The land of trying to corner ppl out of existance and robbing ppl blind

So you can raise a family with one income? And take a vacation and pay for you children’s college costs? Also have money for retirement? Yep that’s the way it was before we became an oligarchy. We have three classes now similar to the 1920’s. The ultra rich, the poor and the broke. The broke being the middle class drowning in debt

I like guns and McDonalds. Seriously, who doesn’t like McDonald’s?? People who post “it’s disgusting” on the internet one day are in the drive-thru getting a quarter pounder with cheese the next day.

You could not be more right.

Lol poorfag

yes

The land of selling guns to
and buying drugs from
the cartels

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Stop voting for liberals then

The second amendment is one good thing about America, and the abundance of work if you really need it. But damn your poor people are really damn poor, can't you just throw them a bone

Jeez nigger you are the poster child of the problem in the US. Fuck kys now

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One income, have a house, car, take the kids to Disneyworld every year. You’re being a drama queen because you’re still in college running up monster debt on a worthless liberal arts degree. Most of us out in the real world are doing fine.

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i like youre style tho, a penny saved is a penny earned

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You’re such a hypocrite. I bet you had an Egg McMuffin this morning. Is your college professor teaching you that McDonald’s is bad?

probably

If I were born in the land of robbing people blind I would simply rob people blind. OP is a faggot

Actually nigger I’m 45 with 4 kids. I have no credit card debt, no car or student loan debt. I have a mortgage and that’s it.

them aliens could be real and hostile tho

>Is your college professor teaching you that McDonald’s is bad?

No, my diabeetus taught me mcdonalds is bad

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>implying
>straw man

consequences

Nah u'd be sucking dick for scraps

You are never going to make it

>I’m 45 with 4 kids.
Ew

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I wouldn’t lower myself to eat at McDonald’s. I eat at home with 4 kids our grocery bill is 400-500 a week but I have a good business so it’s all good

already have, its just you talking to yourself in the mirror

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Jewland

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dont fucking touch his cake. im in line for that shirt

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Go away.

you just told yourself to go away

Cry harder fag planet. This country is the only place in the world where you can become a millionaire at 23 by inventing the fidget spinner. We put pools next to our beach house, and ride a block to buy a donut on a motorcycle powered by a Chevy V8, driving past our homeless who make more panhandling outside a rock concert than your executives make in a year.

What are you gonna do when the communists lose the next election?

ant no magic carpet ride for you cesspool dingle

Whys that democrat voter not wearing a shirt?

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>Black
>Votes

pick one

ride a bullet train past yall and wave.

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He's actually MAGA as fuck with his US flag. That fucker doesn't kneel for the anthem

don't forget taxing the living shit out of you. you have to pay tax on money you make, money spend and money you leave for your family when you die.

Thanks Democrats for fucking up this once great constitutional republic.

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Even if you go to college to be a doctor it's not what it used to be faggot. You just say that because you will see an inheritance someday. Zoomers wont even be able to spell inheritance.

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isnt that the best part tho

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Why don't all the commies move to california so you can all be commies together and leave the sane people alone?

The dems base. Top kek.

You can, if you're not spending half your income on a cell phone, cable, $300 sneakers, concert tickets, drinking in bars, iPads, Netflix, every whim that crosses your fancy on Amazon via the temptation of media influencers, fleshlights, fast food, high-end cars that a 23 year old has no business buying, and weekend visits to Dave and Busters. When people raised a one-income family, they had a television on rabbit ears, kids got a shitty pair of Keds, your birthday present was a BB gun, and your car was a Plymouth Volare that you kept for twelve years. This is not an inflation problem, it's a spending problem. You're trying to pay for twelve things with the income that you used to struggle honorably to pay for five necessary things. You bunch of greedy undisciplined fucking idiots.

stop ruining memes

>the sane people

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Well nigger I’m already an adult and I am teaching to my kids to live on their own. I have saved enough to pay for about 1/2 of their tuition and they are straight A so they will be fine. I’m sincerely sorry you are stuck in your parents basement. That was kind of my goal so my kids would not be you.

Keep beating that straw man, I'm almost convinced enough to become a dirty hippie communist.

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no

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Literally makes me proud to be an American.

youtu.be/Ps7xmW-9LXQ

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Yep your right faggot

ok boomer

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I don’t know how this isn’t obvious to everyone. Best post on Yea Forums tonight.

you cock suckers need Jesus!

step out of one them massive shithole cities for a year and see what real Americans are like. im a damn Wet back living in ND making a damn good living. i enjoy the extremely low crime rate in these small towns and i have yet to experience any racism.

FYI i was raised in Vegas.

you shit head liberals have no idea what it takes to keep your shithole cities running.

>straw man

Have any actual arguments, or are you going to continue posting pictures from your sizeable but creepy collection?

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>Yeahok.gif

A few months ago, I paid $400 for a guy and his worker to spend four hours getting my yard ready for winter, cutting back all the summer growth. Nothing complicated, just hard work I didn't get to. He probably paid his employee about $15 per hour. Which means he made $340 for four hours. $85 per hour for him. Because he's not a pussy and works hard. Thats $170k a year because he owns a dump truck and some yard tools. If you think the average guy can't become a solid motherfucker in this country, you're dumb as fuck.

>Wet back
You have to go back

youre apologizing for something that dosent exist

Poor Millennial Baby! Does him have no survival skills? Did your music career end too soon? Didn't your diploma in women's studies get you a coosh job, baby?! Are those bad Conservatives out there working their asses off while you sit there in mommy's basement smoking pot taking all your money?! Poor Baby! Go suck mommy's titties!

>Have any actual arguments or are you going to continue posting pictures from your sizeable but creepy collection?

I think we both know which one I choose.

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K boomer

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Autism then. Go REEEEE somewhere else, you know where.

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Nah Im good here thanx

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pride is what had me got. not worried about sticks n stones at the least

that's strawman as hell, nobody's been kicked out of a restaurant for being gay for like 40 fuckin' years. you people are DEEP in your cups at this point.

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Thanks Yea Forumsuddy. I'm not a boomer yet, but I realized a while ago where all the angry people are fucking their shit up and blaming it on everyone else. Its not the country's fault. The country has it's flaws, but you can't blame the car for having an idiot driver.

>forced birth

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keep your bank rolling sounds shady

>implying

if it's not your body then you're free to evict it

We're not the ones who made the child. The makers are responsible.

who let the...... o shi.

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What a retarded argument. Do you believe that you should be able to kill other humans just because they are an inconvenience to you?

nice propaganda faggot

That's Clorox, you fucking kike-ass.

cheeke them,

That would make sense if you were talking about your liver or something, but that's another person. Try again.

Dunno exactly what you meant by that, but he cut me an estimate for work I wanted done. I agreed, and he did what we agreed upon. I wanted X, Y, and Z done. He said $400. I agreed. It could've taken him a day, or an hour. He brought a guy, and was done in four hours. The economics is his part. If he works full time, which is 2080 hours per year, with one employee at $15 per hour to help him, thats how the numbers shake out. He owns the business. He obviously has some equipment costs, and maybe some jobs are just lawns. But he sure as hell is doing fine. And I didn't mind paying because he carted a whole dumptruck of shit out of here.

Live somewhere else then?

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thnx bro

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if they arent living by human standards than where are the ethics? i kept asking myself the same thing, holding one persons view over my own. not to make that mistake again (laughs). i think itll happen anyways no matter what. there is always a solution

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not half your body? tf i jizz for

I actually only hate one of those. Two if "aliens" means illegal aliens.

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your terrible at math

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ok

RESPECT for YOU and the (few) others here that aren't Millennial DemTARDS!

Who would bother to “fight” you, you can’t even take the effort to spell people twice. I don’t pick on the handicapped.

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Holy SHIT I felt the burn from THAT ONE in MY house!!!

And yet it's still the best country in the world.

Cry harder faggots.

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that looks sexy as fuck

Poor Baby! Mommy's shriveled tittles don't have milk anymore, Millennial, but that smelly yellow goop is cancer for you to drink! Cancer, for Internet Cancer! Does the baby think Bernie's gonna take care of HIMS?! Bernie has a WALL to keep you out, Millennial! So does Pelosi!

it's a hot way to live.

you

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Why rogs and you can play with your own friends and the other one. The only way to make a statement that is not even the same as the one that was going to be done?

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being poor is just an illusion

kick that to the curb

suck mommies ass for that?

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Funny how filthy scumbag liberal leftist commie democRAT trash talk shit about "hate", while THEY are the violent brownshirts that attack people that disagree with them, THEY love murderers and hate babies in the womb, and THEY create shithole cities full of homelessness. Try harder, MILLENNIAL!

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not as trash as your prop

you are a clone

You can't even spell. I will do it again for the slow kids. I had a bunch of yard shit needing to be done. Brush cutting, big patches of flower gardens raked out. Bushes cut and shaped. A half acre. He came for the estimate, and I pointed out everything, and he wrote it all down. He quoted me $400. I agreed. Remember, all the shit had to be toted out and shoved into a truck and taken away.

He brought a guy, power tools, and a dump truck. They chopped away at everything, non-stop, and shoved all the cuttings and brush into a dump truck. It was a lot of work.

He was done in four hours. I paid him $400. He paid his guy (X), I assume the guy made about $15 per hour. That means the owner got 340 from that job, after paying his guy. That is $85 per hour. $85 per hour times 2000 work hours a year is $170k per year.

Admittedly, some of his jobs might just be riding a riding mower on a nice lawn. But he also does sodding, landscaping, pruning trees, planting shrubs. The dude works hard, he's a scrawny, wirey fuck who doesn't get tired and sit around smoking cigarettes. When he's done, he leaves. No small talk leaning on shovels. He does this every day, all year. Maybe he has rainy days. Maybe he has some days when he does a big sexy job. I think his 400/4hrs was very deliberate, and I base the yearly income on that. The guy drove up to give his estimate when I met him in a 2 year old Corvette, shiny as fuck, and already showered. Not some bumblefuck dirty gypsy in a shitbox pick-up with mismatched doors. So, make of it what you will.

This is precisely why we went away with milk men and doctors doing house calls. Capitalism in a nutshell

This, honestly.

please post chapter two where you two get a room and you suck his dick while his guy (X) fucks you in the ass.

UberEats / Amazon Fresh . Are you from some Alabama backwoods user?

Oh NOZ!!! Now a Millennial is gonna post >implying or put a political cartoon up that will destroy your FACTS!!! What will we do? I guess Bernie will turn into Godzilla and destroy all the Breadwinners of America! Then the libs can sit and smoke pot all day while production ends around them...no electricity, no food, no iPhones....! OH NOZ!!! What now, Millennial trash?! Youz is DOOMED!

did i stutter? an absolute waste of space

Thanks bud. But fair warning, I'm an old-school "dem", the kind that wouldn't get spit in his face by the alt-right. I think people can fuck who they want, and social security for old people is a good idea.

story here?

Yeah delivery services are great and all until you get a goat fucking habibi sticking his greasy fingers in your fries

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>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

Fuck off

No, he just left after I paid him. He might come back if I need more work done. This is how small-business economy works. The sad part about this little story is, it should satisfy both young disillusioned dems and the entrepreneurial young republicans. It is good paying work for anyone who fears the American Dream is dead. No college required, earthy, and immensely profitable.

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see

team reeeee wins, all others oppose

Sorry I don't have any cartoons befitting the collapse of laissez-faire capitalism in regard to yard maintenance. But I did not drug test the landscaper, because I wouldn't have cared if he smoked pot. In fact, I would have joined him. He was welcome to chief a big fat blunt under my back yard umbrella.

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You can stutter if you want. Honest truth is, the landscaper stuttered badly. Probably why he opened his own business. But he was damn efficient at doing his thang.

I hate you and i hate youre body

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did you share the same calculator?

no

Thanks for pointing that out. I like having a couple stories about competent people who work hard for good money. Maybe one of these days I'll tell the story about the guy who rebuilt my kitchen. He's welcome to come back, too. Because he did a good job, and he's not a fucking retard.

Thats because you're not capable of doing an honest days work for an honest days pay. You're not capable of looking a man in the eye, shaking his hand and saying "yeah, I can do that", then doing it, and getting paid after the work is done. I'd probably kick your retarded ass out of my fucking yard and keep half your equipment locked in my garage. I did that to a drywall installer three years ago. I have seven thousand dollars worth of his shit because he came and went for a couple days, and I told him not to come back.

SAMewFAHG

trips hazards

Checked
046 and 690 were me. 468 was not. Keep trying, drunko.

>Veg
you got sand in your dna just like me

too bad your interest wont wash away

nice angle

45

stay tf outta my garden

then get yourself one more

swag

I once had the whole ceiling fall in because I was listening to Sabbath turned up to "eleven".

fuck you kitchen lul
done
spinning

Nowhere else is it as easy to get richer if your already well off
"foreign aid" (trillions lent to poor countries) is why even the useless fat people are richer then most of the planet

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Buddies first girlfriend house, plaster walls and an upstairs. Pretty big, with an upstairs. And she went upstairs mad as the place was rockin with some people rockin. And a six-foot plaster
chunk of the ceiling dropped and holy fuck. And the girlfriend was extra pissed. And everybody kept on rockin, and gave her the "done is done" speech, and it all became okay.

dont get it in your eyes noooooo

verified

>walls and an upstairs. Pretty big
walls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty bigwalls and an upstairs. Pretty big

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Exactly.

semi close

nope

Wanna hear about the time I fell out of a moving Jeep and didn't spill my beer?

yes

Arite. Imagine this big woodsy place in Appalachia, on the edge of this giant strip mine. To the back is woods, and a fifty yard wide terrace, several football fields long, and a tonka-truck road down the side. this big open area in the middle, like an egyptian wasteland, and way off in the distance. A city. Lights. A whole valley. An amazingly beautiful place to party, nice groups aof like minded people with trucks, beer and rock n' roll.

nice story, go to bed

After one night of partying there, the beer was basically gone, everyone left. I was not "lucky" that night, but there were girls there, it was a fun night, I was about 20ish. And I caught a ride in a jeep down the mountain. My buddies jeep, and some other guys.

So I, and my beer, rode in the back of a slow, rolling jeep, straddling the roll bar. On the right passenger side. One Jeep person might be saying "no" but yea, I was that stupid.

Anyway, at the bottom of this long jeep party hill in this strip mine, we get to the bottom. Everything is rocks. And at the bottom, he takes a left, and the ass end bounces, and I fly out like a slingshot.

oops, at least you had your beer

Yea, thanks be to god. And I didn't break my head upon the rocks, and be given the gift of paralysis. So the jeep drove away. And I regained my wits, and a few seconds I saw brake lights. People shouted their disapproval at my leaving the vehicle. And they drove backwards and dusted me off. I was okay, didn't spill my beer. Had a laugh about that. And took off.

Best Yea Forums post in months

Wtf is a handcart? -1
Dosent look like big drinks -1
Overall score= -2

that was a bad bait and you should feel bad

I live in a small town in the South, it fucking sucks dick here. There's nothing to do but church, drive around, eat at generic chain restaurants and do drugs.

Fistbump.

I donno if thats cool anymore, but you get one anyway.

Get a boat. I shit you not. Even if it's some open bow 19 foot bayliner. They're like a little Corvette, but a boat. Total chick magnet.

Finally someone sensible in the thread.

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You could get a couple buddies, get one of these for about $1500. Take it out, have some fun, and swim with some fun chicks. It'll change your life.

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As the unfiltered UV will have bleached it pure white by now it's not anyone's flag.

Except possibly France.