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bolt thrower sucks
hugs and kisses to you all
Venom doesn't suck
Based
most ferocious thrash of the 80s
dubs for melodeath sucks
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deathrash
reminder
metal itself is degenerate, so this is just retarded.
Varg looks like THAT?!
what's going on in this cover?
are the men in the middle with medieval weapons part of the parade or fighting against them?
why are they standing in the middle like that?
those are the "alpha males" who call you a soiboi online when you post an Alcest album cover
dubs for melodeath shreds
welcome hotell
varg vaccums
>not MORZOM
In middle of a existential crisis and nothing makes sense anymore
Metal for this feel?
Something that makes my head explode, bm preferred.
what, how come????
>not SHIMSHON
burg bikers
WAR
Wait, why do they call themselves "raunchous"? Is that even a word? Do they mean "raucous"?
supreme nordic fart
>makes a new thread but doesn't even use the better image with the fixed G
How do you guys say Burzum ?
I always said it “bor-zum” because of let mortal heroes sing your fame
bortzam
boor-zum, preferably with a slightly trilled r
raunchy + raucous
What is the best Christian Metal album for each subgenre?
rude name for a pair of rude people
Bearzum
ea like Earth
Bearzum
Ah, I see it now. Thanks user.
Dimmu Burzum
I thought eurotrash were all sleeping
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Here’s how it was said in the movies, but I guess on Tolkien could tell us for certain
chungus
blarg blackburns
>Thrash
Kinda hard to choose.
Deliverance - Weapons of Our Warfare
Tourniquet - Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance
Living Sacrifice - S/T
Believer - Sanity Obscure
>Death Metal
Mortification - Scrolls of the Megilloth
Final Judgement - Desolating Sacrilege
Sympathy - Arcane Path
Clemency - Divine Legions At War
Embodyment - Corrosion of the Flesh
>Black Metal
Horde - Hellig Usvart
Evroklidon - The Flames of Sodom
Dark Endless - S/T
Vardoger - Whitefrozen
>Doom Metal
Veni Domine - Material Sanctuary
Paramaecium - Exhumed of the Earth
Morphia - Frozen Dust
This is just what I can finish up, RL calls
Booshum
Black sabbath for Trad
>no Incubus
no reason to sleep at any specific time,
the sun isn't properly out for atleast month
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what metal, if any, do zoomers listen to? i want to get my zoomer nephew into metal, but want to start with some gateway bands he may have heard of.
whatever is on the front page of metalsucks, and deafheaven
That's a good point, I've had that image forever and never noticed. That's actually weird considering how they're literally the most famous besides Mortification
Here's another cool one
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I fucking forgot these movies even exist somehow... I don't think I've seen them since 2006 or so. Probably for the better.
I'm a vampire
Nu Metal
straight bop, thanks for sharing
Did you check out their new album that came out yesterday?
It's pretty good
Burzum
Oh shit, I didn't know it was out yet
I'm a little skeptical because I really didn't like the last one, it's was like the singers voice was messed up, I'll give this one a shot though, thanks man!
Also check out this Christian Death Metal, seriously one of the best to ever come out of the scene
New $lutrot album from one of our good friends from Neckbeard Deathcamp!
New Obsequiae album being tracked right now...
>how to sound insufferably Swedish
anytime user, the album is honestly really good and I wish there was more.
I try daily to forget lord of the rings exists
fuck you it's great
Folk metal supremacy
bur-zum
FFDP
Theocracy/Helion Prime/Judicator/Widow playing a show in a nearby city this summer.........................
Why would you even do that
Gandalf fucking tells you how it’s going to end in the first book
It would be 100% better if the way to destroy the ring is not known until the very end
Tolkien was by no means a good writer
post based forgotten early and mid 00's bangers
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Doom metal>Everything else
80s doom only, not the modern soi stoner doom
I do that rather well... Don't you think?
bro wtf why'd you spoil it??????
holy shit
is there anywhere you can watch this stupid thing online?
the meme potential is off the chart, it seems
There's torrents available.
but I want to support the filmmakers to indirectly spite Varg
bhourdt-sum
There is only one living person that witnessed this event.
That person has described this event, numerous times.
Yet they don't even try to follow his description, they just make up their own version.
Why?
Godflesh are pretty good.
Because he's a known, incorrigible liar who constantly needs to "prettify" things in his favour even when he's otherwise telling the truth.
>Varg
>telling the truth
pick one and only one
>we can't trust this horrible problematic person
>therefor anything we make up to replace it place must be closer to the truth
you know how it goes
Zoomers don't listen to metal
>this person is the only one who knows what happened
>but he lies constantly, so nobody will ever know the real truth
>might as well make something up that looks good/gory/shocking/cinematically satisfying
the whole flick they treat varg in this slapstick buffoon way
euornymous was also gay and didn't have a girlfriend. nor did he cut his hair before varg killed him.
because varg is a self-obsessed, hypercritical, holier than thou moron who probably has convinced himself of what he wants to believe rather than what actually happened
Well, he is a slapsticky buffoon in real life.
shitty prog metal
>Because he's a liar
But the filmmakers depicting an event they never saw is a lie as well.
Why is their lie better than Varg's lie?
Because it looks better on the screen.
even if varg was lying i think his version would have translated better to the screen, it would have been much more dramatic
because varg is a bad problematic person, if you don't change it it means you support the third reich
What's the point of following something else that's also not true when you can exercise your creative licence?
would you rather have the movie be two hours of a bunch of guys in bullet shell belts playing dungeon and dragons in the basement of some shitty, dirty record store?
Well, clearly the filmmakers disagreed. It's not like they were making a big statement about their version being the one truth or anything.
>implying Euro rolling down the stairs after being stabbed in the head wouldn't be kino
For one, it's not that creative, and for two, we're only assuming Varg is lying because he's a bad goy
yes.
We don't need Sky Ferrerra playing a woman that doesn't exist because Americans can't go an hour and a half without needing to see sex.
RYM trannies and antifags writing glowing reviews of the movie is a comedy goldmine though
>Americans can't go an hour and a half without needing to see sex.
Seriously, americans are all perverts. Can't think about anything else. There's a thread about hairy armpits and the mods don't give a fuck.
He tells Frodo the only way it can be destroyed, yes, but he doesn't tell you how it's going to end.
posted this in the dead thread, i guess
>because Americans can't go an hour and a half without needing to see sex
It's a Swedish movie
What's the slowest album in metal?
In terms of BPM
Who cares if she's not a real person, it's not a documentary. The filmmaker was free to do whatever the fuck he wanted and so he did.
The production companies behind it are British and American
It needs to appeal to Americans because that is the biggest market.
This desu
The reality of all this would be incredibly boring. It really was just kids taking d + d too seriously.
all the people who know the truth are dead or won’t come forward
I always thought that even fenriz is incredibly shifty and evasive when he gets asked questions about the 90s
And we're free to call it a piece of shit because of that
Why not just change everything? Why even have Euronymous and Varg? Why not make them Russian trap musicians that throw bacon on Mosques?
assblasted vargfag
not an argument.
fenriz was drunk all the time he probably doesn't remember anything
not everything needs to be an argument, I just stated a fact
That fact comes from Varg who just wants to be kind of gospel on Norwegian black metal
it's not a fact though, you're just mad your point got btfo so you need to resort to an ad hominem of an anonymous poster.
It's a fact that you're an assmad vargfag
Where's the window that Euro climbed through? It wast suppose to be at his bed and Euro had to climb over his body.
It's a fact that you have no penis and you're getting paid to shill a dumb flick on Yea Forums.
it was on the other side of the room
How the FUCK could Barg afford the rent on such a big apartment in Bergen when he didn't have a job and wasn't getting paid for his music?
rich parents
Welfare and he sold t-shirts on the side.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Didn’t he work at Hellvete ?
Hellvete didn't actually make money.
Faust worked there but he also lived there, I don't think he actually got a paycheck.
No. Varg lived in Bergen and Helvete was in Oslo, an eight hour drive.
Euronymous was taking everyone's money anyway.
>ad hominem
Name-calling isn't ad hominem and vice versa.
>Ad Hominem
Good band
yes it is.
>Ad hominem (Latin for "to the person"), short for argumentum ad hominem, is a fallacious argumentative strategy whereby genuine discussion of the topic at hand is avoided by instead attacking the character, motive, or other attribute of the person making the argument, or persons associated with the argument, rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself.
>attacking the character, motive, or other attribute of the person
>Name calling is a form of verbal abuse in which insulting or demeaning labels are directed at an individual or group.
Post bonus tracks that are better than most of what got on the album
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GO to your favorites on Youtube, and link #143
If it's not a song, then link the nearest song
>favorites on Youtube
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I don't use the like feature that much
This was from a long time ago
Still a good song though
>favorites on Youtube
>onions
Maybe if it were an itunes library
I assume you screenshot the movie on YouTube. If so, how? I was going to post a pic of Sky Ferreira's tits, Varg fucking pornstars, and Varg sticking a knife in Euronymous' forehead.
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listening to music on youtube is pretty fucking onions
why on youtube?
Because it's on YouTube for $3. Thanks for the screenshot though.
>paying money for kinos in 2019
It's probably for the best that I don't fool around with torrents.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
why?
Post albums with 10/10 closing tracks
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffff
Looking for this Slam parody where the vocals are replaced with diarrhea noises.
could I get some true norwegian black metal?
Mayhem, Burzum, and Darkthrone. Everyone else just copied them.
This is the thickest guitar sound ever achieved. Going thicker than this is outlawed on planet earth.
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There are good copies though
The best is from Sweden though
It's Craft
Mortician
Yep. Them and Nailbomb seem to be the only industrial worth listening to.
Death > War > Black > Thrash > Doom > Heavy > Speed > Power > Melodeath = Meloblack > Industrial > Glam > Slam > Symphonic > Everything Else > Nu Metal
Black > Thrash > Heavy > Glam > Doom > Death.
I still think death is really good btw. The subsubgenres of metal are rarely consistent enough to bother with.
OK now do all the crossover/intermediate genres
How do they achieve the thickness? Is it all done in post, and if not, how much does it depend on the amp?
Gibsons & HM-2 pedals
Also B standard tuning with thick strings.
Symphonic isn't a base metal subgenre, unless you count maybe Virgin Black. It's mostly just used as a modifier for other subgenres. It's a cubed subgenre.
Man this makes communists look metal af
>the artist you found that only you've found in your friend group, isn't scrobbled hardly at all and isn't added to RYM
What's her name, /meal/
ariana grande
It's myself
link your shit, the album im jamming is just finishing up
It's not really worth hearing, just badly produced stuff with placeholder vocals
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>scrobbled
Based
that album slaps
>listen to death metal man it's so fucking brutal
>listen to several albums
>fucking heavy right man
>not really
>man fuck you metal is heavy afjcbkgsfgkhd *cringey metalhead incelspeak
Rec actual heavy music.
Death > Black > Thrash > Doom > Heavy > Power
eh
Oh buddy
Just finished, wasn't bad at all. Might bookmark and jam again later
BOORTSUM
meant for
Don't you mean Snorre?
it's varg
the lone wolf
V A R G
A M O R
R O M A
G R A V
ONE FOR THE TREBBLE
TWO FOR THE BASS
THREE FOR THE EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE
What bandisthat on hershirt?
Megadeth
based rick
>based
faggot memer
based
thanks dude
What's swedish about except for a Swedish director and Valter Skarsård? American and british production, and filmed in Oslo.
*blocks you're path*
>batushka
>fresh ideas
ASTOOOOOOOROLUUUUUUUUUUSSSS
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What albums did you listen to?
Why the fuck have these threads been so soyy lately? Is there a new batch of Reddit migrants because of that gay movie or something?
>Is there a new batch of Reddit migrants because of that gay movie or something?
yes, also seen some more RYM trannies etc.
The movie is good, you s o y guzzling faggot.
there’s been so much retarded celebrity worship/gossip bullshit too, year one listening tourists still debating Varg vs Euronymous for the millionth time in 2019. Also I think there some group or butthurt faggot reporting and getting people banned for typical /metal/ banter. I got a three day ban for a generic nu-make shitpost that would’ve largely been ignored normally
I honestly have no idea. These people are persistent.
>Varg vs Euronymous in 2019
Its the only thing these people know about besides those kids from Absurd that killed a random 15 year old. They never talk about Abbath trying to screw over his other band mates or Infernus being accused of negligent rape. Its the same bullshit over and over.
>They never talk about Abbath trying to screw over his other band mates or Infernus being accused of negligent rape.
That sounds really boring.
Even fucking Faust and Jon Nodtveidt committing legitimate hate crimes is rarely mentioned compared to the Varg bullshit. Probably because it’s not as teen drama friendly
>Probably because it’s not as teen drama friendly
It was featured very prominently in the movie.
What are some decent french bands with clean vocals?
Fine, but generally it is mentioned far less in these threads and Yea Forums in general
>The movie is good, you s o y guzzling faggot.
Stop reminding me dmshareguy still exists
any time someone mentions that fag wank album by crimson massacre I'm reminded of him
Now that you've mentioned Nodtveidt, now I'm scared that they're going to make a movie on his story. On the subject of Faust, I'm a firm believer that Faust was going to kill anyone that night, he just happened upon a man whose sexual orientation he disliked. If that gay guy wasn't where Faust was that night, Faust would've just killed someone else regardless of sexual orientation.
I thought Immortal vs Abbath was an interesting case unlike Gorgoroth's where it was pretty clear cut that Gaahl and King Ov Hell were just trying to take ownership.
It would be ripe for it too because of all the shit they could make up about his Luciferian cult practices
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Watch this garbage for free.
There's a pair of tits shown other than Varg and Euronymous. That's about it.
more like Faust was a closet fag then regretted getting his dick sucked by an old fag so he killed him in anger
Reported.
Why would you have that shit saved. You're gross.
Fight me IRL
The murder of Euronymous was actually a planned PR stunt to sell more albums
>the good old days of having dmshare guy try and be nice to me when I was drunkposting about offing myself only to call him a faggot
djent
lol did they just try to make varg look degenerate as possible, there's no way he got laid back then
gibe some doom
holy shit & you can see it was covering up another smaller (possibly fixable) face tatt
how do i be kvlt like nippon
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Because none of these people do whorish interviews and vlogs on YouTube about it for thirty straight years after the fact
Sortilege
Thanks! exactly what I was looking for.
Listento the self titled EP
Doctor Varg demonstrating a professional removal of acute commie cancer.
This faggot actually thinks he is contrarian for not liking post prison Burzum.
Burzum died after Fallen.
>"I-I'm your friend"
I died like Euronymous when Euronymous said that.
desu I’ve always thought the church burnings where more interesting and they are never spoken about
Probably because a lot of them remain unsolved
That isn't true either though. Varg was the only one who was into d&d. Big surprise that defenders of this garbage movie don't have a clue what they are talking about.
>Lords of Chaos general
Nobody wants your opinion on this shit. You're not special for having read a wikipedia article and watched a couple documentaries about things that happened before you were born. Nobody wants to see your white knighting some paranoid eurotrash psycho.
Go back whence you came and never return.
>user doesn't know what a torrent is
This.
Nobody gives a shit about this garbage movie. If you do, go spam this shit on Yea Forums, not here.
>implying I was talking about Lords of Chaos
>jew star
I wasn't talking about lords of chaos, I was responding to a guy discussing Burzum's music. You annoying faggot.
Oh no they've disturbed people posting the same old YouTube links and memes.
Shut the fuck up.
Because posting opinions and theories that have been done to death 15 years ago is so much better.
STAAAAAND BY FOR EXCITEEEEER
SAAAAALVATION IT'S HIS TASK
Because autistically listing every post and then complaining about discussion is even better.
CAPTURE OF HUMANITY
CONQUEROR OF ALL
HIDEOUS DESTRUCTOR
EVERY MAN SHALL FALL
In ancient times ... hundreds of years before the dawn of history ...
>unironically getting bootyblasted this much over a new relevant piece of media being discussed
cringe
>snow coming down outside
>fire going in the fireplace
>literally witting with a warm woolen blanket around me
>sipping hot chocolate with a splash of whisky in it
>listening to comfy doom
I have become the meme.
>witting
Sitting. I blame the whisky.
that’s cute babe
It's a good meme though, user.
is that a rake
metalcore and soi power metal
>Because it's on YouTube for $3
not in leaf land
based Varg calling Samoth a no good rat in his latest video
why does he fucking hate everyone
It's an ancient nordic neanderthal symbol for dry toilet
Well fuck this one is pretty good
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Closest youre gonna find are kids in ghostemans and suicideboys shirts
1. Many distanced themselves from him, which probably pissed him off
2. Varg has always been a bit of a buzzkill, watch the Old Funeral rehearsals
3. Narcissism/superiority complex
I think he likes Fenriz, though.
because he has a persecution complex
>that comment thread
lol
Hvis lyset tar oss or Filosofem hoodie?
Yes
He’s said that fenriz was the only person he liked, I think this is partially the reason why Fenriz has so many fans
He does come across and fun, likeable and easy to talk to
Probably wouldn’t call Varg out on his shit
Hvis Lyset Tar Oss every day of the week
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cringe bro
what is?
>watch the Old Funeral rehearsals
The one where everyone else is having a good time while he's leaning against a fucking wall the whole time? In a death metal band of all things
I wonder if there are any actual gig vids with Varg in from Old Funeral, I've only seen stuff from before and after the was in the band.
Get a long sleeve T-shirt instead.
He likes Fenriz because Fenriz still used his lyrics on Transilvanian Hunger and Panzerfaust instead of cutting ties. That being said it's impossible to dislike Fenriz because he's always been very careful not to get on anyone's bad side and the guy just loves metal.
>they reference manunkind before they go onstage
what the fuck
neither Dem Som is better
Just woke up and am making myself breakfast, good day lads! What are you blasting?
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>That being said it's impossible to dislike Fenriz because he's always been very careful not to get on anyone's bad side and the guy just loves metal.
dubs are right again, Fenriz just seems like a great lad and his radio shows are terrific.
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Good ol' scream bloody gore
Great choice, my favorite Death album because it's cheese galore in the best way possible.
MUTILATION
MUTILATION
MUTILATION
MUTILAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOON
ZOMBIE
RITH YOU AHWWWWWWLLLLLL
Based
SOMETHING NOT RIGHT IN THE MIND
SLICE YOUR THROAT FROM BEHIND
CREEP UP TO YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
STICK A BLADE DOWN IN DEEP
Emperor
Carpathian Forest
STAND UP STRAIGHT
STOMACH IN
SHOULDERS BACK
SOUND OFF
ANGRY
NEUROTIC
CATHOLICS
I have to write a 6 page essay on e-learning and a 2 page summary on how to monetize a web page
metal for this feel?
The absolute mad lord
What does Necrobutcher think of this scene? He didnt like people sharing the dead's dead pic
A N G E R Y
N E U R O T I C
C A T H O L I C S
Bursum
He doesn't care as long as he's making money off of it.
>necro is a sellout
fuck off
>ZOMBIE
>Not ZOMBEH
>ANGRY
>Not ANGERY
Anons, I am disappoint
Lern 2 red
Are there any good Norwegian or Danish death metal bands?
>Norwegian
Darkthrone's first album.
Seeing as a lot of black metal musicians were shitting on both the book and the movie I'm guessing he doesn't like the scene.
new bred
Molested from Norway and the entire Killtown scene + anyone involved from Denmark.
Fenriz also didn't snitch on him like everyone else did. Hellhammer didn't either.
If Necro & Hellhammer didn't want anything to do with it then they wouldn't have given permission to use multiple Mayhem songs in it
Varg = an unreliable source
based abbath
>I wonder if there are any actual gig vids with Varg in from Old Funeral
there is one. I'm too lazy but just look for it on youtube
>The one where everyone else is having a good time while he's leaning against a fucking wall the whole time? In a death metal band of all things
he hates death metal afaik, that's why he left old funeral in the first place
>some annoying autist who keeps committing crimes
>people get tired of his shit
wow, who would've thought
Immortal are based
I'm pretty sure that stuff is handled by record labels and such, not the individual musicians.
EARLY Venom doesn't suck.
most of the song was written by eurony so i think the family or the record has something to do
This
New Venom album sucked. I think Venom Inc. is okay though.
Messiah> Every other candlemass vocalist
you posted the wrong version
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just all of this bro