ITT: We Rate Each Other's Rap Verses

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I’m slightly overweight, but I still got a girl
She a japanese bih, she likes a white man with some girth

what the fuck

Bitches on my dick
Hate my life I’m gonna go slit my wrist
Niggas think they slick
Fade to black I slip into the abyss
Fucking on her clit
It’s over now i no longer exist

I'm popping niggas as if they're nothing but cysts
Split the game with what I'm spitting to bloody messy body bits
See, I ain't done making hits like a punch with the fist
Soon I'll be rich, quicker than a play on a blitz

>me violent me fuck woman me get money ooga booga
same shit same day
fuck off niggers

I'll rape your face
in outer space
cover you in cum
beat you like a drum

>they call me Doctor Popadopalous
>cuz they saw me pop and drop a couple lids
>and i told em i wanna suck some tits
>while john podesta fucks some kids

Wakanda 4ever

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my dad beats me
i kill minorities
i have HIV
and a fetish for pee

She told me it was forever
Rubbed her skin with that lotion
But “oil-free” was just one of the lies
After she jumped in that ocean

That’s an awful hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump‘s head
Or not

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Boutta put a dead nigga
In the dead nigga storage
Slide in mad DMs
They just keep on ignoring
Pull up to my house
I'll amortize you like a mortgage
Niggas want that heat
I must be Papa Bear's porridge

Understanding Cobain
That's like understanding cocaine
Makes you twitch and it's white and it gets you no gain
Bitch had no fight and he left with no brain
People claim it's a shame
I say he shoulda been maimed
Left with no fortune and fame
Dead with no shame, put no respect on his name
Suspicious ass lame never acknowledged again
He killed rock n roll, him and his Hole
Filled it with bitchness and sickness, so drole
Fuck what you know, you can be fooled if you wanna
I'll tell you tools what my state of Nirvana
Is it's when I would be standin' on toppa
This bitch while I'm stabbin' and splattin a lotta
Blood from his corpse, feel no remorse
I would leave his wife and daughter a corpse
A slaughter of sorts
Courtney Love is a whore

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>sister shot herself and ill never have a wife
you were gonna marry your sister? Hot af / 10

Tea spoons
Table spoons
Clickety clack
Spoons are whack

uh huh, yeah, gettin jiggy wtth it

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bitches on my dick
niggas on my dick
bitches churning butter with my butter churning stick

i don't really give a crud
all you whack niggas are some scrubs
you better not eat that toast
or ill give you a crazy roast

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Your flow is lame
Your lyrics are tame
I'll ease your pain
Euthanize your brain

U wot m8
The absolute state
Fish and chips on a paper plate

This is good

What is the name of the woman?
too much ass for a human
i invited her to my house to see whats cookin
when she went to the bathroom, her dads phone i was lookin
her dads google history tells me shes from brooklyn
you damn sure dat pussy im gonna be rulin

Bored youtu.be/Ea3yKXjeYY0

Stay in school

Spotlight uh moonlight

so underrated

this has potential user

Caught me stealing, fealing like I couldn’t deal a hand that couldnt feed em’

>I ain't a Potawatomi
>But I got a lotta pot in me

Just sit down and listen
I've got a long list of complaints
and a shit ton of suspicions

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Yo my rhymes kill ya like a horse cock in ya bum.
Your mom numb from my dick.
Gargle my cum.
I'm fucking like a chimpanzee
On Viagra and bath salts.
Eat your face while I'm fucking you
But it wasn't my fault.
Butthole bleeding while you queefing
Shitting on my dick.
I'll killed that shit like my name was John wick.
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy yay.
Yea Forums can suck my dick you know I don't play.

this sounds like its straight out of xavier renegade angel

Life's joys it categorically makes

A canned meadow spoke truth felt so forsake
The plans do bank on hate mistakes

That rake the baked good woods fake'd mated

with a turn of phrase that force the Great

Intricate Loops

tuned in your wake

Waves pave the way it state to h8

Love, born to bring the witeled
Nittles that burse the bush,
hard to push

- cant strive to burning that ol truth

Misspoken

Words to come most think who 'woke' an'
A dual rhyme kin

Make you think it don't see but the words meant

Something to another
split wings to cover the diogenes
Misnomer

Homer with the odyssey,
strong with the voice (doom) said to make the other piece.
Back tracked ass, caught In a drug fast, nooo lip to pas on a cold metal ghetto past. It feels the grass.
But words to talk,
cant plead to a metal skin's
Sleet to the crete,
slow to make the hella walk b's to keep

Soft grass do sass, an open mind still bares that old ever gracious...mass

We're the rappin' chorus and we're here to say
Santa's hip in a major way
He's awesome
He's a radical guy
He's blowing the clouds right out of the sky
He's gotta funky beat that's hard to miss
And when he's in his sleigh it sounds like this-
Go Santa go Santa go!
Go Santa go Santa go!
Go Santa go Santa go!
Go Santa go Santa go! Go! Go!

© 1991, me

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Get more licks than a lesbian
Head in the truck
Bust a nut
On pedestrian

Nigga ooga booga
Fuck bitch shit
Ooga nigga booga
Pow pow boom
Nigga ooga booga

keep it 300, like the romans

Weird. But I like it - I think the flows need to be clearer doe.

POOPITY POOP
DOOPITY DOOP
I WANT TO DIE
IM GOING TO HIDE
FROM MY EMOTIONS EVERYDAY
THE ONLY CHICK I GET OFF TO IS AYANAMI REI
IVE NEVER TOUCHED A BOOBIE
NEVER HUGGED A GIRL
IM THE WORST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
I GIGGLE AT FROG MEMES
ON THE INTERNET
SOMETIMES I PEE IN MY PANTS AND MY UNDIES GET WET

Link please

i'm livin my best life, i'm lyin
alone in my bed all night, the devil's tryna
infiltrate my thoughts, expensive jewelry, designer shit
gucci, louis, rugers incite the violence
violate mi vida wit some orchestrated violins
dilate my pupils, run ya fingers on my eyelids
fire shit at me when my back's turned, like don corleone
the chosen son won't be comin home
they tried to convince me to study in chiraq
but i been studyin chiraq and thats where niggas get clapped
they see a bobby seale they wanna turn bobby hutton
hypnotizin black brothas, burn they future down to embers
december 4th, thats a day to remember
our ties to the past have been whitewashed, severed
but i hear the teacup, they're mentally disarming me
yo, wanna see these new scars?

>all you do is masturbate to porn
>you pobably wish you were never born
>your mother wont mourn
>when i make sure you are scorned
>i will even help her with her bake sale
>and then fuck her her in a hay bale
>and then leave like a trained male
>because I cant be seen with a large whale

I just came up with this on the fly.. how did I do?

best/10

Sounds a bit much like Doom-style flow. Lyrics are pretty cool.

posting my waifu kim dahyun
skin like milk, ass like onion
the chvrches girl of kpop
everyone loves her but her music suck

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>2 black eyes cuz i done told you twice
>fix me some chicken and rice, mike tyson appetite
>and after youre done suck my dick for fun
>if i nut in your eye can you see you cum
>cocaine vanilla gorilla, big white motherfucker
>im smokin old commies like im carlson, tucker
>Third Reich and a sprite, where is trayvon tonight? *UHH*
>I carry a knife and im spottin some kikes
>I ride off on my bike fuck a bitch anus tight
>bitch lasagna, i will see you mañana
>all i wear is designah (Boss) and my bitches look finah
>YOU LOOK LIKE FIFTY SIX PERCENT *UHH*
>YOU LOOK LIKE FIFTY PERCENT *Yahh*
>56% *fuck you*

You look like fifty six percent.

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>had to hit em again with this original recipe
>please stand back, 50 k on my testes
>50 k on my testicles
>all my violence domestical
>i beat my wife at a festival
>cuz she tried to test me *hell naw*
>but imma beat the case cuz i got a jewish lawyer
>and imma beat the beat her again call me the lady destroyer
>Mr. Female Employer, Latisha, Latoya
>im savage like a mexican thats crossing the border
>i have a mental disorder and a tape recorder
>ill kidnap your daughter and make her master my mixtape
>and she wont leak cuz i got FLEX TAPE *UHH*
>she wont leak cuz i got FLEX TAPE *Yahh*

Had to hit yall with the ole 1, 2 please forgive meeee

Fuck this shit I'm out
I've had enough of all this self-doubt
Talk shit to me and I'll blow you brains out
My life's an endless circle like a roundabout

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yoooo your calling my verse cringe? man fuck you lil nigga

based
moonman tour when

choking on a big cock
gonna make my mouth drop
jerking that dick here comes the load
gonna swallow this cum like a little hoe

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peanut butter on my balls
let the dog lick it
anal with a chimpanzee
i let them all kick it
suck a fart out a hairy anus
my nigga be on planet uranus
shit on my face and fart in my mouth
gay sex is what i'm all about

Ho you shouldn't rap with those yellow teeth
Crack a smile everyone's like oh geez
More yellow than Simpsons season three
Looking like lemon squeeze
Cheese ass lookin teeth
Brush those fuckers some extra please

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Move it along, when I stroll past she gone
Dumpin evidence with the prescident this ain't my residence, 30 top decked tourists can't stop my investment, thanks Martin Bryant but I prefer all my cheese colby and spent, the shit that just panned out not worrying bout rent. Resentment bout my loss, ain't counting the costs, hear the 9 hit the water with a splash and a slosh. Yeah I named her Ruby, last one was an Uzi, "an Uzi in Australia", motherfuckers like you knew me, bitch I'm blasting death metal, cookin ice on sheet metal, 4868s shit brus, housos better watch us. Lyrically, spiritually, physically, mentally all of this shit can't stay up and pent in me, don't bat an eye to your soft powder blow, on S S R I's since 2004, so when I be robbing your heroin den, shots gon be given but I'll decide when, pow

Duck taped grip in my hand,
Number filed off,
Aim at glazed eyes, petrified, brus you shook up
You don't give a fuck, I don't give a give a fuck, we don't give a fuck so what the fuck, shave a little off the top and suck it up, drop the gat off, drop it off and wish it luck x 2

Giving rivers guns like they're teched out soldiers, my thug game getting bolder, but no stripes on my shoulder, cause that fucked up shit that i ain't not did got me speaking in tongues, double negatives and shit, and they ever find out where that stash money went, they'll be throwing guns too, click straight to my head, my wishing well, the rivers swell, my prayers stay answered, my bloodlust granted when I close up on a queenslander with 8 crew

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Home alone like Macaulay Caulkin,
Formerly sulkin now just plain bulkin

greasy hands easy grands

Valiant Lord, king of the Aragonese
to whom honour grows every day closer,
remember, Lord, the French king
that has come to find you and has left France
With his two sons and that one of Artois;
but they have not dealt a blow with sword or lance
and many barons have left their country:
but a day will come when they will have some to remember.
Our Lord make yourself a company
in order that you might fear nothing;
that one who would appear to lose might win.
Lord of the land and the sea,
as whom the king of England and that of Spain
are not worth as much, if you wish to help them.

Led allnighter
Alimony nebulizer
Debussy stamped stoccato
Raamuss send me kaiser
Permanent daylight nigga
Drop the grade
Crop off the cypher
Thanks for the invite
Inline shrapnel inside
Semper me Dennis the menace
Melodic remission to moon pass
The brooding collusion invoice
I choose to move last
Anso marker on parker stick
Monsta demoted to goo pox
Steaming tread hard on the morning glory
I had these pom pom bitches to pop
The geriatrics middle clap finish up the sorry
Sad! it said to me a culpability j rowling
Rigamarole astounded
Of all these spindle by the picker pigeon niggas (trite vista)
Pegasus reinforce
Never giga pause
Forever in a cycle
Tear the clause
Tyranosaurus
Ain't got time to fine hone
Shit jeep sweep strip whip wheel scratch across the whole establishment
Ripping bongos pulling teeth
Apoptosis in this bitch
You know we have the resapee
Daba daba daba
Ain't got shit in us
Cos real vegetables give you vitamins
To have your brain unlocked
Like i know you got time on your hands
I got plenty myself dude
You too yeah I do too
Oh you silly youuuu
*Drumm machine starts*
OH MAMA
HEAVEN'S ON THE LIIIIINE
TODAY I WEAR VELVEEET
GOT A REZ AT DORSIA
IM NOT CRYING MOOOOOM
8PM I'LL PICK YOU UP
I LOVE YOU TOO
I SEE YOU SOON
YOUUUUUUU
UUUUUUU
UUUUU
UUU
UU
*Synth arpeggios*
Me at the isle
U at ma feet
Fecal matter
Plastic reef

Easy gramps I ain't passin grants

All I do is go on Yea Forums
All I read is some fucking poo
I feel like I'm gonna fall off
But the earth isn't flat so I jackoff

>Me at the isle
>U at ma feet
>Fecal matter
>Plastic reef
lmao

I’m masterchief
under my mask i look like a chad
I’m fat short n skinny
itty bitty lad

Bitch, hands off my tendies
I'm putting them where the sun don't shine
where it's always mom's basement time
get your hungry ass down to Wendy's

Hitze mein commeraden

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YOU'RE MOMMAS SUCKING ON MY DICK LIKE A VACUUM
I SHOOT THESE NIGGAS LIKE IM IN THE FUCKING CLASSROOM

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5th land taliban got it out da fuckin mud
6 choppas on me bust yo head leave you in the mud

nigga fuck choke a nigga nigga what lost nigga no nigga ain't no jokes fuck nigga

Best in the thread

borderline experimental

Rap game barnacle
Sniff a fart particle
Licking information off the pages of a chronicle
My asshole looks like a marionette monocle
I defecate in the kitchen sink, my dad says that ain't possible

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the game the goyim shalom the lord Aleichem
the banks bankrupt the failed companies the six million jews the goyas don't know about it's real it did happen the little money we have white guys hate jews but Hitler is wrong rapper keep buying from my daddy stores i love 'em i hate 'em

youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2Lb-Ux_og

you are a turbo faggot

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bitches on my dick, yuh
sippin on my lean, yuh
bitches on my dick, yuh
sippin on my lean, yuh

What I hate most in this life is a long night
Four walls and no calls, and no lights
But the moonlight creepin' through the blinds
Ceiling fan on high spinnin'
I'm beginning to believe that tonight is the night
Dead by dawn
I'll shred my palm to the end of my arm
I'm spread and gone, embalmed
Put me in the dirt where I belong
Existence is overrated anyway
Fifty years later, they won't remember you're dead
Six billion people living as civilians, and I hated them all
I should have been a vermillion reptilian living in a swamp
(At least I'd have scales to protect me from the pain...)

lol

big lol

MY NAME IS EMCEE user AND I CAME TO DROP BOMBS
TAKE YOUR STEP MOM TO PROM AND THEN TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR LAWN
UH

Pull a blade, stab a socket
Throw a nade, catch a socket
Blow my brain, catastrophic
No more pain, that's a profit
Novacaine, that'll stop it

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wow i didnt know jeff mangum wrote rap songs

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

Brooknam where no roads lead to Rome
Brooknam where they aim lead at your dome
Me and two goons rolling in a monochrome, how we got five straps?
Decept bankrolling, trap line phone roaming, ain't no apps
Zone controlling, autopilot set to fuck nigga homing, drive-by dirt naps
Catch man strolling and the blicky growling, blue skies and brain scraps
Eyes popped out moving down the pavement like bowling, forehead caved and collapsed
Just a day of Brownsville patrolling, it's strictly double taps
Country niggas get sprayed back to Wyoming, 6 million ways to die raps

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Pull up iced out for the clou(t)
Black on black the night ow(l)
I'm robbin' hoods like Robbin Hood
Thug niggas, we for good

Bang bang bang you dead, nigga
I gotta get that bread, nigga
Ain't mean to disrespect the nigga
Jus asking for them chains mah nigga

Dashin in tha whip
skirt pow pow we sick
dodging left we dodging right
popo outta sight

My home boy only 16
blood on his face, blood on his jeans
Domed that nigga right on the scene
I already know
how it goes
that young boy
aint got no hope
ran home in the jordans yo
dumb-thug-nigga know howto get caugh(t)

Those are cherries, you choad.

All you fools pastin 'based', just stop postin.

You ain't clever and im roastin.

I put u on a spit like i was gonna rotisserie it,
but got bored, threw u in the waste bin.

I'm eatin vegan now, and plus I'm boutta be in

Your sister and your best-friend's girl friend, and all her best friends.

I'm holdin knowledge like a book end.

I see you see me, take one look and,
double-time it outta here, ya soundin queer,
when ya mic-spittin, dear, take the wax out your ears.

That's it, I'm outta here, cheers.

Fuck all the glamours and glitz, I plan to get rich
I'm from New York and never was a fan of the Knicks
And I'm all about expanding my chips
You mad cause I was in the van with your bitch
With both hands on her tits
Corleone hold the throne, that you know in your heart
I got style plus the way that I be flowing is sharp
A while back I used to hustle, selling blow in the park
Counting G stacks and rocking ice that glow in the dark
Forever hottie hunting, trigger temper I'm quick to body somethin'
You looking at me like I'm probably frontin'
I fuck around and throw three in your chest and flee to my rest
I'm older and smarter this is me at my best
I stopped hanging around y'all cause niggas like you
Be praying on my downfall, hoping I flop
Hoping I stop, you probably even hope I get locked
Or be on the street corner with a pipe smokin' the rock
I got more riches than you, fuck more bitches than you
Only thing I haven't got is more stitches than you
Fucking punk, you ain't a leader what, nobody followed you
You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you
You on some tag-along flunky yes man shit
Do me a favor; please get off the next man dick
And if you think I can't fuck with whoever, put your money up
Put your jewels up, no fuck it put your honey up
Put your raggedy house up nigga or shut your mouth up
Before I buck lead and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead
My game is vicious and cruel, fucking chicks is a rule
If my girl think I'm loyal then that bitch is a fool
How come? You can listen to my first album
And tell where a lot of niggas got they whole style from
So what you acting for?
You ain't half as raw, you need to practice more
Somebody tell this nigga something, 'fore I crack his jaw
You running with boys, I'm running with men
I'ma be ripping the mics until I'm a hundred and ten
Have y'all niggas like "damn it this nigga done done it again

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the only bitch on your dick is (you)

Cieling above my head
If it falls I'll be dead
The walls hold it up
While I pour myself a cup

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo (Yo!)
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo

I’m a cartoon dress code addict in black cloth tattooed stomach,
metal, or foam rubber plus hunched with a jacket
like a Stark in the summer.
That clumsy task-juggler is a part time jester, take away the threads
what’s left? (Well there’s)
Plenty to pick from, perhaps his cool impression
of a badass that he does when he sees his own reflection.
I rock the mokujin aesthetics, alt costume selection peasants checkin scouters like “oh my god that power level”

Yeah, I'm an Aes wannabe...