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deathrash
bolt thrower sucks
ALONG THE BLACK MOUNTAINSIDE SCATTERED
BY THE CAMPFIRES AWAITING THE DAWN
TWO TIMES A HUNDRED MEN IN BATTLE
TRIED BY THE STEEL IN THE ARROW AXE AND
SWOOOOOOOOOOOORD
>[embed] death rash
Suck a fat godzilla dick, faggot.
i'm really happy for all the metal coming out this year and imma listen to them, but enforcer is going to be AOTY
ratlord
POST WHAT YOU'RE BLASTIN'
I see my comment about batlord comment didnt go unnoticed. Based OP
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS PLAYING AT REASONABLE VOLUME AS TO NOT CAUSE PERMANENT DAMAGE TO YOUR EARDRUMS?
PAY TO BE BORN
thanks for visiting, go back to r/metal now
I can't imagine there's a big difference between Reddit and Yea Forums at this point.
Anyone here listened to these guys before? What do you think?
Member when they were listed on Metallum? I member
Wait, they aren't? Why the fuck not?
go try to post NSBM there, you'll bait everyone on that sub to tell you to fuck off and then get banned
probably their best album, either that or colors. too bad they're faggots and get mad at you when you yell at them to play stuff from it and not their absolute garbage new material.
VALKYYYRIEEEEE OOOOOH
Because metalcore isn't metal, poser
Retarded bias
M Romeo goes full industrial
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>go try to post NSBM ther
I barely listen to good black metal, let alone that complete trash.
I enjoyed one song from their "Automata 1" album, but aside from that nah.
White Walls and Selkies: The endless obsession remain the best in my book.
THE GIRLS LINED UP FOR FUCKING
90's Fenriz was a god damn beast
Top twink
Fenrizes folk metal is where it at
I don't know why Varg is so upset, it showed him with an 8+ inch dick in the movie.
the fuck are you on about
He was a cutie before he became a professional King Diamond impersonator as well.
a chad in fiction
>tfw thinking about all the material we missed out on with Euronymous' death and Varg and Snoore's incarceration
Sure the scene wouldn't have been as infamous but we probably missed out on some good music tho.
wtf
black metal sucks anyway
Varg's sexual reputation improved by a powerful 8-inch Jewish dick
is this poetry.
If Euronymous was still around, he'd probably be making Ulver-esque synth pop.
wtf mayhem sucks
Quarthon went through some shitty phases but at least he never made a (decent) glam album or attempted nu metal.
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas (especially the Alive version) and Grand Declaration of War are 10/10 if you're not gay
varg more like blarg
snorre more like bore
euro more like yurt
fenriz more like trend biz
To be fair, I'd fucking love to hear Quorthon nu-metal. Probably blow the rest of it out the water, though that's not much of an accomplishment
how do you go from this...
GDOW is a joke. Fucking hilarious vocals. Troll harder.
to THIS?
>Grand Declaration of War are 10/10 if you're not gay
Nothing is more hetero than spoken word and synth bullshit.
bathory sucks
kill yourself
Grand Declaration would be a 10/10 if it wasn't for the filler desu
does nu-black/blackened nu-metal exist?
Imagine enjoying metal and unironically having this opinion
Albums to nut on your own chest too?
Imagine getting upset over 4chin memes.
St. Anger would be 10/10 if it wasn't for all the songs.
liturgy
hi guys i really like thrash metal
is there any death-thrash, blackened thrash, or doom-thrash you have?
here's some good thrash metal, and a nice brapper for your time
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>dood its just a meem lmoa
Anything by Motley Crue.
>a blackened punk supergroup forms with Happy Tom (Turbonegro), Faust, and Samoth
>hires some whiny sounding scene kid from america for the vocals
I'm still mad about this trainwreck
Considering that every day there's a new iteration of "[band] sucks", I kinda figured you wouldn't be upset over it.
Are any of you guys excited for Gaahl's new album coming out later this year?
it's gay..
spooky
It's gay to be mad on the internet.
ya goof'd
I've always liked his vocals so yes I am. I understand the hate he gets for trying to jew Infernus out of his own band but I don't think people give his material a proper chance because of that. And the satan meme, of course.
I'd rather have a new Trelldom album tho.
VALHALLA
SHIELDS OF GOLD
VALHALLA
GREAT WARRIOR'S HALL
satan is not a meme
tom g warrior more like tom gay warrior
>manowar shirt
probably a pedo too
What does that make Inquisition fans?
The Catman of Greenock!
I think people are less mad at Gaahl and more at King ov Hell. King is infamous for being a huge asshole to work with and a wimp.
>Someone else knows about Excruciation
based
>he doesn't like Death Crush or Mysteriis
God Bathory and Venom fans are faggots.
more like gay ass, am i right?
which site is best to buy a bathory shirt from? I'm in UK
more like Tome G: Warrior
Sports Direct.
No joke
ebay
Does Indiemerchstore usually take a while to ship shit? Got a Darkthrone shirt over the weekend and still hasn't shipped.
it probably will have a tiny-sized image on it
faggot edition?
>Falling in love with this cute alternative girl that I talk to who likes Venom at my college.
Metal for this feel?
kiss your dad
>Falling in love
nigger?
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Go get her, Satan trips user
you clearly don't understand what it means
dorks and geeks are lame and un-sexy from a gay perspective
they are as far from gay as you can get
Those blessed numbers... for that I shall give you this. youtube.com
t. faggot
indeed, metal simply has top gay aesthetics
PAY TO DIE
real metalheads rise up, only pussies insecure of their masculinity wouldn't wear this.
Is this Voivod?
!!!PAY TO BE BORN!!!
that cover is as gay as he is
No, that's a Gorguts cover.
PAY TO DIE YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER
wtf is with all this riffless black metal coming out? I feel like I'm getting memed into listening to trash, and by the end of the album I can't remember a single thing about it
why would you scream before you aim and fire?
THEY SEND YOU!
TO CHURCHES!
AND SICK IN!
STITUTIONS!
why upload a cover of this before you learn to play the high-pitched parts
Angsty faggots ruining good songs with their autism.
Looking for something that has a dark, futuristic vibe. Similar to Entheos or Artificial Brain
oh ok I get it now. Sorry, I will dress like a twink faggot to show how metal I am.
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ok funlet
BRAINLESS!
EXCUSES!
FOR MINDLESS!
ABUSES!
>fun
How'd the Turbonegro fan's respond to Faust being in the band?
femininity isn't gay
twink chasers are straight men in denial
MANNEQUIN MANNEQUIN
MAN
KILLED AMERICA
LAND HE ONCE LOVED
THEY'RE ALL!
THE SAME!
all this time i thought it was a tranny. ngl real disappointed rn
>mfw can't sing
>can't play guitar
>can't plays drums
>can't write music
>can only spam lyrics in all caps as if I'm singing
t. nu-male
I can play the guitar though
Perhaps you'd prefer a more heavily moderated forum, such as shreddit
Fight me faggot, how dare you call me a homo.
Their gayness is just a meme, their fans don't give a shit
there might be some truth in it there are so many photos of him i doubt euronymous took them
If you're feeling that overstimulated, maybe you should take a break from listening to music.
is chomp chomp attack top metal?
peak auschwitz gains
New XXX Maniak when?
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what they do, they do really well. but it isn't a technical masterpiece or anything
proof only insecure posers listen to venom
>some illiterate pleb coins the term "symphonic black metal" in the 90s, not realizing that the symphony is a particular musical form, not a synonym for "orchestral"
>it becomes an official genre name
don't bother with metal chicks. they may look cute and are worth a bang. but most of them are troubled and will make your life annoying as fuck if you are together with them.
finally, some fucking bathory recognition in these threads.
hey Yea Forums, there's some green haired promiscuous girl at work who likes [MUSIC BAND I LIKE]. jealous? she's always hanging around her black exes, she would probably make a terrible partner and a terrible mother, but she likes [MUSIC BAND I LIKE] so I'm interested
t. virgin
who is this "bathory" fellow
t. actual virgin
he's right and seems to speak from experience
normal "symphonic" metal also exists
it's particularly funny for black metal as in almost all cases it uses synthesizers instead of real instruments
you set off my roastidar
like bathory, gayhem, and bumbum dont get jerked off everyday for years, like all the fucking faggots in this thread that jerk off everyday.
that fucking lazy eye pisses me off
nice digits
>OP picture is bathory
i had no idea this general was so pleb. well back to lurking my usual boards
probably cause all insecure edgelords here listen to black to feel superior
mental ilness
oh so like male metalheads then
the only doom-thrash I know... sorry if pedestrian
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we can all agree gay is a mental illness wig or not
Good taste. Listen to this
What truth do you think there is to the claim Varg made about Euronymous most likely being homosexual? youtube.com
bitches aint shit
gimme some more shit like this
life feels surreal lads in the best way possible
innocent like dagon
fuck off
youre not wrong
why? your dad made you kiss him?
yeah there's lots of troubled guys aswell, but I'm pretty sure the ratio is lower compared to girls.
stop jacking off
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i first learned about this painting in art history class in high school, and saw this album like 2 years later. makes me realize how cringy bands are for using great renaissance/baroque/neoclassical art pieces as covers.
>death/thrash
Mortuary
>black/thrash
Shakma and Necrodeath
>doom/thrash
Coroner's Office (top tier shit, also really underrated).
I need an album about nutting on my dad
you'll have to write that one yourself
nothing about what i said is soi? if anything, you are for defending some shitty band's super edgy cover choice
Is there such a thing as black metal with clean vocals? Not in the mood for vokills while taking winter walks since it's getting nicer out
calling things "cringe" and "edgy" is quintessential soyy chugger
>what is mortality and drama
Abject Offerings is a great album
Try not being pretentious once in a while
honestly i would definitely suck mid 80s quorthon
t. gay
Really? Seems odd a band with slogans like
>Turbojugend against racism
wouldn't have sois in their fanbase who'd get offended at Faust.
That's 90% of this general though. Some autist even takes the time to cut and paste album artwork to say "cringe".
How are Enslaved, Panopticon, and Emperor nu-male metal?
id suck a turd out of James Heitfeilds ass during this era.
>deathrash
Num Skull - Ritually Abused
Messiah - Extreme Cold Weather
Revenant - Prophecies of a Dying World
Massacra - Enjoy the Violence
>black/thrash
Nocturnal Breed - Agressor
Cruel Force - Rise of Satanic Might
Absu - Tara
Deadnight - Messenger of Death
>doom/thrash
Dream Death
Winterhammer
deth metal is a false !
ok, well you have fun with that
no
well the dude from panopticon is a literal anarcho-socialist to start
Some spiteful faggot felt left out because anons were talking about their favorite bands but not his. He then decided to put albums that made him mad in a chart hoping it would curb how often they were posted.
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>Black & Roll
>Darkwave
>Called NSBM for hating sjw's.
source: your ass
Not listening to your shit band. also there are designated threads for shilling
Sorry, I didn't mean to break the 4th wall. Faggot.
>Black & Roll
>Darkwave
The next step is to further mesh the darkwave and black and roll, top scientists are on the job.
This really was a missed opportunity. Literally everyone in the band is from Norway except for the shitty vocalist. They should have went with a local boy or just had Hank handle the vocals.
>Albums you didn't get until your dad kissed you
he's making fun of you, tourist newfag
yikes, hard pass
t. spiteful faggot that feels left out because anons are not talking about his nu male shit.
Burzum is for fucking faggots.
greetings, year one listening tourist. please lurk at least 6 more months before posting
my friend listens to metalcore
how do i save him /metal/
it's too late for him, just put him out of his misery
probably start with groovy death metal like dying fetus
I've been on Yea Forums since 2012. Sorry that I don't listen to hip hop or whatever garbage you guys enjoy more recently.
le epic funne minion may may? go jerk off to varg some more queer.
there's literally nothing wrong with metalcore
we've left the scene kid melocore scene behind
lock him in a basement and play first wave black metal on repeat until he shits himself
begone back to r/eddit, tourist
>he hasn't taken the cringeposter-pill
Metalcore can be fine, depending on if it sounds dated or not. Sometimes it can be really annoying but then again so can Black Metal.
When I say Burzum is for faggots I'm not insulting homosexuals. When I say Burzum is for faggots I mean it's music for the actual faggots: the nu-males, the soÿboÿs, the weaklings, the subhumans, the lesser men, the Untermenschen.
bazinga
>coreshitter assblasted
no one cares
too bad the cringe poster doesnt know about delivery for making something funny. and just shoves his pictures down our throat.
no...….mainstream metalcore
is this how to talk like a fuckin nerd?
dawn of ashes
SING ME A SONG, YOU'RE A SINGER
show him pussy crusher metal
Dawn Of Ashes is EBM originally, later on changed into Melodic Black/Death Metal with some Gothic Metal influence. Now apparently combining all of their eras, but yeah, I haven't listened to any of their newer stuff.
If he's being honest he should be saying anything left wing in music is for faggots.
literally nothing wrong with metalcore. all the chads listened to metalcore in the 2000s. most of the effete nerds here hate on it because they were sitting alone at lunch listening to bumbum with their walkman
>the music is good because hot guys listen to it
By showing him good metalcore, then switching him onto Dying Fetus, Suffocation, Gutted and Cryptopsy.
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yes
I was in high school when metalcore was at its peak popularity. "chad" was listening to rap much like now, and the outcasts and weirdos listened to metalcore.
kek
no shit, hes joking idiot.
You’re wrong
The girls were lining up for me to fuck them
Just want to say whoever came up with Bumbum the other day, it's a great shitposting name xD
wat do u call this body ?
stupid cunt
it was probably that poster who made it, don't give him the attention
The DarkSydePhil.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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kek good one, pig roach
>Soityricon
I'd argue that metalcore kids were chads to other weird kids and got a lot of annoying "emo" girl pushy but yeah in the grand scheme of things the sports dudes who listened to rap and classic rock where the real chads
Also the jocks were more fun and were usually more down to earth
garbage
fuck this gay earth
>my GF's sperm
this is... huh... wow
Banging lonely slampigs is not very impressive
Aye, bro tier jocks are the best.
checkout lifeless dark
>I CELEBRATE A FAGGOTS DEATH
>HUMAN DISGRACE
I unironically like both death'n'roll and black'n'roll
Or at least some albums from the genres
They're not perfect but there's good shit to be found
double kissy?
bolt thrower is for niggers
I unironically like dark ambient/ambient black metal and dungeon synth desu
It’s good for when I just want to be calm
It can also be pretty spoopy as well, Fenriz was great at it.
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is black metal the only genre?
This is some good shit
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great band, lot's of fun to see live as well
Colors > The Great Misdirect > Alaska imo.
Yea
Make him listen to some good ol' NWOBHM, it's the only way.
>listening to remixed/remastered albums ever
you are a false
This takes a while to get going but if you’re in the right frame of mind and not expecting RIFFS it’s great
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But is right we should post other genres
Jesus christ what the fuck
but full dynamic editions of morbid angel and bolt thrower are better, stupid bitch.
>you are a false
lol memez
I've been watching a few of his videos recently.
He always paints euronymous in a less than pleasant light. He learned nothing from prison and still feels he was justified in murdering him.
Hatebreed is pretty good, and ik it's hardcore not metal. Sometimes you need some inspirational shit.
WHO GIVES A SHIT
>defending commie trash
tourist redditors who have taken over this general for the past week
This fucking movie ruined an already terrible general.
stop talking about it then
this general needs more tourists like europe needs more refugees: badly, or else it will perish
No u
What should I draw /metal/?
Give me some ideas
Draw the fucking Painkiller
This
about to see a morbid angel concert, hoping for GHOULS
ATTACK THE CHURCH
CRUSH
THE HOLY PRIEST
I don't think they play David Vincent's songs now that he got fired again
Trey has played a few from ABC already on the tour
Give some metal to deal with disenchantment [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
GHOULS
disenchantment? From what?
That’s a good one
What other classic albums should I do?
i would have liked to have heard a studio recording of de mysteriis dom sathanas with dead
attila's vocals are so laughably bad
ok
Lords of chaos was a disgrace to Euronymous. But at the same time, it got me pumped seeing how badass Varg was portrayed in the movie
One hand im disgusted they portrayed Euronymous as a poser on the other hand I found myself agreeing with this portrayal of Varg all the way through
This.
>whatever I did Varg did it bigger and better
What? I thought this supposed to be a character assassination
And you can just listen to the albums, Burzum sounds nothing at all like Mayhem, most people who actually listen to metal often seem to consider Burzum to be the weaker band because of all the ambient toot tooting
I’d be seething if I was necrobutcher
twink g. warrior
The movie was flattering for Euronymous and character assassination of Varg though.
yeah I was thinking Varg seemed cool. I was thinking he seemed like the ideal black metaller
If the movie was just about killing a poser that would be cool but I refuse to believe Euronymous wasn't genuine. I believe extremist people can exist, I hate how basedboys try to emasculate metalheads by saying we're all so silly and about posing when some of us genuinely resonate with the literal lyrics of black metal
No they, made Euronymous act like it was all about selling out and saying shit he didn't mean to be cool
Which is what the hipsters nu-fans want to think of black metal but it's the opposite of what the movement was supposed to be and I refuse to believe that narrative
more like HIP
hoho wow you're so cultured user tell us more jk fuck off
Attila's vocal performance is bar none one of the best in black metal. If you dislike Attila's vocals, you have no business judging music at all. They perfectly fit the atmosphere and music that Mayhem created at this time. They're daring, unique, and flawlessly executed, and all those who feel that this album would be better with Dead involved seriously need to think about why they would prefer generic black metal vocals to one of the most stirring black metal performances of all time. Both strange and rich in tone and daringly operatic and melodramatic, Attila is really the critical force on this album that holds it all together. With any other singer, this wouldn't be nearly as great, because the nasal and harsh yet strangely unaggressive intonations of Attila form a magnificent contrast with the unique and utterly non-stereotypical black metal the band plays. His clean, definitively majestic wailings in the title track alone are enough to prove his quality as a vocalist and artistic force. While in many black metal bands the vocals are merely a backdrop of convention used to add rhythm, on this release they're absolutely critical to the success of the album as a whole.
I’m studying art history for my degree and there’s literally nothing wrong with repurposing images that were designed to make the rich look good or further the churches propaganda
All these paintings have long since served their purpose and most are totally meaningless to today’s society
nah they suck even Maniac was better
anyone who hates taake is a little bitch
HOP
He did say a lot of edgy shit but also a lot of that hipster perception actually comes from Vargs and his constant fucking Vlogging he never shuts up about how Euronymous didn’t want to be extreme and everyone in the black metal was false because he is a bitter old man who is trying to build some kind of cult of personality
BTBAM is the only band I've seen live where I left after the first song. I took my lil bro to see the band that was on before them and we had talked about giving BTBAM an honest appraisal because neither of us had really listened to them. But after their first song I looked at my bro and we were in full agreement to ditch that shitshow.
JU
...
>atillas vocals are bad.
Wew.
I love Batlord. They're masters of lo-fi like Guided by Voices, only instead of indie pop, they do goth music, with pretty obvious KISS influences. They were a pretty obvious influence on the biggest modern goth bands, like Cradle of Filth and My Chemical Romance. Based!
>atilla
why is it so hard for numales to spell the name correctly
Language conventions. I'm guessing Attila is Finno-Hungarian or Turkic in origin. If it were an Anglo or Romantic name, it'd probably be spelled Atilla.
Sorry m8, power metal album aoty? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEk
Eh yo lets get some DSBM
Dont know the genre well, hence my request.
Eh yo lets get some Mathcore and the like
I know tDEP, Converge, Protest but thats pretty much it.
just noticed The Black Queen, Gregs other band, logo is on his left bicep.
Lmao, trannies are the ultimate self-solving problem.
The Faceless, anyone?