I love metal! Converge, Mastodon, Isis, Agalloch, Deafheaven, Meshuggah, Gojira, Sleep, the list goes on

Nice taste

One day you're gonna drag your onions image folder to the recycle bin and wonder what the fuck you were doing

i ajck off into your mouth and you swallow my thick gooey sperm, thats right, thats whats happening. im saying youre gulping my thick cummies boy

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especially the dudes from Converge.

UUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF man i just tok the largest dump i have ever seen in my entire life *sniffff* mmmmmmmmmmm smelss liek you dear............ my dear..............

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>omg distortion!

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Wish this had dubs

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I know you're baiting, but some genre tourists unironically believe this

Agalloch is an actually good band and anyone who disagrees can go play with their assholes with a combat knife.

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>literally infertile for being a vegan
>won't give it up so he and his wife/gf/cuckqueen can have a kid
I'm revoking his man card, this is un fucking forgivable.

HAHAHAHAA YESSSSSS HE POSTED IT HOLY FUCK user YOU DID IT WOOOOOOOOO YEAAHHHHHH

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Who the fuck wants a kid

There is nothing wrong with any of these i dont get the meme

Does it make me reddit that i unironically like jesse cox ?

I don't, but can't speak for everyone else.

It's just shitposting leaking out of the /metal/ thread

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Calling things ‘reddit’ is just Yea Forums hivemind, like what you like. Who cares what a bunch of losers online think

newfag reddit migrant

It's almost friday night and you're here with us, while all of the Normies are making plans and about to go out for the night.

im a normie and im sick so im not going out

I’ve been lurking since 2011
I’m shitposting at work lol, sorry kiddie

>Normies are making plans and about to go out for the night.
are you? i'm sure you're not.

Why are metal heads so cringe?

No, there's a reason why I'm here.

all fantastic bands, try being less elitist op you'll probably enjoy more music.

poltards are scared of a fucking bean

I like deathcore and metalcore

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no I'm not dumb tumblrtard

Call these bands hipster metal of you want but none of those bands deserve to be grouped with The Mastodon Street Boys. And Meshuggah is indisputably a fantastic and important band.

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This. Agreed.

>They dont scream belligerently and gutterally
>its not black metal WAH WAH
>im an angry virgin.

>don't get the "you're not metal enough meme"
this is the way you can tell who doesn't like metal

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all those bands are gud

Those are not chad lmao

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Mastodon and Deafheaven may be lame hipstershit, but I don't really see the point of attacking Meshuggah and Gojira - they don't appeal to "söy" hipsters, their only fault is that they're really popular and almost mainstream. As for Converge, it just seems like metal elitists are weirdly butthurt about Converge getting critical praise, but I don't know metalheads who care about Converge, they're just considered a legend in the hardcore community. Similarly, it seems like the people who really care about Sleep are the alternative rock/stoner rock folks. I don't know anyone who listens to Isis, I'm pretty sure that's just for pasty autistic shut in soibois, so I'll give you that one.

God-tier:
>Heavy/NWOBHM
>Thrash
>Black
>Doom
Solid-tier:
>US Power
>80s German Power
>Speed
>Death/Doom
>Sludge
>Old School Death Metal
Mid-tier
>Folk/Viking/Pagan
>Gothic
>Grindcore
>Heavy Glam
>Medieval Folk
>Neoclassical
>Progressive
>Stoner
Low-tier:
>Drone Doom
>Flower
>Funeral Doom
>Groove
>Industrial
>Melodeath
>Symphonic
>Tech Death
Bottom-tier:
>Metalcore
>Brutal Death
>Slam Death
>"Alternative" Metal
False-tier:
>Nu
>Djent

What is the non onions options or counterparts to these bands then OP?

cool, thanks for sharing your opinion and posting a selfie

metalfags unironically prefer thrash, speed, power or doom metal, its cringe deluxe.

Thrash is the best metal. Power metal is terrible. Doom Metal is okay and isn't speed metal an archaic term at this point?