How do I kill my parents?

How do I kill my parents?

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Don't. They do not deserve to lose their lives because you've decided to be edgy.

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did they take away body pillow user?

They are already dying slowly from their disappointment with you.

Have u heard of the menendez brothers?

Nice projection dipshit

Have you tried asking them?

You're asking how to kill your parents on a public forum accompanied by a zoomer anime pic and I'm the dipshit? I mean, you're probably right, but jeez louise.

WITH KINDNESS

Hey dipshit. I'm not o.p.
So many retarded 12 year olds here....

the hard part is not killing them user, bruh. it's getting away after killing them. If you don't mind prison time, stab them to your heart's content. If you don't want prison time, make it look like an accident.

Oh, so you're just a white knight? Ok, why didn't you say so?

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I want to hate u but now I just feel sorry for u

By carrying on with a forgettable life

Kind of reminds me of that guy who felt sorry for his immigrant rapist when he was deported.

Dont. Just move out if you hate them so much.

kek

oof

Git Gud and use a kitchen knife+9

Guys please just tell me!

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Two words. Ice sickles

>Ice sickles

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>gets called out for being a white knight
>white knight response
Ishygddt

kek
you're the clear dipshit with dunning-kruger effect hahah