At a concert

You’re doing God’s work user

A five minute walk around a college campus will easily debunk this mate. Leave the basement for once.

Have you not noticed guys doing this too? At a concert you are expected to invade personal space. I've got to shows absolutely fucking reeking and gotten people's hair shoved in my mouth, touched every body part of thousands of people and you just have a giggle and move on.

BASED AF

(not true by the way)
white arthoes usually find blacks pretty repulsive

consumerism turns humans to animals, what else is new

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Everyone's just completely care free and enjoying themselves, and allowing everyone else to enjoy themselves. If that's animal, animals are sure as shit better off than us.

>guys who listen to Post Malone and 21 Savage
hey that's me

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now this is fucking based

cringe

I'm as "onions" as it gets and art hoes are the only ones who want to fuck me.

Stop undermining yourself you delusional twat. Youre a chad if art hoes fuck you. They only ever fuck chads or extremely narcissistic thrift store fashion models 9 times out of 10

found the guy the arthoes aren't fucking lol

ye my guy I believe you
and you're a fucking chad hahaha

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very based

She wants your coke.

I don't actually think of myself this way but I know many on this board would say I am. If you saw me in person, you probably wouldn't call me a Chad.

Art hoes like normalfags

????????????

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Yep, that's definitely the kind of predictictible abusive behavior perpetrated by conservaticuck Trumples.

>Youre a chad if art hoes fuck you.
lmao all the arthoes i know are unironically incels or date the most pathetic beta gamer guys

based, post updates

Really cool thread guys

>on tinder
>come across an arthoe
>ask her if she knows any good barbers
>she says "what"
>cringe so hard at her boring response that I pull a muscle in my neck
>close and delete the app and throw my phone away

fuck women

basedpilled

>abusive behavior
get a load of this pussy

lmao same senpai. slayed so much arthoe pussy, theyre great in bed.

do you only fuck them once or is it a continuing thing?

they don't use deodorant so it's best for a one time thing

based..

keep me posted

are you fucking fatties? normal people dont need deodorant to not smell like shit

Word, shows are the only time I can completely let loose

lol

samefag

samefag

>senpai
imagine being a weebshit in 2019

>he doesn't know about the filter

>tfw remembering one time at a house show, synthpop/italo-disco band was playing and i was drunk and dancing
>by no deliberate action on my part end up dancing a little with a 8/10 girl in a tight red dress who seemed a couple years older than me
>upstairs later she says "hey there" to me in an "i think you're cute" way
>feel wave of aspieness wash over me and i just say "hi" and go right out the front door to find my friends/social environment tethers smoking on the porch rather than stay and say anything else to her
>it's been a couple years and no one else has ever hit on me at a show again
I FUCKED UP

all of this is me, by the way

it's like you've never been to santa cruz

bump

so many fucking idiots who know nothing about women crammed into one thread. love it.

Show her your pepe collection

yikes

my first and only gf was an art hoe.
she was exactly what you would imagine of a person that listens to arctic monkeys, beach house, mgmt, superorganism and other indie shit.
psychedelic looking carpet on wall, baggy arthoe clothings from a thrift store, thin mint cigaretes, weird aromas, etc
and you know under all that makeup and clothing she was just a 6 on a sunny Sunday.
still better than sleeping alone, hugging pillow or fucking my hand tho

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Did you try talking to her like a functioning human being or are you jerking off to the memory of it rn

thank god i'm a homo

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>he has to use tinder to get a qt 2012 Yea Forums approved gf
I sincerely pity all of you

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Honestly I wish I was gay lol

art hoes don't age well, user. trust me. go for the middle of the pack good girl.

i’m bi but as far as men goes I’m mosty only attracted to their dicks, the cute boys I like are rare and of course the couple of genuine crushes I’ve had have been on straight ones... sigh

>on bumble
>match with qt
>she doesn't message back
>two weeks later, Valentines day she gets on bus
>sits right across from me
>looks at phone
>looks at me
>instantly rings bell and gets off

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>middle of the pack good girl.
those are arthoes though

god i need an arthoe gf i bet theyre into the dirtiest shit and fuck on the first date

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She's being an inconsiderate cunt. You don't fucking bump into people at concerts. Stay in your own space.

she's ugly

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hot

she said kiss me, you're beautiful

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how do i get an arthoe gf?

cringe but redpilled

You’re the type of guy who thinks any girl who talks to you likes you huh

>be me at deafheaven show
>cute girl in front of me checks me out and then starts grinding me with her back and ass
mfw I walk away

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imagine being this proud about being homosexual

he was at a deafheaven show, what do you expect

>"redpillling" died after trump was finally elected
>thinks it's still funny to talk about

cringe

She hates you

girls do this to me all the time

>at concert
>art hoe points her finger on my ankle
>slides it all the way up to my ass

best shit ever

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I'm a solid 6.9-7.7.

Art hoes go either way. if they're private schooled, they'll have some sloot phase and smoke cigs as soon as they're 18 and probably bang anything that they think will boost their own image.

then some are just into Chads or dudes who wear black Old Skools exclusively.

dunno, usually your Urban Outfitter half-basic half-wannabe trendy chick go after your 'alt dude.' they want those Converse/Docs to be validated.

>at a concert
>they start playing jazz
>it's too wide

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> go to a Jamie T show on his first tour back
> fairly attractive but not amazingly notable girl is in front of me, regularly swaying her hips in time with mine
> start paying more attention to a possible root than the songs I loved as a 14-18 year old
> song finishes, she opens her phone, lock screen is Bill Murray as Steve Zissou
> entry level arthoe confirmed
> I go "cool movie"
> "that's my dad. he just died."
> ???

then about 18 months later

> seeing Blur
> had been to the Hyde Park show months before where people were doing the traditional English lad thing, throwing cans around and having fun
> I try bringing that but it's Australia now so everyone is benign
> pretty pissed
> people looking at me like I'm a cunt
> chick keeps staring
> To The End starts playing and she just slides in right in front of me
> turns around, starts macking hardcore
> present my phone to her after the kiss, get number
> enjoy the rest of the gig alone
> text her after asking if she wants to come for a beer because my mates are getting the train home
> seen'd, no response

> Radiohead in Italy
> with gf
> two hot Italian girls who look about five years later both start dancing close me during the encore
> There There comes on, great rhythm, they're grinding on me to the drum rhythm
> one of them starts rubbing her hands on mine
> knob gets hard
> consider cucking my gf

???

???

Compared to that honey in your picture, most girls are! I don't need you to share her name with me, but I would appreciate her address!! Haha!

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I went to see George clanton at the catylist last night. Room was filled with arthoes the smell was what you would expect

>that's my dad

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she doesn't even know me, that bitch

cringe

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these women look like they fuck black men

>has to use tinder
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the girls you have to go out to meet are the exact same ones I’m /comfymatching/ from bed. More women than you think at least have an account. They flock to validation like numales to a Nintendo labo.

I think I have better luck with in person hookups than using tinder or maybe my profile sucks.

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samefag

(OP)
based

go back

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>Deftones concert
>big titty art-hoe dancing by and keeps on swinging on my neck like a monkey on a tree branch
>try not to make an eye contact with her

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bumping this based thread. we need more posts!

me btw

off yourself newfag

normie out

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>t. election faggot incels

based

bumping this thread like the arthoe bumped into op

The crowd keeps pushing her up from behind. Almost got squeezed to death while I was front row at the concert of an emo band of all things

Sucks living in a small to mid sized city

absolutely BASED

>at concert
>drunk arthoe right behind me being annoying as shit
>my favorite song comes on
>she starts singing it while messing up every other sentence.

Concerts are fucking gay