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judas priest sucks
American metal sucks
Mods are asleep, post trad metal
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deathrash
Heard the Raunchous Brothers are gigging again, is this true?
more like nu-male edition
it is now that you're here
I've listened to all the Sodom albums except for their first EP and Obsessed by Cruelty. Apparently, there's two different versions of the latter, so which one's better? I was going with the EP/Obsessed compilation, but I'm not sure.
>crossover edgelord /pol/tard metal
These guys suck complete dick, even Fueled by Fire pizza thrash is better.
You have 0 taste. If these guys are pizza thrash then literally all thrash is pizza thrash.
Listen to archspire, you fags
No, just bands that drop their debut album in 2016. Fuck off with that shit.
I'm gonna indulge and actually go over this fucking meme chart to see what I liked:
>Sunbather is good
>Never listened to Altar of plagues
>That's not one of liturgy's better albums
>Never listened to that thou album
>Never understood the hype for nails. I'll put in on every once in a while if I'm in the mood but it's not a daily spin for me
>Never listened to the body
>Batushka is gimmicky but I thought it was pleasant musically
>Boring, can't tell the difference between sword albums
>Also kinda boring, but beautifully done. Not a daily listen but not a bad album
>Can't remember this one
>This is a wanky album, I think nearly every other Mastodon album is better, including the hunter and once more
>Never heard it
>Over hyped but still good
>Sunn O))) is a meme. Low energy, probably only good live
>Don't like post metal
>This album and this band is really good and fuck anyone contrary enough to disagree
>Not a fan of thrash you Texas style music
>Boring and grating
>Never listened
>Never listened
>Again, not thinking this is well done is a meme opinion. I think I like ashes against the grain better and marrow of the spirit better tho
>Cool concept, but again post metal is boring
>Nightbringer do spooky evil black metal better I'm
>Meme theater's only good albums are Octavarium and Train of thought
>Yob is good, not my favorite type of metal but I respect it
>Never heard it
>Heartless is better
>Never heard it
>I like Det Som and Hvis lyset better but this is still a damn good album
>Eh
>I like WITTR but I get why people think they're soi
>Never listened
>This is good, but if I'm going to listen to progwank I'd rather listen to like periphery or something
>Meh, kinda meme
>Great album
>Can't remember if I've heard this Boris. They're albums are so all over the place it's kinda hit or miss for me
>Never listened
>This is fun
>Never listened
>I hate type o negative, cheesy goth metal is really not my thing. Carnivore was cool tho
Cont...
Holy shit
Alcest, Agalloch, Ne Obliviscaris, Opeth, The Ocean, I feel like I know you, you brilliant faglord
good recs, thanks
The Raunchous Brothers have been around since 1994 and released an EP mini album in 1997...... Soooooo... Uhh. Yeah.
EP's of shitty punk covers.
There's no punk covers on the EP just a Skrewdriver cover. But now the Raunchous Brothers hate punk and Skrewdriver anyway.
Cont'd. row 6
>Never listened
>Never listened
>Is this considered funeral doom? I haven't listened to it for years but I used to like it.
>Never listened
>Never heard this one. I do like le secret tho
>Never listened
>Never listened
>Good shit, converge is always good
>Didn't like, kinda cheesy I felt
>Never listened
>Dislike for the same reason I dislike insomnium
>Never listened
>Never listened
>I haven't heard this, but I used to like enslaved. I find them a bit boring now
>Primitive man is not enjoyable at all to me. To slow, and actually too dissonant in a way that even grindcore isn't. I don't like dopehead style sludge usually
>I know I've heard krallice before but they must not have been good since I don't remember what they sound like
>Overrated compared to the rest of their early discography (peace sells, countdown to extinction) but still a really well done record
>One of my favorites. Idk how people can think ghost is shit
>Too Avant garde. Kinda boring actually, I prefer brutality over technicality
>Great album, spirit crusher is the best song on the album. Painkiller cover is not good
>Never listened
>Fun wank, unlike gorguts
>Good album, I like dissection better for that kinda black tho
>Never listened
Chart is not that bad. There are some real stinkers but I don't think you could be faulted for enjoying much of those albums.
>But now
Posing.
>mfw Varg ends up cucking Euronymous, with Sky Ferreira
leave the hall
shut the fuck up
They're not posers. The Whipping Bastard was good friends with Seth Putnam and Sickie from the Mentors. They only did punk covers cuz former members who haven't been in the band since the 90s liked punk. Bastard is strongly anti punk.
>reddit comebacks
They hate punk so now they play crossover.
t. nu-male
t. Twitter nigger
HMDF doesn't sound like crossover at all... If anything it sounds like Sodom but with Mentors-y lyrics. S.O.D. at best, the Raunchous Brothers hate DRI and especially modern shit like Municipal Waste.
you're the one posting teen dramas
What's wrong with teens, are you some kind of homo?
>Mentors-y lyrics. S.O.D.
Trash.
so now that the dust has settled, can we all agree this is the pinnacle of metal?
Now you have proved that you're a fag. Please go back to listening to Neckbeard Deathcamp or whatever.
if you're a nu-male
do they talk about varg being rich and his brother owning a hundred million dollar company
Too many "never listened to"s to be considered a valid opinion. Fuck off pleb
The only thing that is mentioned is that Varg's mother will fund his debut album so Euronymous can print it. The best part is the montage of Varg fucking a bunch of pornstars (I'm not making this up).
lmao varg was a degenerate
Go listen to this you hacks
But that doesn't look good, user. Sell me on it and I might.
it's really good
>9gag meme
heh...you're pretty good, kid
ONLY NU IS REALLLll!!
looks like atmosoi
Post links
Hey it's pretty cool from the first random track on the youtubes
>bolt thrower sucks
~Cha!
OOO WA A A A
NEW DEVY FAGGOTS
>decide to check out some nu-Darkthrone
>load up pic related
>sounds like Judas Priest meets Bathory
>all these clean vocals
I don't even hate it but after only hearing their debut up to Panzerfaust for the longest time this is so fucking weird. I guess it makes sense knowing what kind of music they actually listen to.
This guy's lulsorandom schtick got old about 5 minutes after he started doing it...
>Nocturno Culto!
>guitar solo starts
what the fuck ahahaha
You do know that all punk is not some communist garbage, The Raunchous Brothers would fit under the "hatecore" style together with Anal Cunt, Johnny Cohen And The New Age Nazis, Rupture, Netjajev SS, Antiseen and other non nazi but very anti p.c punk bands. Some people even think that The Mentors is some right wing stuff when it's not, quite the opposite actually. Point is Raunchous Brothers is not what you think it is.
Pic related.
This general as finally hit rock bottom
indeed, now that you are here
>friends are actually watching lords of chaos in cinemas
>get sleep paralysis
>hear Portal x1000
What is some metal that sounds like sleep paralysis? I’ve never encountered music that sounds as massive, intense, and evil as sleep paralysis.
>Judas Priest meets ratlord
Sounds bretty good
Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath was inspired by sleep paralysis
Neat
Abigor's first three albums were god tier, prove me wrong.
CLOUDED
BY THE BLISS OBSCURA
Where are all the spurdo edits
American BM is all fake surface level shit, same way they do everything
They don't have COLD SOUL
Is that actually in the movie? What a disgrace
THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLES BLASTING AT THIS MOMENT (if not at this moment then the last thing you blasted)
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Weirdly that was the only url that Yea Forums let me post. Tried posting smarturl but it wouldn't let me
I do that rather well... Don't you think?
not specifically this song but this album
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>judging by cover art.
Ew. No but it's a really good blackened thrash/death album made by people who actually know what they're doing
>now I feel it coming back again like a rolling thunder chasing the wind
Albums for this feel?
some black guy from Indiana apparently
techno drum warning
darkenedspawn.bandcamp.com
>someone bought my demo
I guess stupid mofos will support any new music that comes out but damn what a confidence boost, went and bought 3 wienerbrods (danish pastry for non-master race) to celebrate
Do you guys like sylosis?
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Today's new releases, lads
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Oi wey, Lords of Chaos is on torrents
Malefic
the absolute state of prog metal in 2019
Lords of Gayos
whats some phat ozzie grind
lookin 4 more shit like this
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ok but is it just a shitty camrip or something?
Any cool atmospheric metal like Agalloch and Woods of Ypres? Im digging that kind of sound.
No it's a web rip
damn thats my edit
sick
Tony Banks
I didn't know Darkthrone did a song in Swedish
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Lords of Gyaos
have some of the finest there is
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I'd go with the compilation, but feel like the EP is a bit tighter. ZnöWhite rules btw.
Leave no cross unturned is a great track
>>I hate type o negative, cheesy goth metal is really not my thing. Carnivore was cool tho
i also loved carnivore but i do recommend slow deep and hard, at least its material from late carnivore like 87-88
der untermensch and xero tolerance were definetly gonna be carnivore songs if there was a third album
people who watch lords of chaos only to bitch how terrible it is because they already know how much of a fuck it is are pathetic to say the least
Yeah it really is, I fucking love how unashamedly metal the whole album is.
Aye, it's probably my favorite Darkthrone album past Total Death.
Welcome to Yea Forums, where 4chandroids endlessly consume what they hate and then cringeplain about it. In fact, I'm whingesplaining as you read this. Thank g** they're making Yea Forums accounts so the website will die.
Holy based and kaijupilled
>they're making Yea Forums accounts so the website will die.
two things, it already died a couple of years back and that's clearly visible and it'll never be completely dead since there are vast amounts of dope fiends that are addicted to it and will consume anything gookmoot throws at them.
People getting mad that a fucking pseudo-fictional movie isn't accurate are genuinely stupid.
this is legit great
not only that but masturbating yourself while you shit on anything ad nauseam these days is quite trendy so do expect numerous videos that are a couple of hours long on the topic that will surely find their way here
Yeah youtube is awful in general. Why can't people just have fun for once?
Beats me.
NECRO PEDO DHILT RULES!!!
and so it begins
No. I LOVE Sylosis. Josh is king of the outro riff.
Don't like this track, so I'll pass.
new devin townsend song dropped
God damn I hate this guy, his whole gimmick is just being "le epic" and lulsorandom. The music sucks dick.
i want to get pegged listening to nu-male tho desu
Bros, gimme an fast album to blast in my car. No gay shit please.
his music is getting progressively worse
He made incredible metal and his first few non metal albums like accelerated evolution were really really good
but he just dumps too much gay shit into the track.
just don't kill yourself
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age comes for us all user
Post funeral doom
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>anime titties
good day so far
Any Fu Manchu album.
I DONT NEED NO DOCTOR, I DONT NEED NO PRIEST, ALL I NEED IS MY BABY GIRL TO BRING IT ON HOME TO ME
we need more disgusting black thrash albums that are just swears for album titles
Glammed trad gang
I dont believe that.
metallica put out spit out the bone last year as a prank
Wasn't Spit Out The Bone on Hardwired?
aye, need more of those madcunt vocals for sure.
that album's first third is decent, but that's it. spit out the bone blows, so does their "tribute" to lemmy (which they should be embarrassed for tbqh) they suffer from make-every-song-8-plus-minutes-itis, like every other band from the 80s.
>I thought you were true Norwegian black metal
Yeah if anyone chooses to take it too seriously are fucking dumb.
dont worry the new tool album will save the genre
:)))))))))))))
YOU'VE STARED AT THE ABYSS
YOU'LL NEVER REST IN PEACE
this and we live are underrated albums
it's no cmf or dopethrone but it's solid doom
Not to mention the first like, 5 years are skipped over in the first 20 minutes and all the other shit like Varg fucking a billion hoes in his apartment.
Honestly it's just a fun movie making fun of what a bunch of edgelords metal kids are. Nothing to write home or freak out about. People are just reactionary babies in a reactionary world.
It`s legit, here Sky`s boobs for proof
>Shut the fuck up
>But keep giving it (You)'s
If you cry loud enough, maybe I'll stop fucking your dad. Maybe.
Man does this show look fucking sick
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Nah man, it`s a good friday night comedy. Varg is a vegan & gets lots of pussy in the movie.
What are your favorite records so far from 2019?
How do I get a girl to do this with me?
Rate my Varg
It's ok, seems like a step away from Z2 and Transcendence in the right way.
Still wish he's start writing riffs again instead of treating the guitar like a background instrument, and fucking chill out with the choirs.
NECRO PEDO DHILT RULES
only the most evil drinks for varg
>>search thread for Candlemass > 0 results
New album dropped today and no ones talking about it?
Listened it once. Few good songs, as a whole pretty mediocre.
Have to give it a few more spins
It's okay
It doesn't have the epic doom qualities of the old records though, which is disappointing
Ok faggits if I don't see at least 10 spice new maymays within 5 hours from that Jews of Chaos movie flick I'm going to be really disapointed.
Alright here's Attila
ayy. I'm like 3 min into the movie and oh boy, I wish I was already drunk.
>here's your Hellhammer for the evening
I never knew Sigur Ros can play black metal
I actually enjoyed it, but this was a weird choice musically
Checked and agreed
It was a fun popcorn movie that showed how so much of this mysterious and nefarious mythos was just edgelord teenagers being edgelord teenagers. People getting angry that it wasn't jerking off the old guard of black metal are just delusional
It's moreso people being mad that it portrays Varg as a crazy weirdo
Desu I thought his casting and writing for great
Chubby autist who gets way too into the LARP of black metal? Isn't that basically who he is?
I don't think real Varg was chubby but the actor was okay. I didn't like the casting but that's only because I knew what the people look like for real.
Watch Until the Light Takes Us if you haven't already. I don't think Varg was a larper, I think that he honestly meant what he said and was very aware of his actions.
you know it's possible for someone to be a LARPer and also be batshit, right?
Yeah, but I think he's neither of those.
whatever you say, retard
I've seen it, and I do think he 100% believes in what he says
But I think the way Lords of Chaos presents him, as someone who takes all the edgy comments from Euro as gospel, is also spot on
Pretty good spork metal
lmao was varg always this sexual degenerate? he acts like none of this happened now
the point was that he makes up some dumb shit and pretends it's a real true nordic legend, just pointing out he's always been a pathologic lying larper
>be young and in prison
>wanna fuck but nothing to fuck except men
>don't like men
>make sexual joke because getting pusy is an important concept when you're ~20
Yep, totally batshit insane poser larper faker, it's obvious r-right?
He's probably on the spectrum, unironically.
read the second question answer you absolute fucking retard
nah it's you that sucks nigga
m8 are you pulling my leg here?
Yeah, I've seen that vid Varg made being pissed of at the movie and I thought of watching it just for the lols, but I think I'll postpone that until I can do that with my bro. We haven't gotten smashed in a while and this sounds like the perfect movie for it.
aren't the post rock or something? weird.
this album made me grow a fedora
they have some electronic stuff in the film so if you thought they were gonna be blasting Funeral Fog during the ol stabbing you'll be disappointed
kinda fitting since euro was huge on krautrock and shit
yup he has a Tangerine Dream record on in one scene!
now that's a lie and you know it
you got another thing coming
love old footage like this
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sort of agree but pic related is better
>Mods are asleep
How is that reddit?
omg this is amazing
i love painkiller but it didn't influence shit and it didn't make something new
>deletes Feeling Free Again
Ahhh, perfect.
>never listened
why the fuck should we value your shit list when you haven't listened to half of the fucking content?
y murmuure considered nu-metal, that shit is fucking solid lo-fi spooky industrial with a tiny bit of guitar in it.
>y murmuure considered nu-metal, that shit is fucking solid lo-fi spooky industrial with a tiny bit of guitar in it.
if you like anything at all I don't you're a nu male by default
>pinnacle of fucking METAL
>post album filled with rifflets and 3 good songs
THROUGH THE JUNGLE BY THE RIVER STYX
I'VE JOURNEYED LONG AND FAR THIS DAY
That's not really a controversial opinion, IIRC the band was pushed by the label and didn't want it on there either.
its more the metal than the nu-male that confuses me actually
I could honestly imagine contrarians defending it though, especially hair/glam enthusiasts.
I guess, yeah, but the point is that they're contrarians. It's pretty much the only flaw on the album in my opinion and I imagine many others.
Post weeks.
+Abigor and Sadistik Exekution
Have you heard of Ustalost by any chance?
Nice Vehemence and Funereal Presence my dude. If bm is this consistent throughout the year, this might be one of the best years for metal in a while.
+King Crimson, The Chasm and Dissection
Listen to Sulphur Aeon and Obskuritatem.
>Ustalost
"Mid-paced black metal with use of ethereal synths"
I'll give that a go. Sounds interesting.
It's a neat album and the bass is quite noticeable, which you don't see often in black so I'd definitely recommend it.
Not big on Sulphur Aeon, but I'll check out the other band
Man, I was really expecting to hate Lords of Chaos, but it's much better than I thought.
haven't actually listened to much metal this week, but it is what it is
++ Obsequiae, Deströyer 666, Nocturnal, Sadistik Exekution, Cult of Eibon
+ Véhémence, Funereal Presence, Necrot
- Rotting Christ
++ Incantation, early Gorguts, good Death Grips releases, Sadistik Exekution, Napalm Death
+ Sentenced, Abigor
- Opeth
++ The Chasm, Mingus, Slough Feg
+ Yes, Dissection
- Riverside, non-demo Cynic
++ Necrophobic, Cancer, Denzel Curry
+ Fimbulwinter, Burzum, Electric Wizard
- Dethklok, ever listening to Bones when Bladee exists, Suicideboys
++ Christian Death, Bethlehem
Don't have much to say about yours, sorry.
Massive chart of my own, and that's just since Wednesday. Didn't wanna make it even larger since it's probably already too big for people to read it
Does anyone else think Tony Martin is underappreciated? He’s always forgotten about as the third of the 3 main singers of Black Sabbath and he’s as good as Dio and Ozzy.
Does anyone have more like this? I really like this style of vocals. Really angry and all over the place without being full on standard black metal screaming.
Cobalt is another band like this. Anaal Nathrakh's first album also works.
just wanted to say that demolition hammer sucks balls
thanks
see
Tang Dynasty, they’re a solid early Chinese metal band
It's much better than Dactylis Glomerata.
>it corrected the url to basedbeans
my sides
first day here from reddit?
yep
hey fukk u buddy
I have the madcunt core chart before anyone posts it btw.
I like Tyr, haven't really given The Eternal Idol a good listen, and I've tried Headless Cross a couple of times but it never does much for me. It's like every song drags on too much and the riffs aren't good enough to warrant it.
>basedbeans
nice
I really like that Snöbollskrieg is on there
Headless Cross is probably one of my favorite Sabbath albums and favorite albums ever, and it’s got some of Iommi’s best solos in imo. Really Martin’s only bad Sabbath album was Forbidden.
What is some good metal to listen while working on Excel?
essential nu-male metal
I'll give it another honest try. Usually I really enjoy the title track and then my mind just starts to wander and I eventually start listening to something else halfway through the album.
Kill in the Spirit World has a cool solo, and Black Wing is a cool one too.
that one Leichengott track on their split with Todesweihe
most of this shit seems good, - TBDM. Check out Bloodbath's Toxic Death EP and The Furor, also Witch Vomit if you haven't already.
Why is the painkiller cover considered bad?
>Varg says he's going to ignore Lords of Chaos
>already made a trillion videos complaining about it
Why is he such a whore?
>Why is he such a whore?
His ego is enormous and he likes being sucked off by his subscribers.
Figured they'd be the complaint I'd get on my chart, hah. I have a soft spot for them but I agree that they're far from infallible. Witch Vomit are great, not huge on the LP personally, good recs otherwise.
I know what you mean, it's the same with me and Opeth.
I like Opeth’s new shit but I wish they’d return to the dichotomous heavy and light sounds
I don't like them past Still Life, but I've only heard Sorcerer and need to through the rest of their output after Blackwater Park to see what all the fuss is about. I'd also like to see them come back to the sound they had on their earlier shit, particularly on MAYH because I think that's their best one.
Contrarians, duh.
the first two definitely
Their first two are their weakest if we're talking about the shit they made up to Channeling the Quintessence of Satan. Satanized was okay, then they killed it with Fractal Possession and it's been downhill ever since, though that last album they did recently was rather solid.
>though that last album they did recently was rather solid
based. Hollenzwang is a breddy gud album.
Aye, but I'm still pissed about the new version of Quintessence. It sounds fucking awful and I know I can just listen to the old one and ignore it, but why the fuck would they do that is beyond my comprehension.
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>"Euronymous was a closet homosexual"
Well duh, if he wanted to be anti-christianism he had to go all in and suck it up
Why does this album get hate?
What the fuck are you faggots blasting?
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It doesn't.
by who?
pretty good, not insane but it ain't sucking yet either
Remaster is better than the original release btw
PLANET'S DEVASTATED
MANKIND'S ON ITS KNEES
I've never seen it get hate except from retards who think synths doesn't belong in metal
black metal fuckers -
It's on the nu-male chart isn't it?
It's a bait and you fell for it.
>being this new
what bass should i get?
go to that guitar general Yea Forums has, it's probably a better place to ask
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this guy highs sound nice
thank you
Any time.
who cares there's loads of good albums on that chart
So is Rust In Piece
>Mustaine, king boomer, on an onionboy list
This is the only one that doesn't make sense to me
Over processed deathcore vocals don't sound good
He's a coreshitter, don't expect good opinions
Pretty sure that's the point... Dave's screeching is pure s*y-repellent.
give me some bassy black metal
Ustalost and Necromantia
is that from the new how to train your dragon movie?
>that album cover
>I still decided to listen to it.
I still don't know why I do this kind of thing to myself.
I DON'T BELIEEEVE IN LOVE
>not enjoying good dark ambient made by Fenriz
I'M GOING THROUGH
CHANGES
I'm talking about the flower album, the one I'm blasting.
For a second I thought you meant a good album.
nice, thanks
Thanks for reminding me that I need to listen to this shit, been delaying it for a year now.
Shit, my bad dude.
>Shit, my bad dude.
No worries haha, my post was unclear.
FOR WE ARE DRAPED IN THE SHADOWS UNTIL THE NIGHT OF THE RISING UNHOLY THREE
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+sadistik exekution
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++ nd peel sessions
+whiplash
+sodom
+mortem
+frightmare
+sadus
+cancer
Dig most of it, but thumbs up for Human Waste and For Victory...
Have you ever heard of Acme?
nope
Check it out
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Try Minenfeld.
I'm ++ Carnivore, Death Toll 80K, Repulsion, Insect Warfare, Bolt Thrower, Brujeria, Excruciating Terror, Suffocation, Artillery
+ Napalm Death, Cannibal Corpse, Master, Type O Negative
- Suicidal Tendencies
>- Suicidal Tendencies
t. didn't have his pepsi
Kek
I just think there's better crossover
still the GOAT
wrong Incubus
Ibanez Destroyer
t. Ibanez Destroyer owner
jewish/10
Thoughts on the new Dream Theater album?
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it sounds like dream theater
>revamped bandcamp tag pages
It does look like him though
They did a surprisingly good job on everyone except Varg
>Necromantia
this is pure bass wtf
And it's great!
I dig it
Their second album Scarlet Witch something also has a THICK bass, but I think they also incorporated guitars in it and it's also a great album, so check it out after you're finished with Crossing.
new thread bois
309
310
thanks