What does Yea Forums legit listen to when they have a girl over at their place?
What does Yea Forums legit listen to when they have a girl over at their place?
I have a playlist called turbopleb, it's full of stuff I like but is admittedly poppy, shit like Tame Impala, Beach House, Toro Y Moi, Neon Indian, Alvvays, and Washed Out usually does it
soul music is also p good if you're trying to come off as different, try some Shuggie Otis, Stevie Wonder or Curtis Mayfield
>girl over
psh yeah right
as if
...
>if you're trying to come off as different
cringe
nah he's based
ok enjoy not getting laid
also if the grill is an art hoe you can't go wrong with the cure usually
I never have girls in my place because I am afraid to abduct them and I don't like to bullshit with them to try to persuade them to give my penis a lick for hours on end. Easier to just jack off and not get stabbed while sleeping by the type of psychotic beeyotch who would like me.
The Velvet Underground
Phil Collins, The Smiths
They love it.
If you just want to stay friends, put on some early Genesis or any metal.
Please post it
Whatever the fuck I want.
lil peep
I just tell her to play whatever she likes and act like i like it
>If you just want to stay friends, put on some early Genesis
kek'd
this. based
portishead
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The Cure and the Smiths.
>Chuck Berry
Breakcore, and if she doesn't like it she can fakk aff
What the fuck is a geed?
>john maus is turbopleb
An individual operating outside of Greek life and not adhering to fraternity/sorority trends and lifestyles. A derivative of GDI ("God Damn Independent), "geed" is often used as a derogatory term by members of Greek life against others who are able to maintain a thriving social life without the burdens of the required conformity and monetary membership charges, whom they deem threatening.
>"Dude, look at that guy over at the bar. He's not even wearing a checkered shirt or salmon shorts. And where the hell are his boat shoes? Who even let him in? F***ing geed."
basically the playlist of the coffee shop I used to work at lol. "lite hipster"
I usually don't have girls over, last time I did I had mostly holiday jazz on for Christmas.
Better advice—Know the person you're inviting over.
Neofolk & Martial Industrial
Nothing turns girls on like POWER
what compels you to post images like this to music boards?
she is really cute. i just dont see why you couldnt have posted something funny, or music related, or nothing at all.
im pretty sure you can share playlists with a link on spotify. could you do that :) ill suck ur toe
I actually listen to soul so that. It's hard finding soul songs that aren't cringe though.
Girls fucking love this song: youtu.be
>Hey babe let's ya know, do what we planned
>yeah babe, babe put some music
>oooh this is slow and sexy i like it babe
>oh no babe I'm gonna YES YES YES
>STARLESS AAAAAAANDDDD BIBLE BLAAAAAAAAACK
putting on be apart by porches when a girl is over lol
this playlist is only applicable to one type of girl anyway
>I fake my music taste in order to attract girls
Is there something more pathetic?
pretty sure you can search playlists on spotify by name
Hiatus Kaiyote
Just ask her what music she likes like a normal person and adjust the songs you play to her taste
>The Smiths
This guy gets it
>spend hours over the course of several days curating a playlist for having girls over
>meticulously craft it to be relaxed, accessible, inoffensive but also not overly wallpaper-y
>you want it to be a good reflection of yourself and your eclectic tastes
>delete a lot of songs because you're afraid it came out too sensual
>playlist has been on your computer for 8 months and you still haven't had a girl over
ah yes youre just a normal person having a normal one i see!
doesn't matter i could put on sun ra and we're still gonna smash
Yeah, I once played their self titled and everyone at my house started to stare at me and my mom said "did the music break or something?
>implying it's about faking your taste and not about setting an atmosphere
my favourite music isn't music that any sane person wants to fuck to
incredibly based mein nigger
Bumping the SEXcore thread
yeah that's the point it's just vanilla enough to work but not without sacrificing all dignity
>he's not even sonically ~peacocking~
I put on some Grateful Dead then start slicing my arm and attacking her with a broadsword before busting all over the place
I don't know, if I were to show a girl the music I generally listen to I don't think they'd mind too much, but with ultra normies they have to be eased into it, hip-hop also works pretty well, girls tend to love frank ocean
This
>If you just want to stay friends, put on some early Genesis
or play counting out time, she'll want to fuck immediately
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Gamelan
I made the same face tryna read this shit holy Fuck
It depends on the girl. I always let them choose a song first, they usually just run out of ideas and let you pick something, there i just search for something similar.
pro tip. my bloody valentine + art hoes = victory. they love fucking to that
Merzbow
>she is really cute
I just found out today this song is an explicit slamming of a porn star for betraying her Muslim heritage by being independent and laughing at her for having her life threatened by ISIL and being disowned by her family. Somehow the only 12 seconds that could seem cute were used.
(Fuck who's watching)