ITT

what does her pussy taste like?

I could see this.

pitchfork will not give a 10 to anybody that wears a maga hat

based

black album

Weezer - Weezer [Black Album]
they have to now that he died

this poster's album

But they shat on in the basement over the hill when Elliot died

Kendrick

Based

Dear Tommy

black man's dick

Kendrick or earl, they’ve been building towards it. I could also see some mediocre yet ambitious project from a Laotian transsexual or something.

deaf grapes - pink floyd were an okay band (2019)

You're well acquainted with the taste of black man's dick, I see

For reference, here are albums that received 10s on initial release

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probably tylo be chillin

probably this guy

Him

>9 in 6 years
>1 in 17

does pitchfork even give 9s anymore? i feel like i never see them give an album a significant rating anymore

next death grips release

AOC's spoken word jazz fusion album.

probably some hiphop garbage

Big Black Shootaz - Killin da crackaz

Watered down Dunkin Doughnuts ice coffe

Was MBDTF the last one? I feel like the next ten is a long way off.

Nah I'm a minority so it will be mine

Yeah. This guy.

this guy. I've heard his demos, no way they're getting anything less than a ten

yes this is good praxis

VW is one of the last pitchfork bands still at all popular and after 3 perfect albums all it will take is a pretty good one to get pfork's dix hard (it's funny because dix is french for "ten")

it will be great co-branding for both of them

Big Black - Shootaz Killin da Crackaz

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They didn’t even give Harmony Hall Best New Track (even though it was incredibly deserving of it)

sardines

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skrewdriver remaster

Cupkakke or Trippie Redd's next album

youtube.com/watch?v=HoCTpmAHer8

Idk probably something from some dumb generic pop star like Cardi B or something

probably flying lotus next album, but it depends on which way he goes.

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The 2019 debut album by MatPat's wife Stephanie.

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I like his confidence. I'm betting $100 on this guy's album. If you believe in anons, then take my bet Nishimura Hiroyuki

Radiohead LP10

"A Gun in the Mouth of Every Pitchfork Writer" by a designated Yea Forums supergroup.

I don't care about Pitchfork.

hopefully

Pitchfork prolly won't give a 10 again, if they do it would have to be something sig-fucking-nificant. Like Jai Paul, or a kanye west produced indiepop/rock album with Thom Yorke crooning over it.

Jail Paul will get it if he ever fucking releases a full LP before he dies. Or he will die young and his demos will be rereleased and get a 10. Besides that I couldn't see anyone getting it from them unless Radiohead puts out something unbelievable, I think they've soured on kanye and thom Yorke

i could maybe see like frank ocean or someone. maybe jai paul like some people said
i'm excited for the shitstorm when mbdtf doesnt win aotd
they gave 1(?) last year iirc to yves tumor. they've gotten less brave w/ratings over time, more and more 7s.
i wish

They definitely have soured to Kanye, I agree. It would take something massive for him to get reviewed positively. In my opinion, pitchfork hella glossed over ye and kids see ghosts, especially the former, the utter dismissal of the record in the written review was really brutal.

They have to give AOTD to MBDTF, they built their brand in the 2010s around it. What would they give it to otherwise anyway? Invasion of privacy? DAMN?

im betting they give it to tpab

Tierra Whack prolly.

It's gonna be awhile. Until then the likely artist to get it are

Kanye West
Radiohead
Cardi B
Mount Eerie
Death Grapes

Playboi Carti - Whole Lotta Red

tame impala

I wish