Rockstars

why do they have such bad taste in women? John could have had anyone and he chose Yoko. Kurt could have had anyone and he chose Courtney.

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Frontal pic, btw

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egg

What a small dick.

You ask, we deliver

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Rockstars have a soul. When they look for a partner in life, they look at the size of her soul and not the size of her ass.

it's literally average

Why was other thread deleted?

lol, denial

>Yoko Ono
>soul

Yoko > Courtney desu

not saying much lol

amen sis!! CanIGetAnAmen?!!

OP pic is shooped, this is original

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Yoko was probably more fun to beat

how are you supposed to spank someone with no ass

fuck i didn't notice bowie from the other angle

I like Sebastian Bach's wife

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Kek

She was fuckin sexy

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from looking at it compared to his height it looks about 10cm there, and certainly more considering the pubes covering up a bit, which for flaccid is pretty good so long as he's a bit of a grower

she has a bigger jaw than kurt (who already has a chad jaw), and a potato nose. meanwhile he was extremely good looking, decently charismatic, and one of the biggest rockstars in the world.

By punching her face

Literally no ass.

John chose yoko because she fulfilled him on an artistic level. and also she was cool and let him fuck other asian chicks on the side.

Kurt was a clear neurotic onions boy left tard, and Courtney was a clear psycho, and she just took control of him

look at dem right cheek lmao

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Because they don't go "shopping" for women or wives. Maybe if they had the internet and could scroll or swipe through 100s of women, sure. But back when they were living it's just who they ran into and when and chance meetings strangely enough.

Both met their wives somewhat by chance and a relationship developed from there. They were busy and famous so they weren't taking excess time to "find the right match". Whatever came along, that's what they went with. It's the non-neurotic style of finding a partner. They just went with it

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Flat butt ewwwwwww johns got more junk in the trunk than yoko

He was a manlet though

who need an ass when you get a face shape like that

KOTH wasn't memeing

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I hope this becomes a meme

Kinda looks like Rigby’s ass in that one episode of regular show

barely, being 5'9 is pretty irrelevant compared to the other factors

Not all of them user

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And Linda McCartney wasn’t a supermodel.

Ringo married a James Bond girl, that lucky bastard !

George had good taste in women, Clapton agrees.

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any clearer pics of yoko's big nipples?

hank hill lookin ass...

most musicians are

>when you have a better ass than your wife

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kek

John literally had a thiccer ass than Yoko lmfao

literally the most based man of all time

>Captain CHAD of the HMS COLONIZED reporting for duty, sir!

have unironically wanked over that picture

You know what they say about guys with big noses.

>In January 1975, he agreed to meet Ono, who claimed to have found a cure for smoking. After the meeting, he failed to return home or call Pang. When Pang telephoned the next day, Ono told her that Lennon was unavailable because he was exhausted after a hypnotherapy session. Two days later, Lennon reappeared at a joint dental appointment; he was stupefied and confused to such an extent that Pang believed he had been brainwashed. Lennon told Pang that his separation from Ono was now over, although Ono would allow him to continue seeing her as his mistress.[188]
wow ono was a cuck

ONO NO NONO

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is that hank hill?

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god i love that show

there is no feature less attractive on a woman than hjaving literally negative ass

asian women... worst asses in the world

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Yoko and Courtney were both extremely hot, you fucking retard. Infinitely hotter than their husbands. And also better musicians.

>And also better musicians.
kek

Drop the last line, and it would have been believable.
Now its way too obvious bait.
Maybe you will learn one day.