Hi Yea Forums, this is Bob, and he wants to evolve

He is happy

bob nigga evolution

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Massive retardation.

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He gets a BIG DICK

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no balls yet

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Back to white

Cool hat for bob

bob hat

BOB is happy

He has balls but the balls are white

so close

he gets cool shoes

Bob is happy (cause he has a big DICK)

bob is smiling while niggers tongue his anus

Big ass sunglasses for bob.

Chinese bob

give bob some cool shades

bob is chinese

Give Bob some tits

Bob kills himself and the thread

Bob is self conscious of his man-boobs

Bob gets some really saggy balls to match

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Lol with a bowl of bat soup in his hand or something

give Bob a robot arm

Small balls

Bob gets drippy dick ie an std

Bob has vitiligo

Bob is a vegan cannibal.

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bob is white again

cool sunglasses for bob

Bob loses a foot

Bob has a lazy eye

Bob kills OP

Bob is a black slave

bob is now a transgender

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This

Small dick

Bob is white

Bob's intelligence increases exponentially

leave bob alone

Nice Hitler Mustache

upside down bob

Well that proves it. No matter how it starts on Yea Forums it always degenerates to chicks with dicks.

give bob some glorious tri's and bi's

Big handlebar moustache

Bob gets ass implants.

Bob is already alone.

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Bob is ejaculating firey ants. Not fire ants, no sir, ants that are on fire. His melon sized labia flapping in the smooth breeze of freedom. His laps become also as large as his woman head and equally as red and swollen. His hands raised high to ward off police from shooting him after chasing him down for most likely raping a white woman. Their only evidence the charred remains of her ant hole.

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let him die in peace.

cat tail (very furry)

Bob finally gets some fucking fingers

Off with his head

Make bob Chinese

Bob is Chinese

>bob
>evolve
Too much ARK friend

bobs face morphs into a hakenkreuz

Bob lops off his penis because he has a
Mental disorder and body dysmorphia that makes he want to be a woman now.

Bob eating a dog

Long hair

Give Bob some sexy lingerie

Bob eating a baby

Give him muscles

Nigger lips

bob has a loli belly now

we are all bob

Make Bob white

Bob has friends now

bob fucking bob

Bob has reddit tumor on his head

His name was Robert Paulson

Give bob ears

Black bob is fucking white girl

Draw short brown hair.

Bob is happy now

Niggered Bitch Tit Bob.
/first rule about this thread is you don’t talk about this thread

bob multiples 6 times

but the other bobs recognize OG Bob as their leader

Bob has hair

Bob is superpower by 2020

*transnigga

i have no fucking idea whaat a loli belly is but i tried my best

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give bob hat

Bob fingers a baby

bob has greta ponytails

give him fingers

rolling again

give bob some gucci flip flops

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Bob has OP's face

Bob has head for dick, and dick for head

Dick in mouth

I'm gettin bob that hat

Loses his legs.

checkem

bob saw his shadow and cried like a little bitch

Bob grows a sick beard

I AM GETTING BOB THAT HAT

his own dick, preferably

Bob grows fingers

Bob in maga hat

bob never gets a hat

GODDAMMIT HAT TIME

bob holding glock (with dick)

Why is his dick coming out of his hip thigh area?

wide bob

robert paulson grows some white sexy legs

Bob gets an afro haircut

HAT TIME

Holding a chicken drumstick

Bob is the hat

give bob a copy of weezer blue album

Give bob a straw hat

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a hat and his dick in his mouth and ops face wow threads moving too fast

Bob grows a hate for niggers

Give bob some small saggy balls

Bob loses his head, so he's physically unable to wear a hat

bob gets veiny insanely buff arms

HAAAT

also kek

Put some clothes on bob

Bob restarts to op's picture

Bob dies

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hat for bob

Bob gets lost

Do it!

And bob also grows hate for niggers

top kek
>Bob gets very long small saggy balls

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i meant to say hat time

Bob kills all the Jews

bob is in a scat movie

y'all ruined bob :(

FUCK YEAH
FIRST TRY

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Give Bob a secondary feminine penis

Bob loses his hat

Bob is now Happy Bob

Bob's face resets

Bob has an erection

>niggers
>evolution

Bob is a furry

he is not bob he is Robert Paulson

bob dies of coronavirus

checked
bob is now jubilant

ok then, GIVE ROBERT PAULSON A DAMN HAT OP

Bob has bat wings

Same, I had him get the dick on trips, also:
>Bob gets a sneks for fingers

Bob now has vaginas for hands

bob is raped

Give Robert fingers

shes beautiful

Bob hits puberty

Bob gets his nose replaced by a dick

give bob hat pleas

Bob grows a second horsecock

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checked

can't wait to see bob's new evolution

Bob is a Natzi

Give bob corona virus.

NOT THE RICE CHINK HAT
LIKE A TOP HAT OR SOME SHIT

Give Robert a Second GIANT COCK

Bob in trenchcoat

All 10 of bob's toes morphs into dicks

Bob has no eyes

Bob in lingerie

Happy Bob is in North Korea

Bob activates dick forcefield. All dicks are removed from picture.

KEK

Bob moved to black void

Bob gets a nice house on a hill.

Bob works the ricefields now

Bob is crying

Bob gets shot by police

Bob has no legs

Bob has a friend now

This

Give Bob realistic testicles

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give bob a bowl of soup

Bob is cold

Bob a police officer

i give up on "who's that pokemon?" too hard

Everything resets to zero and bob is back to normal

Put some clothes on bob

but his dicks deflect all the bullets

Bob gets a girlfriend who is his exact opposite

Bob loses all dicks

Give Bob a cute boyfriend

Bob goes to hell

Bob loses all dicks, replaced with vaginas. Including nose. Bob is finally complete and feels his gender.

Reset Bob dubs

le ebic first try

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offbyone. Reroll.

bob goes to the sun and never comes back

Reset Bob

this reroll again

Reroll

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bob finally gets some goddamn balls

bob cant be reset

Bob achieves his hopes and dreams

Bob becomes a dick

Put Bob in Paris

bob turns white, credit score goes to 750 and has a positive male role model in his life

Bob gets bird legs, but each finger is a dick

Bob is consoling bernie sanders

Bob has tentacle legs.

Bob is invisible

holy quads

Oh no, now bob will get religion of peace'd

Rollin

Bob has greta sex doll

Bob has Parisian friend

kek'd and chek'd

replace bob's hat with one of those french beanies and put a baguette in his hand

Bob becomes part of the 41% because of his gender dysphoria

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bob gets some nice feminine legs

lel
op where's Robert Paulson's soup?
also rolling for rob holding a singular chicken egg

reroll

Bob becomes uncircumcised on every dick

Bob is in autistic screeching pose

Bob gets a thick veiny neck

All of bobs dicks become octopus tentacles except the horsecock.

roll

yeahhhh! yees! woo!

reroll make bob a full man again

roll3

All of his dicks become flamethrowers

Bob fully embraces his newfound sexual prowess and joins pornhub as a professional fetish video maker.

Bob turns into trump

Bob grows another dick and begins to fuck his own ass. Bob is just a dick tentacle man.

Bob moves to a grass plain

Rolling

Undo the dick in his mouth

roll4

Robert becomes an engineer

Bob is now nullo, loses all genitalia

Bob uses his massive schlongs to assault idk some fuckin virgin

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Bob will forever be gay because if you suck a dick once it counts.

He becomes hitler

Bob gets a QT gf

Bob begins shitting and pissing and cumming constantly.

Came to roll

Bob takes over france and kills 7 gorillion. Give him the mustache.

Undo the undoing

ya because bob maybe a penis monster but he isn fucking gay dubs=black airforce ones for shoes

Rollin

REROLL

make bob have egg

Bob completes his metamorphosis into a giant cocktopus.

Bob grows a pair of nuts

Undo everything and give Bob a thumbs up

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Bob is a furry, his fursona is bob the hedgehog

egg

OFFBYONE FUCK REROLL AGAIN

Give bob a cavalry sword

Gettttttty

Bob has an extra head

Bob turns into a being of pure cock energy

egg pls

Bob gets a nautical themed pashmina afghan for his/her neck

reroll for bobs reich

Bob dies forever

Bob disappears forever

I literally cant win

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Bob gives birth to a furry that looks exactly like him

bob becomes a centaur

Bob is super sayian

Rollin

FINALLY

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Bob

egg I beg

All of Bob's dicks turn into burgers

give Bob an "I Voted for Bernie" button

no no, he is gay, he just doesn't do it in public

Rollin boi

Bob kills himself

Bob becomes the god of cock

roll

Bob kills himself with a penis gun

Give Bob what he has always wanted.

Double bob

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he will stay the same cause there is no such thing as evolution.

Bob gets a dirt bike

gad damn it

op here: nigga you didnt say reroll kek

EGG

Nice

Bob becomes Andy Sixx

bob finally gets a neck

Op pls give the poor man his wish

reroll

As usual, op is always a fucking faggot

Bob Animorphs into a Mexican

Thicc neck and legs

Bob hates eggs

Bob gets the woo

bob goes back to when he looked like OP

L-O-G

Make Bob's testicles white

eGG

Bob is white and in NYC

Bob becomes a physical embodiment of an incel

Egg time

welp bump limit reached

show us bob's final form

Logged and clogged

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Waiting for Bob's death

Bob eats popcorn

Bob has robot legs

Bob is Bob is Bob

Bob kills himself. The end.

Give Bob a white blonde blue eyed boyfriend

More like fag time

FUG THA EGG BOB NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF BLACK AIR FORCE ONES

no matter how the world changes, who the global superpower is, or how currency value fluctuates, the constant will always remain

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I WILL GET EGG

Fuck egg

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>being this unlucky
kek

no egg

bob never gets eggs

i second the no egg motion

no egg

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egg roll

no its egg time
ROLL FOR BLACK AIR FORCE ONES AS WELL
fuck you
No
I am cry
shush
no

/thread
also no egg

Reset

Eggless Bob

Bob is now dead. Thanks for participating niggers. It was fun

bob gets revived by a necromancer

Fucking pathetic

I'm not stopping, give me egg or give me death

reroll

bob has jesus powers and comes back from the dead

I know
OFF BY ONE
ROLL AGAIN

Bob is alive again

watch these dubs

egg rolls

nvm

prankd

Egg Roll

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Egg poster hanging from a noose

Off By One Again
d o i t
egg pls

surprisingly decent thread. hahaha. bob is a cool guy.

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there wont ever be egg

the irony
Please. Egg.

Fuck egg

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no egg

Robert "Eggless" Paulson

ANDY SIXXX ANDY SIXX ANDY SIXX

statistics fuck me over pt. 927
egg

Reset everything and make Bob an egg with a tophat

its been fun boys
death is upon us
good thread op

Bob listen reggaeton

HOLY FUCK ROLLING FOR THIS GOD PLEASE

thanks, ill do it again when im bored

i've done like 3 bob posts in like 2 years, i wonder if anyone has ever saved one of them, would be cool to do a bob chronology

roll

dont give a shit if op leaves, I'm Still Rollin

yeehaw

I'm the only one left
still rollin

>still no dubs
KEK what are the odds of this?

I don't know. God hates me.
Maybe... just maybe... he will give me dubs...
egg

:(
roll

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