My gf and I got into a fight

My gf and I got into a fight.
She says I have to vote for Bernie or she's going to break up with me. I want to vote for Bloomberg because he's doing really good in the polls.

What do?

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Bullshit. You don't have a gf.

Lie? Or vote for Trump and kick her cunt out

Make your vote count Vote for Rand Al' Thor

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>I want to vote for Bloomberg because he's doing really good in the polls.
What a retarded reason to vote for someone lol
Research the candidates' positions on issues and vote on that lol

tough call, what does your girlfriends boyfriend have to say about it?

What makes it even more retarded is that it's false

Yeah I have
It's just that right now proves he's also a viable candidate that can win

Not like Mayor Pete BUTT or someone really low in the polls

See my point?

Why would you vote for a kike who obviously earned his fortune off of gaming your economy? Bloomberg is the final nail in the coffin for confirming America as a soulless, brainless society of enslaved retards.

pasta guys. This faggot has been posting this shit for days

maybe finally realize that the democrats are a sinking ship full of dirty underhanded, backstabbing, venom-fanged snakes and vote for Daddy?

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Breakup with her first.

>it's only Democrats bro!!!

Both parties need to be overthrown.
Civil war will break out
Nationalists will make their own party

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if you vote for bloomberg you're a corporate shill fag

he never did anything good as mayor of NY and he's a cuck

looks like kiff from futurama

well, I ain't gonna say you're wrong, but have fun convincing the army, it's a pretty big army.
I'd prefer to have the amry on my side tbh.

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cringe kys faggot bootlicker

>I'd prefer to have the amry on my side tbh.

What are you saying?
You are voting Democrat because all the immigrants flooding into our country vote that way?

I would never vote democrat. I'm saying that whoever controls the army is going to win any conflict.
If a civil war does break out, the army is gonna clean shit up real quick.

Low quality bait

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>the army is gonna clean shit up real quick

Who do you think is the army?
Mainly White men. Not Jews. Not Blacks. Well maybe Black Women but not Black men.

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voting based on electability is dumb as fuck and you should be ashamed

see
She's saying "he can't win!" but he can.
I also agree with his platform

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Well I doubt a civil war will ever happen. not enough people in america actually pay attention to politics.
Just because you and I consume this political garbage everyday like hogs at the trough, like 90% of america just don't give a shit, much less care enough to fight anyone.
maybe a few years of socialism will change that, eh?

>Just because you and I consume this political garbage everyday like hogs at the trough, like 90% of america just don't give a shi

The violent minority always controls the silent majority.

Study more politics and you will realize bloody civil war is inevitable given our situation and despite 50% of america not voting.

Read fate of empires by john glubb

anyone who cares who the president is, isnt living their life right. go do shit ya robot.

If you're not lying, then you should 100% break it off with her if you can. Not because of this dumb little argument, but because of what it suggests. If she's willing to break up with you over something as small as a political stance, then you've got an insanely manipulative chick in your hands. It's only gonna get worse. Let her go

But we do damn near perfect except on this 1 thing

How long have you been together?

Well none of this is shocking to us when you start by saying the words "MY GF TOLD ME" fucking simp

But but we do perfect except for that little part where picking 1 rich guy over another who will never do anything for you personally matters more to her than ALL of the rest with you KEK what a fucking loser

8 months

bro chill
Bloomberg is a good candidate who is so rich he can't be bought out by bankers and lobbyists

>because he's doing really good in the polls
you are the cancer that destroys democracy.

>Bernie fags are mad noone wants their old ass candidate that cant win

kill yourself

I'll bet you if Biden were to follow through with his beta taking guns thing you'd see a VERY bloody civil war that would result in liberals being wiped from the history books. Because even the group that doesn't care about politics is going to see this and back their people up or chimp out which would result in even more blood shed

I don't know how long you've been making these threads, but I encourage you to seek psychiatric help immediately.

brainlet tier reasoning

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Why are you posting this shit every fucking day?
What kind of fucking loser are you?

Just break up with her. It's gonna end badly.

bump

Your girlfriend wants you to support trump. You argue that instead you should support trump.

Congratulations. You're both retarded.

strap on a pair and vote for TRUMP

I think he's exercising a long form "horse walks into a bar" joke. He starts with a premise and follows it periodically with a reasonable observation of Mike Bloomberg's next dilemma.

sincerely nah bro
I have a sincere problem with my gf
sincerely

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Its kinda like The Honeymooners, and OP is Jackie Gleason. And the girlfriend is the sassy wife, I forget her name.

And Bloomburg is whatever adversary that creates conflict for comedic purposes.

I sincerely believe you have a problem with your girlfriend. But I doubt Mike Bloomburg is a completely fake part of it.

Mike Bloomburg probably equates to something different, he's a substitution of your actual argument. And this is how you deal with it. So, I will retract my previous suggestion of seeking psychiatric help. Carry on in good health.

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>She says I have to vote for Bernie
>I want to vote for Bloomberg
you uneducated losers deserve each other.
>actual Democrat here

what's your point?

Raise your hand if talking about politics makes you feel excited.

well first, hes not doing good in the polls so that makes no sense, also bloomberg is unappealing garbage and i have a hard time believing you weren't paid to support him. get your brain checked man.

Bloomberg got almost 20% in California
Bernie got 30%
Biden got 23%

Heres what I like about Bloomberg. He knows he's going to lose. He is using his money on a national scale to yell BULLSHIT! I have no idea who he's gonna eventually endorse. I don't even care. I think he knows he's trolling by keeping the channel open. If I had unlimited money and knew I wasn't gonna win, I think I'd do the same thing. Its only a billion dollars, who gives a fuck.

Bro he's in 3rd place just in a matter of weeks

He's polling at almost 20% nationwide among democrat voters
He passed Warren in just a few weeks and he's only behind Biden and Sanders now

Kill yourself and let me date your gf

Think about this. Bloomberg has 65 Billion dollars. If you had sixty-five dollars, and spent a dollar to fuck with things at this level, I think that would be a dollar well spent.

That's why he will be a good president
He cant be bought by bankers and lobbyists

He's not gonna win. He's gonna demolish. When you bring 90 million and some tainted favors against 60 billion of raw power focused into one year, weird shit can happen.

That's what they said about Trump haha. The truth is anybody who has accumulated that much money has the drive and will to accumulate more.

Break up with her. If she's threatening you with ultimatums then it's not a healthy relationship and could end up worse in the long run because of that. What might be an argument about political candidates today could turn even uglier later down the line because of her unhealthy way of dealing with it, so fucking BAIL.

you're both faggots is what it sounds like, when she's fucking you next maybe bring up that fact

I don't do politics but you should leave her for giving you an ultimatum that seriously over shit that has basically nothing to do with your life. Imagine the next 30 years of her blackmailing you to get what she wants over petty shit.

Agreed. But that doesn't mean Exxon goes away tomorrow.

Say you will vote for Bernie. Then have sex with her.

This all day. Fuck anyone who does that kind of shit, but -especially- people who are supposed to be respecting you, or family. It's extremely scummy and shameless manipulation. If she cared about you, she wouldn't threaten to hurt you, especially over such useless shit.

I see that you are either completely retarded or trolling. Which is basically the same thing.

That's all I see here.

Take it easy, Bud.

So you have to vote for a cretinous Jew. What the fuck is wrong with you.

I'm liberal, but this.
If there's any collapse repubs will kill or enslave us and fuck our partners and female family members. Soon, probably. It's not nice but the left refuses to have any backbone and it's too late to really grow one.

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how the fuck she even know dumbass

>it's not nice but the left refuses to have any backbone

The left has gotten everything it's ever wanted governmentally and culturally.

The "right" gets a middling tax cut and nothing else.

>still no border wall
>obamacare not repealed
>gay marriage
>abortions legal
>insane regulation on guns to the point the only things they can do now are impose huge taxes on bullets or ban guns outright
>every time a minimum wage law is on the ballot in a state, it gets passed

What hasn't the Left gotten besides full on communism or single payer healthcare?

stfu retard

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Wtf?
Break up with her and date me instead
We can vote for Bloomberg together

so when do we know who is the candidate?

MICHAEL BOLTON into politics now.

>still no border wall
Trump had about 4 years to do this. It's his own fault.
>obamacare not repealed
Literally just mandatory private health insurance, not close to public healthcare.
>gay marriage
>abortions legal
Libertarians largely support these, and abortion rights get rolled back on the state level all the time.
>insane regulation on guns to the point the only things they can do now are impose huge taxes on bullets or ban guns outright
This is one point I agree with, but either way, it basically means repubs have guns and dems don't.
>every time a minimum wage law is on the ballot in a state, it gets passed
Pointless because the cost of living has risen faster than wages by a mile. The lowest income groups have actually lost wealth due to debt while the rich have reaped huge gains.

The left has no hard power and is losing soft power, to the extent that the right has basically "allowed" us small victories by not killing us. The SC will be repub for decades, the electoral college favors the right, and the military is mostly right wing along with gun owners. Liberals would own guns if they were smart but instead we're just going to watch things slide into de facto conservative rule and do nothing.

My relationship got a lot better during last election cycle when I told my gf bernie was a retard and I'm voting Trump. Never give ground. If you like bloomer, vote bloomer.

>Trump had about 4 years to do this. It's his own fault.
I'm not that user but that's just an dishonest response to that. You need support from the house and thebsenate to do anything and he had 2 years of a Republican house that was fractured after the election. Never forget that Republicans were anti trump until they saw him as their only chance to keep their seats after the house went blue 2018.

mini mike isnt doing well in the polls

>Trump had about 4 years to do this. It's his own fault.
in 2016 the senate was 51 republicans 49 democrats.
John mccain and susan collins, republicans, voted down the bill with the border wall

>Pointless because the cost of living has risen faster than wages by a mile. The lowest income groups have actually lost wealth due to debt while the rich have reaped huge gains.
I agree.
Increasing minimum wage just drives up prices. You can't help poor people by doing this

>The left has no hard power and is losing soft power
Name 1 thing "the Right" gets besides tax cuts occasionally.
Libertarians are not "the Right" btw.

You think gay marriage, teaching kids in elementary school about the gender bread man, abortion still remaining legal at the federal level and planned parenthood not only still receiving federal funding but has had increased funding, majorly subsidized obamacare, medicare, social security, and the MOST IMMIGRATION INTO AMERICA EVER is "the left losing power"?

>pic related
I don't think you realize how radically cosmopolitan/left you are

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>bloomberg is doing rally good in the polls

Lol
He's gonna drop out tomorrow.

bro he's in it to win it
He's going to pay Biden to drop out

>maybe finally realize that the democrats are a sinking ship full of dirty underhanded, backstabbing, venom-fanged snakes and vote for Daddy?
This is the same for both parties, you are deluded if you think the same

My god Americans have absolutly no political culture, the 2 party system worked great and now your all thowing shit at each other because you have no sense of the subtle political views all over the world. You're all programmed to dismiss everything the other side says and look for no alternative anywhere because you Don't have time to think for yourself when you have to hate the other side.

>the 2 party system worked great
stopped reading

it works great in the way it enslave the mind of american to not search for any alternative

true

I hear Mike Bloomberg is very popular in American Samoa. In fact it's the only place that hes won anything. I only hope he stays in the race so he can waste more of his money.

Your vote doesn't count during a presidential election, idiot.

you should call the suicide hotline, he just ended his campaign.

he just dropped out
FUCKING KEK

Climb aboard, enjoy the ride

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