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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
melodeath sucks
YEHEA
First for Demolition Hammer.
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Redpill me on Abbath
SUPREME NORDIC FART
GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he's based, funny, and hotdog man
It's not Abbath it's ABAT
GIVE ME YOUR BEST ÖÖÖGH
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based
is that black movie at least good for a laugh
snitching on people is METAL as fuck bro
has played in like 5 different bands
does a perfect Lemmy impression
It's worth it for having a scene with a graveyard photoshoot
he ate a hot dog
Hot dogs are actually Abbath's favorite food, that's why I can relate to him so much.
Only a certain type of man has hot dogs as their favorite food.
HALLOWS EVE
LET ME BRING YOU TERROR
FEAR GRIPS YOUR HEART LIKE YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN
HALLOWS EVE
LET ME BRING YOU HORROR
SHOCK GRIPS YOUR SOUL LIKE YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN
Wow!
I do that rather well... Don't you think?
>Only a certain type of man has hot dogs as their favorite food
AAAAHHHHHHH
IT'S HALLOWEEEEEN
close your eyes, this may hurt a lot
Based Hallows Eve-poster
>Varg fathers a child at 19
>Murders his friend for no probable reason, leaving his daughter without a father
Funny how he never mentions this :^>
DUN
>drrrraaa
DUN
He was traditional but failed.
"""Tradition"""
who are these two meant to be?
O'boy is metal as fuck
When I was in a band as a teenager we always used to drink it after school before rehearsals.
So metal.
*saves metal*
Also who the fuck only takes a single teaspoon of powder? You're supposed to have 3 tablespoons per glass. Literal psychopath.
Can we all agree that machine head is fucking terrible and always has been?
Reminder that this is the METAL general, not LORDS OF CHAOS general.
Immortal was a parody band from the start
How is this
Anyone that willingly watches that trash heap is a fucking poser.
what the fuck i add 5-8 spoons per glass
EPIKKK
Tourist scum.
why not just eat the powder at this point
Heavy as fuck. Not quite caverncore but it still sounds pretty dark and moist.
nobody cares you tryhard, let people enjoy things
Tablespoons? That's basically not even liquid anymore then
Not horrible, not groundbreaking, but pretty nice while it's on.
>Tradition
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yeah its tablespoons, i like how thick the milk gets
that's fucking disgusting
you're fucking disgusting
It's entertaining to say the least.
bum bum +1
get rekt faggums
what the fuck that shit has so much sugar in it
enjoy your bad skin rotten teeth and horrid digestion i guess
Bands like this? Yes i know cult leader. Its just not the same.
Varg and Euronymous
It's 20 buck spin death metal. It's good, to be expected with all 20BS death metal
i used to rip off my teeth as a kid because i got impatient to get the "big boy teeth" so i already know all about rotten teeth, and its basically the only sugar i consume since i gave up stuff like soda like a year ago
Horrid Digestion is a good band name
also eating a lot of sugar makes your farts smell like death
anyone like the Scorpions bro?
Anyone else take the veinpill? Its so damn good bros.
good.
"no."
agreed.
sure.
t. dave adelson
Lmao, why did the director hate Varg so much?
BUY MY RECORDS
time to download it to have a laugh
Tokyo Tapes is one of the best all time metal live albums
>big bad alt right man
It’s probably more the fact that (((Vice))) produced it. Jonas Åkerlund is probably just butthurt he was nothing more than a session drummer for Bathory.
i;m marathoning it right now. holy shit they really are shitting on him
oh boy!
>"marathoning" a film
what the fuck is wrong with zoomers
accurate
well, at least dead's suicide scene was pretty cool
I just listened to the Full of Hell/Merzbow collab froma few years ago. Were the fuck is Merzbow? It just sounds like boring overcompressed power-electronics.
no one wants to be the one to portray a murderer and out spoken white supremacist in a flattering light
and he is a moron anyway
what are you talking about i marathoned 5 minutes of The Office just now
>out spoken white supremacist
nah, you're just a fucking moron that doesnt know the difference between ethno nationalism and white supremacy
where can i watch this masterpiece of cinema
>YOU ARE BEWITCHED!
torrent it you fucking zoomer
yeah it really is such a yawning chasm of difference
Who's the Drake and Josh of metal and why is it La Famine and Neige?
Post banger$ from 2019.
Do zoomzooms really not download shit? Is that why people complain so much about King Crimson?
forgot pic.
kek
It's just faster man calm down
>I want it NOW!!!
Neige is the successful, zoomer icon Josh Peck that managed to adapt to internet comedy and culture, whereas Famine is Drake; washed up, past him prime, JUST, and making rap music now
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Good, I'll give it more spins these days
>illegally download a bunch of VSTs so I can record some metal demo stuff
>all native samples/presets sound like middle of the road crap or EDM-oriented
>download some 'metal' presets
>they sound like complete ass
are people listening to their own productions on laptop speakers and/or Beats exclusively?
it might honestly be faster to just book a rehearsal room and buy a drum machine
Don't expect to find anything similar, but try Ion Dissonance, Daughters, Trap Them, Car Bomb, See You Next Tuesday, Psyopus
>Starts doom stomping in a graveyard
I love Peste Noire, but this is actually pretty accurate. . .
Download that nick leads amp vst, record two tracks for each instrument, make a copy of each, have one of each track on both sides. equalize everything to not clip over eachother. Your vocal tracks should be something like 4 copies at least, equalized thin so they sound large together. Drums, if you do basic single track programmed drums just make a few copies and panned to both sides to sound large, otherwise someone else can tell you how to mix drums. Synths are the same as instruments.
What VSTs? Synths? Drums?
I use Bias, EZDrummer, CMI IV and Ragnarok and they sound great IMO.
is this the peak of tech thrash?
>blocks ur path
No More Color is their best
No, Sadus' A Vision of Misery is.
mixing is the least of my problems when the root tracks already sound like bees buzzing for guitars and Death Grips for drums
I'll check out the amp vst though
I'm trying to use EzDrummer 2 but somehow it won't authenticate (it was illegally downloaded, but offline authentication should work)
for guitars I've been using Guitar Rig 5 which seemingly can't deal with lower tunings and high output pickups without either clipping or sounding like ass. clean sounds are fine, but apart from some native presets I can't get something decently heavy sounding to work
Get Bias FX & Bias Amp.
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Bummer. I already know all those bands. Thanks anyways though.
vsts are always a bit of a pain to get girth out of on your lows, honestly a lot of that comes down to making multiple copies of the track to give it some thickness, also equalizing it to the lower tones should help. The settings people have rec'd me for black metal is 6/4/7-11 in terms of lows/mids/highs where as I use to essentially do 0/4/11 and wonder why my tracks sounded very thin if it was on a vst.
Why does everyone say that Varg is a liar? What reason would he have to lie anyway, he's already been convicted and served his time.
>pathological liar
>narcissist
>sociopath
because he is a poser.
because he is a narcissistic sociopath gifted with being the chosen one (messiah delusion)
Because he comes off as a weird sociopath with no modicum of regret or remorse for his actions, and people like that are usually quite good at maintaining a lie.
he's not a liar, he's just holding onto beef that spoiled 25 years ago like he's going to get a big mac out of it or something.
Honestly he has a lot of insight as to what really happened, but he's been making videos every day for the past month about the matter. Why hasn't Fenriz, Necrobutcher, Attlla, Pest, Isahn, ICS Vortex, Shaogorath, Infernus, Pest, Wrest, Lord Belial, Valfar, Kin Diamond, or anyone else involved in the scene talked about it?
see
Maybe because they have more going in there lives than to dwell on what once was? I don't know, some of them did talk and gave interviews for various documentaries, but didn't seem like it's something they're eager on talking that much.
Have you heard Mouthbreather?
I'll look into it, illegal downloading is a pain in the ass where I live (compared to 10 years ago anyway)
I've been striving for something in the range of the heaviness I'd want, but despite having gain and or low end at my disposal Guitar Rig seems to be unable to handle it. cloning the recording somehow boosts the clean signal too, but that might be down to my DAW
I own a JCM800 and my 'real world' settings sound incredibly pathetic on the modulated version
What is the best Kreator song and why is it "Awakening of the Gods"?
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STOP BULLYING VARG EURONYMOUS
It's actually youtube.com
exactly, Varg is the only one really holding onto it like this. I get why he had his beef back then, going to jail for 3 or 4 months over an interview he did for Euronymous that wasn't even published, and I get if they left that part out of the film he'd be pissed, but he's not executing his truth in the best way in the eyes of people who don't know about it.
>Why hasn't ... talked about it?
because everyone else have lives, and if they are going to talk about it at length, probably will want to get paid for their time. not everyone is sitting around on the french dole recording youtube videos in some 40 year old POS soviet truck.
Personally I use PodFarm 2 with some modpacks, but that's only because I got it with my interface. Check out the one i rec'd or checkout Amplitude, it has a lot of Peavey amp sims that have some good girth i think and you just buy them for a few bucks each, but you can test them of course for free or obtain it by other means.
Just listened. Really like the music, vocals arent doing it for me though.
NENV
It makes complete sense that Varg care's more about it than other people in the scene. He was in jail for 14 years for something that happened in the said scene. His life has more or less completely consisted of childhood, black metal, jail, and making YT videos from his farm, in that order.
Snorre and Faust were pretty much the same guy in that movie.
What do you think of AJ's taste in metal?
He's spent so many years rationalizing his murder of a man, as long as he keeps talking about his version of the story it remains true on some level. Guy needs to finally make peace with his actions and move on.
for your entertainment. dont forget to post any good shops
almost as shitty as your taste in operating systems
Nattens Madrigal is dope as fuck, need to watch The Sopranos.
Sorry, mate. Do you know Cursed? Not so close, but I guess you may like them.
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Post your week, r8 etc.
I had a "5 albums from a country" theme this week, it was nice.
How Microshit makes their operating systems WORSE every iteration is a mystery.
At least they're still decent, Apple hasn't done anything good since the Apple II.
Eh, I use OSX and a bunch of Linux distributions as well. Just find Windows 10 is better then 8 and has less compatibility issues then 7.
Yeah Ulver is rad, and you should, it's well worth it.
10 Is not perfect but I can't believe you think its worse to use then Vista and 8
It's Microsoft, what did you expect?
Love that Infester, Sigh, Abigail, Ravencult and Entombed album, take a look at Morgoth's first two EPs and Infected Virulence.
>Yeah Ulver is rad, and you should, it's well worth it.
I know, it has quite a reputation and I need to watch Mad Men and The Sopranos solely for that reason.
*coughs*
What's up fellow Clandestiner
>listen to a lot of Deströyer 666
>talk about them with my (metal) friends
>only found out today both Deceiver and Shrapnel are now in Nocturnal Graves
>no crazy leads from Shrapnel
disappointing to be honest
God, how fucking scrawny was Euronymous to not be able to fight this thing off even after being stabbed a few times. I mean I know he was, but still
Funnily enough I found Mad Men quite boring. But yeah The Sopranos is excellent. Suffers a bit from having characters make dumb choices to move the plot forward. But other then that its kino
Well Frodo got bit by Smegma when he tried to steal the ring back. . .
+ most of it
Listen to Swallowed's entire output (2 demos, 1 EP and 1 LP if you want newer death/doom worth shit), also try Desire and Funeral as they're similar as far as melancholy goes to that Unholy record, but are funeral doom as opposed to being death/doom.
All of those shows are either love it or hate it type of deal from what I've seen and I'm a huge ass fan of The Wire, so I definitely need to watch the rest of the top 3 as far as HBO goes. Have you seen The Leftovers?
How do you make this?
real (gore)grind hours
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>Let me vomit on your face
>Let me vomit on your breasts
>Let me vomit in your lips
>Let me vomit in your pussy
big ups to ballade cuntre, one of my fave bm albums ever
Will du friend. I'm guessing you know that Evoken ep? Pretty great stuff.
>listen to a lot of Nocturnal Graves
>talk about them with my (metal) friends
>only found out today both Deceiver and Shrapnel were also in Deströyer 666
>crazy leads from Shrapnel
awesome to be honest
Nope, but I'll check it out. Thanks!
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Never even heard of the leftovers if im honest
SEVEN LORDS
OF AN EVIL AND FATAL FORCE
LEVITATE
THROUGH THE SECRET AND ANCIENT DOORS
What is the most miserable, darkest suicide metal?
Not surprised since it flew under the radar of most people and almost got cancelled, but luckily they've managed to finish it and it was fucking great. My show of the decade and I'd definitely recommend it.
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Maybe the best DSBM I've heard, but I'm not a fan of the genre outside Strid and Bethlehem.
is it just me, or does DSBM not take itself seriously?
I mean it attracts faggots like Yung Lean who endorse the genre and its "message"
this the Reddit general?
this is.. huh... wow
I feel like most DSBM artists convey their message in a more... authentic manner than Yung Lean and say, Lil Peep.
Suicidal emotions and debilitating mental illness doesn't sound like some guy rapping over a moody trap beat, it sounds like a guy screaming his head off over repetitive, razor sharp guitar riffs
I'm not doubting that Yung Meme and the like don't have their own issues with mental illness, I'm just saying that, if I were to only listen to a Yung Lean song and Trist song without knowing a thing about either artist, I would be inclined to say that the latter is actually fucked up.
Give me the first Swedish black metal bands of any note.
Yes
Vondur
Any banjo in black metal besides taake and panopticon?
none cause it doesn't fucking fit
IN A DREAM OR A NIGHTMARE
WHERE LOVE GIVES WAY TO HATE
THE QUEST BEGINS FOR THE KEY TO THE SEVEN GATES
Metal band power rankings by country
>1. USA
>2. UK
>3. Germany
>4. Sweden
>5. Japan
>6. Norway
>7. Canada
>8. Finland
>9. Poland
>10. Greece
Sacramentum, Marduk, Dissection and Dawn.
I disagree.
hypothermia
correction
1. Finnland
2. France
3. Russia
4. Norway
5. Sweden
6. America
7. Brazil
8. Poland
9. UK
10. Canada
burger has no right to be on that chart
awful
>japan
>poland
>metal
what
>no Brazil
>Brazil that low
kys
Based and Jamespilled
>he doesn't listen to Aion, Metalucifer, Sex Machineguns or X Japan
>he doesn't listen to Decapitated, Graveland, Kat or Vader
This is the face of trve metal power.
lads that Infester fantasy of mine has a high chance of success and it might just happen with a filthy first wave bitch
literally who?
>Aion, Metalucifer, Sex Machineguns or X Japan
literally who?
The closest thing to Valfar we still have in this world.
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Venom sucks.
never heard of any of those either so...
Walk on home boy
Whats the best torrent for lords of chaos?
the fuck is wrong with you
> fuck these Norweigan corpse paint fuckers
> VENOM is black metal
> Black metal is VENOM
> I am black metal
> Venom is black metal
> I am black
these second wave fuckers outta call their music corpse paint tin can metal because their music sucks
> their music isn't black metal
> VENOM is black metal
just use the streaming link that's already been posted here
>1. usa
>2. uk
>[power gap]
>3. germany
>4. switzerland
>5. norway
>6. sweden
>7. finland
>[power gap]
>8. australia
>9. brazil
>10. canada
USA > UK > Norway > Sweden >>> the rest
>Touristic Soimaster
Metal band power rankings by country
1. Finland
2. USA
the one in PTP
should've said soitanic boremaster
Is this your first fucking day in /metal/?
>nig twitter reaction gif
go back to r/eddit
go back to r*ddit
Do yourself a favor and listen to Metalucifer
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Take the Jap pill nigger
>weaboos
++ Mütiilation, Infester, Baphomet, Dodsferd, X Japan, Sabbat, Sigh
+ Peste Noire, Havohej, Entombed
- Deicide, Dir en Grey
++ Evoken, Unholy, Massacra, Baphomet
+ Blood Incantation, Atheist, Entombed, Fleshcrawl
I bet you think Swedish death metal is good lmao
Angra, Shaman, what else?
H I B R I A
I
B
R
I
A
post your hiking albums
Listening to music while in nature is for brain dead NPCs
t.ourist
Oh fuck for some reason I thought it said power metal bands, no idea how that happened
CLOSE MY EYES
ROSE BREATHES I CAN HEAR
ALL LOVE AND SADNESS MELT IN MY HEART
DRY MY TEARS
WIPE MY BLOODY FACE
I WANNA FEEL ME LIVING MY LIFE
OUTSIDE MY MIND
Serpent > Intestine Baalism
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>I shiggy diggy
>be fat, ugly and awkward
>still get all the girls
well done VICE, nice logic there
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
5/10 album. Good build ups but nothing else. Unoriginal too.
I think you meant this song.
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what is?
reddit invasion
for me, it's lifelover:
>When I first formed Venom I tended to use natural Henna to dye my hair but these days I use anything I can get my hands on. Whatever the brand, I usually go for the deep red tone. I think it suits me.
>I’m telling you this because one of the reasons I started to dye my hair was that my schoolboy fantasy was Kate Bush and she had lovely red hair. Kate doesn’t know this but I’ve actually duped her into signing an autograph a couple of times at signing sessions. She signed me albums “To Cronos lots of Love Kate Bush” and I even got a kiss off her!
>Actually I’ve kissed her a few times! I think she’d be horrified to know that the bloke she was kissing was the fella who invented black metal! Maybe she’d be fine with it though—I don’t know really. Who cares anyway!
>Cronos: "Not really. The only chick I could fall
in love with is Kate Bush!"
>Kate Bush?
>Cronos: "Yeah, I´ve got posters of her all over
my walls. I love her, totally. I cried at her gig at the Sunderland Empire a
few years ago, then walked home 30 miles with my head in the clouds! I actually
met her at a record signing she did at the Virgin store in Newcastle. I took my
dinner hour to shoot down there and stood in the queue but I had to get back,
so I started running across people´s heads to get to the front, then she kissed
me. Maaan, it were fantastic!"
This has been happening for the last 3 years though
Why'd they cast a fat guy to play him in the movie...
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
(Checked as well)
man that shitty linebreaks isn't my fault it's the fault of the shitty circa 2008 forum post I copied it from by the way
anyway, cronos is a patrician
based as fuck
I am Matthew Hopkins, Witchfinder
Absolutely based
Now Yea Forums has no choice but to love Venom
Honest question: Why are the redditors trying to invade our Metal general? I get that the movie came out recently but it has to be more than that.
What a fucking legend
Based Infester sex user
Pretty much good all around. Have you heard of Amestigon, Shakma, Necrodeath, Diocletian and Indestroy?
I've been called worse things.
Any similar recs?
>normalfags
it's probably people from Yea Forums and maybe Yea Forums who think /metal/ general is an appropriate place to discuss this film even if they normally don't talk about metal much
How can Western black metal ever compete?
>7:14 - 9:30
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I've heard of Amestigon and Diocletian. I'll check the other bands out in the following days. Did you mean to reply to me btw?
It doesn't
Yeah, I wanted to reply to you if that's what you're asking.
>new dream theater doesn't suck
>new candlemass doesn't suck
great fucking week
He's literally just yellow Cronos
>Sade
unbelievably based
>He's literally just yellow Cronos
And that's a good thing
Oh OK, it seemed a bit out of the blue, that's all.
Gezol you fucking hack stop trimming peoples' hairs and give us a new Sabbat album it's almost been a decade
will he ever just accept that Venom was just blackened death?
Man, you posted a chart, what did you expect was gonna happen, haha?
Venom is a Motorhead knockoff and Motorhead is just rock & roll so that makes Venom rock & roll
THIS
>How can Western black metal ever compete?
by being better
-
While it is true I posted a chart itt, my post you replied to just said "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
(Checked as well)", which is why I was confused (I assumed you meant to reply to a chart post desu). Oh well, whatever.
Valfar froze to death in snowstorm in January 2004 but it is odd that no one else says anything
Maybe they just don’t know? Maybe Varg is covering for someone else?
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Not quite but same style
his death was one of the sadest in black metal, along with Quorthon. Damn excellent music, but the cold winds took him to the land of the dead where they probably wrote the third and fourth Nordlands together.
Now you're confusing me to be honest.
TEACHER CAUGHT ME MASTURBATING
UNDERNEATH THE DESK
SHE LOOKED AT ME AND WINKED HER EYE
SAID SEE YOU AFTER CLASS
Hi Ben
>abbath will never photobomb your band photo
>Shagrath
>Infernus
>Wrest
>Lord Belial
>Valfar
>King Diamond
>involved in the scene
this has to be some kind of bait
cronos is a real cutie
to be fair, infernus did burn a church or two. . ..
tururum tururum tururum tururum tururum tururum tururum tururum tururum tururum tururum tururum
ANGLE OF DEEEEEEATH
>no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Any good OSDM yet this year?
only listened to Ossuarium - Living Tomb so far
Bretty goob
Napalm Death will be at a pop festival, let's try to get Anal Cunt next year.
>let's try to get Anal Cunt next year
>let's try to get Anal Cunt next year
user... I...
>let's try to get Anal Cunt next year.
Hate Force.
more hardcore kids playing OSDM worship. I don't know about "good" but it sounds like you would want.
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Gay and too soon.
E.A., Lord of The Devs is by favourite Bumbum song
Anal Cunt is now Dead Cunt
>let's try to get Anal Cunt next year.
*metal music stops*
What's his band name again?
voivod and sigh collab when
Forzoomers
>Varg kept saying he was portrayed in the movie as power hungry, RPG obsessed, and a wannabe dictator
>none of that is in the movie
ayy
If they can do a hologram of Tupac they can do a hologram of this guy. . .
Old Funeral.
One can only dream user
>Motley Crue said that they couldn't use their patch in the diner scene
>used based Scorpions instead
based nikki sixx
yeah, a budget version
that would be out of sync and would stop working halfway through the set, so it will be just anal cunt tracks playing with a frozen glitch frame of Seth
it will be, like, the final AC bullshit show
Count Briscock
Wait what?
Even fucking motley crue didn’t want to be part of lords of chaos ?
It was in a scene showing they are poser trash, Nikki didn't like that
sarbum
TEACHER'S PET!
(TEACHER'S WET!)
wretched fate - fleshletting, if you like swedeath
caustic vomit - festering odes to deformity, if you want more doomy death like ossuarium
Bum Shakalaka
so are you saying varg used to be a glamfag? or was the motley crue patch fabricated as well
NEW THREAD
Uruk Hai
Well they are but that’s really something that even one of the biggest sell outs in metal said no but mayhem agreed to it ?
I honestly like necrobutcher but what the fuck
I love both doomy and swedish death so yes to both
thanks
Haven't yet started digging through current year releases, holla at me once it's summer
penis
bagina
why did you just say the n word? -.-
Bathory?