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CAPTURE OF HUMANITY
CONQUEROR OF ALL
HIDEOUS DESTRUCTOR
EVERY MAN SHALL FALL

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have you ever tried fire-breathing /meal/?

first for i wish i was friends with varg

Nope, but it looks cool as fuck.

Is it safe to like power trip? I think i like them

who gives a flying blue shit

>is it safe to like
Man, how much of a bitch are you on a scale of not a bitch to a total bitch? I'd say the latter because you sure sound like one. Just like the shit you like, holy shit.

You're an inhumane bunch of fucking living bastards and bitches and you're gonna get your asses nuked in the end!

Reminder to listen to this gem because it's fucking great
youtube.com/watch?v=RZ7sR-xeOCY

Anyone listen to liquidmetal on xm radio? Its a decent station, but that jose mangin guy is a fucking faggot and i wish theyd fire him.

>HE WOULD FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

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Reminder that kerry king still has a full body tribal tattoo

no, but I've joined a drum circle at a night market with some sexy fire dancers in the middle

the only unsafe thing here is admitting fear of being judged for what you like

do expand on the night market thing, sounds fun.

their albums are pretty solid although they start to fall apart by the end
also that

young varg was total bae. I ain't gonna lie

Thoughts on this show? Its pretty good but for advertising itself as a "metal" show, its a little bit more punk than anything

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the venue is a sports field with a restaurant and bar at one end
every Thursday night, they'd rent out a bunch of stalls, bands would play
hell, it's probably still a thing
I remember an underage girl with huge tits once charmed me into buying drinks for her and her friend
ah, good times

Sure sounds like it.

First time I hear of it, but from that pic I can tell it's gay as fuck without even watching it.

Death to left handed bassists.

How dare you make fun of the bass player from godsmack

Wow someones grumpy today

Faggots ripping off the original demon of rock

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>still
this is not how tattoos work, user

ÖÖGH

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that would be this guy, so i wonder who the real faggot is hmm?
youtube.com/watch?v=en1uwIzI3SE

He didn't breathe flames, nor did he wear armor or call himself a demon.

kiss are just gay jews

You understand that everything about kiss was a jewish trick to make money, right?

he calls himself the God of Hellfire,
and he brings you..
FIRE!

>i am the god of hellfire
sounds pretty demonish to me. only larpers wear armor and breathe fire as well, i also doubt kiss did either first.

Small dicked people

Also, I've known about Arthur Brown for years before any of you retards did.

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how can you be so sure of that? i'm not the one calling kiss original.

Kiss have never been good and should have quit in the 80s

They did quit in the 80s. And then again in the 90s. And then 3 more times during the 00s. And i think they are still quitting these days

it was the 60's genius
it wasn't hard to copy dark imagery in the 70s and 80s after sabbath and others

Arthur brown used to get played all the time on Top of the Pops 2 when I was a kid

KISS is the greatest rock band of all time.

KISS literally scared the shit out of Black Sabbath, who I've also been a fan of longer than anyone ITT.

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nobody cares you stupid fucking boomer

fuck off gene, no one wants what you are selling

Dad i said not to come to Yea Forums anymore you are embarrassing me in front of my metal friends

wew
we have an actual boomer in the thread and not only the '30 years old' meme

Everyone wants it.
I'll kick your ass little one, and you'll quite like it too
Pain has got it's reason, you find it pleasing, yes you do yes you do

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When are we going to get a new Macabre album?
They still got to make a concept album about their Hometown hero John Wayne Gacy

This is a metal thread
KISS aren’t metal

...

Kiss isn't fucking metal you fucking retarded niggers. Stop talking about that faggot band or kill your motherfucking selves. Fuck off and die.

KIDS is retarded because they had an over-the-top image but their music is tame as shit glam rock and does not reflect the way they look and therefore makes the get up stupid and useless

how's their world tour going? I heard there was a lot of drama going on but didn't bother to check

don't be the faggot nigger user

What about fretless bassists?

I heard a ticket costs $1000

obscura is gay and melodeath is gay, if thats what you mean

>we're doing it for the fans

>world tour/kiss drama
i don't know nor do i give a fuck

melodeath sucks

Quick, whos the best masked/makeup faced gimmick band?

Gwar with Oderus and The Mentors

REAL GRIND HOURS
youtube.com/watch?v=voSHK1bAIN4

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not immortal

I like ghoul

KISS have many metal albums, and in the 70s were one of the major American influences on metal musically and thematically along with Van Halen
Trad chads like me rule the day, learn your history little goof.
KISS had a perfect image, unlike black metal, their image was not a homogeneous attempt at edgelordism but an extension of their own personalities. Only Gene was ever meant to be demonic, for he was The Demon. None of the other KISS members were demonic or meant to be, only Gene. He was the edgelord of the group, nobody needs a band with more than one of those.

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everyone in kiss wears a wig because they're old bald kikes

Lordi

unironically slipknot, duh

>their image was not a homogeneous attempt at edgelordism but an extension of their own personalities.
sounds like something a edgy teenager would say
>NO MOM! THIS IS WHO I AM!

Still doesn't make their music heavy or hard and anyway

DEVO
Boojie boy for life

The best trad comes from Britain and went on to influence actual extreme metal sub genres
Van Halen and Kiss gave birth to hair “metal” which is just commercialised shit

Van Halen is also not metal
Please understand this

Mgła

Van Halen is not metal by the post 80s definition of metal. Van Halen is metal by the 70s and 80s definition of metal.

Either way, Van Halen had a giant influence on metal, there was not a single metal guitarists worthy of noting in the 80s who wasn't influenced by Eddie Van Halen, or Ace Frehley for that matter. KISS and Van Halen influenced the thrash guys as much as the hair bands, and most of the grunge guys even cite KISS as influences, it goes into the 90s

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Is Meshuggah still considered good or have you faggots debased them to casual-tier by way of the meta?

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the latter

Meshuggah have been mainstream for a decade

Why the fuck are we talking about fucking kiss

guess what album this comment is from
hint: it's the GOAT of the genre
boomers

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If it isn't Black/Doom/Death metal recorded on a tapedeck then ran through a washing machine then Yea Forumstal hates it.

Anyone else listen to Oozing Wound?
I've been rocking hard to a couple of their albums recently, especially Whatever Forever.

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We're mixing things up. Yea Forums has respect for mainstream bands that are good....and just happen to be mainstream.
There's not one fucker on this site that hates Queen and ELO.
I'd put Meshuggah into that category. Mainstream? Yeah. Good? Yeah... Still good.

The Ramones and Sex Pistols also influenced a lot of metal bands but no one calls them metal because of this.
You just got hooked by a band from a trend that died many years ago, and by the looks of it, several trends if you think grunge is anything else than a shitty 90's trend.

I just assumed that's what you meant by casual

It's 2019
The 70s definition of metal is obsolete Nd does not matter

oh christ. de mysteriis?

Kiss then: Satan's henchmen attempting to corrupt our youth into dancing and "fun".
Kiss now: A boy band with guitars

>debased them to casual-tier by way of the meta?
wat?

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You heard me.
You guys tend to base your opinions around whatever everyone else here enjoys. Personally I don't think genre has anything to do with whether a band is good or not. Djent ain't Yea Forums. Metalcore isn't Yea Forums. Whatever Devin Townsend calls his music these days isn't Yea Forums.

There's a definite exclusive meta here, senpai. Yea Forums is mostly Death/Black Metal lovers, with pepperings of Doom, Power and Thrash.

Is this the peak of thrash vocals?

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Bleed has 22 million views on Youtube
we haven't done anything to label them as mainstream they *are* a mainstream band

"no"
youtube.com/watch?v=MJaBNcrlPFs

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why is this band considered good? what do you like about it?

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>Yea Forums is mostly Death/Black Metal lovers
that's because autists tend to flock towards these genres

The most autistic subgenres aren't black and death, it's power and prog

:heart eyes emoji:

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Well Martin Eric Ain is already dead

New Darkthrone this year lads

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>new shitty punk rock this year lads!

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How do I fail my way into a bagina

This reminds me I need to check out I

no thanks

Tourists leave

He said it's GOAT in its genre user.

'punks' leave.

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Posers be damned, I'm excited.

Transylvanian Hunger ?

another nwobhm worship

i woulda said transilvanian hunger but ain't no effects on the vox there to the best of my knowledge

Nespithe?

>look mom! i sucked fenriz's dick again on croatian black metal forum!

Don't you have some Deafheaven videos to leave comments on?

Esoteric - the pernicious enigma

ALONG THE BLACK MOUNTAINSIDE SCATTERED
BY THE CAMPFIRES AWAITING THE DAWN
TWO TIMES A HUNDRED MEN IN BATTLE
TRIED BY THE STEEL IN THE ARROW AXE AND
SWOOOOOOOOOOOORD

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70s prog power folk metal
youtube.com/watch?v=PZ3ezVBRtCY

based
kiss, ac/dc and van halen are metal
zoomer revisionism is not gonna change that

honestly if he was talking about Epistemological Despondency I would agree with him, but on The Pernicious Enigma, nah, that one's great as it is

Hey. Abbath is better without immortal and immortal is better without abbath.

>kiss, ac/dc and van halen are metal
true except for kiss, only some songs are metal
>zoomer revisionism is not gonna change that
zoomer/boomer nonsense spammers should be gutted alive with a fishing knife and thrown out of the metal hall

a bath is a bath
but I prefer showering

>AC/DC are metal

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it's hard'n'heavy

based

>I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE

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ac/dc is metal

You mean... hot n' heavy? [laugh track, bass riff]

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Maybe if you are, how you say...a poseur?
KISS then, a teen edgy band
KISS now, a family generational band
I love both
Based, zoomers are the biggest pussies dude

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Bruh Tony Iommi's 80s riffs were f a t

Kiss then .... a band for wannabe rebellious teens who never did anything vaguely rebellious
Kiss now .... a band for old men who try and pretend they were hardcore back in the day but actually they worked at daddy’s real estate business

I'm a KISS fan, I can tell you I've been more "rebellious" than you. I spent time as a drug dealer, been to jail, average idea of a fun night out was smashing windows on houses and businesses and kicking mirrors off cars.

I was a pretty bad kid, and KISS was and still is my shit. I'm 29 years old, I wonder how old you are and what the worst thing you've done were. Probably 19 and internet trolling.

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This is some top cringe, unironically.

youtube.com/watch?v=oRrZhk_I1Zg
is this war metal

Only going to post this once (don't want to end up like David), released a compilation of British black metal bands some of you might enjoy
marwolaethrecords.bandcamp.com/album/british-black-metal-vol-2

True, imagine unironically being a Kiss fan.

youtube.com/watch?v=ivgCD31iKyg
is this war metal

What's some entry level power metal I should try as a thrashfag and early deathfag? Is it worth noting that I like Agent Steel and Sanctuary?

Jag Panzer
Virgin Steele
Manowar
Sanctuary
Liege Lord
Iced Earth
any USPM really

shit like this user, stay away from the fairy larpers
youtube.com/watch?v=9TYsXiTSwm0

Wow thank you

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youtube.com/watch?v=1pEpPZsC7KM

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You should make a kiss creatures of the night edit but its cringers of the night

What the fuck
A millennial pretending to be a boomer? People who were into kiss when they were teenagers are 60 now
>idea of a good time is mindlessly smashing things like a caveman
Sounds about right for the general intelligence level of Kiss fans

>A millennial pretending to be a boomer? People who were into kiss when they were teenagers are 60 now
Kiss reunited in the 90s and 70s nostalgia was at a high, and in the 00s 80s nostalgia was in

>he didn't collect KISS Psycho Circus along with Spawn
Lame

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everybody on this board pretending to be a kiss fan is a paid shill in advance of their final tour

Theyve had dozens of final tours. Its literally laughable now

Have you ever stopped listening to a band after someone you look up to told you they suck? like when Euronymous told Varg that Scorpions is shit

no

no

everyone is wrong, just listen to this

youtube.com/watch?v=68lwA6EfSAo

Is there a more badass image of Quorthon?

buttpower
iced earth, grave digger, race, etc

There were only two final tours. The final tour of the original lineup, and the current final tour.

You're thinking of Ozzy

Nasty Savage
youtu.be/Md06k7prMsE

it's unique and not completely shit

So basically what I'm doing and finding the more power/thrash bands that don't wail about fairies and dragons.

not a single person but realizing a band i may have liked in the past is regarded quite poorly in the music world sometimes makes me not listen to them as much

>race
hoping for a type and that you meant Rage, el grande speeed metal
youtube.com/watch?v=Mp4dn41as08

*typo
more pöwer metal for the people
youtube.com/watch?v=iEQoyOFg-Fg

only if you want the good stuff

Am I still a filtered pleb for not liking death growls if I like black and grind shrieks?

you just need to get used to it pal
listen to more early 90s stuff

depends on the grind shrieks you like

just skip the growls and go straight into demilichian burps

>that pic
kek

Yikes I tried to listen to some of the music in this thread.

All of it is stuff people just pretend to like because it's "weird". Well guess what you're not impressing anyone because you like black metal. No, girls aren't going to talk to you because you own 14 rare Lifelover shirts. No, people aren't going to look at you like you're a satanist because you're wearing an edgy band shit.

Unlike all of you I actually have my own tastes and I don't need Yea Forums to tell me what to listen to.

Here's some albums that are actually poggers.

1.) Bring Me The Horizon - Sempiternal
2.) Tesseract - Altered State
3.) Parkway Drive - Horizons
4.) Asking Alexandria - Reckless & Relentless
5.) The Dillinger Escape Plan - Irony Is a Dead Scene
7.) Escape The Fate - Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
8.) Architects - All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us
9.) Brand New - Limousine (It's not a album but it's their best metal song)

So yeah. I suggest you all actually take time to listen to music and not just come to /metal/ and posting the most obscure trash on the internet you can find (mostly black metal) to look super kvlt, epic or whatever you kids are calling music these days.

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Based. Had the action figures.

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based

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I only care for the early things like Possessed, Obituary, and Morbid Angel.

based scene kid

cringe

Is there such a thing as black metal with clean vocals? Not in the mood for vokills while taking winter walks since it's getting pleasant out

I don’t think I ever liked a artist/band that were outright bad
I’ve always been an obnoxious snob

>buying toys
I think you're COOL, Boomer Simpson

The game was quite ass, but brings me nostalgia. So many people on this board are fucking underage b&s it almost makes me sick, but then I remember the level of autism on the boomer boards and it evens out desu

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2/10 pasta imo
Very low energy

>BMTH
>AA
>Escape the Fate
I too remember being 14. Good post user, made me reply.

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this has potential but imo either drop the Brand New mention or drop the "kids" thing at the end, because nobody above the age of 18 listens to Brand New

SETTING IN MOTION
THE STRINGS OF HATE
SHUDDER
SHUDDER
VIBRATE

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>because nobody above the age of 18 listens to Brand New

except every girl over the age of 18 lmfao

keep going

imagine still thinking possessed are a death metal band

imagine being this pedantic

More death metal than your average poopcore slam or atmo-caveshit.

would you say the same for every thrash band then?

Without a doubt, Damien is fucking insane on its, let alone the rest.

What do we think of Devin?
youtube.com/watch?v=2Z_UJ0_biJw

I'd say so

Of course not.

Fantastic, creative stuff.

MOURN FOR US OPPRESSED IN FEAR
CHAINED AND SHAKLED WE ARE BOUND
FREEDOM CHOKED IN DREAD WE LIVE
SINCE TYRANT WAS ENTHRONED

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>Lords of Chaos
what you got to say about this?

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No because most thrash is not deathrash.

related

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4gc4Syd5Q
deathrash

Robert Christgau called Carlos Santana metal.

Tesseract is epic as fuck i dont care what u fags think

So the black dick in yo bitch isn't?

Portal

Why does he have such a hateboner for metal?

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youtube.com/watch?v=6-b0EgsK_gk
who cares

Venom sucks.

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someone said there is a gif of something bad happening to seth putnam but ive never seen it

Venom sucks

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There's a gif of him being crushed by an escalator. Someone posted it here just after he died. No, i don't have it. I did laugh heartily though.

seth putnam died of a heart attack, the guitarist was the one who got crushed by an escalator

>crushed by an escalator
He was playing on the escalator on a pretty high floor and fell off iirc. I also remember seeing the video somewhere, it was probably one of those videos that pop up on facebook and immediately get deleted though

They've been talking about it since it's release. There's nothing more to say.

Sorry I only edit good albums

"melodic" DM from ex-members of Vital Remains
nice stuff

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Varg has always claimed Euronymous was a closeted homosexual. The only reason he knew this was because he explored the rear closet of Euron's anus

truer than varg's fairy tales

What do u faggots think? Apologies for the solos they’re just bs

youtu.be/_D9xh0iJDfM

The Berzerker

Is that Varg's daughter?

sky ferreira

What genre is this track?
youtube.com/watch?v=QRN-qexsKVw

YEEAH BOOI
youtube.com/watch?v=kl1hgXfX5-U

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i missed the bantz

It's avant-garde atmospheric IBM, you fucking poseur tourist redditor soiboi!

Why is black metal so fucking awful?

ugh I tried to listen to some of the music in your blog post about why you hate video games

all of it is generic metalcore you pretend to like because your friends like it and lifestlyle icons/zines tell you it's good. Well guess what you're not impressing anyone because you know more than one generic mallcore band. No, girls aren't going to talk to you because you own 14 rare mallcore funko pops. No, people aren't going to look at you like you're a nice guy just because you're wearing video game merch.

Here's some albums to really make you go YIKES

1.) Deströyer 666 - Cold Steel... For an Iron Age
2.) Massacra - Final Holocaust
3.) Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness
4.) God Dethroned - Bloody Blasphemy
5.) Celtic Frost - To Mega Therion
6.) Terrorizer - World Downfall
7.) Repulsion - Horrified
8.) Carnivore - Carnivore
9.) Cathedral - Skullflower (It's not a album but it's their best metal song)

So yeah. I suggest you actually listen to music and not just come to /metal/ and posting the most generic mallcore you can find (mostly American) to look super trendy, nice guy, or whatever you Americans are calling metal these days

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Must....not.....reply.....to..... bait

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at least it isn't *insert your favorite genre*

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What have you done with your life you fucking poser.

Mayhem invented avant-garde atmospheric IBM by the way
There's something for everyone in BM.

what does he listen to, /metal/

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John Denver

youtube.com/watch?v=bPwYeaH1VOI
That good ol german speed machine

At the Heart of Winter and Bathory are the only good black metal albums.

Burzum

why are mayhem fans always retards
youtube.com/watch?v=wy-8hFuYeIA

kill yourself

Mayhe you should listen to more than 5 albums before judging.
GDoW has elements of all those though

youtube.com/watch?v=TyU4xDCegDA
Hello my dude

neat

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GDOW is hilarious.

and 666 international was released before it

You're right, I'm retarded and just couldn't be assed to google the album. It does not sound like it's from the 90s!

90% of them are bandwagoning posers who jerk off Euro and Dead, asking for DMDS 2 while ignoring the band putting out top notch material for 15 years.

Not really, but yoz grow out of stuff and your taste changes according to the people you hang around with when you are younger

Because the fans are awful.
The music is okay

nobody would put those two in the same sentence

>avant-garde atmospheric IBM
lol wat

The album is, but not that specific track - it's not metal at all. That's why I'm asking, you fucking poseur tourist redditor soiboi.

who we?

DEATH RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEER
TAKING THE EARTH BY STORM

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what do you guys think about trivium?

Bohemian Rhapsody? Lords of chaos? bitch please
youtube.com/watch?v=-NOp5ROn1HE

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If by Bathory you mean the debut then you are clinically retarded

based and redpilled

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRUE NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL

retarded and bluepilled

Post hilariously bad music videos
>inb4 Ghost Bath

youtube.com/watch?v=ahIs4GX4yos
youtube.com/watch?v=x60DdKy1GuY

...

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a classic
youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo

he didn't say cinematic masterpieces user

yes

why was jewvarg constantly banging thots and who the fuck makes chocolate milk by adding the milk first? overall a very wtf and why?? experience

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Literally any power or black metal MV is guaranteed to be retarded horseshit
youtube.com/watch?v=Qqy4_4bzBC8

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>skipped to 0:57
you made me spill my water user

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heinous poster here
why arent you listening to the new heinous
heinous1312.bandcamp.com/album/apprehended-dead
payson's high vocals suck dick idk why theyre so present

youtube.com/watch?v=DIQx82uAdN4
youtube.com/watch?v=Nhq1uWY9wHg
youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w
youtube.com/watch?v=43bWpRgSdUA
youtube.com/watch?v=9m9BhxXwl48
youtube.com/watch?v=OWMb7EC8gBo

youtube.com/watch?v=JhY9GOhFwN4

based and gorepilled

how does immortal manage to make good music if they are just a parody band?

give me some yuro USPM
or Euro power with RIFFS, that's fine too

youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w
simultaneously the best and the worst metal video ever

youtube.com/watch?v=ee0yDlLhzXg

youtube.com/watch?v=EApMitnsXgg
youtube.com/watch?v=iAptk9GRHyk
Half of all music videos from say, 1995-2010 look awful because of the greenscreen shit everyone was obsessed with but not really funny.
There was a compilation of bad BM music videos on youtube I used to watch a lot these were in, in 2007 or 2008.

Peak Power coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=qO4aY8Rxhz4

New Jerseyans make the best proggened euro power metal
youtube.com/watch?v=qhUWYOnTV3c

I was thinking more along the lines of Grave Digger or Iron Savior

Oh alright
youtube.com/watch?v=xfayPYR2EM4

Symphony X is hilarious.

why do you think so? Michael Romeo is one of the top guitar men in metal

I really enjoyed it, I'll probably end up buying it.

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He's just being a retard.

Motley crue is gay dude.

they walk in to the club and Herman Li just kills the bouncer with magic
based

Thoughts on Malevolent Creation?

good band
rip Brett

I would never attempt to imitate you or your family.

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>dude
Sounds like they'd be right up your alley.

Are the kids not saying dude anymore?

youtube.com/watch?v=tW5FP5bhvGI

>i kno u r but wat am i xD

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You sound like a pedophile.

Do you agree?
I hate how they felt the need to add that annoying money counter to show the retards watching that he has no budget at the end

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You must be one if you like laughable tripe like Symphony X. Think up better insults, i need a challenge here. You're pathetic.

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Anybody else think for a really long time that the BATHORY logo said BATLORD? Because i did.

Twilight and Bathory should be swapped. The Return can go to low tier.

stop posting pictures of mark wahlberg

...

I thought it was just a meme to hate Octagon but listened to it recently and holy fuck it's so bad

I like the fact that it's like gradually going down in phase
but then its 7.6k for the woman

Under the Sign of the Black Mark is god tier though