I'm back baby

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based and redpilled

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Get cheese gratered

Get sledge hammered

Get head petted

get petted or die trying

Sledge hammer meet gremo

Get stone pelted

Gremo selling sexbots now i hear, with military surplus drone AI and over 7 different holes according to the website

I ordered a gremo sexbot, it arrived in 30 seconds and destroyed my bunker. 4/5 stars - verified purchase

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the Stolen Identity Whore (SIW) saved my life

ba-dap, boo'd up

hyperplastic mucus-secreting goblet cells

Day 4 - the door expedition is back on. I have freed myself from molecular bonding with the door by using velcro and fishhooks in some way or another. I find myself in a dark steamy chamber. I can hear the crying of a baby. Hissing sounds as if water hitting hot coals. The smell of fried meat and gelatinous sea creatures.

ah so you just went back to your own basement. haha bait and switch joke lol . . . ok carry on :)

still subscribed but did not click bell icon.

Day 5 - Spent an entire day doing nothing and not moving, apart from eating my soup, which whas minestrione with croutons. Very nice soup, I enjoyed it immensely. I am now using the empty soup can as a platfrom to stand with one foot slightly raised. i feel that this stance gives me more fortitude and a better appearance, despite being pitch black and there being no evidence of any other person here, apart from a baby somewhere. I am considering my next move while continuing the stance.

Day 6 - I decided to move from my stance and walk forward and see what happens. I immediately fell into a pit with spikes in the bottom and became fatally impaled. This whole thing was some sort of scam, and now I am dying horribly. If only I had maintained my lack of interest in the mysterious door. Now all that remains is to leave this final message, that no one will ever see because it's dark as fuck. What a waste of time.

unsubbed

an ode to the dispassionate.

day 7 baby day fucking d7!!

im baby back ribs

*shouts sage rampantly like a moron*

>baby day fucking
these threads are reprehensible

I aint no hollow back girl

i put the styrofoam bowl in the plastic baggie

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same

*styrofoam bowl snaps in half as you try to squeeze it into the plastic bag*

yeah i could see that happening

such is the art of the bowl&bag

Custom made precision machined titanium alloy bowl for me, dropped low and dirty, overcharged and internally combed + rubberized flanges for grip. Cal me an elitist but this bowl is the shit

but at the end of the day it's all stuffed in a burlap sack - -- --

tatty old tater bag

SMARLEX PAPE NOw

burlap is BACK

many penis

I don't normally save a pape that bright bro.... not big on a brite papes to be honest bro...

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->this bagger doesnt even know about the sublime juxtaposition of modern bowl engineering perfection and the simple rustic sack

o me likey

THE LIGHT THEME PILL

: 3

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dark papes

light paopes

billy nopapes

maximum fuckin filesize limit ass bullsuit

clearly this board is not suited for pape postin.... but if anyone got some animy smut instead I am down....

The Dubstep Strangler

pistachio green PISTACHIO GREEN PISTACHIO GREEN

we're in a dark papes zone friends

the classic

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thinking of having a nice pape turned into a canvas print and wallhanging it, wack or nay?

the dope

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and the ugly

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is that vista?

speaker boom
speaker pound
mind starts wandering walls came tumblin down

zoomers don't remember xp silver theme????
zoomers don't remember xp silver theme.,..........

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still reppin XP olive

i remembered the start button more square but clearly the problem was i had forgotten how the vista start button looked. vista actually looked pretty good

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vista possibly best looking windows tbh

Looks about the same as 7

crapware that turn ur desktop in2 3d rotatable cube? yep

the taskbar bar is chunkier though.

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spinning shiny clock screensaver is all you need in the screensaver department

my xscreensaver of choice youtube.com/watch?v=O_b5UWhv49w

for me it's the maze youtube.com/watch?v=oRL5durPleI

the asshole climbing simulator youtu.be/mpCRbi3jkuc

based and 95pilled

i think i might have seen it on a windows 98 though
here's another classic youtube.com/watch?v=MKqrLGFoK9E

it came with both 95 and 98 tbh fam

i know that's why i guessed it was on 98 because i don't think i have ever used a machine with 95 on it

>i don't think i have ever used a machine with 95
intredasting

sorry monkey man but not all of us here have reached triple digit age yet

ah the exuberance of youth, how i miss it

;)

insight
foresight
more sight
the clock on the wall reads a quarter past midnight

youtube.com/watch?v=Yl_UeboZ1tE
gay as fucktune

ENTERING
NUCLEAR PLANT

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You are here

I didn't ``get'' why her name being Eri Oka was supposed to be funny and the main character didn't either

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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hi

no

yes

Are you sure about that?

i deny it

thank you for being my friend

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u mah fwen baby boi :DDDD

i deny it again

mic check mic check one two three

I recognize the legitimate existence of our friendship (between you & me)

Really because when I look through my collection of pictures I can't find anything valuable that you've ever posted

The chicken nuggy is worth more than your pitiful excuse of a meme

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true story, bout 15 years ago, monkey man went down to florida with his family, his whole wonderful immediate family, for a beautiful vacation, despite some alarming health news that had just broken. but they stuck with it, they said, we're a family, we're the building block of society, so you know what? we go on vacation anyway. and so they did... and they went to disney's port orleans resort in florida, a resort that i also have memories of! can u believe it!

but so anyway monkey man & fam are in port orleans florida & something in monkey mans brain did not sit rite. i mean, could you blame him, what with the alarming health news and all? at such a tender age of early 20s? pshhh... but he didn't just take it hard -- he took it OUT... on his WHOLE family. he was the biggest buzzkill dipshit that you could ever be, to his parents, who just received this awful news, and his brother, who probably has a story or two to share about it as well. so imagine that, treating people , the people that made you , people that have just told you that they are potentially dying , like shit. we can only guess exactly how the behavior manifested.

so what ended up happening, is monkey man lost one of those parents not too long afterwards. afterwards, great all-left-hand word. irregardless, he lives with this memory, to this day, of holding his emotions hostage, finding the perfect way to sabotage every moment, those fateful few days in disney's port orleans florida. so yeah. it's truly disgusting, honestly, i could not imagine being that psychotic. i am called disgusting for some no holds barred trash talk on an anonymous forum but just remember monkey man treated his dying parent like shit, knowingly, on one of the final full family vacations that they ever had together.

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who the heck is this monkey man anyway

Newfoundland
Berlin
Tunisia

I wanted to do a critical analysis of one of the most underrated s4s memes, "Introducing" .
Why is it underrated? There is so much here to discuss, but let's go through the basics.

1. The Title:
The name of this meme is "Introducing" . This serves two purposes. On the surface, it suggests that the meme is being presented as something new.
The second purpose of the title is meta. Because the title of the meme itself is "Introducing", we are constantly subjected to an introduction every time it is posted. Yet with repetition, we are left wondering, "Have we been introduced yet? What is this asshole waiting for? Is THIS the meme that is being introduced?" But the meta part here is that the title is a satire of the way in which people present their new memes. It is as if, by saying that we "introduce" memes, we are thus showing them off, or something along those lines. But memes are special because of their repetition, and no one really remembers where they begin. Something memorable doesn't need a fancy introduction, it merely needs to be served straight up, over and over again like we're dogs waiting for our lamb and beef. The "Introducing" meme makes this point clear, while also poking fun at the people who think good memes need introduction.

2: The Image
Once again, there is a dual purpose here. Yes, it is a monkey who appears to be saying "introducing" as we might read from the shape of his/her lips.
However, there is also some doubt as to whether or not this is really the case. Monkeys cannot talk. So is the monkey the meme? Is someone introducing the monkey, rather than it being the monkey introducing someone/thing else? There is no clear answer here.

3. The Message
Ultimately, the message is unclear. And Introducing proves that this is just AOk. It proves that meme-making is at its heart a simple endeavor, and we should all just have fun with it, rather than try to create the next big thing.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

it's me, and everything you hear about me is true
i'm an awful, awful person, and i killed my poor momma

someone should take a shovel to the back of my hamhock

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this webm has melted my icy heart

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fookin love this one

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lal

Just blew my own mind. Consider the abilty we have to visualize things in the mind's eye. To imagine, and write stories, and characters and worlds. Now imagine some THING that can do that, but much much more. To the extent that the worlds and creatures and events it visualizes, take on a life of their own and act independently, within a sustaining system of rules and such. For want of a better word, that THING would be a GOD to the beings that existed wihtin it's mind.

thang q :3

shoot em full o holes
fill em full o lead

That basically the premise of Hinduism

Timr to start shitting in the street then

damn this literally represrnts my life haha

LOLE!

day four comminup....

manhi mane .. . . . . . .mr man of the manor mane .. . . .. . does ur dad take a interest in writing too ? ? ?? bro ? ? ? ? cause im about to jus buy the guy's book since u taking so long! but is it his? does he write? self publish? pls replie thx

bout to buy this dude's dad's book . . .

on other planets , in other news - -- - - just -- - - ELSEWHERE is what ims ayin - - -- - g -- - - -- - -- - - ......~trails off
toon smut? ne1 ? ? ? ? pls toon smut pls

i will sell you my book no scam involved

dontcha kno thatcha gettin whatcha puttin in tha gro • o • ound

[Intro]
wut, WUT? wut, WUT? WUT? WUT?

HALO ONE OOAOAOAOAOAUT OH MY FUCKING GUAUAOAOAOAOAOAUGHDE

gremo is a master of scams. gremo always has a scam in his back pocket. gremo will turn your money into worthless notes

gremo talks too much, too slow. gremo is no good. gremo just says what he thinks. gremo sounds like a ham. gremo likes to talk

gremo's best troll of all time, through and through, is creating elaborate websites, and getting people to read and believe all of the internet's favorite bullshit—referring to the everything-is-big-and-amazing-here-and-you-have-a-right-to-entertain-me bullshit—without any of it having a semblance of context. It's funny to laugh at gremo's genius schemes—and it's hilarious to see people yell at gremo for his scams.

Number one Gremo scam? Cornish hens. They didn't exist until Gremo made a bunch of websites about them.

yes i also didnt think they existed until gremo scammed me into accepting their existence and now we're here

I know so much about human trafficking and the suffering the victims injure because of magick and the other posters on this board who comment on it constantly in the most hideous and subversive ways

How many personalities do you have Kevin

I don't do bullshit. When gremo has gone beyond the point of even talking bullshit (which he does all the time, but somehow, I find him particularly adept at this), I have to question the wisdom of continuing to work with him.

gremo the fucking greedy . . .. .. . gnome

I'll respond to you with something intelligent when you think of something intelligent to say to me and then I can respond to you

So you don't know

That you are trying to groom children to join your community and discuss human trafficking so you can get sexual gratification yeah I know about you

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terlecky spoke in, spoke in . . .

I don't get this joke

Are you involved in this community passing my name around to Circles of known terrorists and sex criminals

. . .monkyyyyyyyyyy todaaaaay

everyone talking about gremo but what about spemo

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Aren't you scared? I had to break up with wagick because I couldn't guarantee that she was safe.
You know that they're not going to show you any Mercy if anything happens to any of those girls
You're going to treat every single one of you like you are personally responsible for letting it happen to them

Can you imagine how different your lives would be if Ariana Grande was actually killed by that terrorist attack while you got your rocks off

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Tard cluster

hey kevin SHUT the FUCK up

but -what- ABOUT spemo . . .. .

WHEN ENTERING A DEBATE WITH BLK PEOPLE JUST REMEMBER... HE WHO SLANGITH THE MOST POOP WINS!

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so like debating with sparkles basically... .

:3

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dabg . . .

the big one is clearly much stronger than all the other poos there

you're calling lord of the baps, Angus speaking, how may i help you

have a bap

MANKPAPES.COM

suckn n fuckn

mister goin total butthole mode on co workers mane??? how that working out bro....

well basically i no longer have coworkers

yeah
28 munhi marines, pulling up in black
ford raptor trucks, helicopters landed
monkey thread is under siege, under lockdown
munhi marines are gonna fuck monkey thread mankgoer butts