Not a joke

she only shaves where she needs to. i guess shes too 'authentic' to shave everywhere.

Does she do anal?

i pretended i didnt know who she was. so she ended up telling me about herself. her ego is pretty high ngl

where's the proof chief

we STAN clairo chan here and we will let her know about this

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i wish

its cool if u let her know. im making sure to stay away from her at all costs cause is clairo really worth anything more then a one night stand?

uhh yeah??? she's an incredibly talented musician and intelligent young woman

I have a question, when did you realise you were gay

Did you eat the puss?

i didnt but i realized how straight she really is.

did she tell you about the black dick shes taken in her underage puss?

you havent met her.

no1 really cares

nah cause i already knew about it.

yeah we do
she's not underage she's in college
nah she's dumb as a brick
daddy carries her through everything
she's a joke in the boston music scene
ask her about max f.

;)

pics or didn't happen

its one thing to talk about it here but i wouldnt disrespect her privacy and take pics. thats just going too far.

where is the proof

i have literally no way to prove it, not like i was gonna take a vid or sum shit. you can disbelieve it if you want. it wont change the fact that i actually fucked clairo.

I kinda believe you OP

>i wouldnt disrespect her privacy and take pics
And this is how I know you're a virgin and you're just making this up.
if you actuallty been with a woman before you'll know that taking pics is awesome foreplay and it's actually a massive turn on for them. They feel beautiful, flattered, admired, like they look so fucking stunning you want a pic of that exact moment to fap later looking at it, even when that ofc is never said. They think you're dying for them when you do this, even if you actually don't. It's actually a crucial way to make a connection, even if it's a fake one / one night stand, they always fall for it

Grow up a pair "onions" boy and stop reading feminism trash on the internet.

How was it? Anything you'd like to tell us in particular? Good job man, I wouldn't have been able to pull it off.

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thanks aha. the reason i had to come here is cause i know highkey no one is gonna believe me haha

wow i literally took out a notebook and started taking notes thats so fucking cool dude

You're fucking hilarious bro'

we FUCKING stan clairo chan

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i mean she wasnt bad. i had to go up and talk to her first, i didnt plan on sleeping with her, i just wanted to see who she REALLY was like. she started to give off signs that she was into me so i just went "fuck it". thank u btw!!

i bet you get lAid like twice A year lol

Also op is totAlly bulshitting

believe whatever u wanna man

-OP

You used trips to defend a waifu in the most Reddit way possible; what a waste

You realize that's fake right?

was she a good lay? share deets man

well the main reason anyone does anything is as a sexual display, so i can't say i'm particularly surprised or find it that hard to believe

why do i kinda believe him

how was her dick

cause she's a whore

no we don't

OP is lying. IM THE ONE THAT HAD THE SEX WITH THE CLAIRO LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS AMAZING BROS

what's her ass like?

she looks like she fucks black men

oh wait...she does.

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i mean yeah bro she wasnt BAD but shit wasnt special. she was dirty tho

I was actually surprised when i learned she didnt have one LMAO

5/10

Faggot fuck off then

Woah for real, I just fucked her the day before

you really wanted to see her LMAO

literally who

cheers

ehh she wasnt THAT easy. im making it sound like less then it really was

What is her problem?

clairo fucking sucks if you want good music put on frankie cosmos

Seriously? A thread like this appears just after I happened to have a Clairo dream for the first time? I snuggled with her super tightly and she wanted me to keep scratching her, first her cheek and then the back of her neck, with intensity that must have made the experience at least semi-painful. Later on we travelled the streets of my hometown in a children's inflatable toy water boat. No fugs or dialogues were had, iirc.

It's impossible to tell whether this thread is for real or not, but anyway: what else than her career did you two talk about and in what way was she "dirty"?

thats not the point of any of this

You managed to be more autistic than OP who made up this entire thread

i dont wanna make u feel bad man dreams are dreams. when she brought up her lo fi aesthetic we started to talk about the new weezer music video. we also talked about odd future and coachella. when i say she was dirty she was just a bit more of a freak then youd expect

I was just surprised by the coincidence. I certainly wouldn't expect Clairo to be interesting irl.

Now for the actually "autistic" part: I've been planning on using my mental image of Smug Clairo as an inspiration for a side character in my fiction.

i mean she wasnt the most interesting. she was just kinda nice. she seemed really happy with her musical status but i felt like she really tried to push how authentic her music is when we all kno that isnt the truth.

>Yea Forums
>not an absolute virgin

yeah right lmao

yes it is
how the fuck can you like clairo
she’s a white bitch w brown hair
the only way to not find a girl like that is to close your eyes forever
i’m gonna beat to molly rankin now, a musician