blasphemy albums are marketed as vintage thrift shop essentials, and where black metal shows feature 90% war metal bands, any prestige or credibility war metal and it’s original bands once had is gone. War metal fans are the modern equivalent to the JNCO jeans wearing clowns of the 90s. They are the permavirgin autistis of metal that grew from infants that would have been left in the woods to be eaten by wolves in the Pagan times.

Celebrate the death of war metal, repent if you ever liked this garbage, and enjoy some classic war metal riffs below:

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Thrash
Black
some Death

only death is real

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Ultra raw Black metal
Raw Black metal
Black metal

You may not like it, but this is what AOTY looks like.

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doom
black
doom again but different

Hey lads, how about some good throatsinging metal reccomendations?

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>omg did y'all see lords of chaos, varg absolutely BTFO lmao

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youtube.com/watch?v=XUqfe_3QO60

*sips*

they tried to make Euronymous look like a babyface wimpy poser and the worse they did to Varg was make him seem dumb in the journalist interview scene

*the worst they did to Varg

TRAMPLE THE WEAK UNDER OUR CHARIOTS OF STEEL!
CRUSH THY ENEMY WITH THE SPIRIT OF METAL!
BASH THE BASTARD WITH THE BUTT END OF YOUR SWORD!
LEAVE HIM TO ROT IN THE HUMILIATION OF HIMSELF!

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speed
speed
speed

Stop talking about Lords of Chaos

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how will bumbum ever recover haha

It was the least terrible album they've put out since Black Clouds. They have that fat fuck's vocals completely drenched in effects and autotune so he doesn't fuck everything up. He always manages to fuck it up though, but at least these songs aren't 20 minutes long a piece.

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Do you think varg really slayed mad puss?

If he wanted to he could have but who knows

well he said he liked "normal" girls so if he did, they weren't women in the scene like how it was portrayed in the flick

I think if Varg actually seen the movie, he wouldn't be so upset.
>in one of the sex scenes, he is seen wielding a footlong penis
>he is the only character in the movie that doesn't look like an emaciated crackhead
>he cucks Euronymous and makes Sky Ferriera take her clothes off in front of them
>he KO's a fake nazi stiff
>Varg's music is described as "the greatest thing I ever heard" by Euronymous
>the entire movie is a 2 hour long montage of Varg fucking pornstars
>Varg makes Euronymous admit to being a poser coward before stabbing him through the forehead

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It wasn't anywhere near a foot long.

It was nearly a footlong soft. Fuck off, kike.

I wasn't impressed by it. Maybe you were if you're average

I'm sure you've took bigger in your time, but for Black Metal this is significant.

Lmao my ex-bf was 9 inches and my current is 7. Both are metalheads

you're a RYM tranny aren't you

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Black
Death
Prog

Ugh I hate that term.

you'll be a sonemic tranny if you beat he odds and survive long enough for the poc scammer to update the site

HEAVY
FUCKING
METAL

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>Heavy metal
>Fucking metal
>Metal metal
???

Metal listeners aren't exactly known for their smarts.

Alright so I've been struggling to get into King Diamond for a while without being able to sit through one full LP. Last night I was listening to Abigail and actually pulled up lyric pages for all the songs and it finally fucking clicked. I don't pay attention to lyrics ever.
Before I was just hearing goofy pretend-opera singing. I feel like I've found new meaning in life.

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Good for you man, i remember one of the first thing ive done years ago after getting into harsh vocal stuff was pull up the lyrics.
Most of people don't do it and they will just assume it's mumbling nosense. (plebs)

HAAAAALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEN

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I'm too used to Swedes & Germans who have little grasp on the language they're singing in so I tend to just let the vocals work as an instrument. However, King Diamond writes like it's his native language. And it's fucking awesome metal gothic horror. I'm so happy.

Why do zoomies get triggered by everything?

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLASTNNNNN??????????????????
youtube.com/watch?v=CRWD3877pHg

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>buttfrog posting

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youtube.com/watch?v=NiHpfugCboI
I don't know if it's my copy that's fucked up, but this album is brickwalled to hell and back.

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Véhémence - Par le Sang Versé

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Good album

Thrash > Heavy > Glam > the rest

Black > doom > technical death

Any other opinion is invalid and irrelevant.

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GRAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yeah, if you're a faggot who sits here all day long. That looks about right.

techdeath is gay

That must be why they spam Cryptopsy all day long.

Isnt tech death like rings of saturn?
Please dont listen to widdly noodly kinder metal!

youtube.com/watch?v=LWsa0y04btQ

I was thinking more Atheist/Demilich, what the fuck is Rings of Saturn?

Rings of Saturn is deathcore
Death, Cynic and Nile are techdeath

Do you realize that Cynic is merely buttmetal with vocoders, or do you exclusively listen to the demos?

I've only ever listened to their first album so I wouldn't know what they're doing nowadays but it's a pretty well-known record

apparently everything except boring atonal blasphemogoatrevengefago bands with b&w xerox covers of nuns getting fucked by demons is "buttmetal" according to this place

Nu-Cynic is essentially youtube-core though

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No, very untrue. You must've joined this general today if you think that.
true

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>calls themselves mushroomhead
>don't have mushroom heads
what the fuck

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>All these newfags outing themselves as newfags
Lurk moar tourists

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Why would you lurk here? If you've been here once, you've been here everyday.

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>machine head
>main guy is an NPC

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Hello everyone! Have you seen the new Lords of Chaos movie? That meanie Varg finally got what was coming for him! :D:D:D

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it was probably the only black metal kino we will ever see

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>Why would you lurk here?
This place has gone to (even more) shit since winter 2018 and now due to that movie there are even more tourists here. This wouldn't be a problem if they lurked moar instead of immediately complaining about everything and shitposting. This place has always been full of 15 year olds and manchildren, but now add all the newfags (who are also 15 year olds and manchildren) and it's become an unbearable shithole.

Do you think they were supposed to represent the Four horsemen of the apocalypse and if so which band is which?

Pestilence
Famine
War
Death

Hmm.

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Downtempo Deathcore

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I remember the "Big 4" show they had here in Sweden being aired on national TV, might have been 2008 or 2009. Good stuff. I didn't get the chance to go but my uncle did, I was so fucking jelly.

>run out of things to talk about, it's big 4 time
>next it'll be ranking Death's discography
Downsyndrome user

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Nevermind, it was 2011, dunno what it was in 2009 I confused it with. Maybe the Death Magnetic tour.

Don't worry kid, that's what I thought on my first day here as well.
Unless you like shit like Mastodon or Sunbather, then there's little hope for you.

Closeted DT fan here. Some songs suffer a little to much from image related and the lyrical content is ass but all in all I'd say it's about as good as expected and a huge step up from the last album.

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In that case, you didn't really miss anything.

Cringe

We do not get that on television here in Dobrich.

Yes but they're still releasing albums it is important to me.

Death Magnetic had some bangers on it 2bh. And they were in pretty good shape during that time.
Yeah Sweden has disproportionately a lot of metal/hard rock fans.

HEEEAVY
MEEETAL
BULLDOUZAH!

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>Sweden
Ah, I imagined they would mainly be EDM and soft rock as a nation.

They think Death Magnetic is good, so they might as well be.

Checked.

Freddy VS Jason is officially the most metal album of the thread, period.

Sweden is the real home of black metal so...

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Say that to my face

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I can't believe how much they nailed Varg. What a perfect performance and casting choice.

I don't think it's perfect at all. See, this actor has a really big nose and that is just really unacceptable.

Mayhem didn't invent playing caveman riffs over blastbeats

>caveman riffs
Nice 4chin vernacular. What does Mayhem have to do with anything?

>picture of actor portraying Euronymous with the filename "iinventedit"

Whoa, never mind. I thought that was Darkthrone, my bad b.

those people don't resemble Fenriz & Nocturno Culto in any way (neither do they resemble Varg & Euronymous besides the clothes though)

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>it's a "varg claims he never really liked metal that much" video

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>it's a varg video

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Stop vargposting and post albums with R I F F S

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In the movie, Euronymous challenges Varg to prove that he isn't a poser by bringing a trve record to the counter. He decides to go with "The Awakening" by Merciless.

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Where can I watch this gay ass movie for free

is he right, bros?

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Why do zoomers need to watch/listen to everything in their browser? Are you literally too stupid to use trackers?

>abbath
>90%

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>I.N.R.I. 100%
>December Moon 100%
based

It's been years since i've used Utorrent and I stopped using it because all the sites I originally used to download were being shut down

>utorrent

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>zoomers
get back in your lana del ray thread, you worthless meming faggot

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what's wrong with it
It's literally the most basic tracker

>user doesn't know what a tracker is
holy shit it's a gift that keeps on giving

>spotify, netflix, pornhub... the list goes on and on

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>most basic
>literally contain adware
>what is a tracker lol

>Varg meme
Yikes sweaty

>all these loser fags getting their peepee twisted war metal
you only give me more power

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War Metal is good because it preaches multiculturalism and fight incels and nazis

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what the fuck is peepee twisted war metal

It's a good picture, you sad puddle of fuck.

I could see how it's funny if you're 15

If you hate 15 year old's so much, why are you on Yea Forums? Hipster faggot.

Did you just admit to being a teenager?

Yeah, I'm gonna tell the police you tried to molest me. Have fun in the pokey, faggot.

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Ok, enough with this faggotry. Can you recommend me something simillar to Godkiller's The Rebirth of the Middle Ages?

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youtube.com/watch?v=9gEouy5xrMw

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neat

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CANDIED APPLES
AND RAZORBLADES

very nice

youtube.com/watch?v=2h3_x85zPlE

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What or who is Neslepaks?

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Goregrind
Metalgore
Grindgore
youtube.com/watch?v=NZlVBVJ0v9s

What kind of girls listen to trad metal?

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Girls who used to be men

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He's retarded, so there's that.
He gives Sarcofago's 'The Worst' 100% for being "NO FUN", yet he dislikes Burzum's 'Hvis Lyset Tar Oss' for being "boring".

Black metal is just proto emo.

Swashbuckle just released an EP and their cover of Weird Al's Dare To Be Stupid is fucking awesome.

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>teutonic thrash metal
>nidrosian black metal
>hellenic black metal
are there any other numaleified "scene" names like this

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Thanks for the heads up user.

Trve Norwegian Black Metal
US Power Metal
NWOBHM

chuckened sneed metal

Not sure if serious but anyway you're welcome.

WHEN ITS COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDD

Entirely serious. I love "Weird Al" Yankovic, but have not heard of Swashbuckle.
Everything needs a Metal cover. And Dare To Be Stupid is one of Al's finest.

GLAM = Great Loud Ass Men, not Gay LA Music

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AND WHEN IT'S DAAAAAARRRRKKKK

Yeah, I like GLAM METAL
GLAMOROUS
MEN
ENTERING
TIGHT
ANAL
LOCALITIES

cascadian black metal
red and anarchist black metal

metal for drinking coffee?

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>Loud Ass

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None

Mindless Self Indulgence
Venom

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1JnOd7c9M

youtube.com/watch?v=uQujfE5JLJA
COFFEEEE

Unironically this is a good album. Everything else they did was shit though. Never should have quit the meth

All this talk about varg and euronymous is making my black metal flare up again

The "I'm not like the other girls, I listen to REAL music" girls. Also they were probably introduced to it by their dad or brother.

The kind who get rimjobs from me.

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Take the leap.

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murdercafe.bandcamp.com

wtf i love trad metal now

Only flatulist metal I've ever heard
Is there more?

that's a man isn't it

so eveyone hated euronymous right?

>Everything needs a Metal cover
Have you heard this Trollfest cover of Toxic? Awesome shit. youtube.com/watch?v=rMy0KPz8Vvo

I imagine this would be hard to play live.

Nah it's a girl I give rimjobs too.

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I don't think Faust and Snorre did. Most people didn't seem to care that he died. Hellhammer sure didn't.

Was "she" a man?

Kinda thrashy slightly prog-ish and a bit technical death from Brazil. Pretty good if only a bit unoriginal. I'm diggin it
youtube.com/watch?v=U_VB2G9gdSk

Doubt

nsbm "reviews" on rym are high octane söy

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Talk about a failed experiment and a great downfall
Ah The True Mayhem what has happened to you, ever since Euronymous the band just lost what made them great, though actually the Wolf Lair Abyss EP was pretty good i mean yeah wasn't as good as previous works but that was what this album should've sounded like and its even considered the first part of this album, but what we got instead was some avant garde shit that wasn't even that good, there is a right way to do avant garde, this isn't that.

There are way too many pointless tracks in this album did, they are trying to be "progressive" but i don't see the point in spliting a track into 2 when one of the parts is only 7 seconds long did it really need to do that and There are way too many Spoken Word tracks that are all pointless.

The worst tracks on this album has to be To Daimnion 2 as its just one little spoken word thing then the rest is fucking silence 0/10 just for that alone and even worse the next is literally a 7 minute track of silence another 0/10, A Bloodsword and a Colder Sun pt. ii it's a fucking Trip Hop song, yeah Mayhem, the most famous (or imfamous) Black Metal band did a Trip Hop song and it wasn't even a good one, its unlistenable and just a disgrace to Black Metal, i would expect this shit from Ulver not Mayhem this is something people would've joked about except that it actually fucking happened another 0/10, thats 3 0/10s thats not a good thing,

There are some good tracks on this but overall without question the worst Mayhem album, it's a failed experiment that never needed to be an experiment, it should've been what the Wolf's Liar Abyss EP was nt all all this avant garde shit with all this pointless spoken word, silence and trip hop shit.

grindcore
death
crossover

Friendly (but very harsh) reminder to blast tourists with blastbeats and riffs.
youtube.com/watch?v=gsL4f3PG1L8
If yer serious you loose!

You can't introduce someone to metal by working up through harshness levels, you just throw some goregrind his way and let him figure it out by himself.

i agree, sugarcoating is for children and wimps

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tabletop gamers rise up

metal-archives.com/bands/Jewish_Juice/93087

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DnD-G Ö R E when?

>want to buy King Diamond picture disk
>only available from Nuclear Blast
>shipping is almost as much as the LP itself
I'm literally just across the fucking baltic, it can't be that expensive

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fucking nuclear cucks man

based
youtube.com/watch?v=2oclDVweTR4

>picture disc
why user? they're considerably worse than vinyl and get damaged much more easily
pic unrelated

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DUNGEONS OF GORE
FUND IT

>he never had a dnd campaign with a gore-fag dm
The fuck are you doing with your life

no one i know likes anything similar to the shit i like

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rate

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Thoughts on this?

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Lurk some horror campaign runs, it can be a good starting point. Then you go to your elf healer being raped while being eaten alive and your tank has to watch because his eyelids were cut off.

based but also cringe

Having grown out of the black metal meme after 8 years (that is also how long it took for fenriz etc. to grow out of it as well) I found the Lords of Chaos movie both funny and redeeming. Finally the black metal "scene" was exposed to the public as the LARPers they were, Euronymous being a whimp and Varg a fucking madman (although trve, black-metal-wise). No wonder you faggots in here detest this movie. Yes it was inaccurate in some main points, for example Varg being a Mayhem fanboy and Euronymous not dying with his underwear only (another movie that failed to answer the crucial question - what brand of underwear was Euronymous wearing that night), but who cares. It's supposed to be like that. Black metal was a satan olympics taking place after the LARP meetings of these middle class rich Norwegian boys. The only thing that made me genuinely mad is showing Vikernes scoring pussy via his popularity of Burzum instead of him going to the Phoeniks club in Bergen as he said he did.

mediocre compared to its temporaries but multiple stab wounds and thou shall kill are fucking classics

Death
Black
Thrash

Retribution is better.

who here /funeral/

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Same, Abigail is more fun with the lyrics.

King Diamond is weird tho, the music isn't carried by the vocalist/bearer of the name "King Diamond", but by the dual guitarrists he hired.

Here to shill my favourite funeral doom album

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pic related is my favourite so far along with stormcrowfleet

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Yeah, seriously, I'll take them over Helloween any day of the week. Mikkey Dee's drumming on the first 4 albums kicks serious ass too. It's the same as calling Ozzy a solo artist. Both are more iconic as people but are carried by the band.

Venom sucks

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3. Doom
2. Death
1. Thrash

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

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dubs for melodeath rocks
trips for melodeath sucks

quads for lords of chaos sequel

What's some good Sci-Fi themed metal?

Hard Mode: No Trad
Dante Must Die Mode: No Power metal

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Nocturnus

Like all of tech death and voivod

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>he doesn't use picture discs as decoration
I thought that was the main purpose?

Ayy

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based

is this pasta?

youtube.com/watch?v=tC0SrW1U0BM

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BACK IN THE DAYS WE FIRST SIGHTED

he asked for metal

Whats up with this thread? Like all I see is people getting pissed off over stuff that usually happens in this general.

I think it's just a RYM tranny seething

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SORRY I MEAN

GREAT MEME

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WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS

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ok schizo

youtube.com/watch?v=jG4_WLqGdrA

There is now such a thing as "Christian War Metal". luciferimpaled.bandcamp.com/

Black, Doom, Death.

>Do you think they were supposed to represent the Four horsemen of the apocalypse
no

>if so which band is which?
Pestilence: Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax
Famine:
War:
Death:

The Lords of Chaos movie attracted Reddit and various other tourists here and they're very confused

reddit needs to understand that metal is purely for straight white men

Do actual womemes browse this general?

yeah, rym trannies

trannies aren't women so no

why the transphobia?

>fat jewish guy playing a borderline anorexic person
>perfect casting
ok

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Varg was fat

>facts equals phobia
go fuck yourself

Give me more (You)'s and i'll reconsider

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Nikki Sixx here. Go see The Dirt on Netflix. It's way better than the Varg movie.

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about as fat as a tree branch

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i still can't find an album that can top Altars of Madness, is there a single better DM album than it?

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yeah super fat

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Motley crue is for women

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we're arguing about musician's weight now? >>>/tmz/

No one's arguing. Just telling a retard that he's wrong.

Tell that to this guy then bozo

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only albums with shit cgi covers are true

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I'd pay good money to play a RPG that looks like this

"Hey guy, motley crue is for women!"

Good ol' Sabbath
youtube.com/watch?v=T8bvi1gewB8

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>Life?

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Metallica made a music video about that

based

youtube.com/watch?v=tWIGVvwNvjg

>Gloomy Grim
Top kek that band name is fucking awful.

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>Neckbreard death camp
Wew

good bred
meal for feel?

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xasthur virgin here

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AOR
AOR
AOR

Best pigsquealer on the planet

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BLEAÜGH
youtube.com/watch?v=aS3LW73N3cY

>touristial soilust

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There was a girl that was desperate for company as someone blew her off about say 2 years ago and she had an extra ticket. No anons from Australia complied. There's also that DMCfag that said his ex browsed /meal/. I'm sure there were more. I think one of them would be the Bulgarian qt that had a pic with her Bathory s/t t-shirt.

bathory sucks

Like Retribution better, but The Ten Commandments kicks ass.

>I think one of them would be the Bulgarian qt that had a pic with her Bathory s/t t-shirt.
That's really fucking old iirc
like around 2010 tripfags era

Aye, she dates far back.

metalcore
melodeath
posthardcore

Fuck the haters, this album is catchy as FUCK!!

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TO INFINTY

you might like Cronos's solo work

>going to the Phoenix club in Bergen
wat

Black
Doom
Heavy

Yes

Cursing Your Will To Live

Based

ill bill doesn't get the recognition he deserves

I'm a music spazz (although mostly metal) and yes, am a brony as seen from my tumblr title. Never thought I'd ever be a fan of the show, but hey, there's something interesting about an animated series of multicolored horses and counting after several years. Met some great friends through the fandom too. Also Undertale trash because a simple video can invoke the feels, but overall mostly pony and shit mixed with my own sarcasm

Musicwise, I listen to mainly anything, although I always seem to lean towards Black metal and its sub genres, it could be that I find the whole "grim and gloomy" shit appealing. Still I'm open to giving everything a chance and even if I don't like it, I won't be harsh on it and the matter. Because that's how one should be with music, otherwise it won't go well for you. Again, I love the dark and depressing shit because I just find some sort of dark and morbid comfort in it I suppose. Ironic considering I love all the dark shit and yet I tend to be as happy as a friggen rainbow. Or switching moodswings depending on any person you ask.

true

I'm a brony and I hate black metal, so weird.

I miss tripfags

Euronymous cut his hair

accurate

t. triggered blackie posing as a brony trying to save face

Cursing Your Bitchass Will To Live

>accurate
he's also a very vocal defender of lords of chaos

Im very vocal defender of deez nuts

I'm a true blue brony, I just always thought black metal seemed too obsessed with depressive sounds, reminds me of goth music which by and large, I'm not a fan of. If I must listen to monster music I go with death metal, it seems to have a more inherently "badass" nature rather than a "sad" one

...

This is true brony. Black Metal is emotional, hateful music. It's more poetic and artistic in that way

I understand the purpose of black metal, I just don't find it appealing myself. I suffer from major depression and don't enjoy romantic notions of it, I prefer music that has empowering feelings (to me)

New to black metal. Anything else out there like pic related? Anything long and repetitive.

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Unironically Wolves In The Throne Room. Posters here will say it's soi garbage but they are a great atmospheric bm band. Honestly. You'll love it. Listen to Drudkh too

Do not listen to this faggot

Open to alternatives

Enslaved - Vikingligr Veldi

Kinda different, but it captures the same hypnotic feeling that HLTO does for me.

Adding to this; Bathory - Blood Fire Death, Drudkh - Autumn Aurora, Fores t- Зapeвoм нaд пpaхoм, I Shalt Become - In the Falling Snow.

There's probably heaps but I can't remember them all.

i never knew based euronymous was a deathrash fan

youtube.com/watch?v=QaR0VDseRv0

What is war metal?