Stop listening to Swans

Stop listening to Swans
Start listening to The Cure
Stop listening to Godspeed You Black Emperor
Start listening to the Sonora Pine
Stop listening to Boards of Canada
Start listening to Seefeel
Stop listening to Unwound
Start listening to Swirlies
Stop listening to William Basinski
Start listening to Wham!
Stop listening to Lana Del Rey
Start listening to Duran Duran

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I'm glad daddy Chris acknowledges Laughing Stock for the masterpiece it is.

Stop listening to Animal Collective
Stop listening to Arcade Fire
Stop listening to Elliott Smith
Stop listening to The Flaming Lips
Stop listening to The Microphones
Stop listening to Modest Mouse
Stop listening to Neil Young
Stop listening to Neutral Milk Hotel
Stop listening to Nick Cave
Stop listening to Sufjan Stevens
Stop listening to Tom Waits
Stop listening to Ween

Start listening to INXS

Stop listening to Death Grips
Start listening to Post Malone

no

when did he shit on Ween? I actually like them but triggering their fanboys is fun

good advice op, when will Chris Ott pound my ass?

what chris ott does for a living?

This but backwards

i fucking hate that you havent swapped out sonora pine with tarantel, youre doing tha god a disservice

seefeel is based

Succour is excellent

From his ask.fm:
>user: rank worst to least worst: Zappa, The Dead, Phish, Mr. Bungle, Ween, Primus
>Ott: Primus Mr. Bungle Grateful Dead Ween Phish Zappa
later
>user: Phish over Ween? Woooow dude
>Ott: That's how much I hate Ween. Always have.

>Primus

wut? I thought he said they were the epitome of math rock or something.

>bungle above grateful dead, phish, and zappa
based

wait it's from worst to least worst. not based.

he probably put it the wrong way round, he was asked a very similar question before without Phish and The Dead and it was the opposite

isnt he a fan of the cure and seefeel and the swirlies?

do you have the link to the archive of his ask.fm and reddit ama that that Ottist made?

here ya go user
docs.google.com/document/d/1zzXs6ADhpAIM8kLYRHJpJl7u2ZHkeezGm6eVNVvwSwo/

and you get Pearl Jam who, yeah I know Pearl Jam were already a band and Green River and Mother Love Bone and all that fucking crap. That was fucking hair metal, funk metal bullshit. Fuck that band, fuck Green River, Mother Love Bone, that shit was fucking lame when it came out. None of us liked those bands. Those were fucking funk metal jam bands. Anybody who's trying to tell you that those bands were like, you know, "proto-grunge" get the fuck out of here. Those were fucking hair metal bands who didn't have enough money to move to L.A. They're fucking like high-fiving each other on the cover? Like, are you kidding me this was like the ultimate fucking bro, shit, stoner, fucking lame ass jam band, battle of the bands, music smith, fucking Stratocaster, velvet fucking top hat, fucking scarf-wearing, paisley bullshit ever. Man did I fucking hate that band.

>Thinking it matters anyway
You don't even understand the man.

legendary

>Hates Mr Bungle, Primus and Ween
>Has Busta Rhymes - When Disaster Strikes as the 39th greatest albums of the 90s

This guy is a legit faggot and proto-numale

>proto-numale
nu-males have been around since at least the 50s

Start listening to Morrissey and R.E.M.

He likes Primus. Your outrage at someone's dislike of your beloved POP BAND makes you a billion times more of a nu-male. Pull out your so.y IV.

>He likes Primus
>Literally ranked them as the worst of the bands he asked to rank, below bands he says he hates

no

youtu.be/6Lk5YGOCleY
He shows admiration for primus here

Is the age of nu-mu coming?

If you think rankings matter, you're an idiot. It's pop music. It's disposable by design. Do you really think he's going to put much more than a passing thought into responding to someone on ask.fm? and even if he did, it wouldn't hold any weight anyway. That dude has changed his opinions on things a million times, and GOOD. No one else has the guts to do it and like's to pretend what they're doing is creating an oeuvre or some bullshit. They all need to stop pretending. Chris is the only one who gets it.

Is he OK? He looked like utter shit in his last videos before he deleted everything like usual.

nah reddit took over this board years ago
he has sarcoidosis, which is treatable

based

amerimutt reading comprehension, everyone

based

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I listened to Green River and they're actually pretty good. There's no denying that buttrock has some of its dna in grunge, despite Ott's protests

Stop listening to music freely
Start your own discord and complain to zoomers

He works in IT, don't know specifically what he does though

>I listened to Green River and they're actually pretty good.
You just outed your shit taste. Way to go dude.

Make more videos, Chris. ily