Let's hear those secrets, Yea Forumsoys

Let's hear those secrets, Yea Forumsoys

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There once was a man from nantucket.

I can’t stop sharing my sister and beating off to her gorgeous body.

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Saw my mom getting spanked by my dad.
This is the first time I ever felt proud of him.

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

I fapped to a SBBW with a gaping pussy today. Not proud of it.

I saw my older parents going at it once. I was disgusted but at the same time really happy they were still going at it.

Cute face too

Had sex with my brother and sister for many years

I started sleeping with my wife when she was 16 and I was 24.

I sleep with socks on quite often

I sticked a tooth pick in a cockroach's body and watched it die slowly. I got a boner from that

My dick is like 6 inches and i'm able to suck the tip

understandable

being slim and flexible matters more than length

I work from home. My wife works 7-5 mon-fri and the min she leaves, I put on her panties and leggings and put her vibe between the panties and leggings and I get maybe a min or two before i get a work call. and that goes on all day. like a few min of vibrator and porn then i have to stop, take a call, do work shit. and so on and so forth. but at 430pm, i stop getting calls and i have an hour to cum and change before my wife gets home. so I spend like 30-45 min watching porn until i find the right video then it takes me like 5 or less min to cum with her vibe on high. then i shove her cum-soaked panties into the laundry bin and refold her leggings. I've cum from a vibe so many times that it's actually hard for me to cum without it. Like I used to last like 20 min fucking her but now it's like over an hour and I can't cum just fucking her. Like I prefer to be wearing her undies and leggings and using her vibe to cum than fucking her.

True true...

You’re the next Jeffrey Dahmer

I hide a hidden cam in the guest bathroom anytime my wife’s hot relatives or friends stay over

She makes me so fucking aroused

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Have you been diagnosed with autism?

I only had one gf in my entire life and the only reason she ever got with me was because she wanted to learn how to kiss so that she won't seem stupid while doing it with a guy who she likes.

She ugly dude where the better pics at

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That doesn't sound like you had a gf

Post some fag

I already posted a few days back that I haven't been able to have sex with my wife in over a year cause I'm worried about hurting her, and that we started considering seeing other people.
Turns out there are a few people interested in casual sex with me, more than I expected. But I feel bad jumping in with them before my wife finds somebody.
But I'm not sure I can wait while she builds attraction for some hypothetical person she hasn't met yet.

I can't get off to my gf. But i do really care. So i stay with her anyway knowing full well i'm cheating on her by watching porn. And i fully intend to marry with that secret too.

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Do you have anything good?

The boring shit sucks

Legit questions, are you gay? Because that sounds gay

My oldest son isnt actually mine, hes my best friends... Threesome gone bad. Everyone thinks its mine though, except for him and my wife of course.

I'm excited for the removal of the democratic party

She's pretty, but where are the nudes?

this doesn't even rhyme

story? naturally flexible or you worked for it?

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
This doesn't rhyme.
Fuck you.

Hurt her in what way??

no?

I have uncontrollable bursts of rage when being touched in certain ways due to being molested as a child.

I was doxed and publicly exposed with a hidden cam.

A reckoning will occur for destroying my life completely.

Attended a wedding recently. Fist fucked the bride the night before...

Coz you were the groom/husband

I only use /b when shitting

Nope. Just a guy who she had a lot of sexual tension with...

Nah. But I'm indiscriminate for holes to fuck if I'm being honest.
An irrational fear that she'll die after she nearly died after surgery. Unrelated to sex at all, but every time I try to penetrate her, the anxiety and dread of how real her mortality is kills my erection and libido. Kills it dead.
>temper from uncle bad touch.
Not my problem, but I'm sorry if you have a problem with your spouse and love life as well user.

So he gave himself head, while laying in bed

I have a fucked up fetish, I will take it with me to my grave.

thanks for not sharing, then?

i haven't ejaculated in 39 days

it's body inflation/blueberry

fucking charlie in the chocolate factory

Is that what amounts to an accomplishment in your life? How sad for you.

I'm turned on by horrible things like rape, forced impregnation, Pedophilia and Assault.

Individually I don't find them all too attractive, but the fact alone that they're wrong, gets me rock hard.

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Came deep down his throat and upchuck'd it

who could it be now

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Ive sniffed my gf's ass in her sleep and beat off to it

I still get off to fantasizing about the details my ex told me of her being sexually assaulted

The forbidden fruit tastes the best.

I too at times get turned on by those things, along with incest, but not so much force impregnation.

I've got the same fetish, morphed into a preggo fetish. M or F?

F but M is starting to take hold and I swear to god I've never thought of suicide more

>F but M is starting to take hold
What? Are you male or Female??

My sister and I used to have sex when we were teenagers

Lori?

I'm absolutely infatuated with my friend, but he's dating some fat e-girl who told her last bf she only dated him for fun. Apologies for being a faggot.

why don’t you dress up with her?

I thought I got chlamydia from raw dogging a trap friend of mine but nope!

It was gonorrhea.

Ah well.

My wife and I watch a vid of my ex stripping and masturbating as porn while we fuck

checked

I remember you from /soc/ you faggot. sounds like fun though

I just want to fuck everyone i meet. But thats not a secret feeling for most im told.

Is sex addiction real? Cuz i feel like its an excuse for ones actions

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I ate my own shit and smeared it across my face because I was stressed before
I do gay shit but I’m not gay it’s just an expression of inward contempt
I feel like my life is meaningless because I don’t believe in a God even though I always wanted too
I only have one friend and I used to not like him
I’m a Virgin still (asides from gay shit)
I think I’m going to kill people one day

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I'm depressed and in an high end uni job. I don't think anyone at work knows. I do technical mumbo jumbo, so most of it is magic to my coworkers. I thus seem effective, but I only really work if someone is in my office with me, or is coming to get some numbers within ten minutes.
And I don't do anything really at home. Im all out of juice after a normal day at work. Not good for my kids. Can't manage to call friends and family. Just don't have the energy to pick up the phone.
Not sure what to do.

Have you?

Age?

You should film your wife doing the same thing while the ex video plays in the background

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Nigga if it ain't doing it for ya then don't sign a legal document saying u have to stay with her.
It may feel like you have to stay with her or ur a dick but that shits bs, you won't be happy and that will eat you two apart no matter what.
If you don't like the path your on then change it.

ClemAnon here. If enough people want me to I'll start posting. Last thread died as soon as we got caught up.

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I have been breeding this fat chick for a while. Shes eager for children, and i plant my seed deep inside her.

A small part of me wants to be a woman. But it's not like I want to transition. That's pointless. If your born a man no surgery or anything can fix it. I've learned from this board that the BEST case scenario is horrible. And even if it wasn't, I feel right at home in my skin with a beard and a dick. I don't even like men. So what's the point? If I like girls I'll just stay me.

It's more like a curiosity. Like, if I had the Animorphs super power, I'd go grab some hot chick dna, and every once in a while I'd have my fun. I'd still spend like 95% of my time as the guy I am now.

But what if I DID have the Animorph power and DID acquire the DNA of a hot chick. Would I still be into girls? Would my girl form crave dicks? Would that make me gay, or would I still be straight if I only wanted to fuck dudes when in chick form? What if my girl form likes both but my boy form likes girls? Would that make me bi?

This kind of shit keeps me awake every once in a while, Yea Forums
You know what normally keep me awake? Normal shit like social mis-steps and bills and trying to climb ladders at work.

I fucked my step sisters step sister

YES

You can’t turn into a woman as a man you dumb faggot you can only delude yourself into the idea

Second.

Think of a project u wana do and pour all your time into that

Thirded

I’m 25 and I fell in love with a 14 year old boy, what’s the best way to kill myself.

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I've been bare backing this overweight no self esteem bitch with a dozen children. Three times a week I unload in her telling her I want to get her pregnant. That shit makes us both cum buckets.

But she's fixed, so it'll never happen.

Did I not fucking say that? I know it's a lot to read but it's right there in the beginning.

you should go to therapy to get over those issues
not just start fucking other people wtf

In that case, we'll start with the end of the last chapter for those that missed it, then on to the new posts pretty quickly. Please keep the thread bumped my True Believers.

>put on muh alien blue boogaloo movie
>give Patrick a blanket and pillow, he lays out in front of the TV in autismal bliss
>get another blanket for me and Clem
>when I sit in my comfy ass desk chair she stands up and moves between me and my monitor, pulling up a word document and typing up a message for me
>while she does, I reach underneath her shirt and hook my thumbs into her shorts, pulling them down to her knees, she shakes her narrow little hips in a little dance until they fall off
>take her temperature with my finger, and sure enough she isnt wearing panties
>probably for the best because I would have taken them again
>she sits back in her chair, which is basically my old desk chair without a back to it, so a stool with wheels, wraps up in blanket
>on the word document she asked can we watch some 'dirty' videos? I look over at her and shes nibbling on the tip of her finger, I pull her chair closer to me and mute my volume, going to front page of youporn or whatever
>type and ask her what she wants to see

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go to therapy user

The alt-right saved me from a life of cooming and being obese, as well as a nihilistic life.

I have several. I can manage to start, and have so several times. Then I get a bad conscience over not completing it, because I don't have the energy to work with it.

I’m seeing one and it’s not helping.

Working in the French Legion.

Recently I started having sexual feelings about my girlfriend’s little sister. I never felt that way before but after she hit puberty, her body started to change.

Yesterday she wore a tight legging with a tube top and her physique was honestly stunning. I think she knows it too because she flaunts it around me.

I feel naughty and guilty about it but I still always jerk off to her photos.

>knowing full well i'm cheating on her by watching porn
nigga what

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Been to therapy. Three different therapists. The last one suggested sexual surrogacy. Which is literally what were trying.

I double teamed my girlfriend with my bestfriend n it was the first time I seen her squirt

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enjoy your relationship slowly falling apart as she grows to have feelings with people who can connect to her in a way you cant

you know the other women you fuck are just as mortal as your wife right? and that moment where you get them into bed and have a crisis and just cant get it up is gonna be real fucking hard to explain

Well, kept you from cooming with a girl anyway. One part of one out of three is result I guess.

>Clem types back "I don't care. Anything!"
>shoot her a look that I intended to convey just how much fucking porn there was to choose from, so she rolls her eyes, still smiling all excited, and types up another answer
>"Show me what you like to look at"
>oh shit, no this little succubus didn't
>she's not ready for furry porn, bbc, and cuckolds
>psych that shit is for faggots (sorry faggots)
>do any of you remember teen kasia? I think she was swedish, but she had this video called Kasia Blue Dildo where she sticks a (blue) dildo to her dresser and fucks it on all fours
>it was always the most viewed video or on front page when I'd go to fap and I loved it, sure enough it was right there that night so I clicked on it
>get to sit back and watch as Clem is completely overcome by this video, eyes wide open, mouth slightly open, alternating between watching it and staring at me
>can clearly see movement under her blanket
>she sees me looking down at it, pulls back her blanket and shows me how she's rubbing her hand and open palm against her pussy
>she's rubbing it so fast and with so much force I can hear the slick wet slapping of her pussy lips, briefly turn up avatar with tv remote, Patrick oblivious
>as I put remote down Clem grabs my hand and places it in her pussy, eyes pleading with me to help her
>pull her chair closer to me and begin rubbing her pussy lips with my fingertips, and to my shock her lips open up on touch

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Congratulations you two fucked her so hard she peed.

I'm attempting humor, not starting shit.

Not worried. But thanks for your concern user.
Ah, but I dont really care about these women in the same way. The disconnect is, in theory, a way to allow for a bridge to overcome my hangups in smaller parts. After normalizing the intimacy the intent is to then being it back to her again. Failing that, we still find an outlet for our building sexual frustrations that dont involve resentment in each other.

You True Believers better be reading this shit.

>something about knowing how badly she wanted me both body and mind made my dick diamond hard, almost painfully so, but my dick had also seen a lot of use over the past day or so
>giving him at least a moments rest, I focused on the wet pussy dripping literally in my hand
>using both hands, I rub her clit with one and keep applying more pressure as I rubbed her back and forth with the other
>Clem is so lost to her own pleasure shes gripping my arm and squeezing it tight in both of her small hands, fingers digging into me while bucking her hips and riding my hand
>know for sure that she had never done anything sexual in her life before that first night, but either I'm a great teacher or she's going just off this primal sexual instinct
>as I apply more pressure she begins to let small squeals escape and has to stuff part of the blanket into her mouth, biting down on it and moaning into it
>my dick is much too big to be called a penis. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too hard. Indeed, it was like a cock cut from diamond
>my dick is throbbing so hard I almost cum without touching it, just from watching her
>have to close my eyes and take a heavy breath, Clem sees this and knows what that means
>she reaches up my pant leg and feels my cock and her face lights up, rubbing it back and forth, pulling the blanket from her mouth
>"Please user I need it."

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Seriously should I do it? I talk to this kid a lot and he looks up to me like an older brother and a dad at the same time. His own dad isn’t much older than me, but his dad was abusive and he got put in foster care. Kid told me I’m his best friend and also he calls me ‘dad’ every now and then. I want to do it and have someone convince him it was some crazy accident or something.

yes clem user we are here

Yeh come to think about it... squirting ain’t so hot

Anyone gotta cap of the beginning of this clem story?

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You've already left her, just get it over with.

Much appreciated

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Nah. Pretty attached to her. Not that interested in separating or not being together. Pretty much in it for the long haul.

I posted this before but I sometimes consult in the entertainment industry. I have the opportunity over the years to sniff the used panties of upcoming actresses.

Life would be so much fucking easier as a woman.

Last one I've got, there's a few missing here or there, but you're getting the best part so far in this thread

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You should meet this guy Blue balls may help his thing...

>at the same time my fingers are tracing circles around her clit, my other hands fingertips are rubbing circles around thw etrance to her pussy
>pressing my fingers further in, I finally penetrate her with my index and middle fingers just an inch or so, but enough to make her inhale sharply, thighs clamping on my hands.
>pull one hand from her clit and grab her by the thigh, sliding my fingers in further and curling them, pressing on her from the inside the same as I did my girlfriend and a few girls back before moving in
>in truth I used to fingerbang ghetto sluts all day but that is nothing to be proud of
>but your 13 year old cousin absolutely is
>don't know if it was G spot or just the fact my fingers were inside of her but she bites down on the blanket again and really struggles to keep from making more noise, practically crying into the blanket as she buries her face, the whole time grinding my hand until she finally slows down
>takes her a long time to come back down from that high, eyes sleepy and half open, panting with an open mouth, legs shaking
>"user that was soo good." She whisperw
>Patrick has already fallen asleep btw
>"I could tell." I tease her, wiggling my index and middle fingers at her.
>"Did you.. you know..?"
>tell her no, that I've done it a lot and am tired so I probably should rest, when she gets out of her seat and says "Let me do it for you," and gets on her knees between my legs.

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...

I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

I'm in love with 2 women but have sex with 3 others on a regular basis .

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What's the deal with this whole Clem thing? I thought Grineer were sexless clones?

I flash every night. I go on naked walks every night. During the day it's always try to get touched and groped somewhere new. Try get raped some nights

Watch from afar man
Don't fucking hurt this kid

And reached his upstairs neighbor to fuck it

m or f? Closest you've ever come to actually being raped?

It's all fun and games at first. But right I'm having a hard time sitting down as my ass still hurts. Plus it hurts even worse after the gonorrhea shot.

But I don't have HIV the test said, so I got that going for me. Which is nice.

In exactly the same boat right now but without the flaunting and the photos

Same lol

F
Not that close at all. Theres been 1 time I thought it was gonna happen then he ran off

>Clem pulls my boxers down to my ankles and then completely off. Making me suddenly aware of how cold I kept my room.
>but no sooner had I thought of that than was my cock engulfed by the warm wet tunnel of her mouth.
>and god she was heavenly
>I've got a thick cock and she was so much smaller than me that she could only get a few inches into her mouth if she opened all the way, and there was a bit of teeth, but not enough to detract from the sheer joy and pleasure of the act, because god damn she was so into it
>she was gobbling my cock and moaning with it filling her like it was her favorite meal.
>she held the base steady in both hands, and they looked tiny wrapped around my cock. Ive mentioned it before I think but she was under 5 feet and extremely petite (think she was 4;10) while I was 6;3 by the end of my junior year and was very active for a Yea Forumstard.
>when she took my cock out of her mouth to catch her breath there were beads of precum bubbling up, my first time experiencing so much, running down my cock in streaks, and I watched as her eyes followed one bead all the way down my cock, before licking all the way from the bottom to the top, then with her tongue out, licked circles around the tip of my cock
>"oh my god clem" was the most my brain could produce, making her giggle then start sucking again

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i like to crossdress and stuff my ass but i dont like men

Do you actually want it? That's hot as fuck.
Why not sneak up on them and rape them
I'm sure they won't fight

That's not as fun tho.

I would never do anything like that to this kid. I’d kill anyone who did. I am so fucking protective of this boy. I love this kid like a brother and what I imagine it’s like to love a son. I help him with his homework, I play video games with him, I’ve kept him from committing suicide. He calls me when he’s done with school and tells me how his day was and asks me for advice about everything. I’ve known this kid since August. His parents know about me and are fine with me. It’s only recently that I’ve noticed that was once fraternal love became something different. But it’s so intense and it’s been going on for about two months now. I’m trying everything I can to make it go away. Seriously, would it be wrong if I killed myself and managed to make him convinced I died in a car crash or something? I’ve been thinking about just driving into traffic.

Fair. Sucks that men are all huge idiots and would literally never expect that
How old?

18. Been doing this all for a year now

Eh I don't think you should kys
Just take it to your grave or until it leaves your mind

Human minds are fucked and can't be understood. Maybe soon you will find something that fixes it.

No point hating or killing yourself for something you can't control

Nope, just snipped it off one night when i was high and sucked it like a bonbon.

Stumbling out of a bar at a "so late its early" sort of hour worked for me. Not gonna lie, I kinda hate how much I enjoyed it.

Well, I hate to break it to you, but it doesn't matter why you're suddenly removed from his life, you would be removing a loving support structure that the kid is relying on in a real way. It will devastate him and derail his progress toward being even half adjusted to adulthood.

Best thing to do is suck it up and persevere. Deny yourself the opportunity to act but always still support and be there.

post tits you roody-poo

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Uhmazing

Stay safe though lol

That's how I wanna feel after it.
you'll never take me alive

I wanna fuck my friends fiance, she's just my type

>it wasn't much longer before I could feel myself about to cum, and I could tell it was going to be enormous
>"Clem, I'm about to.. you know.." I managed to warn her in between breaths. She was sucking my very soul through my cock, years of my life dropping off as my heart worked overtime
>I was so in love with this girl on her knees before me
>Despite, or rather because, of my warning that I was at the edge ahe began going faster and taking me in deeper, hearing her struggle with it in the back of her throat, like a muffled moan
>then she sucked it most of the way clean, stopping with just my tip in her mouth, and began fluttering her tongue across the very tip top
>this WAS enough to make me cum, and my initial load was like a gun going off, causing me to lean forward over her letting out of the kind of moan I've never heard myself utter
>so much filled her mouth that she gagged and pulled back off my cock, gasping loud, but that was just the first shot of the orgasm
>the next few shots came out in thick milly streaks that hit her cheek, chin, lips, down to her shirt where it let off half a dozen more ropes of cum
>then I felt her hands around it again, stroking my cock and milking out another several shots, across her face and glasses, even some in her hair
>she was absolutely covered in my cum, and was still panting from swallowing down the first load
>when my cock was finally spent she sucked on the tip again, making my pelvis involuntarily thrust again, one last giant glob escaping into her mouth
>Clem was left looking at the aftermath all over her, and simply pulled her shirt off, revealing her bare chest, and carefully wiped the rest off with the shirt before leaving it at our feet, standing up and sitting sideways in my lap, blanket draped around us

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im high as fuck on coke

how would you prefer to be taken then?

...

Not too picky for first one

It's fine to not finish something that you started for fun and weren't relying on, all that matters is what you took away from it.

Take time to look at daily life in different perspectives otherwise the same one can get rather dull. Notice the little things you never do. The world is but your interpretation of it, YOU control the construct. If passion and energy is what you seek then try regularly tricking your mind into feeling just that. Gradually it will cement.

Even if it makes you feel like your dieing you should try exercising to your breaking point, the feeling of accomplishment afterwards is like nothing else. Sleep regularly and treat your body well and your mind will follow.

then stop complaining you faggot

post a tit and a location

Nice. Hope you get it some day. Ive never managed to work up the courage to go looking for it again but every time I walk past that alley I get a little hard.

Recently found my sister's Reddit account where she posts mostly NSFW content, and I've came now times than I can count.

i always bot on my osrs accounts so i can do quests lmao,

I have gotten two single moms over tinder this past year and got them pregnant. Left them both, it just feels so good.

23andMe says I’m 2% North African

Can imagine it would be impossible to not get turned on

Share with me so i can beat off to her
Kik lookoutbaby59

Share the wealth?

Pussy disease from Raw dog ass fucking?

my gf doesnt know that her gay friend has been making me suck him off for the past month or so. Im afraid to tell her

I'm a loser and all of my friends and family hate me but I'm ok with it now

You can get it up the ass too, turns out.

>making me
Right. So very forced.

Share them
Kik lookoutbaby59

Just give it time. Eventually she'll walk in on her friend balls deep in you and then she'll know.

Lucky fuck

Acceptance is key

is it the good stuff.. or shitty quality from the low end..

"What kind of clem" the grind is real...

first time I was drunk and he legit tricked me into it. Second time he pushed my head down on his cock while we were in the car, and third time I was drunk again

It was literally the best find/day off my life. Except my cock has been basically rubbed raw

>Clem is sitting naked in my lap, her face buried in the space between my neck and shoulder, nibbling on me softly, knowing that I enjoyed this nibbling despite how weird it was.
>Don't judge, this was before ASMR was popular
>My arms are wrapped around her thin, lean body, hands roaming across her soft sunburn-pink skin, though I couldn't see it because of the blue light of my monitor
>One hand is drawing on her back with my fingers, the other is much more suggestive, groping at her hips and thighs, copping a handful of her ass
>She wiggles her butt to taunt me, still couldnt believe this was the little girl shy around anyone that wasn't family, but bossy as fuck when it was just us
>briefly remember an old memory of her following me around when she was still little, already doing that finger to the mouth nibbling thing, she would chase me endlessly and when I stopped and turned around to see what she wanted she was always too nervous to say anything and would run off
>and when I first moved in she was like that, but after inviting her to play vidya one night she warmed up immediately
>"God, I am in love with this girl" is all I can think about
>Meanwhile
>Dick is stiff but not really fully hard and definitely not ready for another round
>But she feels it, and lifts her leg and raises up so that it sticks straight up, and when she sits back down it's right between her legs, caught in her right grip,
>She pulls back from necking me and looks me in the eye
>"Is that better?"
>"Why don't you touch it and see?"
>Rolls her eyes but still smiling at me, says "You can never get enough."
>Oh really, she has the balls to say that after all she's done
>Jk she doesn't have balls

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I just dont want her to think it's me cheating so thats why I havent had him suck me off yet

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Ok. So the next time he pushes your head towards his dick

Punch him in the throat.

I don't understand why you didn't do that the first time.

Fuck. You’re right. Fuck. This kid already ends every phone call with “I love you, man”. I guess I’ll just start trying to remember that every time I’m driving somewhere.

Okay, here’s the even worse problem: Sometimes I think this kid is attracted to me. Ever since this kid hit puberty, he’s stopped wearing shirts around me, start pointing out when his dick is hard, he’s tried showing me his dick before. He called me on FaceTime while he taking a bath once and had the camera pointing in the opposite direction of his face and I hung up immediately. When he was done he asked me if I wanted to play video games with him and we never talked about it. I swear to God that I’ve never tried anything or even gave any sort of hint to anything.

nice.. do u wanna fuck ur sister..

Im ready to fuck a shemale this summer when Im in vegas, but I have no idea how to start searching or what to look for

i was sorta shocked at how big it was tbh, hes sorta a manlet but he was like 7.5 in. then legit i had it in my mouth and he was thrusting into me. I couldnt stop him at that point

What happened?

Up until the point I cum all over myself and contemplate my life choices.

nothing wrong with wanting to fuck ur sister.. especially when shes hot

Despite my earlier post and what some may think, I've never had a dick in my mouth.

I'm trying to imagine being that drunk, and then what I would do.

And I'm imagining hurt his dick, bite if you gotta, uppercut him in the balls if on knees,

And then throat punch him.

I dunno man I think that's rape and i think you should kick his ass.

>She's rocking back and forth, grinding on my lap and rubbing her mound, as well as her little puff of pubic hair, against my semi, coaxing more and more from his weak and sensitive meat.
>but he knows this is some prime cousin pussy he's right next to, and the more blood rushing to him is less for my own brain to perform critical calculations
>"Clem what do you think you're doing?"
>She locks her hands behind my neck, rocking even harder now, looking me in the eye with that playful, if dangerous, smirk on her face
>tries raising her hips up and down to stroke my cock, but quickly abandons that strategy
>"Anooooon I want to try something."
>"What do you want to try? I mean we just did--"
>"I want you to put it in me."
>choke on my words, they don't matter anymore, nothing from my life before beginning this affair with my cousin matters anymore
>But I tell her we can't, and that even if I wanted to my cock wouldn't be able to get up again after all we've done.
>"Oh yeah? Wanna bet?" she asks, and before I can answer she names the stakes as if I've agreed
>"If I get you hard, you have to put it in me."
>"There's no fucking way Clem."
>I intended this to mean there's no way we can do this, but she took it as a challenge, and all at once she begins shifting around on top of me
>repositions until she's straddling me again, arms still around my neck, but she's squatting over my cock instead of on her knees
>keep my hands on her waist so she doesn't fall over, as the blanket is long gone at this point
>takes one of her hands from holding onto me and takes ahold of my cock, holding it at an angle so that as she bounces her bottom up and down, her pussy lips are sliding all up and down my cock, coating it in her juice
>and I'm rapidly approaching maximum girth and length

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Haha, your talking to the guy who's shot 50+ loads while fucking her in my mind...I hope you're right.

Don't regert. That's gay af

Blackmail her
Or don't idfk

Yeah you're fucked. I reckon you gotta ween yourself out of his life. He'll be better off
If there was a much smaller age gap maybe it'd be a different story
Good luck man

user, she will always be back because she will never be able to find a better man. Salud!

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No reason to blackmail her.

he only does it when hes drunk too though. And yeah i was like close to blackout drunk, he was taking me home and made me give him road head. I kinda was out of it

post more..

More nudes?
Fuck her?
I'll admit it is definitely the worst idea imaginable

Took a trip to Denmark just to meet up with someone who was exactly the age of consent in Denmark. It was pretty based but it ruined my view of women back home.

I've shot many loads to nude photos of my daughter in law that I stole off her laptop.

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So you're a two drink homo. Got it.

ClemAnon here. Any feedback is appreciated. Even calling me a larp

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Any samples?

whats her password.. asking for a friend.. kek

you keep killing threads by dumping your shitty story and it annoys me. its badly written enough that I've never read past the first two posts.

Just waiting to hear how you fucked her amd filled her up

same here

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Yep

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I've already got more nudes than I could have ever hoped for. Up until the moment I found her Reddit, I had relied on an old skinny-dipping pic her friend took, and a picture of her sun tanning topless that I took when she still lived at home. Fucking her would be incredibly awesome... For like 5 minutes, but the overwhelming guilt afterwards wouldn't be worth it.

Lucky father in law!

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And yet people are constantly asking for updates in every thread.

Not happening for a while.

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why feel gilty about it? if both of you want it...

Fuck. That’s terrible. I’m attracted to this kid, but I love him so much too. I don’t want him out of my life. The whole “I love you, man” stuff started well before he hit puberty. It started one night while I was playing games with him a few nights after I got him to put his dad’s gun away. He just randomly told me “I love you, man. I wish you were my brother. Sometimes I wish you were my dad.” I want to stay in his life and watch him grow up and all that. I know for certain I have the strength to not act on my attraction to him. Like I said, I’m incredibly protective of this kid. Shit sometimes more than I am of my own gf. She doesn’t mind that I’m there for the kid. She likes him and is glad that I have what’s like a little brother. I’m pretty sure he has no clue I’m attracted to him. If he gets worse about this stuff, I want to just talk to him and tell him like “Dude, I’m eleven years older than you.” Idk. I think I have the strength to just suck it up and persevere like you (or maybe an other user) said.
Fuck, do I really need to get out of his life? That would make me so sad.

Diamonda and waiting

If I black mailed her into it, that wouldn't exactly be her wanting it...

>Clem has gotten this rhythm going where when she slides back and forth grinding the length of my cock, she bucks her hips and raises them like she's riding up my cock, then slides down it in her down juices
>all the while, she's squatting over my cock, which is now standing straight up and completely at her mercy
>her hands are gripping my shoulders, and as I catch her eye she's smiling so wide she's biting her lower lip to keep from making noise
>It's insane how much she wants me
>It's criminal how much I want her
>Like seriously it's a crime and it would make me a criminal in the eyes of the law
>but the only eyes I give a fuck about in that moment are staring right into mine, that look of need so clear, and then she closes her eyes and I feel it
>as she's sliding up my cock and reaches the 'peak' she bucks her hips in just the right way, and the tip of my cock slides right between her sopping wet pussy lips
>in an instant everything changed, I was inside of her again, and she was slowly going down to try to get more
>she managed to get another inch or so before I grabbed her by the ass and she just froze, looking at me
>"I'm sorry user, but you know you want it."
>God yes I want it, I'm just short of halfway in her and all I want is to drive my cock all the way inside of her, but something inside of me refuses to let us
>But instead I tell her "This is just a line we can't cross." and start lifting her off my cock, both of us moaning the moment my dick slipped out, followed by a sudden rush of juices.
>"Clem, did you cum?"
>Bites her lip and nods
>"Do you want to cum in here again?" She asks, sitting up on her knees arched back and one hand petting her pussy.
>Of course I do
>She positions herself so that she's right on top of my cock, rubbing her pussy lips all over the tip, back and forth, circles, trying to build me up so that I do something rash out of excitement
>and that's exactly what I do

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Any of her backside?

oh, not in that case, no.

Totally. I got to taste her pussy at least.

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Well keep on resisting. right up until he's of age. Then tap it with righteous fury. Creepy, but not unforgivable. And as you get older together nobody bats an eye.

How?

Not to say I haven't fantasized about it. I'd love to fuck her ass, she really enjoys anal I guess.

dubs confirm u post those skinny dipping pics

>And yet people are constantly asking for updates in every thread.

you specifically asked for feedback, including negative. only reason I replied to you, no need to get your knickers in a knot.

when I was 14 or 15 I went through a phase of wearing my sister's clothes when I was home alone, I used to fap in front of the mirror wearing them

Her boyfriend fucked her. She put panties on and it captured her delicious discharge, and then she put her clothes in the hamper, which I found later.

I'm replying to you, and I replied to the other guy. But when you say something like I ruin every single thread you need to be able to explain yourself, otherwise you look foolish.

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Wow, so you got a little taste of his cum too?

Does she know its your ex?

Sorry, they're on my backup hard drive, and I only have my phone right now.

I drove the girl who abused the shit out of me in early high school almost completely off the internet with years of psychotic breaks that continue to this day over what she did to me.

I'm so old now I shouldn't even care anymore, but the abuse went on for so long I can't get through it

>3 years I was absolutely delusional, I thought I loved her, she was my 'best friend'
>She just progressively found worse ways to hurt me, then would get me to stay with the tiniest bit of affection I was so starved for
>In middle school it was hugs, buy always carefully planned where she'd pull me to a dark corner where nobody would ever see
>I was scrawny, extremely innocent, really didn't know better
>Arguments I thought were in good fun turned into her hitting me
>Her hitting me turned into her beating me
>I took it because "you don't hit girls" and "she didn't *really* mean it
>When she figured out I'd take the physical abuse, she tacked on embarassing me in front of our friends by telling secrets and dreams I'd tell her in confidence
>Nothing socially damaging even, just stuff i was embarrassed by, like being way too into Simon and Garfunkle and stupid shit like that
>Ended up kicking me so much my dick has a permanent bend
>I still have to see it every time my dick gets hard
>Didn't realize how bad things were till I moved away
>Eventually after telling the few new friends I made about her, and seeing their horrified reactions to the shit they did, I realized none of it was normal and it was all super fucked up
>All the defenses melted into rage
>About Junior year I texted her to ask if she knew how fucked up the stuff was that she did to me
>I didn't want to believe any of it was malicious, even a year removed from it all
>"Nah I knew, I know it was fucked up. Haha."
>No apology, no remorse, no emotion
>Fucking snapped
>Told everyone I was still in touch with everything about her
>Nobody gave a shit
1/2

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I often think of taking my own life, but i keep it to myself because there is no good responce from telling anyone....and suicude is contagious.

>wall of text
>Nobody gave a shit

got that right

Id like to hear more about that

>otherwise you look foolish.

sure thing champ, next time maybe ask for defensible arguments instead of 'any feedback is appreciated'

...

Trips of truth.

I didn't think I needed to post a "Don't be retarded" warning but clearly I gave you too much credit.

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Here is a hot tub pic from her Reddit though

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>I cant handle negative feedback :(

yeah alright man we get it, chill

Not only do I desperately want to cheat on my girlfriend of over a year with some girl I knew from elementary school and pretty much any other hot girl I have a shot with regardless of weight jerked off with sisters bra once before ive got a solid list

Utter chaos. I'm homeless and jobless and injured.

nice... who do u think she took these for

2/2
>make 15 sock twitter accounts over a period of 5 years
>fill her mentions with "you know what you did" and telling her to fuck off posting all her feminist shit about battered women when she was never the fucking victim in her life
>Track down every platform she used online, however obscure, and weaseled my way into them to tell all her friends what she'd done
>Tried to resist, but I'd get deep depressive episodes that'd turn into rages where I'd hunt down any vestige of her that wasn't yet purged from the internet and do my damndest to burn it down
>I could barely touch women, I'd flinch even when affection was offered to me
>This just fucked me up more because my brain runs on physical intimacy to be ok
>Perpetuated the cycle
>I'd have nightmares for years of her beating the shit out of me where I'd wake up sore
>Took a good string of really sweet, patient girls to break through my contempt and fear of women and start dating again
>My girlfriend only knows the barest details, doesn't know how much of a fucking psycho I've been
>Doesn't understand how something so fucking stupid could have been so bad and gone on so long
>Thought I'd be over her 6 years later
>I get an episode
>Track her down
>She's got a job at the fucking relationship violence services center at fucking UC Santa Cruz as a councilor
>She's had this job for 3 fucking years now
>She still works there
>Got into contact with her one time since
>She's still exactly the fucking same

Fucking cunt ruined my life and now she's in charge of the resources people use to get away from people like her. Fuck her.

i read it, though. but you already told us how it ends. but do continue, pls.

tl;dr

Nobody ever gives a shit, that's the point of these stupid fucking threads lmao

Her husband and her get off by posting her pictures online, that's my theory anyway

Who doxxed you and why? How? And how did it spin you so far out?

Not to say you did the right thing. A crazy bitch like that fucked up an excellent living situation i had with some good friends. Buddy started bringing her around the house and she would get away with all types of dunb shit, shes a youth councilor that often does a bunch of coke and yells at her kids as well as inciting violence from guys onto other people. The world would be better without her.

does she still work there or was this sometime ago

I get off to people jerking it to a chick I know and secretly want people to sext her to see if she replies

Is that even considered negative feedback? You're mad you're not the center of attention. As stupid and overplayed as the "u mad" argument is, you're clearly upset I made you look foolish in a single reply.

I want to swap bodies with my sister and have her fuck me in her pussy with my own penis

>Dude, I’m eleven years older than you.
Seriously not a big deal in the end. I'm 10 years older than my wife, and nobody cares now that she's 30.

fuck, I did not pick up you were just baiting me until now

good work user very troll

Last I checked she's still employed. I tried dropping some hints with a fake email to her, see if she'd get nervous but it's like she doesn't even fucking remember.

I hope I at least made her sweat behind the keyboard

I the last six months I have trapped, killed, cooked and eaten five domestic cats

Tl;dr feminist cunt bent my dick from beating the shit out of me because the 'right' thing I was told to do was take it, and I thought I was in love. Now she's a domestic violence councilor at a college and has never faced any consequences for her actions.

tl;dr

99% chance she doesn't want it

Jim Jomes effect. terrible people in influential positions.

tl;dr tl;dr fuck women

Guess it's typical

Next post?

Haha, it's safe to say there is a 100% chance she doesn't want my little guy... Especially after seeing her hubby.

I'm 30, she's 18.


I messed her up pretty good, but she fucking wrecked me. Slowly ween yourself off, then fucking bail. It's gona kill you when he gets to her age.......


I still love her.

It did rhyme though

learn the difference between councillor and counsellor you illiterate fucking retard jew bastard nigger fagballs cuntlick

>with her pubic mound pushed forward as she offers herself up to me, more than willing for me to take her all the way, I again firmly grab her hips and pull her closer to me
>using one hand, I hold my cock by its base and line it up with her pussy, which is absolutely quivering at this point, her cute little innie pussy is now pink, her lips puffy and opened up eager for someone, and in this case me, to fill her tight little vag
>spoiler warning, it's a long time before we go all the way.
>but we can do some things, you might call it cheating but it made sense to us, even if we were just hormone crazed teenagers
>bringing my tip to her pussy lips, giving them a kiss with my dickhead, I returned both hands to her waist to hold her tight while I slid my tip inside of her, as well as the first few inches (1-2, maybe 3)
>she leans forward and rests her forehead against mine, hands pawing at my neck as she gradually loses control and lets out a deeep guttural moan that I was certain Patrick would wake up from, but he was snoring away
>back inside Clem, I was rotating my hips, stirring just inside her pussy, my tip rubbing her vaginal walls, driving her fucking wild
>she cups my face with both hands, her glasses fall to the floor as soon as she pulls them off, and keeps going in for kisses but having to break to catch her breath
>she's bouncing up and down and bucking her hips, she wants it all, so I'm holding her tightly to keep this from going any further
>but as we continue on I can feel myself sliding every so slightly further into her, and my will is breaking away
>but before I can completely give in to desire, my orgasm hits like getting hit by a car, the first shot is always explosive, but this time my whole body jerks back and my hips buck, driving me further into her, I'm now about halfway inside of her, and spewing cum with shot after shot, and now it's my turn to lose control of my moans

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It did rhyme, I utterly failed, even at making something not rhyme.

I work at a a support organization for disadvantaged and vulnerable people. In my free time I abuse vulnerable and needy girls from rough backgrounds.

Part of the reason I work there is because helping others makes me feel like less of a monster, that I am helping people more than I am hurting them.

I only do it with consenting partners in a safe way, but I did some fucked up things when I was younger that will have left scars.

I'm actively thinking about/pursuing the idea of cheating on my GF of 6 years. She's gotten lazy and fat and has zero sex drive. If we didn't have a kid I'd just throw her shit on the lawn and change the locks but I can't do that to my son. I'm miserable with her and I just want to fuck someone else, maybe if she found out she'd finally muster up the courage to leave.

I am sexually attracted to 12 year old athletic blond boys

Kys

I used to sneak in my friends sister’s room and sniff her panties.

Last time we house sat for my wife's sister, I jacked off into three different pairs of her panties

I sometimes beat off to pictures of concentration camp victims

Honestly I think that's her MO too,or at least part of it. "I'm doing good now so it's ok I ruined the life of at least one bright, happy, gentle kid and turned him into a fucking raging wreck"

Stings to know how much better my life could have gone if I didn't spend the better part of high school a crumpled, dysfunctional wreck

Personally, stay as his father figure as long as you can. Set as best an example you can. Leaving him will deprive him of a father figure. Once he's a legal adult and can make his own decisions, let him figure himself out. So long as it's legal, the age gap really isn't all that impoetant, but if he wants to pursue something romantic, he has to be legal, and he has to come onto you.

ive been a victim of abuse for years but dont want to say anything

I cant stop looking at the porn on the top and bottom of /b threads. Im Gonna COOOM

physical.. emotionall.. sexual.. what kind..

I've never been tested for STDs but I tell everyone that I sleep with I've been tested and/or am on PReP. I've never used a condom, always came inside, and slept with both sexes (even a tranny). Honestly surprised one of them didn't get pregnant.

Fucking based

I'm especially surprised the tranny didn't get pregnant.

this is the worst fucking thing ive seen so far

I don't seed torrents

nice try mr fbi

I want to suck cock so bad I’d blow a complete stranger or even a relative if they knocked on my door.

I send pictures of my little cock to my sister in law from my wife's phone and tease it while pretending to be my wife.

So am I.
Out of everyone, he was the worst lay tbh. I went out of my way to make green tea for him and chat him up to make him comfortable, but he was super insecure about my sexuality and his age and why I wasn't immediately diamonds and it put a lot of stress on me and killed the mood, which compounded his insecurity, which killed the mood further, ad infinitum. Ended up being more of an aborted handjob than anything.

He then just left, and didm't even drink the green tea I brewed him. He also insulted my hair.

>throw my head back and shut my eyes, letting out a moan of release, unable to contain myself and keep the noise down. in a moment of divine clarity Clem clamps both hands down over my mouth while still rocking her hips back and forth to make sure she gets every last drop of cum
>while still cover my mouth she's nestling her hot cheek against my own, rubbing back and forth in sync with her hips.
>"I feel you user. We're connected." She's saying things my mind can't begin to comprehend, all I can do is repeat her name while panting for air.
>"I want to feel everything with you user. I love you." She's saying, whimpering as she keeps rubbing cheek-to-cheek
>I'm slowly regaining senses again, slide my dick out and letting him droop like a flag at half mast, he did his duty and is now gone from this world
>but her whimpering is turning to chest-racking crying, and I can feel warm wet tears against my cheeks
>Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>I try to pull back and look at her but she has her arms locked around me, just says "No, just stay like this." and keeps going.
>a short while later she is giving me an eskimo kiss (rubbing noses) with her eyes closed
>she only opens her eyes to look at my mouth, as if trying to make a choice, then slowly leans in for a kiss, that turns into another and another, until we're slowly making out
>still don't know what the fuck is going in with her emotionally
>"Clem I love you, I'll always be here for you." I reassure her when we break from the kiss. This makes her smile, then she says "If we weren't cousins we wouldn't have to hide this, would we?"
>think about it for a few seconds, then point out "If we weren't cousins we never would have met." But then I go on to say, "I don't care that we're cousins. I know I'm supposed to but I don't. I love you, Clem."
>this seems to work for her, as she immediately goes in for another long kiss.

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What did he say exactly?

What does she say?

Not just a fantasy, but a boring uninspired fantasy randomly drawn together from selected elements of other boring, uninspired fantasies posted here.

But I wouldn't expect anything different from someone who's idea of "sexual adventure" is imagining fucking a girl in close proximity before she's old enough to realise she's good looking.

I've seen so much incest porn over the years I sometimes experiment with fantasizing about my sister when I masturbate

As far as what? Insulting my hair? He said to tie it back because he isn't into girls, and that I looked way too feminine, so he wasn't very attracted to me. And then expects me to continue fucking him after that shit.

She usually just sends a laughing emoji and an "OMG!!! Now I know why you have so many toys"

Me and my gf started making porn, nobody knows we pay the bills like this. Pic related

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e5f0e888dd1c

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pics or gtfo

I'm slowly starting to realize I'm going to die alone and childless, and there's absolutely no point in continuing to live. I'm incredibly depressed, women can see that and avoid having anything to do with me and I don't blame them. Now I just need to gain the courage to end my own life.

>Kid told me I’m his best friend and also he calls me ‘dad’
don't do this sick shit by nice to him or you will break him for good

When I was younger, I found a Polaroid of (what I thought were) my mom's titties.i used to regularly hide in the basement (where the photos were stored) and Jack off furiously to that picture. Later I found out that it's actually a picture of my aunt... No regrets

not posting her pics, she's 15 you sick fucking pedo

I hope your son finds out and literally kills you. You deserve it.

>assumes daughter in law is married to his son
>ignores the fact she could be married to his daughter
>enforcing outdated gender stereotypes

fucking wake up user, it's the 21st fucking century already

I can't stop fapping to pics of the toned bodies of junior triathletes in skintight lycra

Really it makes no difference.
>gender stereotypes
kys, you stupid progressive

Some dudes going to fuck her to death and then you'll feel really bad

You know. I always wanted to fuck a dead woman. Just imagine your cock going into that pale soft cold pussy and then making it warm with your cum.
AMAZING!

congratulations on totally not getting trolled there

you don't look stupid now

You should familiarize yourself with reddit culture

Okay so at first what i did was squeezing my dick really hard and then i'd bend over and lick my dick hole. After some training i was able to get the whole tip in my mouth.
At some point i started blowing my load in my own mouth.
But it feels more like having a dick in your mouth than getting your dick sucked

right, because Yea Forums is really into reddit culture

I hate niggers and faggots and pakis. I also hate fat people, disableds, homeless subhumans, heroin addicts, anyone who doesn't speak English, jews, pretty much any minority group I fucking hate.

Lesbians are ok though. I know some pretty cool lesbians.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little redditor? I'll

have you know I graduated top of my class on the chan image boards, and I've

been involved in numerous secret raids on tri-force, and I have over 300

confirmed shitposts. I am trained in shitposting and I'm the top shitposter

on all the chans. You are nothing to me but just another redditor. I will

wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen

before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with

saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, redditor. As we speak

I am contacting my secret network of anons across the WORLD and your IP is

being backtraced right now so you better prepare for the consequences,

fucker. The consequences that will be had on that pathetic little thing you

call your incel life. You're fucking dead, incel. I can be anywhere, anytime,

and I can dox you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just typing on the

keyboards with my hands. Not only am I extensively trained in doxxing, but I

have access to the entire arsenal of the Chan Network and I will use it to

its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the interwebz, you

little troll. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your

little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would

have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're

paying the price, you goddamn incel. I will shitpost fury all over you and

you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, redditor.

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And alcoholics and gypsies and irish. In fact the irish are worst of all, they're barely on the same intelligence level as bonobos.

no strech marks?

I regularly make food for my mother in law and cum in it and watch her eat it. Every time she walks past me I make an effort to brush my hand on her ass and I’m pretty sure she knows. Also I steal her panties and thongs from her laundry but she never said anything to anyone. I’ve jacked off on her back while she was watching tv and left it on her.

>the same tired old "I cum in my family's food" fantasy

get some new material user, we've heard this shit a million times before and never believed it

Not tryna argue but how do you know it’s never happened? I mean I wish I didnt

How do?

Every single thread that mentions incest or confessions, some sad lonely little fantasist makes the exact same post you did. Every. Fucking. Time. It's up there with "our parents encouraged me and my sister to walk round the house naked" and "my twin sister has huge tits". Now fuck off and tell your pathetic lonely little lies to someone else.

Lol ok man. You got me. Im a pathetic liar. You’re the man!

>how do you know it’s never happened
>it’s never happened

that's called letting the truth leak out

When was the last time you tried flashing?

Damn you’re a psychologist too! Way to go!

I don't mind faggots or dykes but transvestites give me the fucking creeps