Has /b ever fucked a famous girl?

Has /b ever fucked a famous girl?

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i dont like her stupid face.

No.

does internet famous count?

i almost fucked pokimane back in 2014 way before she became the most popular female twitch streamer, her and i "edated" for 3 months and towards the middle of the relationship we planned to meetup and fuck, that is until she started talking to a pro league of legends player named meteos on twitter who she was very obsessed with, she ended up breaking up with me for him but always was dishonest about it, anyways its nice to vent on here, i dont wanna say who exactly i am but i was a small youtuber who made shitty league videos, she discovered by channel from one of my videos blowing up on the league sub reddit

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well everyone on twitch is a dumb whore, no exceptions. you can do better

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hi stonewall

I looked up Pokimane and Meteos on google and this popped up, damm you might be telling the truth. If so sorry the chad cuckd you

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I have never fucked a girl.

All of them. All.

Not super famous, but I got head off former UK child star Dani Harmer when we worked on a panto together a few years ago now.

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Katy Perry before she was famous.

Ive always figured chicks like her fucked for money at conventions etc

how old was she at the time.. did it feel good fucking a former child star

She was 25, well I grew up watching her and always liked her so yeah it was pretty great.

I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces several years ago.

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i had sex with an up and coming transsexual cam girl / porn actress if that counts.

fucked Mindy McCready

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I thought she was a lesbian, to be honest. Dunno who I'm thinking of.

And as I've said before, closest for me is my mum's lesbian friend fucked Julia Bradbury.

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no it doesnt.. camwhores are just whores

lol yeah I can see why you could but no, shes married with a kid now.

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did it use a condom on you

Bro..... might be bait but worth pursuing. Got any screen caps, convos, nudes?

yes it did. i also used a condom on them. recently got tested and completely negative.
i would argue it’s beginning to extend beyond just camwhore territory and into legitimate pornstar territory but a whore is a whore is a whore

yeah newscaster here in Louisville

Probably just because theres so many lesbians on british TV.

I would be shocked if shed tried it in the past, she seemed like the type who would.

pic of mums friend?

Not sure how famous some would consider her, she competed in swimming in the 2008 and 2004 Olympics. Amazing tight body, unfortunately for me, she turned into a whore after retiring from professional swimming.

wouldn't

dude competiting in the olympics is famous...
where she placed ...

hate to break it to u user.. girls are whores..

Dont have any, but shes not that hot. Mid 50s, skinny, typical "athletic" lesbian body, short spiky grey / platinum hair.

Rebecca Adlington?

she's a 6 at best

>Has /b ever fucked a famous girl?
NO
>Has /b ever fucked girl?
NO
>Has /b ever talked to a girl?
NO

This is /b

No never. But close. When I was working as an assistant PR in LA almost 6 years ago I made out with Saoirse Ronan super hard in a club. It's a long story but the resumed version is that I was assigned to be her lackey for a whole day of press junkets. We got to talk a lot during the whole day and kind of hit it off. At the end of the day the PR firm greeted her entourage to dinner and drinks at a club, and one thing led to the other. She's super fucking sweet irl and moans adorably. She makes like these bratty, adorable high pitched yelps. She is an amazing person. 10/10 marriage material.

my gf fucked two guys that play in the NFL

so making out is close now.. no seeing her tits.. not putting ur hand down her pants... if u worked in la then u must have someth9ing better

lies.. nfl players are gay

Nah. She’s cringe and needs makeup but that body is BANGING. really hoping poster has some material

Sersh is supposedly a massive dyke now, user.

what was she like.. anything like the characters she play or what exactly..

Nah, famous chicks look at you as if you were an insect man. They're in a whole different dimension. Some are sweet, some are detestable, but it's evident you're a peasant to them. Saoirse was super sweet and we had things in common so we clicked.

And I did suck and grab her tits as if there was no tomorrow. In fact I got to finger her a bit.

idk user.I haven't had any contact with her since that night. At that time she had already an Oscar nom, but acted like a normal chick. Idk what's she up to now.

see user.. u should led with that.. so u never tried to make any play with any celebs... just her?

Some are. OBJ is for sure, Aaron Rogers too.

Kenny Stills is a bit faggy as well.

Man no celeb even gives you the chance. I was just an assistant, they looked at me just as a hanger for their jacket or the dude that helped them with recommendations lol.

Another thing that makes it super complicated is that they're always surrounded by a thousand people. From they're families to bodyguards and whatnot. So it's super difficult to actually talk with them anything different than work. And sum to that, I was a PR... my company would've fired my ass the minute they found out I was flirting with a client. That's a huge no no.

Back in the early 2000s I bumped uglies with Hope Solo at a college party. If you've seen her leaks you know why I phrased it that way.

when u read posts like that then it makes u think if any one had sex with someone famous..

I always find it almost funny that Hope Solo is straight. Almost like shes taking all the dick that the lesbians on the team dont want.

Almost fucked kek

So you didn't fuck her.

It's certainly close to impossible. That's why you see they always hook up only with famous people of someone from their entourage. The normal peasants like you and me closest to getting a chance to actually talk for more than 15 minutes with a celeb, and in a semi relaxed situation are producers and high profile journalists

how did u ended up getting a job as assistant pr.. was it to fuck celebs or money or what..

LOL it's just a job like any other job user. I studied at film school and thought it was going to help me in the ladder to make my own films. i was wrong. Almost a decade later and nobody wants to touch my scripts not even with a stick. It's a difficult world, probably the most savage industry out there. lol and no, there is no money and no sex in it kek. The only ones to get that are the big name producers and investors.

reminded me of a pro racquetball player me and friend fucked, always thought they was dykes, but she loved that dick

Kek this motherfucking nigger. Are you indian or something? or just a retard?

Liar

investors? and r u still chasing ur dream.. dont give up.. for every no u might get a yes or a maybe

Yeah, movies are made with money from sugar daddys from other industries. Those are the owners of the studios. People from Oil, commodities, stuff like that.

and well, yeah I'm still pursuing my dream, but it's difficult after a decade of trying and bills to pay. LA is expensive as hell and I can't afford to stop working to write, so it's slow and tough.

Oh shit, you from Kentucky

Athlete girls tend to be either sluts or lesbians in my experience, even in amateur teams. Or they do both over the years. I know 4 girls who used to play for a local field hockey team, one of them got dumped by her boyfriend because she fucked another girl on the team (she's now a gym teacher, but is married to a guy), another one was engaged to a woman at college, but is now a semi pro bodybuilder and dating her male coach, one is mostly straight, but fucked a bisexual friend of mine, and the other (who's a high level amateur distance runner) is married to a man now, but was referred to as "that dirty bitch" by a lesbian friend of mine, so I'm assuming she fucked her.

yup

ahhh... and careful out there.. i heard the coronavirus hit la.. just keep fighting the good fight and u will do great or at least keep ur head above water..

pic?

Same, I'm just 20mins away from Louisville. So who was she , the news caster

claudia coffey

oh sorry user I missed ur question. Saoirse is very smart and funny, just a normal sweet chick. In her films she comes off as a more serious person I think. Her skin was perfect and her lips super soft and fragile.

In bed I have the impression she must be an amazing sub, becasue she's the type of girl and opens wide and really lets you stick ur tongue all the way deep. I'm a pretty dominant guy and couldn't help choking her gently while we made out and that shit turned her on like hell. She's incredibly hot.

Thanks user! yeah I wear a mask all the time lol. Let's hope it all stops soon.

Why you ask?

Only one who has obvious public pics (ie not stuff I'd be stealing from Facebook) is the distance runner one.

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Nice milf hunting my guy

nice tight body, athletic girls are fun in bed with lot of energy, that racquetball player we fucked had some endurance

There's so much bullshit in this thread. Only like, two stories here sound like they actually happened.

>this
>thread
>again

which 2 user

Shes also tiny. I think shes barely 5'

lol, she hunted me!

fucking nice!

overrated af

spin spin spin

If I were to bet my money I'd say these are the ones that have the most probability of being true.

a) Pokimane
b) That newscaster in Kentuky
c) Sersh

thanks.. now i know who to troll next time..

Lol whatcha mean?

I fucked Sandra Delange

Still praying for Poki poster to let us know if she ever sent nudes or sexts etc..... not even ashamed for being a beta about this ill own it

Opposite but my gf has has sexperiences with plenty of A and B listers. First one was a bj to jason segel when she was 18

My ex gf is an assistant hairdresser and in a wrap up party got drunk and made out with Jason Momoa lol

now if i see those posts u think is fake .. i can troll the shit out of them..

That and the Sersh story are the hottest.

r u cool with ur gf being a celebs plaything..

no, I think you got it all wrong. I mean those are the only ones I actually think could be true. The rest smell like bullshit a mile away.

i never knew hairdressers get invited to parties.. kek

why u 2 broke up... cause she kissed jason momoa?

I’m just so thrilled that this dude got cucked by meteos, that’s hilarious

Everyone in a show or film crew gets invited to wrap up parties. And no, we broke up because she's an absolute slut lol. She told me about the Momoa thing almost a year afterwards. We are friends now.

dubs confirms ur ex is a slutty groupie.. who else she fucked.. does it turn u on now ... did she fucked celebs when dating u..

Yeah! She works in the film industry and has a great body so it’s super easy for her. And knowing she wouldn’t be so slutty with someone twice her age unless they’re famous

I don't know, your mom is pretty popular.

did she fucked

The public school system has failed this man

Lol if I knew I had dumped her earlier. And no, it doesn't turn me on. It's more... amusing than anything. As far as I know she didn't fuck anyone famous, but we broke up becasue she was fucking one of my friends. Later she also confessed she had an affair with her boss while we were together. I was no angel but damn she was a slut. lol

Nope and it's ok.

I have the feeling this guy is a perv Indian kek

Open bob pls tell me did she fucked many famous persons

LMAO

Also shout out to me for the tripdub

She kinda looks like Tracey beaker

so she only fucks guys 2x her age if there famous.. how old is she.. what does she do... job

who she fucked that was famous

Lol. That joke was so good it deserved the tripdub. And I think we hit the mark becasue our friend Reyansh got scared here and ran away.

r u still friends with that she cheated on u with.. who was her boss and how old was he.. how r u no angel..

I went a couple of times to a strip club when we were together so yeah, I was not the definition of a good bf honestly. And no I'm not friends anymore with the guy she cheated. Her boss was in his 40s at the time I think. My gf was 25.

told before , but friends and me fucked Louise Meanwell- she was famous for trying to blackmail yankees GM

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Friend of mine(ex-stripper) got propositioned by a b+ level tv celeb she ran into at work. His move was "I don't have time to date you cuz schedule so can I get your number so you can come over and cuddle with me?"

Other user is 100% correct, regular people are just a piece of furniture to these people. Sometimes useful and ignored when not. I"ve met a few at 12 step meetings that were cool, but mostly just try to stay away. Met Chris Farley just before he died. Cool guy.

LOL - thank you for the laugh!

Define "celeb".
It's all relative.

And yes.

Doesn't count but my ex gf "dated" Connor McGregor when they were 11 she never shut up about it kek

lol can we make a list of the supposed celebs mentioned here?

Female friend of mine fucked G Eazy in his bus after a show in San Diego. While he was dating Halsey funny enough. Apparently didn’t even mention Halsey. Just carried on to fuckin like it was normal. Also apparently he’s a cunt of a human

celeb is someone whose famous..

Ayee, Kentucky folks up in here! Lawl. I'm a bit more than 20 mins from Louisville though.

She’s mid 20s now and won’t give her exact job
guys are jason segel, dan gilroy, John cena, john hamm, some marvel directors/writers, and more she hasn’t told me yet

cool

No shit Sherlock. Are u the Indian perv? what we're talking about here is... how famous exactly does one have to be to be considered a legit celeb?

This is so much fucking bullshit. Are you 12 dude?

i thought john cena was gay

I can't wait till about 10 years we will have all these documentaries about the fat former e(famous) whores with heroine addictions talking about what went wrong.

Not fucked, but I did have a dom/sub relationship with a very famous person in the BDSM community.

You can find videos of me being tortured by her in front of crowds of 100+ people.

ur on Yea Forums calling people perv... get the fuck out with that shit

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No, you learn at least how to speak English properly you fucking sand nigger. I thought the Brits invaded you a hundred years ago. Haven't you learned some grammar yet Apu?

Salute the next president of the United States.

Oh really? I actually fucked Jason Segel. He's so tight. He's also a screamer, I like that.

Don’t doubt it lol. He tried to fuck her hard but she only blew him

That's not Trump.

No, it's something much better.

Hell yeah we're winning baby. This moronic country is awakening at last.
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I fucked Mara Wilson in a 1 night stand.... her pussy was so tight. Highly recommended.

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how did u meet.. story...

He's the current president, you right wing amerifat

picked her up a bar, i think she was just desperate for a quick fuck... not much to say just got lucky i guess.

dis nigga fucked matilda

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A few years back, private party from the local Maserati dealership for a yearly party, bunch of A listers invited so I thought I'd go along.

Keked and showed up in a Huracan, everyone there liked it.

Night goes on and got talking to Natalie Dormer. She had never been in one so took her out for a ride, life story etc while she was a little tipsy.

Invited me back to her place because thats apparently how this part of the world works.

>Smashed

Left the next day, still in contact with her and see each other every other month.

Super Tuesday doesn't think so.

good fuck ?

Better than I could have ever imagined (and I had). Nothing has ever come close to it again

what this user said..

SAME THREAD OVER AND OVER AND OVER


FUCK OFF

How about you open your mouth and let me cum in it faggot

I fucking laughed so hard at this wtf.

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well known story of twitch thottery
he didn't even know her, he lyin

When Trump wins reelection he won't be president? wut.

u have nude ?

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I had sex with Jimmy Savile when I was 8.

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Tits or gtfo shershy and you were pretty good in the queen thing.

That’s because it is Tracy beaker user.

Gal Gadots stunt double is my gf. No i wont share nudes. Just this fact. She also loves to fuck and is really amazing in bed. Her favorite thing is cock admiring while sucking dick. Love it.

>almost

ffs

you're
my hero

Fucked a french actress

If you edated for a period, surely you have pics or something?

I don't mean dms and such, you know what I mean.

Is this the thread where you guys make up your fantasyland shit. Yeah. me to. I fucked icarly doggy in a 7 eleven.

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I fucked someone who went onto be jailed for murder, live in a small country so it was national news.

She was a totally fucked up person, but really nice and sweet too.

She's out now, think she did 10 years or so.

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You’re not fooling anyone dan

I fucked Liz Grant a few times while at Kent in 2001. One time she was drunk, I was drunk. I couldn't get hard, she pissed herself. We basically rubbed limp urine soaked genitals until we passed out.

She is SUPER submissive. At a party one of the hosts who didnt even really know her told her he wanted her bent over ass naked in his bed. Her friends all assumed she went to the guys room to lay down, cause he was still drinking with them. Like 2 hours later they went to get her and she was ass naked bent over his bed wide awake.

Im talking about Lana Del Rey if you didn't know her real name. Pic is from one of the times we hung out.

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Femanon here...I fucked this a guy named Rusty Nails. Met him at SXSW. i was volunteering to work a bar for an event. Saw Elijah Wood. I Got away with smoking weed in the bar which was cool. This was back before legal weed and vaping and all the shit. But ya met him. Chatted. Fucked over the whole week in his hotel. Once in Pease park...lol ya all weird and gross in the woods in the park at night. He had a big ass. I liked it

How big was his dick?

Don't remember...had to be decent and average tho. I usually only remember the disgustingly small or the insanely large. Just remember his ass. It was the biggest ass i had ever grabbed on a dude and i remember him being on top missionary and me grabbing his ass and thinking...wow its almost like this guy is kinda fat. First time ive fucked a fat guy...i like it!

The sex was amazing and i was all over his dick for the whole week he was in austin, begging for it. Not sure if he even counts as famous...probably to some film nerds somewhere.

who the fuck is rusty nails

he is a fat guy who fucks fat girls around Austin

Lol see pic. Nah i wasnt fat. 145lbs 6feet tall and like already stated....not sure if that even counts as famous...hes a director no one has heard of except for some idiot film nerds

"Nah I wasnt fat."

Oh you were not fat at the time but you are now. I can tell by the way you type you are a biggun'

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Ur hoping im a nasty lil slam pig for ur incel fantasies im sure. Sorry to disappoint. Hmmm kys, blah blah etc etc. I gotta go before u people demand tits as u rightly should. This is
Yea Forums afterall

bye biggun'

I sometimes work in the entertainment industry. Over the years I have had the opportunity to sneak into onset trailers and sniff the used panties of upcoming actresses.

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No wonder she offed herself

Everyone did.

Chris Evert

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I know a lot of people did as her Kelly Lundy persona, of course I was lucky enough to be a UW-Madison Old fag that was able to fuck her tight body back when she was in college.

But if I had $1000 in Vegas in the 2000s I bet it would have still been pretty tight.

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Did Gary Rhodemeier fuck your ass?

Go to bed Dan it’s late.

I find Hope Solo hot AF. I don’t care what her pussy looks like. I would eat it.

I've heard all female athletes tend to be whores. Something about the high t

Back when she was filming Perks of Being a Wallflower I ran into Emma Watson at a bar. We danced and she was grinding her ass on my crotch, and she kept doing so even after I got a giant hard on. Closest I ever got to actually fucking someone famous.

Before or after she killed herself?

that's true at a college and professional level

Ever fucked a man?

I fucked a girl for about a month in school when I was 17 who 4 months later slit the throats and killed two of her friends in a park whilst drinking and is behind bars. She was famous afterwards for a time I guess.

Aaron Rodgers too?

Name?

Proof?

Who?

I got a blowjob off Charli XCX when we were at Slade.
Didn’t even let me cum in her mouth.